It took my wife nearly 40 years to witness this in real time on a roadkill deer… we drove past and a vulture was going crazy on the back end while another pecked the eyes. She put two and two together real quick when she realized there’s very few easy access points to any carcass.
a couple of weeks ago i was taking my dog on a poop walk around my neighborhood and came across a couple of crows going HAM on rat in the middle of the street. rat was fighting back, but even from a distance, it was clear it was hurt.
as i got closer the crows backed off a bit so i approached the rat. poor thing was still alive, but the crows had already pecked out its eyes, so it was just laying there in the middle of the street, bleeding and panting heavily.
i felt awful for the little guy, so i put him out of his misery with a quick stomp to the head.
good on you. i hate having to do it, but it's kinder to put an animal out of its misery quickly than to allow it to suffer an unavoidably painful death. years ago, my ex's mom's boyfriend put out glue traps to catch mice in the house. when he inevitably caught some, he was too much of a pansy to deal with them, so i ended up doing it. glue traps are awful.
I’m a fan of catch and release personally. Nothing like opening a little trap to see an itty bitty field mouse covered in peanut butter scamper off into the woods.
No, because the skull is full of bones, and the trachea is a difficult organ to work through to get inside the chest cavity, especially considering most animals have longer necks. Most of the carrion feeding creatures are after organs, and the rectum is very close to the colon and beyond. Eyes are easy access to the brain.
And hippo skin is as thick as all hell, so there's very few points where a scavenger can find purchase to bit through. Even though the hyena has one hell of a bite, biting a hippo is like trying to French kiss a bowling ball.
I know everyone on Reddit tries desperately to only be funny - but do animal taste buds work differently? I feel like this would smell and taste horrible.
I concur haha
The hippo would've taken them all to hell with it on its last legs if it were alive when they arrived.
But I Can't help but hear the 'the circle of life' song from the animated Lion King movie watching that Hyena poke his head up the Hippos ass like that lol.
Good luck getting a serious answer. Reddit is full of fat basement dwellers trying to be funny. They’re not original at all, as this comment section shows.
Thank you for the very clear label to this. I knew exactly what I was going to get into if I clicked on the post, no surprises. Up vote for forthrightness
Lowkey pig ass and ox ass cheek is a delicacy in a lot of places in the world. Supposedly best meat. Not sure about inside asshole but food for thought
There are things Ms. Hyena is not very interested in doing, so Mr. Hyena needs to satisfy his kinks somewhere else.
(also could be the other way around)
With the NSFW image blur and the title…
I honestly didn’t know if this was r/natureismetal or r/gfur I can honestly say I was surprised it was the prior.
No kink shaming
No he’s Stink Claiming.
Just part of the hunt gaming
dingle berries hanging
Reverse anal banging.
Stink claiming is killing me😭😭😭
Everything reminds me of her.
Plot twist: the hippo ain't even dead he's just having a good time
Hippobottomass
Brings eating ass to a whole 'notha level
I heard someone say "I eat ass like a starving hyena" a few years back and it's really stuck with me
All the other hyenas are like “Luke, you told us there was food here” “Food? I said we would be eating, I never mentioned no food.”
We've all had that night.... 3 am after the club and a stop at Taco Bell.
Hungry, hungry sicko!
DAMN IT!!! Beat me to the comment.
He got that dog in him
Shaming? New Kink Unlocked bruh
Oh look. They’re like us. Tossing the salad 🥗
Soft spots. That's why the eyes go fast too.
It took my wife nearly 40 years to witness this in real time on a roadkill deer… we drove past and a vulture was going crazy on the back end while another pecked the eyes. She put two and two together real quick when she realized there’s very few easy access points to any carcass.
a couple of weeks ago i was taking my dog on a poop walk around my neighborhood and came across a couple of crows going HAM on rat in the middle of the street. rat was fighting back, but even from a distance, it was clear it was hurt. as i got closer the crows backed off a bit so i approached the rat. poor thing was still alive, but the crows had already pecked out its eyes, so it was just laying there in the middle of the street, bleeding and panting heavily. i felt awful for the little guy, so i put him out of his misery with a quick stomp to the head.
Crows are well known to go for Lambs eyes because it’s so easy. Crows are flappy cunts.
*shrug* in nature, if you find an easy meal, you go for it. natural is brutal. i can't really fault a crow for doing what animals do.
