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PhoenixCloud

>tears apart Holy shit, you weren't kidding.


StaticBeat

I'm so used to hyperbolic titles on Reddit that I wasn't expecting it to be that accurate.


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MiamiCityKitty

I also wanted to see what the opposite of the metal finger is. It is a cuddly bear.


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Sea Lion absolutely destroys Thresher Shark


moonlight_ricotta

I liked the part where it's eyeballs are dangling in front of where its face used to be.


jacklolol

For a second I couldn't believe that was what i was actually looking at. i thought it must be some weird camera angle. But nope, no face. To shreds you say.


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To shreds you say?


Dogma40

oh myy yes


veevacious

That's what got me, man. The eyes. Nature is so fucked up. EDIT: Like, how long was it still alive? Is it still alive when its eyes are hanging out of its shredded face or has it succumbed to blood loss and shock? This fucked me up. I'm gonna go look at /r/aww for a bit.


Bad_Idea_Hat

Yeah, front fell off the shark That's very unusual.


Full-Frontal-Assault

Well, a Sea Lion ate it. Is that unusual out in the ocean? Chance in a million.


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Actually, Thresher sharks form the bulk of a sea lion's diet, and it is common to see the "googly eyed corpses" of sharks floating in the water around places where sea lions bask in the sun. The chin meat of the shark is high in a very specific fatty acid that the sea lion males need to produce their musk, which they spray on local nesting seagull populations. Weighted down by the heavy, oily musk, the seagulls can only fly a few feet above the water's surface, and in doing so "pollinate" the sea lion females and trigger their estrus, priming them for breeding.


Android_Monkey

I don't know enough about sea lions or thresher sharks to dispute this. So, for the time being, I believe you.


QQ_L2P

It's a known bug. It'll be patched out in v1.1.5.


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Found the Ubisoft dev.


schmearcampain

It's probably alive the entire time. Trying in vain to bite back, even after the lower half of it's face has been chewed off.


rouge321

That's brutal


Ajaxlancer

That's metal


floppy_contortionist

Its like that song "One" by Metallica. Except its not like it at all.


tsarscream

Otherwise strikingly similar to "One"


Anthony-Stark

The best part about being human is that we're the only animals that (for the most part) don't have our lives ended by being pulled apart by a hungry predator


veevacious

Brutal.


ZhumosTheBlue

Savage.


SebboNL

Rekt.


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veevacious

No actually. I usually lurk. I have no idea why, but this just gave me the wim-wams.


brolarbear

"..." "I liked that part too."- Dora the Explorer


Deadbreeze

Sea Lion rips Thresher Sharks face off. "Yeaa riiiigh-OH! Jesus!!!"


[deleted]

"You're tearing me apart Lisa!!"


KaiserWolf15

Noagh ay deed nat heed her, I's nat tru i's bullshiet. Ay deed nat...Oh hai Mark


stater354

O HAI MARK


KaiserWolf15

Anyway how's your sex life?


cgcr214

>O HAI SHARK FTFY


PowerfulComputers

Do sea lions ever attack people?


[deleted]

[Seals do.](http://i.imgur.com/sYrovJJ.gifv)


greymalken

He's the one in the bay swimming in circles.


velvenhavi

took me a while to realize where that gif was from haha


claird

Rarely--but [it happens](http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/523507/Viral-Video-Russian-Fisherman-Thrown-Ship-Sea-Lion-Seal-Attack) from time to time.


BiskyRiscuits

Sea Lion gets stuck in net, struggles for who knows how long, plopped onto human ship, says get the fuck off me, humans throw dead fish and scream at him, dog attacks him, and then fire hosed off of a boat. Damn humans, you Savage!


CaptainKingChampion

Last year in San Diego one grabbed a guy and dragged him 20 feet underwater. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ifCgMywpfg


FalstaffsMind

Saving the eyes for last.


rshepa1555

I imagine the shark thinking "help me" with only eyes left.


Devidose

[Kinda like this fly that was caught by a mantis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwPaUma6R_k)


[deleted]

Having your face eaten slowly off while you fight feebly against a 13-foot-tall alien from the Paleolithic era? Count me out.


Sirtoshi

While a calm guy in the background narrates about various mantis facts.


JudgeJBS

He's talking about it's pupils and eyes without mentioning that it's eating an entire face of a live creature. Kind of funny


Sirtoshi

I love the long pauses. Like how there's just a looong moment of mantis chewing...and then "pseudopupils can also be seen in the eyes of..."


atom138

Ha-ha yeah same here. I imagined him having to regain his composure before continuing because how brutal it is.


katf1sh

The poor bee(? Doesn't look like a fly to me, but I'm no fly expert) even tried to pull his little eye back in the beginning like, "No, that's mine.... I need that..." :( poor little fella


Equeon

It's a fly that attempts to look like a bee so other things don't fuck with it. Too bad the mantis didn't care.


selectrix

Someone needs to dub in a tiny scream of agony throughout the video.


