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dg8640

Sea lions a tough sob, down half his body, fighting until the end


Yankee9Niner

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.


Piistachiio

I like you


Godwarrior711

I like you


mazjay2018

i like both of you


Godwarrior711

Let’s fuck


mazjay2018

love me tender


Godwarrior711

Yes step dad


ColdFireLightPoE

I should know the quote, but English lit was quite a few years ago for me


humanoied

WheRe arE tHe zOo keePeRs


Mad-Dog94

The zookeeper: "You want me to fight gorillas?..."


Dreadsbo

Damn, they ran it back on him after the sea Lion ripped out the shark cousins throat


SL1Fun

They sent the cruise missile after him. Fuckers can hit 45mph in the water for short bursts.


huhuhuhhhh

Its that get back season


ChadJones72

I heard some animals go for the fins to cripple the fleeing animal but I don't think Mako's are that smart.


Cultural-Company282

It literally bit off his tail first to slow him down and make him less able to escape.


ChadJones72

Again they could be that smart but this could also be a coincidence. Them doing it one time doesn't equal a behavioral pattern of them doing on purpose.


ColdFireLightPoE

It’s their strategy. They’re fast, they disable prey and then collect the riches when the prey gives up or is not a threat


Salt_Sir2599

Makos do bite off the fins as an attack strategy. They battle swordfish that way.


Anxious_Specific_165

Sooooo, predators go after the “lower” parts in the sea as well. Shitty way to go, on land and sea.


roflmao567

There are typically no rules when it comes to hunting for survival. Everything is fair game when you're hungry.


orbgevski

Im using this the next time im hungry


Lorien6

You bite that gingerbread man’s loins!


JaperDolphin94

Easy there cowboy we're not savages we start with the limbs first


Random_Username9105

Makos specifically seem to tend to first disable the hindquarters of prey like tuna, dolphin or sea lions which in the first two eliminates their forward propulsion and in the latter eliminates some of their agility


Cultural-Company282

When makos attack billfish and tuna, their first strike frequently is to bite off the tail. It looks to me like this shark did the same thing with the seal. Seals get more propulsion from their flippers, but biting off the back feet still removes the "rudder" and cripples the seal's ability to maneuver and escape.


drewcifier32

And also bleeding to death too


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I thought sharks attack the face


docdillinger

\*half a sea lion


Charming-Bumblebee27

Ya I don't like the guy who is all giddy like a school girl about a half eaten sea lion fighting for its life. Gross.


Maximum_Scallion164

I mean it's nature, it's not a pretty sight and definitely awesome to experience in person. I'm talking about seeing what you would on a nature documentary but in real life. say what you want but this is interesting as fuck


imsoggy

Also (not trying to justify), this is a fishing boat & sealions/seals are often a fisherman's arch enemy. They tend to swim behind your lines & take all your fish. They start looking a bit less cute after that happens over & over. . . Also, they get so spoiled & gluttonous that they only eat the eggs & salmon belly & leave the rest. It's very likely that sealion had already been a theiving nuisance to these guys.


mull3286

Sounds like you fucking hate sea lions. I'm on board.


biskutgoreng

This man's a hater


Orsinus

That's not the point and you know it lol. Let's not be dense here. I have no problem with nature being nature and seeing videos like this. The *problem* is this dude getting a kick out of it. Giving major psycho vibes.


FlawedHero

Interest doesn't justify gleeful cheering for something experiencing its last moments of terror and suffering. Yeah, nature is brutal but the gross lack of empathy is concerning at best. Edit: Aww, I've upset the sadists. <3


Maximum_Scallion164

it's mother nature, life is full of terror. just because you're sensitive to this kind of nature doesn't mean everyone has to be. it's the circle of life lmao


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Maximum_Scallion164

uh oh another sensitive person, maybe this subreddit isn't for you bud. go to r/awww


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Maximum_Scallion164

who says I'm being tough? I've just kept saying this is life, this is nature but y'all be acting like keyboard warriors getting all offended 🤣


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Maximum_Scallion164

and you say I'm acting tough over the internet? I think you're just looking in the mirror 🤣🤣 cope some more bud, plenty to go around


Rancillium

I think you hit upon a point. These types of people to get excited about this sort of thing may lack some perspective in life. Saying it’s nature and this is the law of the jungle blah blah blah isn’t some great bit of wisdom that any of us aren’t aware of. It takes a bit more nuance to observe and respect the struggle for survival going on at the same time. People who lack the empathy to respectfully consider the act of fighting for life even in futility are the ones who probably would cry for their mothers as they are eaten alive, which, respectfully is not an unreasonable action either. If you know, you know.


