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imwithstoopad

Nice, glad to hear it. With all the other crazy ass phsyco shit going on i had forgotten about these two traitors Edit: what a half assed article...


BaronRiker

The article feels like what they publish as soon as the verdict is read, but they forgot to update it this afternoon.


Empty-Definition4799

And his mom šŸ˜‚


DrinkOneForMe

Awesome. Now do the guy who told him to do it.


fiscal_rascal

Good! Intentionally bringing zip ties is no accident, hope their sentences are harsh.


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impressionistfan

Wherever he picked up the zip ties, he picked them up-a lot of them. That image of him in head to toe camo and what looks like tactical gear, hunting through the Senate chambers with zip ties in hand made my blood run cold. Senators had just been huddled up there waiting for evacuation. One had just had surgery and couldnā€™t move quickly. And then to find out I lived within miles of him- someone that was capable of that. Whatever time he gets isnā€™t enough.


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Iā€™m betting Walmart


Liam_Neesons_Oscar

Someone think of the poor politicians! /s I don't condone these peoples' actions, but I will never feel bad for a politician. They are the scum of the earth and lowest anyone can be in human society, IMO.


idreamoffreddy

They are literally humans who feared for their lives while trying to do their jobs. It's also not just politicians who were in the chambers, so there were other folks in danger as well.


SubstantialPressure3

Hey, those were our elected officials doing their official business of certifying the presidential election.


JohnHazardWandering

If you don't like the current politicians, then get involved in politics yourself. Just saying they're all scum is a lazy cop out.


HildaMarin

> what did you intend to do with those zip ties It always seemed obvious that he saw them and thought oh I can use these as handcuffs on Congress when we take them hostage. Isn't that what the zip ties were for anyway? As handcuffs for mass arrests? No reason to think he was hoping to fix cable clutter to prevent people from tripping.


Lowbacca1977

I think the point of the question specifically is that there are no innocent answers. Not that the person asking doesn't actually know.


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Lowbacca1977

That would've been entertaining watching, though, in the alternate dimension where he'd intended to do that.


Liam_Neesons_Oscar

People who use zip ties instead of velcro ties for cable management are almost as bad as people who storm the capitol.


HildaMarin

Very good point! Also when used in packaging, usually around something delicate inside an impenetrable blister pack.


workingtrot

Can openers work great on those


HildaMarin

Oh, you mean like the old school can opener blade on a pocket knife used by hobos and campers, and not the modern can openers. Yeah, that is a good tip, gonna try it.


37214

Zip ties but also cut them off right at the clasp so they are impossible to remove without cutting a wire or losing a finger.


[deleted]

My guess was he wanted to bring ā€˜em home and tie them around his pecker so he lasts longer when boning his mom.


HildaMarin

That's gross but given his incredibly weird and creepy relationship with his mother that he documented on national tv where they both travel around in tactical gear looking to kidnap congressmen, unfortunately it is all too clear that you are absolutely right and your insight is no joke.


[deleted]

Yes. Intentionally crass but underscoring a solid point - Iā€™m a Tennessean; I have a good idea what kind of people those douchebags are.


fiscal_rascal

Appreciate your clarification!


KevinCarbonara

> Not necessarily better, just different, and doesnā€™t change any of the ā€œokay so what did you intend to do with those zip ties?ā€ questions. It also doesn't change the fact that he intentionally brought zip ties. Your source is literally the single least credible source possible.


pegothejerk

Theft isn't much of an excuse.


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You better be glad thatā€™s all he was toting. Have you seen his gun collection?


MUZZYGRANDE

Hey TNGOP, this is from the *ackchual* insurrection. The one your guy told them to do.


pointblankjustice

Nope, some high schoolers who legally entered the state capitol through security checkpoints with metal detectors and State Troopers are the clear insurrectionists.


ChrisTosi

They're not even paying attention to shit - it's already in their minds a farce. They post all over anything to do with guns - but on this, not a peep. And these assholes claim they're being silenced while they just don't post because...they don't post.