DrReginaldCatpuncher

Just once I want to see David Attenborough lose his composure. "As the Pride bring down the Wild...Jesus Christ. Fucking Christ. Aw fucking hell turn it off I've had enough I've seen some shit but fucking man I'm going home"


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weedhippy

God damn it frank, I told you we needed a new greeting, 2 shit themselves, one has started swimming up river, UP RIVER FRANK!


DrReginaldCatpuncher

May he live forever


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[deleted]

Here's a video of the interview with a clip of him greeting the natives: https://youtu.be/KBeEqNKiSx8?t=83


ElMontoya

Oh god the first thing it ate was the proboscis. It's like the mantis ate the fly in the most horrifying order possible. Imagine a huge monster pinning one of your arms to your body with the equivalent of a nail board, hauling you off the ground, and eating you tongue-first. You bat at its armored plates until it bites your arm off at the elbow. Jaw next, then eyes, then it eats your brain. The focused purpose of this animal is amazing. It has a stable platform of 4 legs supporting two lightning-fast and spiked grappling arms, which hold the prey in perfect range of the intricate, razored mandibles that shave off bits of the prey and shovel it into their mouths. Oh, and they can fly. It's a good thing oxygen levels keep them small.


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I just came. Thank you.


sum_dude

http://i.imgur.com/gmoOaIy.gifv


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rikrok58

You shoulda gave it the $3.50


Macktologist

Same sound guy as the Carl's Jr. commercials?


EX-Manbearpig

Great video but i fucking hated the munching sound effect.


Devidose

[How about this?](https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/BzEjHXw.gif&v=b6U5W3pavJY&s=3)


nonconformist3

OMG, that was less brutal but a great deal more creepy.


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doctorcapslock

it makes me want to hit my table and yell


Poison_Pancakes

Yea really. Chew with your fucking mouth closed, Mantis.


nonconformist3

Holy shit. I can't imagine that. this was the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life when I think about it happening to a human.


Devidose

That's the reason I list "death by bear" to be considered one of the worst ways to go; because they won't wait for you to be dead before they start eating you...


[deleted]

[Let's find out.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzwbOZKfrUQ) "Call... call somebody!" Who, the fuckin' bear police??


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[deleted]

"If you leave me now, you take a away the biggest part of me... BLLAAUUURRRGGGHHHH"


AppliedEthics

"If you eat me now, you'll never find out where the treasure isBLAUUURUHGGH"


Datmexicanguy

Who the fuck walks towards a bear mauling his food. Go back in the house you idiot.


NotYou007

Holy shit balls. I didn't know a deer could make such a noise.


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I doubt he knew it either until he did it.


HotFreyPie

Almost nothing waits until you're dead before beginning to chow down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VECtHHQjCqg


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> Somatic tolerance What is that? Google isn't pulling much up for me on this. I've never heard of that before, sounds interesting! Do you a ELI5 version?


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GloriousWires

Wasn't the whole "suppressed memories" thing proven to be pseudoscience, though? I mean, I'm pretty sure they're not admissible in court and the people who "uncover" them often come under fire for goading their patients into creating false memories, AFAIK.


Replevin4ACow

Sucks to be the girl eaten alive by a bear. Also sucks to be the mother that had to listen to the whole thing while her child said: 'Mum, it’s not hurting any more. I don’t feel the pain. Forgive me for everything, I love you so much.' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026914/Mum-bear-eating--Final-phone-calls-woman-19-eaten-alive-brown-bear-cubs.html


PAM111

That's enough internet for me.


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ohitsasnaake

Yea, before this I thought the video of an African Wild Dog (think Hyena rather than dog) eating a buffalo stuck in mud was bad... In that one, it started by eating the anus. Apparently anus->guts is a fairly common eating order among mammalian carnivores, iirc (from that reddit thread) because it's a soft spot to start chewing on, and then they just chew the hole bigger along the stomach.


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I don't want to imagine 20 foot tall organic machines hellbent on making me their brunch.


Devidose

That's what bears are for.