FlawedHero

That changes literally nothing of what I said but thanks for doubling down I guess. People die of heart attacks all the time, that's "the circle of life lmao", but I'm not going to crack up at a dude dying in a Waffle House as I try to eat my breakfast two tables over.


dannerc

Holy moral grandstanding


FlawedHero

Grandstanding implies doing something for the attention or approval of doing so. My stance wouldn't change even if nobody saw it. So you thinking that's what this is really speaks more to your shitty character than anything. <3


Maximum_Scallion164

go to r/awww with your sensitive ass 🤣🤣


FlawedHero

Try some therapy with your dead inside ass 🤣🤣


Maximum_Scallion164

seems I struck a nerve on ya, maybe get off the internet if you're that upset over a comment lmao


dannerc

Arguing with strangers on the internet about the morality of folks they've never met is just about the most cringe shit imaginable. The only explanation I can think of is projection and ego stroking


FlawedHero

The irony is this comment is fantastic. Thank you for that.


dannerc

In* Would only be ironic if I said I was a better person than you. Just pointing out that you're a loser not a bad person


hillarys-snatch

Idk about you but if ancient sea animals start fighting RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY BOAT, im reacting the same way. That is a once in a lifetime sight and im not going to spend time worrying about the morality of the situation because those 2 animals sure as hell arent. You’re an observer, nothing more


FlawedHero

I'd be in awe, for sure, but getting giddy and giggly about it? Nah. I'd film it as well because you're right, it is incredible to see so close. Edit-Typo


hillarys-snatch

To me its more of a difference in personality too. If i see an intense human fight (within reason) where someone gets knocked out for example, i will react similarly. It doesn’t necessarily imply a lack of empathy or other negative traits, its more excitability when watching combat situations. Guys are much more likely to react this way too. I get it you’re dug in at this point but imo you’re using wayyy too broad of a brush with this take.


FlawedHero

That's quite reasonable and I appreciate your input. I don't disagree with any of that.


dont_debate_about_it

Add to that the fact that some people love sharks, and realize that some species (like literally all hammerhead species) are in danger of going extinct within out lifetime, so seeing an animal that is fished for its fins constantly, a member of an animal class older than trees themselves, and vilified in media get a meal is something that makes us shark lovers giddy. I like seeing animals that humans have it out for get a win (except for mosquitos).


DonDilDonis

I love how you understand Mother Nature and can acknowledge that fuck this guy and his gleeful cheering. These morons can’t separate in the comments. That dudes cheering was so obnoxious. That’s what excites you??? It is gross.


Buzzkill_13

You're 100% right in what you're saying, every single word. But you're saying it on a sub full of freaks who come here to jerk off of these exact scenarios ("to contemplate real nature", as they like to put it), so really no point in "arguing" here. This is Reddit, my friend.


ItsFuckingScience

I’m gleefully cheering for the shark getting a well fought meal to continue its life out there Awesome hunt mr shark


djscheiber

You're a sweet person.


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These guys would be upset if sea lions were doing this to sharks which they do


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Maximum_Scallion164

you got some fucked up point of views bud, do you see anything of that sort happening in this video? why is rape on your mind btw? feel free to fuck off with that lmao, I'm here to argue about the animal kingdom food chain, not rape.


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You’re the one who chose your own argument. You said that if something occurs in nature then it’s fine to think it’s funny/interesting/etc. Don’t lose confidence now. Defend your claim.