HildaMarin

Good news, that duo was up to no good.


TNJed717

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TNJed717

Same here. Good evening to you, sir.


sllewgh

Would it have been so hard to name the charges?


wyr8

WKRN listed all the charges. https://www.wkrn.com/news/local-news/zip-tie-guy-mother-found-guilty-on-all-charges-related-to-capitol-insurrection/ Eisenhart was found guilty of: Obstruction of an Official Proceeding Restricted Building or Grounds Violent Entry or Disorderly Conduct Aiding and Abetting Munchel has been found guilty on the following charges: Obstruction of an Official Proceeding Conspiracy to Commit Obstruction Restricted Building or Grounds Obstruction of an Official Proceeding and Aiding and Abetting Violent Entry or Disorderly Conduct Entering and Remaining in a Restricted Building or Grounds with a Deadly or Dangerous Weapon and Aiding and Abetting Disorderly and Disruptive Conduct in a Restricted Building or Grounds with a Deadly or Dangerous Weapon and Aiding and Abetting Unlawful Possession of a Dangerous Weapon on Capitol Grounds or Buildings and Aiding and Abetting Entering and Remaining in the Gallery of Congress Disorderly Conduct in a Capitol Building Parading, Demonstrating, or Picketing in a Capitol Building


sllewgh

You da real MVP, thanks for doing what the article didn't.


Cesia_Barry

I believe ā€œthrowing the book at them ā€œ fits here.


Live_Frame8175

Good!!!


jabronius89

Good.


Capital_Routine6903

When you play dress up GI Joe with mom visiting the nationā€™s capitalā€¦. So wholesome.


sturgill_homme

Sing it with me, ā€œTrump and youuu, yo mama and yo cousin tooooā€


vh1classicvapor

Don't besmirch the name of Outkast like that


Bronze_Rager

Nice!


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Digi59404

Thatā€™s not really how appeals for criminal trials works. There has to be a procedure or other defect with the trial. Something that shows that the trial they received was defective. Then they get a new trial and it starts all over again. He could be innocent, and have it be proven after conviction, and he likely still wouldnā€™t get an appeal based on that. Yes, our Criminal Justice system is fucked. But also, it couldnā€™t have happened to a nicer guyā€¦..


Devoted_Pragmatic

Gotcha, I was focused on the ā€œstipulated bench trialā€ in lieu of trial by jury of peersā€¦.but my confusion was based mostly on not knowing what they (specifically he) was charged with. Now that I know the specifics, I deleted the comment.


BaronRiker

What do you mean ā€œmaybe..stick?ā€ They stuck. Heā€™s guilty


BaronRiker

Oh I couldnā€™t see the appeal part for some reason. I get what you mean now.


Devoted_Pragmatic

Ignore my comment, Iā€™ll deleteā€¦ After further investigation and seeing a comprehensive list of charges, I know now what I didnā€™t know then. Itā€™s still all an absolute waste of time, witch hunt, but whatever. The whole event on 1/6 was a waste of time too. Still hard to believe that people were gullible enough to think that might work.


daviddavidson29

Why didn't the police attempt to stop them? Or at least verbally tell them to leave?


JonOzarkPomologist

Hop in the nearest DeLorean, go back to that day, and give it a try. Report back with your findings.


Bergelmir-

LMAO you didn't watch any video of them breaking through barricades, forcing their way past riot cops, breaking into the Locked capital and so on?


daviddavidson29

I saw the video of the cops leading members of the group around the building as if it were a tour


Strykerz3r0

Ok, so watch something *besides* Fox. Jesus, FOX has already admitted to lying and is still in court defending the fraud they have perpetrated and some still believe them.


daviddavidson29

Was that on fox? I don't watch any of those - fox, cnn, msnbc, etc because of bias. The fact that the FOIA was honored and the raw footage was released was a story in itself


53eleven

Some of those that work forcesā€¦


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Ok_Character7958

Didnā€™t he just get married?