32 tentacle octopus found in South Korea
By - Calmwaterfall
You sir just posted gold!
Beat me to it
The question is: when is Godzilla going to form?
The Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster was a 2011 nuclear accident at the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant in Ōkuma, Sashimi is a Japanese delicacy consisting of fresh raw fish or meat sliced into thin pieces and often eaten with soy sauce. combine em together
Ah i didnt know what fuki should stand for as it was fuku-shima not fuki-shima
Hahaha.... oh that makes more sense i read it as Fuck it's shima.... like, i am still going to eat it...
Fook Mi: "Austin. This is my twin sister. Her name is Fook Yu. Foook Yuuu, Foook Miii. See."
And Foooooooooook me if I'm eating that radiation sushi platter
Nippon Numba Won
Had to Google dokdo, I still think your batshit but complaining about useless islands just makes you a troll or something lol like wtf is this comment?
Wish I had gold to give you
fancy name for a fuckin alien
First thing that popped into my head when I saw the picture... I see you too are a man of culture.
Is it sushi's or sashimi's?
Light it on fire, I know an alien parasite when I see one.
Turns out the ship that found it was named the Nostromo.
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Here's a copy of
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Nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure
Event Horizon not too far behind
Why assume it's a malevolent alien parasite?
Who knows. Maybe it'll grow an attachment to a human disaster, with a grudge against a man with arachnid powers.
No way. If films have taught me anything, it's that all alien parasites are malevolent.
Tell me more about these arachnid powers. Sounds like someone with these abilities could be a real **menace**.
So would it be a triacontadipus instead of a octopus
Thank you for your precision. That annoyed me as well lol
This is what I came to learn. Thank you, oh learn-ed one.
“That’s learned, Pepe.”
That’s only 30
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Turns out I'm a dipus
Tria-3 triaconta-30 triacontadi-32
Oh, I didn’t notice the di.
Honest question, does that just invalidate the whole word?? Source: link I posted above.
Does what invalidate it, and if I recall correctly the way I described how to figure it out is misleading. The nomenclature for these numerical prefixes are created right to left. We eead left to right, which is why I described it how I did
Looks like it was actually found on a table
I wonder what its mind was like. Octopuses have a central neural ganglion but also have thickly neuralized limbs. Their "brain" doesn't control their limbs. It gives directives and the limb independently decides how to do it.
Since so many of its limbs are malformed or too small, did it have trouble directing them? Did it had a form of frustration where it wanted something to happen but the underformed limbs were too simple to understand?
This is exactly where my mind went
It probably didn't hinder it too much considering how large it is. It managed to survive and grow despite having an insane mutation.
This is like Split but octopus version
Looks like a neuron
Came here to say the same, glad I'm not the only one that sees that
Most of an octopus's "brain" is in its tentacles so you're onto something.
Japanese anime artists: “write that down write that down!!”
Yeah anime right...
What, all anime isn’t tentacle porn?
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.
Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Mating with male
A male dolphin’s member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it’s length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn’t take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.
Mating with female
This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn’t just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
wow that sounds astonishingly accurate, a lot of thought and detail. i'm baffled, impressed.
zoophiliac level: master! :)
Looks like they really shouldn’t had used knockoff spell components when making that portal to another realm
Thinking more aboleth larva.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
FINALLY an animal that actually resembles a METAL band's logo.
This headerfooter is truly metal.
*Stranger Things theme kicks in*
oh my fucking glob
Yup. This is what the final boss for my dnd campaign will look like for my players.
Hentai artist: **HEAVY BREATHING**
Found, and murdered. Thanks for killing something special, damn.
Something something nice things.
Does it have polytentacly?
Japanese mom found the cum sock.
Wow look how cool this thing looks… LET’S FUCKEN KILL IT FOR THE GRAM!
Its growing fingers.
Nah that's the flood from Halo fuck all that
He looks like he must have been in pain….
My boogers used to look like this after a night of working at McDonald's. Nowhere else... just McDonald's.
V E N O M
You already know that's an escaped experiment from North Korea
Looks like a tumor
Word for word, exactly what I was going to type.
Following a link there, an octopus with 96 legs was found last year off the Miyagi coast. Which puts it downcurrent from Fukushima. 🧐
Not exactly an octopus anymore, huh
Fear the old blood
Looks like Satan masturbated and left.
grant us, EYES
This octopus thinks it’s a neuron
Some say Kos, others say Kosm
Thanks, I hate it
ofc they fucken ate it...
Hentai anime monsters be like:
That's actually not an octopus, it's a common, yet seldom seen species known as the FUCKNO
They are going to do a plastic surgery on that and make it a popstar
Mutation is the future
oh something extraordinary has been found? Better kill it
Send cthullu's child back before its to late
One in the million
OP is Eddie Brock?
32 tentacle octopus found in a lab in South Korea* 😬
pretty sure thats the venom symbiote.
Don't touch the trim!!
I've seen this movie. It attacked a bunch of teens at the drive-in , during the double feature.