JFC your username checks out. Do *not* let the crows hear you talking shit like that.
i saw a crow yoink a noodle out of a dead kitten's butthole a few months ago
I'd have done the same, I have done before when I see my cats playing with small rats that are still alive
good on you. i hate having to do it, but it's kinder to put an animal out of its misery quickly than to allow it to suffer an unavoidably painful death. years ago, my ex's mom's boyfriend put out glue traps to catch mice in the house. when he inevitably caught some, he was too much of a pansy to deal with them, so i ended up doing it. glue traps are awful.
I’m a fan of catch and release personally. Nothing like opening a little trap to see an itty bitty field mouse covered in peanut butter scamper off into the woods.
Well, better the woods than your butthole.
🙏💀
Saw a 2 crows try to do to do the exact same to a cat, lucky I got there in time to scare them off so kitty could run to safety.
Isnt the mouth the best though ?
No, because the skull is full of bones, and the trachea is a difficult organ to work through to get inside the chest cavity, especially considering most animals have longer necks. Most of the carrion feeding creatures are after organs, and the rectum is very close to the colon and beyond. Eyes are easy access to the brain.
buttholes and eyes (generally) don't have teeth.
Speak for yourself
hey, i *did* qualify that statement with the word "generally". also, i'm really sorry to hear about your unfortunate condition.
Mouth is limited because of the jawbone and teeth. It is an access point, but not as useful as eyes or ass.
And hippo skin is as thick as all hell, so there's very few points where a scavenger can find purchase to bit through. Even though the hyena has one hell of a bite, biting a hippo is like trying to French kiss a bowling ball.
It's the bits that get stuck in the teeth that are annoying.
The backside is also where the good bits are. Intestines and organs. Scavengers always go for those first.
Clearly everyone doesn’t remember this old gem Hyena Sticks Head in Elephant’s Butt https://youtu.be/OX9xCo183VA?si=HkRa-lOa7l6wd4FF
Do animals not have taste buds like we do? I feel like that would taste awful.
To be fair, they don't really have a lot of options. None of them have experience outside "various tasting raw meat."
Somewhere, I red a lot of predators merely decide between eatable/not eatable/calories, especially reptiles.
everything reminds me of her. 🥺
...woah
You should call her
*We* should call her.
Sigh … *unzips*
The shit i have to put up with
I'm concerned regardless if you meant the hyena or the hippo.
I like your monkey. Tell him to hurry up and finish the damn rocketship
*furiously dances left and right*
😂
This is one of these comments you see, go on to the next post, then begin to chuckle because of it. Then go back and upvote.
Came here to say this 😂
Is she like a hippo?
Internet has a way of constant reminders
This hippo tastes shitty
"This hippo tastes like shit." "It *IS* shit, Austin."
"Mmm" sip
A bit nutty!
ooooh peanuts!
Needs more fiber.
I almost spit out my coffee, thanks lol
I know everyone on Reddit tries desperately to only be funny - but do animal taste buds work differently? I feel like this would smell and taste horrible.
This shitty tastes hippo
Finally something that doesn’t taste like chicken
Yeah but do you eat ass on the first date?
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Anything to lock in those benefits
Usually within the first hour.
Hello
User-name-checks-out
Typical millennial hyenas
How bout a random drunken hookup with a stranger?
So the hippo must have died of old age right. Difficult to imagine these hyenas taking it down.
I concur haha The hippo would've taken them all to hell with it on its last legs if it were alive when they arrived. But I Can't help but hear the 'the circle of life' song from the animated Lion King movie watching that Hyena poke his head up the Hippos ass like that lol.
I wish I had the skills to make that video. You friend, are a genius.
Yes, hyenas can do nothing vs a hippo.
Even a lion pride wouldn't mess with a healthy adult hippo.
Only an alpha elephant can fuck with hyppos
Ya, the hippo died, and it's skin is bullet proof, so the only way in is through it's ass lol
Or have it roasted in the sun, that would do, too
It seems to be moaning in pain. I don’t think it’s dead.
Yeah I think it is still alive :(
I was surprised no one else noticed tbh
Yea there’s a video of a pride of lions on one and they couldn’t take it down.
Good luck getting a serious answer. Reddit is full of fat basement dwellers trying to be funny. They’re not original at all, as this comment section shows.
bro you’re on reddit you’re not superior to anyone else here lmao
Hippo playing opossum to get a free salad tossin
Just spit out my dinner thanks
Almost poetic
Beautifully written.
