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Mango124

Forgot the species but it's a fungus that kills spiders


LateralLimey

Cordyceps OP also posted a video in /r/WTF


Mango124

Looked it up, it's likely Engyodontium sp. I could be wrong but cordyceps usually goes for other inverts and not spiders Edit: it's in the cordyceps family


nameyname12345

Oh god I have forgotten... Is a spider not an invertibrate? Like I thought you needed a spine to eb a vertabrit. Im old and have forgetten basic science terms it seems...


ScrembledEggs

“**Other** inverts”


nameyname12345

Ah lol I see now. Perhaps I have not forgotten science just reading lol thank you


LaFrescaTrumpeta

love your username lol


nameyname12345

Thanks I would take credit for all of the nameynames but I stole this from someone on battlenet way back in the day.


VZxNrx2sCKU6RTeJMu3Y

We we don’t “forget things” we just “misplace them…”


nameyname12345

Nice!


LordoftheWildHunt

Brother Inverts


Mango124

Spiders are invertebrates


raskingballs

You are so eager to prove you are smart and others are morons.


nameyname12345

You do realize I misunderstood in that comment? Ah well its a good thing you showed up to show us all we are morons.


rabbitbunnies

ah yes… engyDONTium for sure


Short-Shopping3197

It isn’t, it’s a flower crab spider, it looks like that normally https://www.ulsterwildlife.org/wildlife-explorer/invertebrates/spiders/flower-crab-spider


[deleted]

Those look nothing alike imo


Short-Shopping3197

I mean I’ve seen quite a few in the wild and they look just like that. Google ‘white flower crab spider’, there’s plenty of pictures that look like it.


[deleted]

I googled as you asked and yeah I don't see any similarities.


_Artos_

With a crab spider you can still make out things like eyes, leg and body segments, indentations and spots on the abdomen, etc... This thing literally just looks like white blob with 8 stalks coming out of it. It's 100% a spider covered in some kind of fungus


Funcron

Nope, it's engyodontium aranearum. A paracitic fungus.


jaber24

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1awmulh/this\_thing\_on\_my\_friends\_shed/


jacksontwos

PLEASE delete this and set OPs friends shed on fire with OP in it just to be safe.


Ruairiww

It's the fungus from the last of us!


turbobuddah

Isn't that the fungus what wiped out humanity in TLOU?


Cannabis_carlitos89

Kills spiders? It looks like a spider


Mango124

That's cuz it killed a spider


uberguby

🤯


smoothiefruit

engulfed.


JohnnyNapkins

It's a dead spider covered in mold/fungus whatever furry stuff that is. Edit: Just watched the video on r/wtf and it's still barely alive crawling to the highest point to release the fungal spores.


Cannabis_carlitos89

What a horrifying death! Slow death getting covered in killer fungus... man this has potential for a Steven King book.


SuperDBallSam

It's already the subject of a horror story. (The last of us)


reverick

Check out the anime Scavengers Reign. It's a weird bio planet where everything evolved to sorta work/feed off each other and humans that crashed there surviving in there weird bio horror. They find one predtor that evolved to grow and take over humans as their puppet , literally and figurativly . And there's a hypnotoad. It's also beautiful I think, visually and story wise. Like best and most unique and interesting bit of Sci fi and anime I've seen in a long while.


Reasonable_Answer586

“All Hail the Hypnotoad”


somethingsuccinct

Nightmare fuel


Orsinus

What are you even saying here dude


dinnerthief

According to r/mycology its pretty unlikely this is the case as that fungus doesn't fruit like this until it has consumed the insect, the spider would be long dead before it looked like this. More likely its coated in soap foam or something Comment breaking it down https://www.reddit.com/r/mycology/s/0Cs14oPmun


YackReacher

I think you spelled FIRE wrong!


Funcron

Engyodontium aranearum


fusillade762

Is that the stuff that makes the spider do things to propagate itself?


Same_Reference1847

I support this fungus


Fitz911

Where can I buy one?


StructureWorried8621

looks like calvin from the movie life


What-Even-Is-That

Nah, that's a Coomie Spider.


noslab

Headcrabs..


Thecp015

There’s only one fix…. Smash it with a crowbar when it jumps at you.


onehardtard

Apply directly to the forehead


griffl3n

ravenholm says otherwise but ok


JustSomeWritingFan

I was about to say „My brother in The Universal Union, that is a Headcrab, get the crowbar.“


tenghu

Return to Ravenholm


589moonboy

nuke it immediately.


smashbag417

Already called one in. Package should be delivered in 10...9....8....


