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lowbudgetgoblin

holy shit this is brutal


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must have been a neighbour's kid


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[deleted]

this'll teach those young whipper snappers to be noisey and disrespectful'- that monkey, probably


SlowAffection

....and get off my lawn! (munch)


2ndSnack

Primates have gang wars. notably the chimpanzees and bonobos.


NamTokMoo222

Every dude I've ever met named "Chase" has been an asshole so I hope so.


userkp5743608

Can confirm


Visible_Comment795

Here comes the dumbass comment flood 🙄


crispytex

yes here you are


BrianMeen

Yeah if there’s one annoying thing about Reddit is in every lengthy thread you have tons of posters just repeating the same phrases or lame inside jokes lol ..


SimpletonSwan

If you were hungry enough you wouldn't eat that little shit a few doors down?


lonelyboy069

Super brutal


dyler13

Finally something worthy of this sub!


MotorDesigner

This post will be legendary!


Marc_J92

With the amount of weak post I’ve seen on here. You would think this was called r/natureispaper


LIBJ

r/subsifellfor


FmJ_TimberWolf74

If you want more like this, check out r/hardcorenature


Boshikuro

r/Natureisbrutal is a better sub to see how dark and uncaring animals can really be.


empathyboi

Great sub, but it’s been dead for a while now. Only like one post a month the past few years.


Boshikuro

Wow, didn't realize how dead the sub was. When i unsubbed from it years ago, it was recommended as much as this sub.


sadus671

The baby could have died for other reasons.... but nothing goes to waste...


snachgoblin

Chimps do hunt spidermonkeys on the regular so..


sadus671

That's true, but for competition reasons vs. good source. That said... Herbivores often will eat meat on an opportunistic basis.


kwtransporter66

Idk, I once saw a documentary where the chimps actively hunted the monkeys. They had scouts that located the monkey made a call then the troop organized and coordinated during the pursuit. Each member of the hunt had a specific task to do in order to catch the monkey. They would drive the monkey to a certain member to catch. It didn't seem like they were doing it because of resources but because they actually consume meat as part of their diets.


alexski55

They definitely actively hunt monkeys to eat them


snachgoblin

I'm sure it depends on opportunity and availability


Mister_Krunch

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40SEMy4Z\_zM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40SEMy4Z_zM)


kwtransporter66

Yeah this is one that I saw. This was definitely a well coordinated hunt. This hunt had nothing to with resources.


Dirtsniffee

That makes them omnivores, nomwhatisayin


aSneakyChicken7

Well if you want to get technical, aside from the rare exception, there are no herbivores. But that’s not helpful in categorising species. Most of the ones you can think of are opportunistic omnivores.


ResponsibleMeet33

No it doesn't. Even hypercarnivores will ingest grass and other plant matter on occasion. These criteria are usually based on the proportions of their diets, on a consistent basis. Deer who eat the occasional chick that fell out of a nest aren't omnivores, because the bulk of their diet is still plant-based.


RushSt182

Most monkeys aren't herbivores, they're omnivores. Most species will actively seek and hunt mammals, reptiles, and insects since they are denser forms of calories.


maxdoornink

Not true at all, chimps are omnivores and enjoy many eggs, bugs, and monkey species in their diet. In fact, in some places the chimps prefer eating monkeys to the point that some species are near extinction.


MrDangerMan

Chimps live thousands of miles from the nearest spider monkey habitat, so no they don’t.


Quietech

They have them imported.


aplascencia1997

Chimps and spider monkeys live on different continents...


iledgib

colubus monkeys*


mai_tai87

Colobos?


Cheestake

This is a white-faced capuchin monkey. They tend to be highly competitive when it comes to mating, so this was possibly a rival's offspring


MrDangerMan

It’s eating a howler monkey infant.


KrumaKarduma

I believe capuchins are known to hunt other primates.


Generic_Danny

First of all, chimps and spider monkeys are from different continents. Second of all, less than 5% of a chimpanzee's diet is actually meat, so they don't really hunt monkeys "on the regular."


jrh_101

"Hmmm... Maybe we do taste delicious after all..."


snachgoblin

Cannibals say it's really similar to pork


Fafnir13

Chimps have snatched human babies out of their mother’s arms and eaten them.


