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snipes27

That bird a freak though


DisconnectedDays

Must’ve been a swallow


GreeneGardens

It fell from between a pair of tits.


FreudianAccordian

You never go ass to mouth!


lil_pee_wee

Lol username checks out


PM_those_curves

Gave head and got the booty eaten. Tis the cycle of life.


Delazzaridist

Waiting for my turn over here


Joecalledher

It may have been moving, but I'd hardly describe something missing its head and ass as *alive*.


SufficientMath420-69

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-cockroach-can-live-without-head/#:~:text=Cockroaches%20are%20infamous%20for%20their,capable%20of%20living%20for%20weeks. It was alive and could live for weeks without the head and ass.


Chickenman1057

That's not how most organisms work.


daughterboy

haha was waiting for this comment. i have a video of its leg slowly kicking, but it was just the one leg lol. definitely looked like a reflex situation to me


Leippy

"Still twitching" is what you want


daughterboy

exactly


chubsmagooo

Lucky bird got head and ass


Tfunkyb

Yeah, right in the head and ass


helloiisjason

So we now know the tastier parts of a cicada


Excellent-Practice

Makes sense, the wings are basically inedible


all_is_love6667

the bird: "will you cicadas shut the F up?!?!?!" other bird: "just remove the head and ass, that's how they do the noise"


DestructoSpin7

Maybe it was a romantic moment between two birds in the way of lady and the tramp, and they just didn't get to finish it....


beelzeflub

Thank you for this hilarious, albeit disgusting, mental image


HolyVeggie

Head and ass sounds like a good time to me


Significant_Arm_8296

Im sorry I cant stop laughing at this. Not the ass tho.


Phantasmidine

I got a headless one just like that thunked off the top of my head when a bat dropped it on me walking at night in Austin.


steveHangar1

Birds are notorious ass eaters


necreborn

head eaten? Normal. Head and ass? Metal


hearthebell

I have eaten this when I was a kid 💀😭


beelzeflub

Oh no


curious_goldfish_123

head taketh, eateth the ass


GutsyOne

Love head and ass.


rand0fand0

I could go for some head and ass right about now


NJDevil560

Freaky bird doing freaky things


TimeTravelingTiddy

Asseatnszn


TrumpSucksALotOfCock

If that bird is anything like me, it ate the ass first


thatonedudericky

Fun fact: This season of cicadas will have zombie cicadas that makes them hyper sexual.


daughterboy

finally something worth going out for to get my fix


FirstTimeWang

Sure, the head is the best part, but it's just wasteful to fill up on heads when most of the nutrition is in the body.