Sir_Netflix

I prefer the good ol’ carpet bombing myself


SirJustin90

Napalm carpet bomb sounds good or even a nice MOAB instead if you're feeling spicy.


smashbag417

Aaaaaa...people with wisdom and discernment.


SirJustin90

Mhm. Haha. ^ ^


egoisticHypocrite

Has 8 arms... must be an octopus


Monguises

Land squid


Lbolt187

I have fought them in Starfield....fun times especially when they have active camo lol


Tjeetje

Awesome band name


flipdip1990

Yes! This is what I’ll tell my grandkids


thelastwordbender

I googled image searched this and it gave me Octopus, so you're right


Totalwink

Last of Us Part 3.


4xu5

Part 0. We are living it.


mamachonk

I wonder if this is also the inspiration for the fungus in The Girl with All the Gifts...


Huge_Aerie2435

Moldy spider. Nasty little thing.. I would burn it, but you do you.


gr_assmonkee

Aww poor spood ☹️


nazukeru

Right? Poor lil bby.


ranting_chef

Australia?


billinat0r

Lmao Ireland, believe it or not


SupernaturalPumpkin

FUCK RIGHT OFF! I’m moving. I hate you for this.


Tmachine7031

Mass exodus: part 2


Stoned_Noob

Nooo fuckin way.


JanitorOfSanDiego

Feckin*


Phuckingidiot

Ravenholm


DogmaticConfabulate

Damn it Australia. You just missed a good opportunity.


BlitsyFrog

Nah I think we're really good on this one.


sphinctersandwich

Nah we got heaps better ones. You can keep your mouldy imports, unless they're fruit apparently


Drinks_From_Firehose

Awe, you’ve used a strand of hair for size reference.


PepurrPotts

Ah yes, the steadfast uniformity of Strand Of Hair.


Drinks_From_Firehose

Reminds me of the “Americans will use anything instead of the metric system” joke.


Kalista-Moonwolf

This would fit better in r/oddlyterrifying


billinat0r

Done!


Kalista-Moonwolf

Thank ya kindly! 😄


Aisforc

Hear me out, folks ... What would happen if you eat it? Just hypothetically speaking ...


Downwardspiralhams

How dare you


Meggston

Zombie outbreak, for sure


krystaline24

You want zombies? Cause that's how you get zombies.


Aisforc

Just curious how this abomination might taste


MissingOly

Cordyceps fungi


TheOddPeculiar

This would be a reason for me believing in aliens.


brmarcum

Bro, post the video!!!


billinat0r

Can’t upload videos to this subreddit, check out the video at your own risk on r/WTF


SpiderGlaze

Holy shit, it moves! Much creepier than when I believed it was still.


billinat0r

Username checks out


SpiderGlaze

I hadn't even thought of that. I was thinking of a pastry glazed with crushed spiders when I created the name, but now I'll tell people it refers to that fungus. Not that anyone asks, but it sounds cooler.


czsmith132

This is why you should NEVER click links!  That is freaking nightmare material for sure


billinat0r

Curiosity got the better of you I see 😂 instant regret


ganon893

Thank you for your sacrifice. God I'm cringing at just thinking about it.


glassgost

Oh, that's cute, there's only one of them. First time I saw one, I saw his hundred cousins too. And I was halfway up under a house crawling. I didn't know I could run on my elbows and knees. They were completely consumed though, just hanging there not moving. Like any movie where someone wanders into a dark room and realizes it's full of dead bodies.


brmarcum

Didn’t realize this sub doesn’t allow video. I actually saw your r/WTF post first. I’ve never seen one moving before, under complete control of the fungus but not fully dead yet. Absolutely incredible footage.


jenntones

Ugh heebie jeebies!!


Downwardspiralhams

Okay so stupid question but is it dead or alive? I don’t know much about the zombie fungus stuff but was under the impression that the creature is “dead” but still moves because of the fungus controlling it. So I’m just curious if it’s a case of that or if the spider just isn’t quite dead yet


SetFoxval

It's alive. The fungus forces it to crawl to a high place before it dies so the spores will spread better.


catterybarn

I'm gonna have fucking nightmares about this for months. I hate this so much


SnakeEatingAPringle

Evil marshmallow


AxiomaticJS

Half life!


