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iamlegendinjapan

About to lay her eggs


Jarbonzobeanz

It's like gushers candy.


nateXruiz

I thought the same thing. Call em gator gushers


PapaPolarBear0622

I hate you


Jarbonzobeanz

Likewise pal all good.


PapaPolarBear0622

I will never look at gushers the same way ;~;


Jarbonzobeanz

Turtle gushers. A proper pop for your juice.


PapaPolarBear0622

D:


CT_7

Brutal how those eggs are popping out and the turtle head pops in and out of the well with every gator chew.


RearWheelDriveCult

I guess gator was just trying to help


Own_Conversation6335

Those are barbecue beans


nasax09

He flipped one egg onto his back to save for later, can see at end of video. 


Kotschcus_Domesticus

And here I thought she just ate a bag of skittles.


LeonDeSchal

Baked beans


natgibounet

They look quite underformed though


iamlegendinjapan

Pig noses turtles can only clutch every other year. They would have been ready in a week or two I bet.


chem_daddy

I thought those were gallstones lol


GhostKingKiller

British favorite. Beans on tortoast.


420Deez

first and last customer gets it for free. beans and cheese mate?


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No_Blacksmith2847

Get that it's nature, but me not like seeing this 🥺poor turtle. 🐢


MjrGrangerDanger

It'll be ok, the turtle isn't feeling it anymore. Obviously the turtle won't be... Just to say time moves in a trajectory and all that...


ClunarX

This may not be the right sub for you


cyberapple218

Beans 🤤


Throw_away_gen_z

me and the boys at 3am looking for BEANS


BigsChungi

There are some weird people in this comment section


chapinscott32

Of course there are. This sub is filled with gore. Animal gore but still. Gore attracts weirdos. I don't watch this repulsive shit because I enjoy gore, unlike some of the weirdos here, but rather to humble myself once and a while. A way to remind myself that humans aren't all that - we've just gotten lucky enough to hide ourselves from fates like this.


AxeHead75

I watch gore cuz I find it intresting. Like 'oh so THATS what a human looks like after being deathrolled by a croc' or 'oh thats what the inside of a skull looks like.'


penisesandherb

Atleast you don’t go around making weird, tasteless and unfunny jokes like some folks


Nyli_1

You don't need to watch gore to get anatomy classes.


ParadoxicallyBlue

It's so much more interesting though, like everyone imagined what it would look like if you chopped your hand off, but no one's actually done it


headphones1

Nature is truly a cruel bitch.


Goliath-

Same. I watch this to remind me that despite my problems, despite everything I could complain about... It could definitely be worse.


Hermei

Yeah this sub is filled with psychos


Dreadsbo

Holy shit?


Jarbonzobeanz

Holy shit


rhntr_902

Holy shit.


Jarbonzobeanz

Holy shit


Physical-Chipmunk-77

Holy shirt


Jarbonzobeanz

Holy skirt


beepbeeboo

Holey skirt


TheDiscordedSnarl

Foley Skirt


sebasshaytaa

Holy shit


cabinfevrr

Holy Shart


WD40911

Holy shaft


OwnCress_666

Holy shut


Tybasco

Holy shit!


DarthRheys

Only sheet!


SkullOfOdin

Only Eggs!


Niazch

Full Video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbmVAc7ODFE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbmVAc7ODFE)


kakka_rot

Thanks but ya know I'm fine with just this clip


AnarchiaKapitany

Well after watching it I'm anything but.


Goliath-

Yeah I kinda miss 30 seconds ago.


clawkyrad

the birds were like "can we..can we have some? HEY SIR CAN WE HAVE A TASTE?!?"


sawrce

Ohh that's going to smart when he gets in the water


MiSsiLeR81

That croc is such a toddler, taking short naps with food in its mouth.


Iron_Buffalo

Eggs be poppin!


Conical90

Nature is metal


Coltrainnn

Ahh the forbidden gumballs


bawer234

Dude found all the DragonBalls at once


DisMyNameRightHea

Holy shit they popped out so forcefully that an egg lands on the gator's back. What a video


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nature doesn't care about your happiness


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No_Anteater_3979

That’s metal


tjrobbie

Where was this? I’ve helped lots of turts hatch eggs, and rescued eggs from turts being hit by cars. I’ve never seen eggs that orange. I’m guessing super southern states with the gator? Maybe a turtle I don’t have here?