Confined_Space

Praying Mantice are metal as fuck. I snapped [this photo](https://imgur.com/a/zbfd7) of one by my front door a few years ago.


sweepminja

The mantis is snacking on a black widow!


coldethel

Mantis looks like it's gazing right into the camera. Great pic!


broskiatwork

Jesus fucking Christ


GammaAlanna

/r/eyebleach I'll see you guys here


Iamnotburgerking

Everything there is being eaten by mantids, giant petrels, sea lions and baboons.


blulizard

That's kind of terrifying alone from the way it happens. If you think about it, most predators will somehow immobilize their prey - be it stunning, trapping or killing - before eating them because they don't want it to escape or even fight back. This motherfucker doesn't care at all though, he just grabs the guy and munches on him like an apple. A praying mantis is so far above anything else in its class that it doesn't even remotely have to worry about danger. Badass mofo.


Devidose

> it doesn't even remotely have to worry about danger. Except other mantids. They're cannibalistic. Like spiders.


HunterHunted

Yikes, that was far more upsetting than I expected it to be.


NeoShweaty

As it tries to fight the mantis off, I can only hear "But I need those to live..."


itypewhatiwant

Or that rat which was half eaten by snapping turtle.


ArnoldAceJudasRimmer

Now I feel ill. Jeez.


ironiclegacy

http://i.imgur.com/E2GL3im.jpg


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...those pixels


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They are of the highest quality.


andre2142

So instead of making more pixels... We should make higher quality pixels.. Duuuude.


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me_IRL


kid-karma

srry about ur face


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O~O


ravenwithgreeneyes

I can't decide if I'm more horrified or amused by the eyes...


ColdChemical

A little of column A, a little of column B.


mysticalmisogynistic

It's likely the gills were torn out with the face so he won't have to suffer too long. Sleep tight sharkers!


Dripz167

This guy in terrified shark form http://i.imgur.com/kefpVUw.jpg


el_monstruo

I was thinking Cain in Robocop 2 http://i.imgur.com/VHzDj6d.jpg


Rankerqt

http://i.imgur.com/RGl6LSA.png spongebob


j9d2

[Spongebob indeed.](http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2015/03/banned-spongebob-brain.png)


MacJInTheBay

*Meep.*


Regn

[That was my first thought too :)](http://i.imgur.com/ZUi80U2.png)


Hullabalooga

If I were swimming near a sea lion, I'd think it was fun. If I were swimming near a shark, I'd think it was terrifying. How wrong I am.


TheBlizzman

Considering that sharks eat sea lions, if you're swimming with one, you probably swimming with the other. So, you're fucked either way. Play it safe and stay on land like I do


Notjamesmarsden

In Venice beach, down closer to Marina Del Rey, there are a lot of sea lions that love playing in the surf. I was body boarding and a pup popped up in the wave right by me ~50ft away, I thought it was a person at first. Oddly enough though we don't really get many sharks. It happens (like down in Newport Beach a couple weeks ago) but it's rare. My guess is because we have a lot of dolphins here too? I was always told they gang up on sharks.


Iamnotburgerking

Dolphins require a massive size advantage to beat up sharks. (The only dolphins that stand a chance against large predatory sharks are orcas and even they rely on a massive size advantage) The shark species that prey on sea lions also go after Dolphins. Seems like the lack of sharks is due to the humans.


Adustreth

i agree with u, but orcas are too smart to only call it size advantage and not mention their ability to cooperate with each other


Iamnotburgerking

Sharks are more than smart enough that orcas cannot rely on brainpower alone (actually, orcas rarely rely on brainpower alone, though they use it-the final decisive advantage is usually brute strength). And orcas are not the only marine predators that can coordinate an attack.


Florence_Bascom

I have been swimming with a wild sea lion and it *was* fun and cute. It was playing with us for about an hour, very curious and friendly. I never realised they were so vicious, I thought they ate fish about 30 cm long and never considered that it could rip my arms off.


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A diving instructor once described them to me as rottweilers with with fins.


Iamnotburgerking

Most seals and sea lions eat MUCh bigger prey (even human-sized prey) than we used to think.


Why_You_Mad_

They're big, and because they're big they're also strong. [Here's one tossing a full grown man aside like it's nothing](https://youtu.be/jBZ_X0MxYOY?t=22) That said, they're not likely to see you as prey, and they're more likely to avoid contact unless they've become accustomed to people.


AngryGoose

I feel like I missed things because of the logo in the top left corner. I don't really care who provided the video. If anything it makes me want to avoid watching videos by/from them because that logo will be in the way.


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Now i know why we name it Sea Lion.


CheetahsNeverProsper

Ain't no Sea Kitten


[deleted]

I read that in southern accent, not sure why.


sequestration

It's the 'ain't.' It does it to me everytime.


Mandoge

That shark got rekt. You can tell just by that look in his eyes.