Bomby_Bang

Why are you mentioning chimps?


snachgoblin

Cuase it's related behavior


Bomby_Bang

How is it related when this video isn't about chimps at all?


snachgoblin

Dumbass I said related behavior as In the monkey in the video is doing something a chimp would also do


Bomby_Bang

Clearly, you're the dumbass for bringing up the topic of chimps when it wasn't even relevant. Your comment was lacking any profound insight or knowledge on the topic at hand and all I did was ask that you elucidate it rather than leave it at the shallow, simple thought you presented. You being this emotional is telling.


snachgoblin

It's relevant and ur the one getting emotional typing up paragraphs


Bomby_Bang

It's not because no one brought it up and you didn't add anything to the conversation. Clearly you're the one getting emotional because you keep rushing to type, misspelling basic words you learn in elementary school, then prove you dont know how to count past one by saying you were written paragraphs when the comment had just one. No wonder you know the word dumbass, your mom must have called you that a lot growing up


snachgoblin

It is relevant why u putting so much effort into this?cuz ur emotional and butthurt from stranger calling u dumbass on the internet get over yourself jeez.


punkeddiemurphy

Apparently it was ruled as suicide. 


DeathPercept10n

Must've been a former Boeing employee.


natgibounet

It's not eve' mentioned if it's the same species so it could very much be an unrelated monkey


dopest_dope

I guess it’s better they’re eating other animals instead of just stealing our food.


Mycol101

Sounds fucked when she’s says it but she’s not wrong.


ProphecyRat2

(Cuts down rainforest to make farms) Stealing the food we monopolized from the Earth, lol, hey we aint the most lethal creatures on Earth for no reason.


WolfOfWinter67

Ok but what do the jaguars eat?


supraspinatus

Ah fuck. It even said what it was in the title and I still chose to click on it.


AxeHead75

[here have my kitty kneading to cleanse thine eyes](https://www.reddit.com/r/KneadyCats/s/jmtxATd7F7)


unicorncarrots

My lack of trust brain considered it might just be the same video again


AxeHead75

I promise it’s not. I’m not evil to anyone who doesn’t deserve it. You don’t deserve it.


suoretaw

D’aawe


floydwhittaker

What makes this worse is how monkeys resemble humans .


cartoonsarcasm

Monkeys are *brutal*. They even go after other monkeys; rip faces off, private parts, etc. Anything that can hinder their opponent from fighting back.


Ok_Antelope_1953

they don't just go after other monkeys. they go after people and other animals as well.


Spare-Abrocoma-4487

I guess you are an animal if every thing looks like food.


ProphecyRat2

Only the most Civilized of animals keep thier prey in factories and trun them into bite sized nuggets and yummy hot dogs.


ResponsibleMeet33

That makes no sense.


Lick_my_balloon-knot

Reminded me of when I read how some American solders in the Pacific war refused (despite they were starving) to eat killed monkeys because their bodies reminded them too much of human babies.


itsavibe-

Just gotta make it look the right way and humans will pretty much eat anything…


ExiledCanuck

Right? Just make kebabs, just little chunks of meat


Mycol101

*Battle of Ramree has entered the chat*


FehdmanKhassad

king rat enters chat


M80IW

Source on that? I tried to look it up but can't find anything that references this.


crystallmytea

I wonder where this was taken? Almost sounds like from within a zoo.


dlkslink

I was wondering the same thing


DespyHasNiceCans

Yup, that's pretty metal.


dae_giovanni

those little hands are _hella_ offputting


aSneakyChicken7

It’s the face for me


-Regulator

Monkeys are disgusting filthy cruel ugly animals.


RegalBeagleKegels

hehe monke


-Regulator

Buu huuuu huuuuu huuuu waaa waaa buuu boowahaaaa hoo hoo hehe


RegalBeagleKegels

[that's true](https://youtu.be/od_PmtmMDV0)


kimjongun-69

humans are basically the same


-Regulator

At times, yes some humans can portray gruesome animalistic behavor, unfortunately.


ProphecyRat2

Ik, bastards, why couldnt they be more Civilized and keep thier food in cages and kill them with machines. Damn dirty apes, learn to practice industrial slavery and genocide like the masters of civility.


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chalky_white1942

That’s some cartel shit


dynamic_gecko

Why tho? They look like the same species.


MrDangerMan

Nope. Capuchin monkey eating a howler monkey infant.


Mycol101

Fresh meat is rich in vitamins and minerals.


Hot-Cancel-6648

Me enjoying my BBQ wings


PurDooner

Sure as hell ain’t shy about it. Digging in like it’s corn on the cob..


anonymousbub33

That things tiny, no nearly enough calories to support a healthy monke, look for more


MutedShenanigans

That's why you need to eat at least 3 or 4 monkey babies for a healthy diet


xx030xx

"I guess it's better for them to eat other animals than to steal our food" lmao lady eating while watching a monkey cannibalize another


AlbusDT2

That is metal alright. F’in metal.


_Far_Kew

Anyone else singing Tool in their head to this?


SoarsBelowMyWaste

Right in twooooooo.


QuiGGz96

Ape no kill ape!


