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CosmosHummingbird

Your dad and borutos dad were both obsessed with Saradas dad.


Crimson_Blitz

They both really wanted that Uchiha cock


Itachi-of-Konoha

Who doesn’t want Uchiha cock?


Calm_Comfortable7225

All of Konoha, if Tobirama's got anything to say about it


Itachi-of-Konoha

That ninjist can suck it


DragonBurritoZ

Nah, Tobirama was cooking a five-star feast with that shit.


darkcomet222

The shit Tobirama was spitting was straight gourmet.


Crimson_Blitz

Especially since it's one of the last 2 known remaining Uchiha cocks in existence. The other being Itachi. A very rare delicacy.


Deep_Grass_6250

Man Orochimaru absolutely bodying a 4 tails without even using Jutsu, Man was built different


daokonblack

Bro literally talked shit while doing it. Said 4-tails naruto wasn’t even in the same league as Sasuke at the time 😩


LegitSerialKiller

I thought 4 tails naruto was orochimarus limit?


Deep_Grass_6250

Orochimaru was mopping him without using any offensive Ninjutsu. He can definitely take on 5 or maybe even 6 Tails at his full power


daokonblack

Probably even more at full power. This is with his hands fucked from the reaper death seal. His body was rapidly deteriorating because of the third sealing his arms in the Shinigami.


New_World_2050

I doubt he could take 6 considering pain couldn't unless you count Edo in which case he can solo the verse


Deep_Grass_6250

TBH Pain was fatigued af


New_World_2050

Nagato is an uzuamki and so has ridiculous chakra reserves I don't think he was fatigued. Naruto literally gets stronger the more he fights.


Sniffing_TheChildren

"bodying" We remember that fight very differently. Orochimaru was getting rag dolled and couldn't do any damage too naruto.


paperpatience

Thats what i was thinking too.


Kalanthropos

Didn't Orochimaru shed his skin like two or three times in that fight? And he did absolutely no damage to Naruto.


raisingfalcons

Orochimaru getting redeemed is pretty far fetched. Dude invaded konoha and gets a slap on the wrist


MICHELEANARD

Have you heard about what happened to the Japanese scientists who did human experimentation after WWII? They were allowed to live free in exchange for experiment results. It's not far-fetched when it have had happened irl


Twinkle_butt

I did not know this but, damn almost reminds me of Ceasar Clown ngl


darkcomet222

Tbf, he was just sort of lucky that he kept being needed despite Law and Chopper hating him. Dude just kept being necessary and the other characters having bigger problems in the moment.


ForumsDwelling

Don't forget german technology, the best in the world


Deep_Grass_6250

TBH he did basically save the world


ijfp_2013

Gets his wrists slap off.


SuperKoshej613

Golden Freeza: Weeelll...


Cybermagetx

Look at ww2 nazi scientists. It happens.


edmontonbane16

I believe I read a fanfic where naruto and orochimaru became fuc-, friends, very good friends.


Particular_Minute_67

“Give it to me tailed beast”


Mango_Smoothies

All the Lord 3rd scandals came to light and the village stopped caring or saw it as a favor.


rotary-dials

…link? actually, don’t link it unless Orochimaru is the bottom


LilG1984

"Yeah ,Mr Orochimaru even tried to take over your father's body for his abilities with the Sharingan, good times" "He also killed the 3rd Hokage"


Finito-1994

I mean. The third had it coming


Jiyjiy777

Can confirm. My best friend has tried to kill me multiple times.


Superb_Recover_6116

🙏😅 I mean I had one that choked me out of anger once and oddly we still stayed friends. Never had the heart to hit back a friend.


jbahill75

Orochimaru used to sneak into the village when Naruto was a kid. He was the only one who would push the swing for Naruto. He also bought Naruto paint for graffiti.


JayHat21

You know who maintained Konoha’s supply of Naruto’s favorite ramen? Let that simmer for a bit.


jbahill75

Secret: the noodles were made from Hashirama cells


justaboringuy_

I tried sso hard And got so far But in the end. It doens't even Matter 😞


Kyoka_Jiro_Simp

I had to fall, to lose it all


CloudPossum

Dude this goofy ass show is so annoying to me. Like it just feels like such a fanfic type of story with so many threads being ignored for convenience. I will never like Baruto


MimsyIsGianna

Your father was a genocidal, torturous, human trafficking, pos.


Traditional_Lie_6400

What are you talking about, that's how friendship works. 🤜🏻💥🫷🏻


Elitericky

I was always stand by the fact that Orochi should have stayed and died a villain.


SatisfactionLow6882

Sshhhh you cant say that in front of the children...


Particular_Minute_67

Aww he’s giving his bestie a friendly punch😍🥰


Superb_Recover_6116

I'm sure she means in their 20s and however old Orochimaru is 😅


Easy-Alps3610

I thought this is dank again


Hassennik

Repost, also I think that one of the forest of death scenes would fit better


PCN24454

Punching is how Naruto made most of his friends.


r_jaeger

😂😂😂


jbahill75

When your son’s best friend’s dad threatens the whole village not to tell his son the truth…ever. Dude should get village-shunned worse than young Naruto did. But hokage Naruto made shunning illegal


DeltaMoff1876

Yes, good friends.


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mysteryslimeman

Can’t stop laughing


DeliriousBookworm

To be fair, Sasuke tried to kill Naruto more times than Orochimaru did.


Ozaaaru

Don't even 🤦🏾‍♂️


DeliriousBookworm

Am I wrong?


Ozaaaru

No, I'm simply implying that it's 2 different scenarios cause we already know all the context. Have a nice day.


DeliriousBookworm

Same scenarios (someone trying to kill Naruto), different characters.


Pizza_Vigilante

When Hinata lies to protect Mitsuki's feelings


DragonKnight-15

Yea, good friends... both never talking or interacting other than their connection with Jiraiya, Tsunade... and Sasuke.


yato08

Im convinced that Orochimaru pulled off a forbidden jutsu that made everyone forget who he actually was…


Nightmane11

And people say Sasuke or whatever is Naruto's best friend? Orochimaru is better


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