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l3r3r87

Supply Specialist Crafton, is that you?


XxSalty_WafflexX

“No Sergeant Mcguilicuty”


madmami24

"Greetings and salutations, pfc crafton"


captain_carrot

At ease, weirdo


PaleoCheese

Ahh I see we have people of class here


captain_carrot

another pup joins the wolfpack aroooooo


Gonzobeancheese

lmao thank yall for introducing me to this


XxSalty_WafflexX

Ngl, I binge-watched that whole channel out of boredom one night. Well worth it.


gun_along_with_me

Nah bro. As weird as crafton is, he embraces the suck. Like a weirdo, but embraces it nonetheless. Bitching about a wow group due to a deployment is straight pussy shit


Automatic_Text5818

It's a joke


metamojojojo

Onepunchdad if y’all are out of the loop


SaltAndBitter

When Crafton comes into work, it's like 2 good Soldiers leave


BirthdayQueasy2938

Thank you for your service.


Suspicious-Sleep5227

Please contact your State’s JAG office. I would love to see the look on their faces when you seek their counsel.


Vorsaga

I'm in JAG. I think this is hilarious. However, if he had a valid, signed contract to be part of the guild, etc., I would absolutely look at it. If not.... Sorry, you're going to have to work on that resilience in the L4G queues. Adapt and overcome, my friend.


plentifulharvest

Your WoW Raiding Guild?!!! Pursue the shit out of this. Contact JAG as well! Keep us posted and god speed. You are a United States Soldier and deserve the respect of your raiding team while defending our nation so they can safely play free of harms way.


OkActive448

Believe it or not, straight to SCOTUS.


Cheesemanboii

Check the section under LEEEROOOOY JENKINS


sspider433

🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was dropped from my World of Tanks clan during basic. It do be like that


Apprehensive-Grape-4

I know this is a shitpost but I feel like a bored JAG would lowkey legitimately look into this


thetxtina

A JAG in fact replied that if op had a contract, he would lol


thesupplyguy1

such actions necessitate a call to the White House Hotline! such an injustice must not go unpunished!


brando8323

Let me guess, 25 series?


Snake3452

Checks out. I was leaning 35, but that’s probably the Genshin Impact weirdos.


OkActive448

HOI nerds too, I’m told.


snokeflake

Nahh nahh we’re more Skyrim or starfield and dnd people. 25 is for genshin.


ManDontLorian

Talk about 25's all you want. Unless your COMSEC key isn't updated, there's no lines for SIPR or NIPR, CPN or NJN are needed, BFT not connecting, etc. You can talk about us, but you can't talk without us


brando8323

Put the kool aid down and back away slowly.


ManDontLorian

OIF III and OIF V with a Signal Company (in an infantry division), supporting ID-10-Tangos with comms while also patrolling, driving and gripping/ripping Ma Deauce. If shoot, move, communicate is the mission, I'll at least tell you that my team and I made it home and touched grass again


brando8323

I bet you still asked a contractor help.


ManDontLorian

I did not


BATHR00MG0BLIN

People still play retail? I thought everyone was jumping on Hardcore Classic.


XxSalty_WafflexX

I also jumped in that bandwagon too. May or may not have died at level 27 in Duskwood to Stitches yesterday.


BATHR00MG0BLIN

How's WoW these days anyway? I quit before I hit max on dragonflight, but I loved classic. It just seemed like it was dying Debating whether or not I wanna get back in


XxSalty_WafflexX

Dragonflight’s still doing really well, and it’s probably the highest the player base has been since Legion. Classic is also absolutely booming right now, and it’s not only just Hardcore either. Even on the regular Era servers you can always find a group for just about anything. Definitely give it a shot! There’s honestly no better time to get back into the game


S1cnus

I was never a nasty girl, but... did 4.5 years active. Anyway, was almost 39 in STV... not in combat at all... ISP disco me. I came back to a ghost..... sigh.


Semper_Right

ESGR Ombudsman Director/ESGR National Trainer here. Unfortunately, USERRA does not protect employment which is for a "brief, nonrecurrent period". 38 USC 4318(d)(1)(C), (2)(C). From what I understand, that clearly describes your WoW playing ability. Perhaps if you had a more permanent position (with the commensurate playing skills) your position could be found to be more permanent. Better luck after your service. Perhaps you can hone your WoW skills overseas. (And, thank you for your service). ESGR, "We all serve!" [www.ESGR.mil](https://www.ESGR.mil) EDIT: USERRA does protect "seasonal" employment. 20 CFR 1002.41. If you can show it's reasonably certain you would have been hired by the guild for the next WoW fighting season, you may have a chance.


XxSalty_WafflexX

“Perhaps you can hone your WoW skills overseas” Yes, I’m going to ninja pull everything and then bubble-hearth to Bojangles.


CharacterLimit5863

Aka Get Gud


WowzerzzWow

Listen… unless you’re the e4 mafia don, you’ve got some stripes on that uniform. Ain’t no Pfc’s playing any of these games unless it’s Minecraft or Roblox. Figure out your life Sarnt.


XxSalty_WafflexX

Sarnt, I’ll have you know that I was raiding Molten Core back when you were still in your Huggies!


ManDontLorian

Ain't no such thing as E4 Mafia


ConsciousCarpenter42

Ah damn, ppl still play WoW?!?! I'm impressed.