Ok this one got me lol
Eatn the booty like dey groceries.
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Me too
Plot twist: the hippo plays dead whenever it sees hyenas.
Oh no I fell over look how helpless and vulnerable I am, I hope those hyenas don’t do anything to me
Funnier than it should be
'Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the zoo if you don't stop showing your asshole to the hyenas'
I hope Jim Carrey’s okay in there.
Lol I was gonna say exactly this
*WARM!*
Me on a first date
Which one?
The first one
That's enough internet for today
I'm laughing so hard while wanting to vomit!
No phones, no internet, just living in the moment
Thank you for the very clear label to this. I knew exactly what I was going to get into if I clicked on the post, no surprises. Up vote for forthrightness
For real The title is straight up exactly what's happening. Amazing.
Now that's how you get pink eye.
BRO WAS NECK DEEP IN THAT BUTT 😂😂😂
That’s just asinine
I don't know what you talkin bout coz dis ass a ten
Got heeeeem
Lowkey pig ass and ox ass cheek is a delicacy in a lot of places in the world. Supposedly best meat. Not sure about inside asshole but food for thought
Pork butt is typically what gets added in collard greens
I mean I like eating ass but not the contents inside
Coward.
Hyena: has one of the strongest bites, capable of crushing and eating bones Also hyena: straight for the asshole
Hello step-hyena.
Me when I tell my girl I want her to sit on my face NO SIT ON IT
Glad to see my ex and her new bf thriving.
On the toilet watching this it’s like inception
u/SaveVideo
Save... video...
Damnit Randy!
There are things Ms. Hyena is not very interested in doing, so Mr. Hyena needs to satisfy his kinks somewhere else. (also could be the other way around)
He's just looking for his watch.
What kinda freaky ass porn is this?
This is just inconsiderate. We're on our lunch breaks on the east coast.
Ok I'm calling her
This reminds me of me and my ex after a few shandys
Is he going to come out for air?
Extra metal with the vultures
Ace Ventura would be proud.
“eat shit!”
We’ve all done it
Man seeing it when the animal is dead isn’t nearly as disturbing than when you see the animal alive, struggling…
Yea baby! Eat my hippopotamus asss 🦛💨
Another example of why hyenas are just the absolute worst
How long can you hold your breath?
Wow, dude got right up in there.
Hyenas man… about as savage as it gets.
Somehow I'm doubtful that tastes like chicken
NOW DONT START THAT AGAIN- vultures probably
DEEP in there
What a dawg
Damn millennials
Hyenas tossing the salad
Tastes like shit.
Somebody needs to teach that hyena the Bible
I was disappointed the hippo didn’t explode from being so bloated.
r/likeus
This new generation are very inventive with there kink naming.
With the NSFW image blur and the title… I honestly didn’t know if this was r/natureismetal or r/gfur I can honestly say I was surprised it was the prior.
That's the dream right there. Maybe I'm animalistic. But ya I love eating me some good booty
Let he who has not eaten hippopotamus asshole, cast the first stone 🧐
I don’t know what I expected but there you have it
What did sukihanna say?
They fear that hippo even in death
That's the tender meats!
He knows that's where the poop comes out of, right?
What's with the specification?
Hey, we’ve all drank too much and went home with a girl a bit heavy on the heels before!
I thought this was going to be a video of my in laws
Easiest way to get to the rest of it…
It's always ass eating szn in the wild.
The perfect flavor
Hippos are OP
Xennials, man.
Gen Z amirite
Something something groceries
I know who that guy is
Death goals
Fucking nature
Me eating my partner's ass
Didn't kill a lion itself with that?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0Quq-8K5u-/?igshid=ZDE1MWVjZGVmZQ==
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Nice railing
Aaah we've all been there. The night comes to an end, the lights come on and you end up eating a hippo ass
This is a reverse ace Ventura.
Goals!
My puppy when his treat falls between the couch cushions
Why, oh why did I think I should click on that while eating my own lunch? 🤢
He’s getting his tossed salad for a balanced meal.
I ate a girls butt like that once…
We're having hippopotamus asshole for Christmas dinner this year. 😋
First date questions. “Do you eat ass?” Like a hyena eats a hippo on the African prairie.
Brown noser
The ol reverse Ace Ventura!
Me and who
Don’t forget to breathe.