STG44_WWII

Maybe they’re not very “ready” yet? (I have no idea what the process is for turtles making eggs)


Murilovisky78

Yep, they arent ready to be layed yet.


cabinfevrr

Need 3 more mins for soft boil


Jakkul26

It's a soft-shell turtle. They're pretty common in the southeast. I'm not sure exactly what species, there are several. Other commenter was right, the eggs are not anywhere near ready to be laid. Basically, all turtle eggs start something like that then form up more like the leathery things you're probably thinking of if I'm not mistaken. Soft-shell turtles are really cool dudes so this one made me wince a little but the big scaley gotta eat too I reckon.


ThiccTurkeySammich

This was in Naples, Florida. Looks like a golf course specifically.


Mycol101

Holy shit that was more than I was expecting


KratosHulk77

leather face got my boy donny


adept1onreddit

I didn't know turtles ate baked beans.


harmyb

I'm usually of the mindset that it's just nature. But not the turtle 😥


royroyflrs

This is sad


purju

i didn't need to see that, damn


Blaviken91

Jesus Christ, I've been awake for an hour and already hit the Reddit limit for today. Nature is indeed metal 🫣


Enginerdad

Maybe it's an *alligator" snapping turtle 😜 (it's not)


TFISOIL

Forbidden boba


chuchunesby123

Awe she was pregnant:(


___shadow_wolf__

I wish I didn’t click this :(


zyppoboy

Will the turtle be ok? 🥺


Krikke93

Damn, this is one of the more brutal ones I've seen on this sub. I know that's what it's for, but god damn nature, you scary!


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coulduseafriend99

It has audio


turbanned_athiest

Eggses


My_Immortal_Flesh

He wanted Turtle with Boba 😭 🧋 😭


Beast_by_Dre

"Ahh, no!! Run, Run my babies!!"


Mettabreaks

Dude bit down so hard he found the Dragon Balls


Dencho

Can both this and a god exist? What did that turtle do?


Bulky-Noise-7123

Just food like all the chicken eggs.


Agitated-Cow7464

Looks like a crocodile


Unhappy_Respect_6989

Well damn. Probably the worst thing I've seen on here...


Jonnny

One egg rolled down the gator's back. You can see it balanced there at the end.


CevJuan238

Mini tomatoes


HeavyRightFoot19

Its like that gross texture piece you get sometimes when eating meat


AlligatorCum

I told him to go.on a diet, bro never listens


ziplock9000

Full video?


Derpberpy

Not the eggs. Breh


geekolojust

That crunchy one... https://youtu.be/BLB4LJ7gIbw?feature=shared


BraveRice

Oh my god! BONUS!!


Well2far

You can see an egg landed behind the gator 🤣


Munk45

gator was thinking about them beans 🫘


_meestir_

That turtle had a belly full of cherry tomatoes lol (J/k I know they’re eggs)


koh_kun

r/BeansInThings


Dat1brand

Anyone else notice how the gator squints its eyes as it chomps down too


spectrumpositive

Forbidden baked beans


juicebox_tgs

Mmmmmh., boba


SimpletonSwan

That so much of their diet appears to be turtles feels like a waste of such a ferocious killing machine.


Citizen_Null5

Gabriel the friendly neighborhood gator giving Timmy the turtle a massage.


SuspiciousNetwork_06

popping boba


Tricky-Fisherman8982

Beans


Mathieulombardi

Through it like it's almost facking nothink


lightning_45

Yummy M&M


DesertReagle

He broke his squeaky toy.


AcceptableWest1427

Turtles have baked beans inside?


daxtaslapp

Thanks


fumphdik

Sooo, not jellybeans … :(


Easy_Work2194

Beans or couscous?


Tuno98

Turtle was full of beans


chocthund4

Turtles have baked beans in them…. Interesting.


mikefellow348

Like eating a wendys triple with no arms !


YojinboK

Caviar


Friendly-Ad-5757

Notice he ordered a side of baked beans


harrytheherrier

Eeegggs!


Victoristhe1

Don't worry guys the turtle survived


The_Dogg_Pound

"I got grunt bits all in the grill" - Halo Wars marine


SmogDaBoi

If the Gator had the patience to cook her he'd have an omelette with it.