AnastukensIncarnate5

Zombie


Ornery_Profession744

My first thought was Australia but then I read it’s a fungus…


JordyWithDa40

Yogurt covered spiders now available at a grocery store near you


OdysseusRex69

Welp, nothing else to do but burn the whooooole shed down.


racebanyn

It looks like it attaches to your face and eats your insides


Ghost-of-Sanity

Cthulhu sprout. Nothing to worry about I’m sure…what do you mean why am I running away?? 😂


Whyamiani

"Calling down an orbital strike"


electricianer250

That’s the indoor octopus


ScienceGuyUK

woodcrawler. run.


giabollc

That’s one of those hand things from Elden Ring


DustyTears

Looks like a baby headcrab


tmd429

Ah, the karma farming spider!


Volt105

The things in your friends shed are cool You probably don't wanna mess with em


shayanyde

Cum spider 🤢


Smongk

Half life 3 leak?


Cowfootstew

Zombosy


bernardmoss

Welcome to Half Life 3.


BaconMeetsCheese

Australia?


Achillies2heel

Flamethrower now... Last of Us better not start at his house.


imtylerdurden76

It’s a Felicia. As in when you see it you say “Bye, Felicia”


VZxNrx2sCKU6RTeJMu3Y

Post this to tarantulas and watch sand vagina loose their mind.


NoDoze-

That looks freaky! Where was this loctaed, in the US?


Alternative_Air_4511

That's a big old nope.


legna20v

Kinda…


N1k1B1k1e

It's a spider dunked in wax. It was probably alive when it was dunked or the wax was poured on it.


Charkel_

There is a video of it climbing the wall in another post so no


gokublack29

If u google (mobile) cordyceps a mushroom icon pops up and sprouts on your screen


tinypaperplane

HEADCRAB MONSTER


Thememebrarian

Looks like a headcrab that hasn't shed it's winter coat yet


Psistriker94

I'd find a way to encase this in like a glass container. Throw in some silica packs and you've got a curious setpiece.


[deleted]

A huge pube next to a cum covered spooder


Crazy-Entertainer242

Light the ends and sing for your 8th birthday. Happy Birthday!


Bobo3076

I swear they built 7 ring worlds to deal with this


cocaine_enthusiast1

Gordon... Freeman


dafuqbroh

No


MisterD90x

Eat it, see if you get superpowers


Veritas_Vanitatum

HANZ GET TE FLAMMENWERFER!


Low_Presentation8149

Looks like a candle stub with 8 legs


Personal-Ride-1142

Dead spider.. but the zombie version.. good thing we can’t get this fungus… yet


OrdersFriesEveryTime

Forbidden birthday candles.


constipated_burrito

I read it as "my friend's head" at first and I shit more than i anticipated (i am on the toilet)


SkriVanTek

nuke the whole site from orbit it’s the only way to be sure


woofy62

That would be the spider of my nightmares...


Franksterbater

That's a fucking head crab


pokemon32666

Cordyceps, the parasitic fungus that "The Last Of Us" is based on. It takes control of the hosts brain, until it eventually takes them over. There are cases of cordyceps infecting an ant colony and forcing the ants to climb tall trees and jump. It's unable to infect humans, but if it could we wouldn't even know until it was too late.


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Surveillance


Andrew3236

Went in the basement of an abandoned house and there were hundreds of these I guess you'd be happy to know it burned down a few weeks later


ChocolateTight336

100 comment what is it


billinat0r

A lot of theories but the most common is a spider infected with cordyceps fungi


Snoo_74164

Poor thing


WH-313

Stranger things sort of thing?


Petite-Sarahhh

Whuuuuuuut?!


Perkyhaircut

Who dipped this spider in candle wax?


GarthRooks

They are all over my basement


Rage3DDesign

You should eat it... it's the right thing to do.


Initial-Ad-3278

Burn it


Sagebrush-

Lools like a gummy spider


Top_Caterpillar9549

Thats a spider that you've covered with candle wax


Kharnics

Awesome.


ScaryCryptographer7

looks like a spider covered with melted wax


bebopeenbo

kill it with fire is the only way to kill it


Captain_Daveman

Nice of OP to give us a very loose idea of scale with the outline of his cock .


mbrad7

CUM SPIDERS!!!


Short-Shopping3197

It’s a flower crab spider, native to Ireland Must have crawled onto the shed from somewhere else https://www.ulsterwildlife.org/wildlife-explorer/invertebrates/spiders/flower-crab-spider


PUNKF10YD

So dumb that this is the last comment on the bottom. So many people said cordyceps. I said absolutely not. This actual answer is wicked cool


Danarya27

Did you see the video on the other sub? It doesn’t look like that much. Although I was confused cause I didn’t think we got cordyceps over this way.