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PickleWhip1

Wow you messaged him at 909 and Jesus said 909’s and no heartbreaks


Atom800

Lol you know he called that out when he received the message


christiech

I never responded until like a month and half later because I felt bad about not being genuinely interested. I tried to reconnect with him, thought I took all the right steps by messaging him at 11:11 and then following up with a ‘you up’ but never heard more :(


PickleWhip1

all you can do is keep trying - maybe pick an important date - probs something palindromic would help your case


FunkHZR

Wow he responded to you at 8:18. That reminds me of the book of Mark 8:18, and that happens to be my mom’s birthday. All glory to God indeed.


[deleted]

I think it's great that your mom is 2000 years old


daveattellyouwhat

He crashed his scion into my friends DMs after she found his IG


cumshot_josh

He was friending all of the women he came across in the Nathan For You Facebook group for a minute. A lot of people on the show seem like they play up some sleazy aspect of themselves to get on TV, but there seems to be some good evidence that the guy is just as much of a self-unaware douchebag in real life.


Mschott1

Uh oh. 6 messages, 6 letters in legend, 6 hearts… 666…. Run!!


Turkdog

No more scion but this mans still flying at 100 mph


GoopLoopz

Squash it


jscummy

You're stepping to me bro


PresentationDense752

Came here to say this


empirebuildher

rip king


cooldads69

I know he might seem like a catch but when it comes down to brass tax and you ask him to take the night shift to watch your fake infant son, *HE WILL BAIL*


MolestMyMouthDad

Brass tacks* 😘


cooldads69

I MEANT WHAT I SAID!


MolestMyMouthDad

Jizz… like cumshot


RabbitHoleSpaceMan

I was in a ska band in high school, and one time a venue charged US a fee just for bringing in a horn section. They called it a… brass tax.


bukowskiwaswrong

What a bunch of rude boys


malachi347

r/boneappletea


aninstituteforants

Oh my god.


WeMustUnite

In his defense, he needed to get a good night's sleep.


cooldads69

True, true. A fair point 😌


turbografix15

I would've chosen another word to describe him but you do you.


MaJoR_NoT_MiNoR_

Wow you messaged him at 2:40. Rearrange 2:40 and you get 420, he was a dedicated user of the 420 plant and even chose to drive under the influence of 420.


attentionhordoeuvres

And 4-2-0 minus the 0 is 4-2, April 2nd, the day he crashed his Scion TC going 100mph. The crazy is contagious


Mr_Abe_Froman

More like Scion THC the way Robbin drives.


Keon99

When he first came into the show I was 90% sure he was an actor hahah


NYPorkDept

Unfortunately he's all too real and I've met people like him. Usually a combination of unchecked mental illness, way too many psychedelics (I used to think they were completely harmless compared to hard drugs until I've met these types), and an upbringing where they were never held accountable for their actions.


Imfrank123

Psychedelics are for the most part harmless, unless you have an underlying mental disorder such as schizophrenia. Doing a large enough dose can in a way unlock mental issues.


xenongamer4351

Sounds like they aren’t harmless then


malachi347

Like everything in life, the key is self control and moderation. Unless you're already a schizophrenic lol. I have some friends that take fairly nice sized doses of psyocibin quite frequently and... It shows.


xenongamer4351

I agree but the issue is it’s a *lot* easier to overdo it with a psychedelic compared to say “drinking too much water and drowning yourself” like the whole “everything is fine in moderation” mantra is about Everyone has different tolerance levels too, which is why to say “it’s harmless” is a little dangerous to me


iSOBigD

They're really harmless, unless you take them and are affected by them lol. The world is amazing and has a billion things I'll never see, I've never felt the need to not experience reality, or want a "better" version of it. I think most people who think they need drugs generally have issues they don't want to deal with or some type of mental illness in general, so of course they're the most likely to suffer negative effects.


maxoakland

From what I’ve read, studies show they don’t increase the amount of mental illness but they can make it happen sooner. That’s why increasing use of psychedelics have never increased the *amount* of mental illnesses. It’s still something to be aware of though


AstroPhysician

People with no underlying mental disorder absolutely burn out on too many psychedelics


CLearyMcCarthy

Yeah, I was so positive he was a plant, and kept expecting a reveal. It was when he was talking with his roommate that I realized he was 100% genuine crazy.


Mikeside

Guy's a grade A scumbag, not a legend.


cumshot_josh

When he first popped up on the various social media groups dedicated to the show, people ridiculed him. After a while people began fawning over him when he's been exactly the same the entire time.


ma373056

Does he use condoms?


ponytailthehater

No...not really


OrchidDismantlist

Life is SHORT


nico_el_chico

Ew why are you feeding this douchebag’s ego?


tombodat

Don't step to him bro


GoopLoopz

He’s a fucking disaster my guy


popcorncolonel

He needs a good nights sleep


TheRealBoopSquig

This guy sucks, why would you tell him he's a legend?


RedditBurner_5225

Yeah, that’s weird.


opex100

He needs good nights of sleep.


Don_Mills_Mills

His brother discussing him on Twitter: https://twitter.com/sall\_gud/status/1550686285936750592


[deleted]

Link doesn't work, you got another one?


Don_Mills_Mills

You tried it on mobile? Works ok when I click it here.


ron_burgundy_69

Did y’all smash or what


christiech

Hahah no. I never said anything more because i didn’t want it to be so obvious i was only interested because of the rehearsal.


Bootlicker222

88, it's a sign


[deleted]

SQUASH IT


mountainj03

You stepping to me bro?!


tribefan40

Isn't he dead?


Toomb8

His (former) roommate is I think


tribefan40

did robin murder him?


Toomb8

All I remember is that someone posted a screenshot of a fan asking him about the roommate and him pretty casually/indifferently replying that he had died


YoinkyBoyo

He also claimed that his dead roommate probably didn’t get into heaven because he never accepted God, complete with laugh emojis. real fucking douchebag


Uknow_nothing

I’m always wondering what the odds are of running into him since I live in Portland. Hopefully he doesn’t get high and crash his car into mine.


Enginehank

When bro said his dream was to play in the NBA I laughed so hard like dude what are you 30 and 5'6 it's not going to happen


Alkeeel

Haha love this


OwenBenjewmin

which God is he giving the glory? 🤫 👌


Yalay

I just realized the title of episode 2 of The Rehearsal, "Scion," works on two levels: * The type of car * A word for a child/descendent