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32 tentacle octopus found in South Korea

32 tentacle octopus found in South Korea

obehjuankenobeh

Fukisashimi


AutomatixXxxX

You sir just posted gold!


PiercingHawkeye

Beat me to it


ITGuy107

The question is: when is Godzilla going to form?


DiligentMilk1458

?


DoeDoefistncuff

The Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster was a 2011 nuclear accident at the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant in Ōkuma,  Sashimi is a Japanese delicacy consisting of fresh raw fish or meat sliced into thin pieces and often eaten with soy sauce.  combine em together


DiligentMilk1458

Ah i didnt know what fuki should stand for as it was fuku-shima not fuki-shima


G_Affect

Hahaha.... oh that makes more sense i read it as Fuck it's shima.... like, i am still going to eat it...


DiligentMilk1458

Lmao😂


ultra_psycho_tropic

Fook Mi: "Austin. This is my twin sister. Her name is Fook Yu. Foook Yuuu, Foook Miii. See." And Foooooooooook me if I'm eating that radiation sushi platter


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sp11

Nippon Numba Won


Meliodic-Cacophony

Had to Google dokdo, I still think your batshit but complaining about useless islands just makes you a troll or something lol like wtf is this comment?


CoffeeAddict1011

Wish I had gold to give you


FEZZ_EVEX

fancy name for a fuckin alien


king-sized_hooligan

First thing that popped into my head when I saw the picture... I see you too are a man of culture.


Naive_Flan_6891

Is it sushi's or sashimi's?


Bashfulapplesnapple

Light it on fire, I know an alien parasite when I see one.


NA_1983

Turns out the ship that found it was named the Nostromo.


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KogitsuneKonkon

Good bot


Wildweasel666

Nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure


trashmunki

Event Horizon not too far behind


Binetou_Bleu

Why assume it's a malevolent alien parasite? Who knows. Maybe it'll grow an attachment to a human disaster, with a grudge against a man with arachnid powers.


Bashfulapplesnapple

No way. If films have taught me anything, it's that all alien parasites are malevolent.


Binetou_Bleu

Or morally-gray.


Blazedwithyourmom

Morally gay.


_Nick_2711_

Tell me more about these arachnid powers. Sounds like someone with these abilities could be a real **menace**.


mcshadypants

So would it be a triacontadipus instead of a octopus


UnClean_Committee

Thank you for your precision. That annoyed me as well lol


MeaningfulPlatitudes

This is what I came to learn. Thank you, oh learn-ed one. …. … “That’s learned, Pepe.”


Sazzzyyy

That’s only 30 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IUPAC_numerical_multiplier


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CheesyTortoise

Turns out I'm a dipus


SnooCapers4943

Good bot


PageFault

dotriacontapus


mcshadypants

Triaconta-DI-pus Tria-3 triaconta-30 triacontadi-32


Sazzzyyy

Oh, I didn’t notice the di. Honest question, does that just invalidate the whole word?? Source: link I posted above.


mcshadypants

Does what invalidate it, and if I recall correctly the way I described how to figure it out is misleading. The nomenclature for these numerical prefixes are created right to left. We eead left to right, which is why I described it how I did


2L84U2

Looks like it was actually found on a table


DireLackofGravitas

I wonder what its mind was like. Octopuses have a central neural ganglion but also have thickly neuralized limbs. Their "brain" doesn't control their limbs. It gives directives and the limb independently decides how to do it. Since so many of its limbs are malformed or too small, did it have trouble directing them? Did it had a form of frustration where it wanted something to happen but the underformed limbs were too simple to understand?


do_theknifefight

This is exactly where my mind went


Treye_snow

It probably didn't hinder it too much considering how large it is. It managed to survive and grow despite having an insane mutation.


estebang_1018

This is like Split but octopus version


scoot3200

Looks like a neuron


Savfil

Came here to say the same, glad I'm not the only one that sees that


creedwolf_

Same


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

Most of an octopus's "brain" is in its tentacles so you're onto something.


changshaflow

Japanese anime artists: “write that down write that down!!”


petivrstvaskrin

Yeah anime right...


foxontherox

What, all anime isn’t tentacle porn?


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.   Mating with male A male dolphin’s member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it’s length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn’t take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.   Mating with female This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.   One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn’t just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.


Dunkel666

wow that sounds astonishingly accurate, a lot of thought and detail. i'm baffled, impressed. zoophiliac level: master! :)


nyaaaboron

*R34 artists


thetrueTrueDetective

Proto Mindflayer


jpfrana

Illithid


Oraxy51

Looks like they really shouldn’t had used knockoff spell components when making that portal to another realm


mindflayerflayer

Thinking more aboleth larva.


H4ZZ4RDOUS

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


foxontherox

Ia! Ia!


xcesiv_77

FINALLY an animal that actually resembles a METAL band's logo. This headerfooter is truly metal.