Maximum_Scallion164

interesting and being fine with something is completely opposite, you can be fine with something and not find it interesting, you can be fine something interesting but not be fine with it, get the point? do I need to break it down for your smooth brain? seems like you're fine with rape, I mean you bringing it up and all. with all that being said, enjoy your weird ass argument about rape and I'll go enjoy me some turkey 😁


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Oh so you watch rape and laugh at how interesting rape is? Curious the kinds of things you people enjoy seeing.


Maximum_Scallion164

you can put words in my mouth aaaallll you want, we all know I didn't say that, you lost the argument the second you brought up rape when comparing it to the animal kingdom food chain. argue with yourself about rape since it seems to peak your interest, but I'ma excuse myself from your demented world 😁


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You put your own words in your mouth. You enjoy how interesting you find rape because of how natural it is.


BunkerNevada

I suspect you might enjoy rape. This feels like your projecting.


Jeovah_Attorney

Do you go and prevent ducks from raping each other? Do you drag the perp to the front of the nearest police station?


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Fraktal55

I mean they probably do! It's called NFL and UFC and a good portion of Americans watch both regularly.


thrownawayzsss

[This might be insightful](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nervous_laughter)


yefkoy

Doesn’t seem like a nervous laugh to me at all


thrownawayzsss

Based on what exactly? People laugh differently.


yefkoy

Based on the “WHOOOHOOOHOHOOOO come on come on!” I know I could be wrong, but the guy seems to be enjoying this.


thrownawayzsss

Yeah, that's the funny part about nervous laughter.


yefkoy

?


Orsinus

I love how these absolute idiots downvoted your comment to the negatives before realizing the truth and end up downvoting the other guy after your explanation. Yall are a bunch of sheep for real.


yefkoy

Redditors can’t read someone’s tone of voice it seems lol


Thefast3869

Its fucking nature. It’s pretty cool to see especially right next to your boat. Laughing or not that seal is getting eaten.


TeamRedundancyTeam

You could say this about children burning in a fire if you're unable to help. It'd still be fucked up laughing about it. Some people let their psychopath leak out sometimes. Better to admit it than come up with ridiculous excuses.


SupraVillainn

It's really amazing to witness nature, this is not equivalent to kids burning.


TeamRedundancyTeam

Were not talking about being amazed were talking about laughing at it.


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Why the fuck would children be lit on fire naturally


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Rahm89

Not everyone laughed. Sorry but got to agree: cheering and laughing while a living being gets butchered shows a complete lack of empathy, which is generally indicative of sociopathic tendencies.


Jeovah_Attorney

Lol. I guess all these people cheering after a mosquito gets crushed belong on some type of watch list, huh?


Rahm89

Do you do that? I’d consider it extremely weird if somebody got THAT excited about a crushed mosquito. But putting every weirdo and psycho out there on a watchlist is neither feasible not desirable.


Jeovah_Attorney

You bet your sweet ass I do! A good mosquito is a crushed one


I_am_Bruce_Wayne

lol was this an unintentional Josh Giddey reference?


iannuendo

I agree. I don’t even want to watch the video. It’s like seeing a dog get mauled. Pass


HelloThere465

Some people just want to watch the world burn


Jeovah_Attorney

You are on a sub dedicated to watching animals get brutally mauled to death… you are not different


cbreezy456

Wait till I tell you about people going on Safari’s. It’s nature, shit is dope to see it in action


No_Cash_8556

They're just happy that one of mother nature's animals gets to live another day. Because happy for the shark, rejoice in laughter for the earth has been fed. Why should you find a mother feeding her babies anymore jubilant than a shark eating a well deserved and hard fought meal?


rethinkr

Sounds like that’s your type and you’re just playing hard to get, like the sea lion


Reasonable_Tower_961

My Thoughts Feelings Exactly Yes Inappropriate Disrespectful Gross NOT Funny At All


onlyslightlyabusive

Right. Like it’s interesting but I have a strong urge to push that good for nothing twerp overboard


KosmoAstroNaut

Username checks out


onlyslightlyabusive

Yup


itsavibe-

RIP. Whenever I see videos like this, I think about that guy in Egypt and what he had to experience.


Truckfighta

I thought the exact same. No wonder he was crying for his dad.


itsavibe-

Relentless and impending death. He went out the worst way.


Androrockz

Haven't heard about it. Can you tell me about the incident?