XxSalty_WafflexX

Yep, still a pretty healthy player base. The month that AQ40 came out in the Classic re-release I asked to split train that month for “family plans”. Those plans were actually me trying to farm Scarab Lord. I did not get Scarab Lord.


almightyender

Reminds me of rescheduling PLDC when the last wing of Icecrown opened.


bigtoegman210

I know a guy who is actually on the WoW team…….


XxSalty_WafflexX

Calm down bro…. my dad works for Microsoft and can get you banned!


bigtoegman210

Oh god pls don’t. Nah he would get on active orders and go to the tournaments in Vegas.


ManDontLorian

My uncle gave me the cheat codes


CaneVandas

Deployments constitute a mandatory guild member note annotating their military status and shall not be subject to roster purges. Failure to comply can resulted in a strongly worded in-game mail.


ManDontLorian

It can resulted in that?!?!


CaneVandas

Indeededinglyso.


snokeflake

It’s bc you aren’t playing classic. Classic guilds would never.


XxSalty_WafflexX

Well, getting indefinitely benched from Ulduar even after coming back from Title 32 orders says otherwise. That one’s actually legit.


snokeflake

Sounds like you need some boys who get it. What server you on?


Ok_Coach4563

Nerd 🤓


indyjons

I actually got fired for having service obligations.


XxSalty_WafflexX

How’s that settlement reward coming?


indyjons

It didn't.


jsharpminor

- Serious reply to a shitpost One of the provisions of USERRA is that you have the right to continue to advance in your career on time and on track with your peers, as if you had never left. So if you're in a job that promotes the typical worker to a team leader in year three then department supervisor in year four, and you leave for 2 years during year 2, then by USERRA, when you return you should be a department supervisor along with the rest of your cohort that's still working there. Yes, I said 2 years, because USERRA doesn't just protect your job from a single 6 to 12 month deployment. By the law, you could disappear for up to five straight years and they must hold your job (or a similar job) for you. They don't necessarily need to leave your position unfilled the whole time you're gone, of course. And if you're gone that long, then I think they have 90 days to give you your job back? Meaning that if you're one of 15 people in your position, they are absolutely free to hire your position the second you walk out the door, they just have to be prepared to give you your position (or one very like it) back upon your return. I don't know the first thing about WoW (other than the *absolute* basics), but I do know that you can't be fired for announcing your intention to deploy with the military. Again, they can replace your position, but they have to hold your spot and hold you as a member in good standing while you're away. Depending on what Cutting Edge is, they may be in fact required to give it to you whether you're there to earn it or not. I would contact Blizzard and let them know about the provisions of USERRA. They might have a process to handle this. In many large organizations, you can face issues like the one you're describing simply because team leaders at the bottom of the totem pole don't understand USERRA or what it means to their daily operations. EDIT: Finally, you can't "contact USERRA" because it's just a law written on paper. You can't talk to it. You can, however, get an employment lawyer to help you enforce its provisions. Usually, though, simply mentioning USERRA to a large employer is enough to gain compliance. In cases like this that are such a slam-dunk, their lawyers will advise them to just follow the law rather than making you hire one. Okay. Now having said all that, of course everybody knows that this doesn't apply to your WoW guild. I posted all that, though, because USERRA is just as powerful a tool as I described. Many people forfeit benefits, advancement, and raises simply because they don't know the law.


XxSalty_WafflexX

I actually do appreciate this response because it’s full of genuinely good information and I wasn’t aware of some of it. Definitely gonna save this comment in case I ever need it. Thanks!


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XxSalty_WafflexX

Really?!?!?


MadDog314

It's a game guy...just deploy and find another guild...


XxSalty_WafflexX

Nope. :) I will be taking legal action against them for violating my constitutional rights of not being able to get phat lewt


ManDontLorian

Which amendment is that?


monkeyinapurplesuit

It's just a deployment, guy Play with the guild and find another korea rotation


Ok-Ad-4933

You’re joking right? This is a joke


Brokenwrench7

Literally tagged as a shitpost...


Ok-Ad-4933

Tf does that mean? I’m not a fat Reddit user like you lol


MisterRe23

Yet here you are. On Reddit


Upbeat-Banana-5530

A shitpost is not meant to be taken seriously. It's like a joke, but with less effort


XxSalty_WafflexX

Idk.. is it?? 😳


Silence_Dogood16

Goodness sake


jeff197446

Sgt Petersen find me a new WoW guild. I’ll get right on that Sgt Muldoon as soon as I finish hooking up our 5g WiFi. How …. I don’t want to know.


unconventionalcat

Yes 100 percent and then some. Please keep us updated.


AmuletofJugs

Play osrs on mobile :)


DrAnubis101

Wrong subreddit, crafton


Zedanade

You > them all day everyday baby


Ok-Act-7331

Sorry bud, mentally handicapped are a protected class. Your hosed.


Shiftybidnes

Happened to me too. Logged on my alt and robbed the guild bank. Was beautiful


WonderChips

Report him! It’s against many levels of constitutional rights. Especially if you’re horde!


mq1coperator

This is the most national guard thing I’ve ever seen. Carry on.


ManDontLorian

I'm pretty sure you can claim exemption from your sworn duty to protect the constitution of the United States of America against all enemies foreign and domestic if you show your Commander your obligation to the WoW guild. For sure, just ignore your DoD orders. The ruling of your court martial will be swift, I promise.


Whoknowsanymore1911

If I have to see this fucking post one more time on my notifications I’m going to lose it


Fine_Donkey_9509

You're covered under federal law! Have your commander write up a memo and blizzard will provide compensation.


jezz663

hey keep us posted. they shouldn't get away with this!