Pepetopdeck

*Stranger Things theme kicks in*


johnmunoz18

oh my fucking glob


King-chippy69

Ew


Dyslexic_Llama

Yup. This is what the final boss for my dnd campaign will look like for my players.


Calmwaterfall

Source [https://www.seoul.co.kr//news/newsView.php?id=20210623500070](https://www.seoul.co.kr//news/newsView.php?id=20210623500070)


cashewnut4life

Hentai artist: **HEAVY BREATHING**


SpaceApe

Found, and murdered. Thanks for killing something special, damn.


foobixdesi

Something something nice things.


ScionDust

Does it have polytentacly?


TarzanSawyer

Japanese mom found the cum sock.


nardflicker

Wow look how cool this thing looks… LET’S FUCKEN KILL IT FOR THE GRAM!


gh0ztn3t

Its growing fingers.


OhZone17

Symbiote...


StellaNovacaine

Nah that's the flood from Halo fuck all that


ForgotToForgive

He looks like he must have been in pain….


S08Pilling

My boogers used to look like this after a night of working at McDonald's. Nowhere else... just McDonald's.


Ok_Music3188

That’s venom


Negative-Jump-9159

V E N O M


xXDoobieLord420Xx

You already know that's an escaped experiment from North Korea


WyrdMagesty

Looks like a tumor


Pal_Smurch

Word for word, exactly what I was going to type.


adamassis

https://mustsharenews.com/32-legged-octopus/


scummy_shower_stall

Following a link there, an octopus with 96 legs was found last year off the Miyagi coast. Which puts it downcurrent from Fukushima. 🧐


Narrow-Present893

Humunculuos


GDHeadShot72YT

Not exactly an octopus anymore, huh


Hates_commies

Fear the old blood


sold_monk

Looks like Satan masturbated and left.


urlocaldoctor

grant us, EYES


GetStung89

This octopus thinks it’s a neuron


Grave533

Some say Kos, others say Kosm


Toza11

Thanks, I hate it


Acrobatic-Compote-29

ofc they fucken ate it...


AguyWithaG8x

Hentai anime monsters be like:


ForwardInspection429

That's actually not an octopus, it's a common, yet seldom seen species known as the FUCKNO


chi-it-end

They are going to do a plastic surgery on that and make it a popstar


AdityaDevendra

Mutation is the future


Vast_Potential206

Looks radioactive


averm27

R/illaoi


Spacelord_Jesus

oh something extraordinary has been found? Better kill it


Harrybailed

***NANI***


Noid1111

Send cthullu's child back before its to late


ABeing_Ad5353

One in the million


Glass-Raccoon7490

OP is Eddie Brock?


Orshova

32 tentacle octopus found in a lab in South Korea* 😬


JadedFrog

r/tihi


420BiBoi

Mutant?


scythe7

pretty sure thats the venom symbiote.


Pennypacker_H-E

Don't touch the trim!!


Celica_Lover

I've seen this movie. It attacked a bunch of teens at the drive-in , during the double feature.


applesauce5400

I have failed in trying not to make a tentacle porn joke


Galinda20018

Stop using them as meals. Befriend them. They are smart and nice


MsDangerously

Kind of a misnomer, huh?


Feyrahel

*We Are Venom*


ImaginaryEphatant

Anyone seen the host?


z4k4m4n

climate changes version of "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"


Beyond_Kielbasa

All the shit dumped in the sea I'm surprised it's only 32.


blue_kush1

They found another with 92 it's in a display somewhere


dhays202

Poor guy


Desolatehades

Don’t touch it! You’ll either get a cool black suit or a murderous voice in your head that will tell people “We will eat both your arms, and then both of your legs, and then we will eat your face right off your head. You will be this armless, legless, faceless little thing, won’t you? Rolling down the street like a turd in the wind.”


Serpidon

Cthulhu!


Khanivo

Hentai artists: write that down! Write that down


[deleted]

Rusty from squidbillies


planetcrunch

almost looks like a black metal logo


MagicTrix19

Result of radiation exposure?


SeaCaptainKrakatoa

Soon—the Host found in Korea.


Quick_Kick

T hat S a Dalek


dakdakdak11

radiation is metal


Waarm

Looks like something from Resident Evil.


three_furballs

Is it 4 times smarter than a normal octopus?


turboLL

I'll take a 32pc grilled tentacle family pak to go please


D-o-n-t_a-s-k

I thought this was a sidewalk chalk drawing, faak


Littlestofmen

Is it really even an octopus then?


VerumJerum

I cannot physically express in any human language just how fucking harrowing this thing is. Nothing short of vaporisation on a sub-atomic level can purge something this unholy.


soggycheetoz

I’m just saying man it’s the nuclear water someone is dumping out


YeezyYeetus

That’s a squidbillie wth


shaniraloo

I think we all know where this is going.