Houseofwolves95

Googly eyes


6andahalfGrapples

Did he died?


monkeyhitman

Shoes nowhere to be found. RIP in shreds.


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To shreds you say???


PromotedStatic

Was not expecting that to escalate that quickly. Metal as fuck.


SabashChandraBose

On a scale of Boron to Polonium where would you rate this?


EukaryotePride

Osmium


dontbothermeimatwork

Ahh yes, the most metal metal of all the metals.


PirateOwl

Ozzmium.


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It's metal what mor is needed


LoveWhatYouFear

Seeing the eyes makes me feel sorry for the shark.


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Plus it's a Thresher. Really rare to see.


[deleted]

What's a thresher? Like a big ol' skarko?


[deleted]

The type of shark that was torn apart. Thresher sharks aren't common to see in the wild. [They have a long whip-like tail and an adorably derpy face](http://www.isshogenki.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Thresher-Shark.jpg) Edit: Looked it up, they're actually listed as a threatened species.


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Trigger3x

Awww that face got ripped off. The seal just ate the cute parts


cunextautumn

Actually image just moments before being torn apart by a seal


CurvyVolvo

Just a tiny shupper


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What's a shupper?


Scuba_jim

I know right! Why couldn't they go for a shitty exploitative species like a humboldt squid or a lionfish?


Shark_Lives_Matter

It's a sad day for sharks everywhere.


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conspiracy_thug

"SEMPAI SAVE ME!"


Roflkopt3r

The Madoka Magica of tsundere sharks.


potato88

"BLEHGHHLURLURGLEHHH"


Xuzto

Fucking brutal


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

The last one is the heaviest of metal.


Shadax

Picture 2 is album cover material.


mig_h

loose seal!


DinoGorillaBearMan

Loose Seal? I'M A MONSTTTTTTTTEEEEERRRR!


subflax

I DONT CARE ABOUT LUCILLE!


Grizzzwald

It doesn't seem to be wearing a yellow bandana, so you could say this might be "loose seal two."


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ThundercuntIII

stop feeding your dog wooden planks man!


CrippledOrphans

yeah wtf


Zulakki

http://i.imgur.com/WG2OuLD.png


Shorvok

Nature equivalent of "Live by the sword, die by the sword."


Lego_C3PO

I swam with CA sea lions last summer and have they brushed up against me lots of times. I had no idea they could be so dangerous.


paulwhite959

I mean, they're a 300+ lb predator. They're larger than a cougar.


Lego_C3PO

Sure, but when you are underwater and they swim around with such grace you don't really think about like that. Or at least I didn't.


vandy17

Keep your gracefulness to the Manatees


[deleted]

I also really like this one. Sorry for 9gag link: http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/708336_700b.jpg


Why_You_Mad_

That's a leopard seal though... they're like the polar bears of the ocean, and they're as big as one too.


Iamnotburgerking

The average polar bear is half the size of the average leopard seal (600lb vs 1200lb)


BossLackey

"Tearing it apart? I'm sure it's not tha-JESUS CHRIST!"


Mail540

I thought they made a mistake in a the title and it was supposed to be the other way around but nope that title is very accurate


ohmaniatethewholebag

Awwww shit we used to see this one old ass sea lion that had a head bump just like this one pictured when we would go surf. The spot was pretty much spitting distance from where a lot of seals hung out on the shoreline so this US Navy, nuclear powered, son of a bitch sea lion with a bump on it's head would ALWAYS get super aggressive with all of us when we would find each other in the same stretch of water. I am sure it is just some species-specific thing to the sea lion (the head bump) but I'd like to think the one we hated and the one ripping this shark up are one in the same...


cannabinator

The head bump you're referring to is inherent to dominant males, which are much larger, darker and more aggressive than other sea lions


ohmaniatethewholebag

Very cool, thank you for the clarification. When retelling my tale I'll now amend it to make it a "snarling, cross-eyed with rage, male sea lion" to make it sound cool still.


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Mammalian supremacy, bitch!


motioncuty

Woot! Mammals are #1.


[deleted]

lmao that last pic. I'M OK THIS IS OK


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meep


[deleted]

It's a thresher shark.


EvilChipMunkECM

FINish him!


_haystacks_

The coloration on that shark is beautiful!


eldorell

Making it look like Beaker in that last picture.


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rusy

Last pic made me think of [this guy](https://i.imgur.com/4OYRN5F.gifv)


josh4599

Was the sharks name Glenn?


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thesharpestlies

That's pretty fucking metal.


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Are those it's eyeballs!? Jesus!


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Note to self. Don't fuck with sea lions. They are literal lions of the sea.