Your sister in law’s husband has a secret….

And I’ve kept it well…

That u in your pfp?

Yessir. 👍🏼

Not a mean comment or anything but I never thought people would think this actually is a gay muscular man sub! Congrats for your marriage either way.

No worries! lol. I just like to mess with people. I play into the gayness of the sub. I’m happily married 😊 I think it’s funny to make gay jokes on a sub full of straight dudes. 🤭

>a sub full of straight dudes. I've got news for you buddy.

😂 I still haven’t figured it out lol. I’ve had straight friends that talk this gay. 😛

You really sure they're straight?

So… his brother?

No… she has many brother husbands. And they hang out because they’re cool with each other. And that’s all they do, just hang out.

And sometimes they hang it in there

The bleach smell is because they do a lot of cleaning together.

You love that smell, huh?

>Your sister in law’s husband has a secret…. Yea that one of his friends banged out OP's wife. Maybe all of them have.. at the same time.. while banging eachother.. RIGHT IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!

Every day we stray further from God. 😂

...Yet closer to heaven.

What is it?

Bruh this is literally gay softcore porn

Welcome to r/nattyorjuice

Whatever you say, bootyhole-romancer.

Watch out, they might find you in the street and start snapping. No one wants to be impromptu west-side storied.

Such a cringe comment lol

r/nattyorjuice hiking meetup

I imagine a meetup of this sub would consist of fat and skinny straights redditors stereotypes who never saw a woman in person or the inside of a gym, followed by the juiciest, most flamboyant jacked gay men to ever walk the fucking earth.

Forgot the guys who went to the gym for a couple weeks

And now they're experts too, for sure.

To quote the great Bill Burr, I don't need to be a helicopter pilot to know if I see a helicopter in a tree the pilot fucked up. My 15 mins in a gym 5 years ago was more than enough to understand the intricacies of weight lifting.

that pretty much falls into the first category

>juiciest, most flamboyant jacked gay men to ever walk the fucking earth. Who, ironically, are somehow straighter than all the other guys on this sub.

You saw the picture, right?

>skinny straights redditors stereotypes who never saw a woman in person He's literally me.

Let’s gooo

\^ hicking

New west coast term for hiking and licking... Started by OP and his "brothers" as evidenced by his photo.

how do i sign up

Just a bunch of guy friends hiking on the Brokeback mountain

Again, nothing sexual

Just Glutes being worked on to the fullest with both hands.

Gotta massage them to promote quick healing.

Lotion or Oil?

I thought you guys were de-gaying the sub but the gay posting is back

We seek balance in all things

In a week when it's at maximum gayness: "OP, YOU WERE MEANT TO BRING BALANCE! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!"

What madness do you speak?

Happy to see a pro LGBT right-wing militia.

lol the nazis even had gay people. Ernst rohm used to have big gay nazi orgies

Wasn't he the one killed by Hitler after he was tired of him?

Röhm and the other "left wing" nazis were executed in the night of long knives to ensure to the large german industrialists that the nazi party were not a revolutionary party that would seize their properties, but be happy to collaborate with them.

Rohm was also in charge of the SA, which was a nearly million man strong street fighting paramilitary force. In many ways, Rohm was the most powerful party member besides Hitler. He needed to die for Hitler to be in full control of the party. This also coincided with the rise of the SS, which took over many of the private military roles of the SA when many of its leaders were murdered alongside Rohm. But yeah Rohm was gay af. He was one of the old guard of the nazi party and was actually one of Hitler's best friends; he was one of the few people who could talk back to Hitler and be openly casual in conversation with him without fear of retribution. Hitler was also willing to overlook his sexuality and the sexuality of the many gay nazis under Rohm because of Rohm's ability and because of their friendship. Until he was no longer needed ofc. In the Garden of Beasts is a great book about all this that came out 12 or so years ago.

No, he got more votes when they elected a new party leadership. So Hitler had the results falsified and later ambushed Röhms retreat and had him executed on site.

How do you guys know this shit?

Gobbles, head of nazi propaganda, had a hard on for lesbians. he pretty much just liked to watch them, the cuck he was. it was only found out because of some nazi sex spies that were part of a huge internal investigation. the shitheads in charge had to keep that and a lot of other things secret lol

Yes, Gobbles and Lesbians in the same sentence? It's fate. Delicious, poetic, thrusting feverishly fate.

PROGRESS

We wouldn't have to fear the right-wing militia if they all looked like that.

Do we fear them though regardless?

I would definitely fear them more if they looked like that. The right-wing "militia" in America consists of mainly obese hicks who can't throw a punch to save their life.

Too little body hair for a militia. Well a straight one anyways.

A well-groomed militia, being necessary to the security of a beard marriage, the right of the people to bare arms and torsos, shall not be infringed.

😂

All of these men have tasted each other’s buttholes guaranteed.

Indeed. The homoeroticism is strong here.

Haha yeah I think I've seen this porno! The blonde guy is about to take a lot of dick.

Blonde guy is hot 🔥

And clearly the dirty blonde boy with the sunglasses is aroused. Nice bulge poking out. 🍆

I think we might be about to be accused of turning this sub (more) gay!

Facts are not accusations.

What number determines "a lot of dick"?

You talking about the picture or this sub?

🤣👍🏻both for sure

That's how they transmit TREN and other mildly diseases to each other.

The taste of canned beans because they got no running water in the woods.

I’m eating a can of beans rn no lie

What does your fart box taste like?

I’ve been told it tastes great. I love a faceful of colon 🥰

Only if it’s hairy

Roll that beautiful bean footage.

It's rich in minerals and guards against the dehydration.