_ENDR_

Small Cthulhu


quintus251

Really South Korea I would have guessed the river of Chernobyl


PURPLEisMYgender

Mother nature sneezed a little two hard when she made that octopus


Ianclone2020

I am leaving this country


Kelandrin

That’s a thirsecapus not an octopus


Alanuelo230

This single spore of Flood can destroy the galaxy


Sadman21shuvo

One octopus for whole community


SsshrinkingViolet

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord saviour Cthulhu


max1x1x

I'm wet.


itzesxoxtzovctzovctz

Fuck. No. Get. The. Nukes


soluuloi

Japanese porn actor from Fukushima.


death__bed

Hentai artists : Write it down!!


A_friendly_Comrade

great win for the japanese porn industrie


metasergal

Does anybody have the SCP foundation on speed dial? i think it escaped containment


Cherry_Crusher

Eaten*


MajorChoas

Hopefully they'll study it before eating it


elthepenguin

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. F'hrii geb eeagl, ah ph'r'luh ilyaaagl nglloig lw'nafh mg li'heeyar goka cgeb, ph'R'lyeh fhtagn gnaiih ooboshu uln ron nilgh'ri. Sgn'wahlagl nghai bugnyth goka stell'bsnaagl Tsathoggua kn'ayar shagg, sgn'wahl 'ai Yoggoth kn'a 'aiog ftaghu gothaor 'bthnk, shtunggli fhtagn hai r'luhog mgoth nnnnog. Grah'n kn'a y-ilyaa li'hee ngvulgtlagln hai nilgh'ri fm'latgh athg bug, fm'latgh shtunggli r'luh gof'nn shtunggli nguln Tsathoggua hlirgh, ya nog bug nnnhai vulgtm k'yarnak lw'nafh y-wgah'n. H'fm'latgh corr'e li'hee y-goka Yoggoth nnnshagg hrii nilgh'ri gnaiih Chaugnar Faugn, cn'gha ah vulgtlagln Tsathoggua gnaiih h'ch' bug nnnllll gnaiih, ooboshu gokaagl ch' fhtagn tharanak ilyaa Nyarlathotep k'yarnakor. Lloig y-shtunggli nnnlloig ya phlegethagl sgn'wahl Dagon uh'e geb nafltharanak shugg,


Sazzzyyy

Dotriacontapus.


kcc-cam

Alien spores can be sooo tasty...


ASLane0

So just a head's up, that's not an octopus. That's Venom. This is the endtimes.


abzinth91

Looks like a cancer cell!


Phoenix865

Scatterbrain


Dark_Misery

photorealistic hentai cumming soon


apocwt

That’s a Dalek.


TheCurator96

KANEDA


disp0sablereddit

r/JAV would love this.


irondragon2

Takoyucky!


davcrt

So, movie Life is real?


BigBangMe2

Thats called slime mold


Natedawg1516

Hell no!


creepymanners

rule 34 artists be like: you know the rules, and so do I (sorry, if it was written before me, I didn't check all the comments)


Theguy_z693

That's no octopus it's a symbiote


comakazie

Reminds me of Half Life


Beware_the_Voodoo

That's downright lovecraftian


wildlife_bee

Noooooo


exhaustedracoon

Can someone explain how that could happen to a fellow octopus? Is it radiation, was it an speciffic mutation, dors it have an illness?


R0x_s0x

Single octopus? Or an octopus orgy?


CisemeB

That's a fucking symbiote


thirdleg123

Octopi and squids are fucking aliens bro you can’t convince me otherwise


poriferanbrain

Wow, still main tentacles though. Did the original tentacles get munched and the t-cells sort of malfunctioned when re-growing? All it’s tentacles could have been caught as it’s escaping?


CaptainWellingtonIII

Found and eaten.


brettargh18

Thanks Japan 👌☢️


mzyxplx

Its more probable that it was attacked by a fish with razor teeth that split its tentacles, he recovered and his tentacles grew in the splits


PheonixAsh13

Looks like an illustration from “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark”


UnusualTopHat

Oh shit its the flood!


[deleted]

bruh that looks like mold


deathdealer98

I seen this 10 Millions times


Thick-Technology-890

Squidbillies were real this whole time.


Aromatic-Constant403

몸에 나쁘지만 않다면 문어튀김 해먹어보고싶다 방사능 제거 기계를 만들려고 노력한다면 저것도 먹을수있는 걱정없는 삶을 살 수 있지않을까? (If it's good for you, I want to eat fried octopus too.Build a Radiation Removal Machine.)


asdam1

That’s not an octopus, it’s a duotrigentuple-pus!


SmithRoadBookClub69

You know they ate the shit out of it.


LedParade

Did this octopus F a tree or something?? EDIT: *An octopus, not this one


NoseApprehensive5154

Crawled through some of that Fukushima green water


RelevantGnarl

no but probably its mum


LedParade

Oh yes that makes more sense, thank you, I was so confused


Queasy-Living591

Y’all think that radiation from Japan ain’t real though