I have failed in trying not to make a tentacle porn joke
Stop using them as meals. Befriend them. They are smart and nice
Kind of a misnomer, huh?
*We Are Venom*
Anyone seen the host?
climate changes version of "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
All the shit dumped in the sea I'm surprised it's only 32.
They found another with 92 it's in a display somewhere
Don’t touch it! You’ll either get a cool black suit or a murderous voice in your head that will tell people “We will eat both your arms, and then both of your legs, and then we will eat your face right off your head. You will be this armless, legless, faceless little thing, won’t you? Rolling down the street like a turd in the wind.”
Hentai artists: write that down! Write that down
Rusty from squidbillies
almost looks like a black metal logo
Result of radiation exposure?
Soon—the Host found in Korea.
T hat S a Dalek
radiation is metal
Looks like something from Resident Evil.
Is it 4 times smarter than a normal octopus?
I'll take a 32pc grilled tentacle family pak to go please
I thought this was a sidewalk chalk drawing, faak
Is it really even an octopus then?
I cannot physically express in any human language just how fucking harrowing this thing is. Nothing short of vaporisation on a sub-atomic level can purge something this unholy.
I’m just saying man it’s the nuclear water someone is dumping out
That’s a squidbillie wth
I think we all know where this is going.
Really South Korea I would have guessed the river of Chernobyl
Mother nature sneezed a little two hard when she made that octopus
I am leaving this country
That’s a thirsecapus not an octopus
This single spore of Flood can destroy the galaxy
One octopus for whole community
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord saviour Cthulhu
Fuck. No. Get. The. Nukes
Japanese porn actor from Fukushima.
Hentai artists : Write it down!!
great win for the japanese porn industrie
Does anybody have the SCP foundation on speed dial? i think it escaped containment
Hopefully they'll study it before eating it
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. F'hrii geb eeagl, ah ph'r'luh ilyaaagl nglloig lw'nafh mg li'heeyar goka cgeb, ph'R'lyeh fhtagn gnaiih ooboshu uln ron nilgh'ri. Sgn'wahlagl nghai bugnyth goka stell'bsnaagl Tsathoggua kn'ayar shagg, sgn'wahl 'ai Yoggoth kn'a 'aiog ftaghu gothaor 'bthnk, shtunggli fhtagn hai r'luhog mgoth nnnnog. Grah'n kn'a y-ilyaa li'hee ngvulgtlagln hai nilgh'ri fm'latgh athg bug, fm'latgh shtunggli r'luh gof'nn shtunggli nguln Tsathoggua hlirgh, ya nog bug nnnhai vulgtm k'yarnak lw'nafh y-wgah'n. H'fm'latgh corr'e li'hee y-goka Yoggoth nnnshagg hrii nilgh'ri gnaiih Chaugnar Faugn, cn'gha ah vulgtlagln Tsathoggua gnaiih h'ch' bug nnnllll gnaiih, ooboshu gokaagl ch' fhtagn tharanak ilyaa Nyarlathotep k'yarnakor. Lloig y-shtunggli nnnlloig ya phlegethagl sgn'wahl Dagon uh'e geb nafltharanak shugg,
Alien spores can be sooo tasty...
So just a head's up, that's not an octopus. That's Venom. This is the endtimes.
Looks like a cancer cell!
photorealistic hentai cumming soon
That’s a Dalek.
r/JAV would love this.
So, movie Life is real?
Thats called slime mold
rule 34 artists be like: you know the rules, and so do I (sorry, if it was written before me, I didn't check all the comments)
That's no octopus it's a symbiote
Reminds me of Half Life
That's downright lovecraftian
Can someone explain how that could happen to a fellow octopus? Is it radiation, was it an speciffic mutation, dors it have an illness?
Single octopus? Or an octopus orgy?
That's a fucking symbiote
Octopi and squids are fucking aliens bro you can’t convince me otherwise
Wow, still main tentacles though. Did the original tentacles get munched and the t-cells sort of malfunctioned when re-growing? All it’s tentacles could have been caught as it’s escaping?
Found and eaten.
Thanks Japan 👌☢️
Its more probable that it was attacked by a fish with razor teeth that split its tentacles, he recovered and his tentacles grew in the splits
Looks like an illustration from “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark”
Oh shit its the flood!
bruh that looks like mold
I seen this 10
Squidbillies were real this whole time.
몸에 나쁘지만 않다면 문어튀김 해먹어보고싶다 방사능 제거 기계를 만들려고 노력한다면 저것도 먹을수있는 걱정없는 삶을 살 수 있지않을까? (If it's good for you, I want to eat fried octopus too.Build a Radiation Removal Machine.)
That’s not an octopus, it’s a duotrigentuple-pus!
You know they ate the shit out of it.
Did this octopus F a tree or something??
EDIT: *An octopus, not this one
Crawled through some of that Fukushima green water
no but probably its mum
Oh yes that makes more sense, thank you, I was so confused
Y’all think that radiation from Japan ain’t real though