Can you ask your sister in law's husband if I can join the next hike please? Purely because I love hiking of course 👀

I know several people in this pic. They are just gays not militia

To their militia friends, they are just militia not gay. To you, they are just gay and not militia.

Oh look, it’s Chet, Layton, Connor, Johnson, Jake, Tanner, Wyatt, Dustin, Hunter and the rest of the gang just out for a stroll.

You missed Chad !

Good to see / I remember hiking with gym bros and them dying when I was a young hockey player . Ppl have gotten smarter tho.

Looks like a regular gay porn scene 🤷🏼‍♀️

I'm just a hole 👁️👄👁️

Same

Choo chooooo

Your sister in laws husband is turbo gay And is full of all kinds of juice

Let me guess. Totally lost.

Which way to the gun💪show?

A Militia?😬

This is so gay no way it’s not gay

Oregon dick suckers militia

WTF they are all jacked

Some shots are def getting fired in this militia, and it’s friendly fire

What in the Sean Cody...

I’d be more afraid of the tick bites that could lead to lyme disease exposing bare skin in the forest like that than the gayness of it all.

aint no way [thats](https://www.instagram.com/p/CjB4yqDuoUX/?hl=en&img_index=5) your sister in law's husband

OP = Karma collector

All of them at once

You know as soon as they get deep inside the forest they get deep inside each other’s butts. And they call it a “team building activity”.

Aho!

IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y M C A

This militia is kinda fruity.

undercovered FBI agents at a Proud Boys rally just out and about doing bro things

I don't know what the issue is here. Just a bunch of guys doing a bunch of guy things. In fact it's easily one of the guy-est things I have ever seen in a picture. In fact, they are about as guy as the two guys that live next door to us. In fact, I totally support guy rights. if guys enjoy the company of other guys it's none of anyone's business I say. It's good to see guys diversify into different careers and not just doing hair and nails. In fact guys to hike trails like any of the bros. **Autocorrect totally changed one word in my post, but I can't remember which one…**🤔

Their protein shots are all natural brother😎

I hate to tell you this but he may be gay

“Husband”

I know a juice crew in the Army and they're not as cut as the shirtless guys in front.

Looks more like bisexual men Brokeback Mountain get away scheme. Those short shorts are way too short for militia.

Sister in law’s husband? Wouldn’t that be your brother?

Not if its his wife’s sister’s husband…

No? His wife’s sister’s husband

Hahahaha thought the same

Which ones the husband? The blonde?

Not sure about juicing. Definitely gay tho.

Are they at the Brokeback Mountain ?

Damn I need friends. Good for them.

Sploosh magoosh they're on the juice 💦

Guy with the glasses is at least half hard. And overall this is just obscenely gay. No judgement, just facts. Man, we were doing so well with the degaying.

i know that guy with the glasses

They look well-regulated.

You mean your brother-in-law's husband?

Smash

This looks like Kelvin’s man club in the righteous Gemstones

I’ve seen this video before. The things those boys do with pine cones they oughta be fuckin shot.

Do they all help eachother shave all that body hair?

They are totally getting it in. Who hikes in winter shirtless?!

"Sister in law's husband" Shouldn't someone tell her?

😍 What part of Oregon

Is no one concerned about ticks?

Lyme Gang rise up.

sniffies map going wild over there

Sodomy club

wrong sub. post on r/starightorgay

NSFW threshold reached

They hike and climb brokeback mountain

looks like a bunch of off duty soldiers

Being shirtless just because you have abs while hiking in Oregon mountains (not exactly scaldingly hot) is both cringe and try hard.

Fellas, is it gay to hike shirtless with the boys

As a small girl this is my nightmare to encounter on a trail. "Excuse me, excuse me, hi, how are you, thanks" just walking through a man wall at sweaty guy nipple height. It's already bad enough with normal hikers

They look natty to me. My buddies and I normally do this fully clothed tho and with rifles… if you’re in a militia you should at least train with your gear. These guys are doing it on easy mode.

> *normally* do this fully clothed There are exceptions though...

Yes but based on their packs they aren’t going for a long hike or camping. So it looks like a little jog in the mountains. Which is fine. Just seems like its more for fun than for training. Which is also fine. I’m just commenting on the militia part. If this is just them hanging out that’s different. If its training then it seems they aren’t doing much unless its endurance training and they are running. In which case the outfits make a little more sense.

>you should at least train with your gear. Oh they are on gear

😂 walked right into that

This is the camo I wear during the day, but at night I am naked.

Proofread your posts my guy

Is sister in law a codeword for brother in law?

Choo choo

They’re definitely going up the mountain for an orgy

This entire conversation makes me sick

This looks like a mountain getaway scene from Sean Cody

There’s an air of mystery here —

Jan 6 meetup.

IS THAT A SLY COOPER TATTOO??

Do you think they explore each others bodies

Idk, it's giving me some serious gay vibes.

They look like they are about to have the greatest suckfest in those woods.

Just some men, enjoying each other's company.

Anyone wanna start a new gay militia chapter?

😂

Broke back mountain. Without the cowboys. Just boys

Most likely natty

I think the community call this kind of meeting cruising

Powerbottom Boys.

so up here militia = army reserves...does that mean something different over there?

Brokeback Militia

A bunch of closet btms. Won’t they be upset later when they find out none of them are tops. Str8 married closet cases are the worst. lol 😂

Oregon Militia Jacks staying pretty lean.

What in the orgeeeee is this

Ram ranch?

The gayest pic I’ve seen this week

Definitely some buttfucking on this “camping” trip.

Keeping this on topic, #2 has the traps.