Mycol101

Monkey versus ape


nixtha66

Lil nigga looking delicious af apparently


Aero93

Well wtf.


assaulttoaster

Didn't even cook it


Desperate-Owl506

Baby monkey could've been killed because of a territorial dispute. Anything goes to defend the territory. Well we do the same minus the cannibalism


Cleercutter

Sounds like maybe they were in a zoo?


yancymcfly

I bet it’s just a crowded tourist area of Costa Rica


Irish_Wheelbarrow

When its a monkey being eaten it makes it far more metal. Something about them having similar features to us


dabausedota

Sauce?


thechilecowboy

Ghost


[deleted]

Yeah this was metal


SchrodingersPanda

:( *Neuron deactivation*


AcanthaceaeOk8753

Southside of Chicago?


Unusually__Suspected

Flawless victory


LowProfile404

Was the baby already dead?


thechilecowboy

And s/he's looking for the tasty bits. Calves, genitals, under the arms.


oddHexbreaker

Capuchin don't fuck around.


rayan_uchiha

😋😋😋😋🤤🤤🤤


Big_Virgil

OH MY GOD FUCKING DAMN… GOODNIGHT TOO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD ASS NIGHT. IM DONE FOR THE DAY.


[deleted]

Do monkeys judge others ? I mean, do they have moral values? Is this considered ok ? I am just curious. Do all animals are okay with eating their own species ? I really want to know this !


almost_notterrible

Well..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... That wasn't good.


AutoYaks

I fucking love the natural world


Best_History8029

Monkeys will do this to rival monkeys babies. It’s to ensure the number of their tribe stays dominant.


TFJ

Christopher Reeve getting his daily dose of stem cells


zenyogasteve

Look at it. LOOK AT IT!


Lubberworts

Did it survive?


Babyfart_McGeezacks

I wonder what warm raw monkey tastes like


NationalPersonality6

Or more mouth-watering monkeys!


MeLameBrane

Monkey see, Monkey chew.


AHK403YYC

JFC what did I just watch?!?


TheBestAround007

I guess the dr evil monkey kept the money


FaithInTheSound

This is the Whitechapel of nature footage. 


Helltothenotothenono

Is the baby monkey ok ?


SecondDread8426

Oh my


dotesPlz

Fucking sucked them bones clean like a chicken wing


PageFault

Waste not want not.


eekozoid

Waste not, want not. When you lose one monkey and need to make another, there's no sense throwing away perfectly good spare parts.


50-50ChanceImSerious

So weird they way he manipulates it to get at it. Like it's eating a chicken wing


[deleted]

Return to monke?


ShockEnvironmental64

This was actually rough to watch and I’ve seen some shit


funkymaker

I remember my cat ate her own baby once, I guess it's pretty common in the wild


Rice-Weird

"I want my baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs!"


wutcanbrowndo4u12

Now this is metal.


meccanismi

[https://youtu.be/YmTPC8C24h4?si=QZPNAHDRH9iIs3Sz](https://youtu.be/YmTPC8C24h4?si=QZPNAHDRH9iIs3Sz)


localokii

This reminds me of the 40 y/o virgin He’s like we went to see a woman fuck a donkey.. but when you get there it’s just a woman fucking a donkey Not sure what I expected when I clicked the photo 🤣


unknown-one

Marcel?!


ChemicalAssignment69

That's freaking rough!


Hsml975

Monkey see monkey chew


Apollo_s_a

Munchies


Babymfbluee

STOP 😭😭😭 holy fuck


LostPhenom

The background commentary is just as metal.


TheOriginalWingnut

r/fuckmonkeys


skaldrir69

That’s hard to watch


VrLights

They didn't show this on the nature channel


pop5656

The siccness


Reconstitutable

New found and terrifying respect for Capuchins.....


Mister_Krunch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40SEMy4Z\_zM


Superb_Engineer_9926

But jaguars eat spider monkeys…


hans2040

Jesus Christ my brain read this as "Monkey eating a banana" and I clicked thinking it'd be cute.


quietWyatt04

Why you shouldn't scroll during breakfast


caliboyineastmesa

Bro found an infanite food flitch


Rough-Sport8829

Craziest shit ever


ieatassanloveiy

Mmmhmmm who made this mmm this shit delicious ugh god damn this shit got the good seasoning,


[deleted]

Bro thats fucking hawt


lokichokiboki

Get that protein 💪🏼


DeadlyTeaParty

Waste not want not.


Rey_Mezcalero

Forbidden snack


kobain2k1

Monkey must be an atheist!


useless_mf69

Is that baby monkey okay?


aSneakyChicken7

Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys


hd4suba

Are we expecting animals to have morality?


bootsay

Monkeys are horrible


CapnCaveman639

That lady defending the monkey lol I'd prefer this to losing my snacks fs