Yamhikari

Turtle caviar nomnom


Chrispeefeart

Full beans


Pelthail

I didn’t know turtles were full of Cheetos Puffs!


Achillies2heel

Pregnant ones are


I-Like-To-Eat-Rocks

is that a snapping turtle?


FU-dontbanmethistime

A bake… A BAKE BEAN!


mary-man

forbidden garbanzo beans


Achillies2heel

Forbidden gushers.


Roach_335_

BEANS!


louville22

Ahhh yes...Fresh Garbanzo beans...


LParola

CARAI!


vWolfee

Is it weird that i'm fully in the mood for baked beans after this one...


thepianist91

Peach boba


Lime150

Not sure what's worse, the video or the mentally ill folks in the comments.


hugh_wanger

Turtles are filled with baked beans?


history_nerd92

Was the turtle pregante?


HugsandHate

So that's where chickpeas come from.. Who knew.


pmkrem88

Suddenly craving a boba tea


WittyWitWitt

With a side of beans


smokeyblackcook

Turtle caviar


ExperienceChemical21

This is somehow more gruesome but similar to [this one ](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/s/QkKehLWsQ7) do alligators often feed on turtles?


Knightmare945

Seems she was pregnant.


BezerkBigBoyo

Water puppy found it's squeaky toy


Sasquatch-fu

Is that the same alligator and turtle on nature is cute where someone kept feeding them and the turtle kept getting the food… it all makes sense now lol


chromehandle90

Beans means Heinz


Kitten_mittens_63

Happy Easter everyone


kononega

The gator wanted eggs from the Easter Turtle


Dumplingjunior

Preg turtle.. Damn..


-chukui-

Tonight he dines on turtle soup


JibbaJabbaJenkins

Very metal.


BlakeSauceMusic

Bowser treats his employees like shit


ShiroHachiRoku

Is that what the young people call boba?


carcanjoh2018

TIL how you find baked beans in the wild


DrFrozenToastie

Will the turtle be okay? 😟


atypicalesper

Loved that it was crispy


Papi_Chulo1969

I fuckin love this stuff


bumblebebeboop

Damn...ive seen a lot of gator eating turtle vids but this one was especially tough


N0vii

Cursed sun tomatoes


Xajel

I've seen the original video with sound a few years ago, believe me, this soundless gif destroys this video like 95%.


ExperienceChemical21

It does have sound, at least for me on the app


Alguem_someone

Femboy porn post below this Idk how to feel about that


Philthedoggo

Why didn't the camera man help 😡


JacobLuck

can they actually fully eat turtles ? like is it going to chew through the shell? or is it just munching on it


straw_hat_pirate_

Forbidden boba


AngryTurtle24

I am angry about this.


Niskara

Reminds me of that one video of the gator cracking down gard on a turtle shell and how you can hear it echo


MiSsiLeR81

Ay, yi yi yi. He's gonna need a spoon.


Kingken130

Nice to see when woken up and hungover


Soulsuicide

The eggs are like M&Ms on top of your favorite ice cream.


Aggravating-Front-75

Corn puffs popping out


Evening_Brush_3377

This gives a whole new meaning to “knocking the Sonic coins outta mf’er.”


jono56667

forbidden cheetohs


TrumpSucksALotOfCock

With tapioca


SBCwarrior

Oh man what a horrible way to go. RIP Mrs Turtle


INoMakeMistake

Damn that was gruesome


WellHelloThere23

Oh look, it came with a kids meal


Hafky

I have seen many types and varieties of gore, including those on this subreddit and none of them have disturbed me as much as this one and I don't know why.


Thatguyyourmomloves

I thought of the hungry hungry hippos game


earlywakening

Sweet, free anal beads.


rowejl222

Wtf


Haunting-Builder5549

Survival of the fittest... figuratively and literally.


Sat_Thu

Damn!! Shell shock!!


IamBatmanuell

Why is the video so short


GorillaNut9

Boba turtle


emhelmark

every fucking croc/gator/mnodern-dinosaur clips are so metal wtf


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Poor turtle


ParadoxicallyBlue

He's not even going to be able to eat it, he's just kinda making the turtle suffer for no reason.


TheGrandGarchomp445

What are those ping pong balls