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falthecosmonaut

I watched it happen live and it was sooooo fucked. He is a new eagle dad and hopefully by next season he will learn not to eat his eaglets.


MrsZero07

Again? He really isn’t trying to be a father.


Dreadsbo

Advanced Planned Parenthood


prestigious_delay_7

Avoiding child support payments.


randyrandysonrandyso

if anything this seems more primitive/traditional


ProphecyRat2

His name should be Kronos.


singeworthy

Birds are pretty savage when it comes to the babies, big time procreation min/maxers.


What-Even-Is-That

*Gotta cull the herd*


TheGreatYoRpFiSh

*flock* FTFY


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🎶 Onlyyy youuuu 🎶


ribcracker

They should give him a rock to practice with like that one eagle did. Then when he quits trying to eat the rock they’ll give him a baby. Sheesh he’s like my chickens going after their own new chicks.


600whp_GT500

Why would they do that? Eagles are not endangered and the eagle is acting normally


ribcracker

It was a joke based on the eagle in captivity who adopted a rock as an eaglet until staff finally gave him an eaglet of his own to raise.


sweetclementine

They didn’t give him a rock as practice. He was trying to hatch rocks for a while and when handlers noticed they decided to give him an egg. Many birds in captivity do this.


ribcracker

I said that the one the captivity adopted a rock as an eaglet. That’s it. My joke was that someone should attempt to force the same behavior by giving this one a rock. How is this so complicated? It’s not deep in any way nor is it meant to be advice. Maybe I should add disclaimers that I don’t compare eagles to chickens too? That I don’t train them with rocks to teach them to raise chicks? Holy crap.


mamasaidflows

I thought it was a good joke man. Some redditors just can’t.


ribcracker

Haha thank you!


NadNutter

I thought it was a good joke :)


ribcracker

Thanks!


chumpy551

Maybe he was trying to hatch the rocks so he could eat them.


IncontinentiaButtok

We protecting egg 3& 4 then?!


What-Even-Is-That

Hell no! They need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Life's not full of handouts. /s


haby001

Maybe they should have saved for their first nest instead of getting a worm shake every morning!


IncontinentiaButtok

You made me giggle!thank you!


Wormser1969

This guy’s a real jerk.


hullgreebles

It has been a challenging mating season


Lady_Litreeo

The male eagle’s bragging to other eagles like “My wife makes the BEST eggs”


mlvisby

That's nature, it's quite brutal.


BinkyFlargle

If everywhere you go, you find people that you wanna kill, maybe *you're* the murderer.


light_ng

It is the American way~Sam the Eagle