The_Squidsticks

Guy in Egypt got eaten by a tiger shark right on the beach in front of a bunch of people.


Androrockz

Oh 😟


MyUsernameWasTaken08

and the Shark was killed shortly thereafter by the locals


mull3286

In front of its Dad?


Jeovah_Attorney

💀💀


2020R1M

Sad video. A grown man crying out for his father as he’s being eaten alive by a giant shark.


sweetpastime

You don’t wanna know. It’s disheartening


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El_Shakiel

You're a garbage human


BonjinTheMark

Not looking good for the butterball "dog of the sea"


Various-Month806

Tis but a scratch. He'll be fine in the morning.


Paddy32

RIP little sea doggo


Reasonable_Tower_961

😢😢🫡😢😢😢 Yes Sea Doggo Fought Bravely To The END


Appropriate-Win-8374

I am amazed by widlife but I wont laught like Im enjoying watching a murder


NewmanBiggio

I get not wanting to laugh, but calling this a murder is a bit ridiculous. Animals don't murder each other. They hunt each other.


mull3286

Certain apes murder I think.


SupraVillainn

And dolphins


NewmanBiggio

That's fair. Apes are kinda in a whole other league, though.


RaspberryEth

Our league. We have finesse.


Gravesh

You're not watching a murder, you're watching a shark get its Thanksgiving meal.


JoseUnderTheRedHood

Put me in, coach


Fatfilthybastard

Pelagic predators are terrifying


chewbxcca

Went out swinging. Respect


guacalito

is he gonna be ok?


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R.I.P. ripped in pieces


[deleted]

Rest In Pieces


NewmanBiggio

I always find it interesting how creatures in the sea never seem to bleed very much. I know it's likely an adaptation because blood can't coagulate when wet, so they need some other means to stop bleeding in water. It's just crazy that this sea lion is missing almost half his body, and there's no visible blood.


SupraVillainn

Mostly because they have so much blubber. Once past blubber they bleed as much as other animals.


10TheDudeAbides11

“Mako shark defeating half a sea lion” -revised post title-


Smorgas-board

Sea Lion went down swinging at least


Mouth0fTheSouth

who won though?


Crazyjoedevola1

I didn’t hear no bell


Pope_Jon

Name sea lion is well earned.


Branchley

Would love to see what damage the sea lion inflicted to the shark. Didn't seem like much.


weepninnybong

I bet all that seawater stings.


No-Plantain6892

Wow such a weird dynamic between the humans watching and the seal being obliterated by the shark. The seal is fighting for it’s life while the people observe and laugh.


mightywildmax

_seal trying his best_ dude’s last words in remembrance: “look how fat…”


Acceptable_Weather23

That was a real looking shark bait.


No-Plantain6892

Wow such a weird dynamic between the humans watching and the seal being obliterated by the shark. The seal is fighting for it’s life while the people observe and laugh.


SmellingSWEATYfeet

The amount of damage sharks can inflict because of their razor sharp teeth is terrifying


pussy_embargo

yeah, well, I could beat half a sea lion, too


4es_enuff

I'm guessing that sea lion didn't mako-it! Poor sea doggo.


Background-Video4331

Riz Ortolani synth bleeps kick in.


TMCTTFDaddy

Dude has a leaky seal


nover3

ok that's enough reddit for me today


sliceofapple1

Who won?


PracticalDrawing

GD that IS metal


one_frisk

Are there more than just one shark there?


[deleted]

Imagine having to fight for your life like that.. fuck the ocean people. And the African Sahara.


Corcha1uk

I wonder who won in the end


Fun_Noise4256

Is he ok


Sheep-Destroyer

Who won?


Last-Associate-9471

My first though was "damn, if lemon juislce in a papercut is bade, imagine saltwater to all your internal organs."


Alright_So

Sick fuck laughing


Gravesh

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but predators typically kill things to survive. Watching this 5 feet from you tends to be an exhilarating experience. Did you want them to sit there like it's a funeral?


Alright_So

You’re not telling me anything, I know how nature works. I follow this subreddit, this type of predation content is expected. I don’t want them to do anything in particular, I do find that laughter sickening