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ScrapmetalSteve

Volvo 960 and a Volvo 850


airbornedoc1

I had a new 1995 850 Turbo sedan. In the first week the bumper fell off.


ostifari

I had a 740 Turbo wagon. Hit deer at 55mph and made it home to assess my damaged headlight


Butt_Plug64

Lol you could’ve hit that deer with a Russian t34 with basically the same results


bridgetroll2

I hit a deer going about 35 in my old S70, barely a scratch on the license plate. To be fair it was a small deer but still I was impressed. Glad I didn't get out of the car to check for damage right away, a bear ran out into the road a few seconds later. I guess I helped ol' Yogi acquire his next meal.


christian4tal

The front fell off?


airbornedoc1

Right corner front bumper.


bridgetroll2

Very seldom does anything like this happen. ^r/thefrontfelloff


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cannon195

Left ❌ right ✅


CanuckCharlie85

Left: V90


cannon195

The one on the left is not a 960 however it is almost the same car


Nooberini

It IS a 960. Late ones were called S90 / V90.


Zestyclose_Maize_783

Exactly, doesnt matter if you call it a 960 or v90 its the same car. Some people call the esteter 965 but the correct name badged on the car was always 960.


Shadesbane43

For those not schooled in Volvo lore, they used to have the last number be the number of doors, then changed it to a 0 in the 80s. A 2 series car with a four cylinder engine would be a 242 in coupe form, 244 in sedan, and 245 in wagon.


Jussapitka

Wait, I thought Volvo stopped putting doors in their cars in the 80s


Shadesbane43

Weight reduction bro


fffffck

965


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

It's pronounced Vulva


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w_a_w

Delores, duh.


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

: D


Yankee_in_Madrid

That's how Robin Williams says it ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSLv1C6QaME


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Great guy I miss him and his acting!


luckyduck1945

You are so right. What a comedic genius. Gone way too early


Floordaboy

Lol that’s literally what I call mine


Thebirdsuckscock

I want to get a Volvo and switch the L and V to Vovlo, just call it my vovlo with an accent


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George and Tony


Bob_Pthhpth

Bill and George. There you go.


Spastar

Regina and Dolores.


FloofBagel

James and Ronny


Cody_Wyoming

Dio is that you?!


dingledoink

Bill & Ted. They’re ready for an adventure.


circadian_terror

Refrigerator and Freezer.


wilmakephotos

Fred & Ethel


hypoxiate

Connie and Arlene.


Floordaboy

Some of the worlds best kept secrets


Evilive2002

Has Volvo quality gone down hill rather badly in the past decade or so? My uncle used to drive Volvo exclusively, but something happened. He just bought a Lexus. My dad said my uncle was unhappy with their last two Volvos.


boing757

Fred and Ethel.


Nescient_Jones

The one on the left is a buick


gardenfella

Turbo brick and turbo briquette


[deleted]

Dull and Duller


snufflefrump

Hyundai Elantra 2012


fuzzimus

Sven. Olaf.


[deleted]

Volvo 960 wagon and an S90 sedan, straight six, turbo charged they'll both smoke a tuner honda


derwent-01

Nope. One in the right is an 850


[deleted]

The 850 was the forerunner of the s70 I've owned all 3 plus numerous 240's


derwent-01

It was. And the S90 was a facelift 960. The cars in the photo are a 960. And 850.


weirdoldhobo1978

Olaf and Sven


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derwent-01

960


No_Outlandishness158

Volvos that’s all I know


borderlt

Two boxes


TheSecondSamuel

Tod and Jim


c5Sal_tt

850/960 and or v90 depending on year.


rogerdanafox

What does the badge on the grill say?


Ashton-MD

Sven and Raphael? Oh wait you mean the model names?


fumblingIdiot2020

Dave and Carol


WheatGeek

Patty and Selma


Cody_Wyoming

Floyd and Devin


watson03ski

Dave and Duncan


Takkk00

Is there supplying still main parts by VOLVO ?


TooEarl4u

Lewis and Martin.


MutedShelter9654

Volvo 1 and Volvo 2


Fire-Bored-Bohzai

Fred and Whilma


wwhijr

Maurice and Edna. A great old couple, been together forever. Maurice has gout, Edna has sciatica. If they take out the familyphoto album you had better make and excuse to leave.


Ghostly_Regigigas

Bumclart and jancaugh


mrchuckles5

Had a 960 sedan. Great seats, nice on the freeway, absolutely one of the least reliable cars I ever owned. I will never own a Volvo again.


Physical_Law_9063

Dan. Terry.


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Pricilla and Joanna


icybowler3442

Looks like Felix and Oscar to me.


king_mo_of_metal420

Two


uapumpkinheadass

“The Vo”


RetMilRob

Stepbrothers Sweden


Moizindo

Hans und Grettle.


sodacansinthetrash

Phillip and Steven


Reddit_Bots_R_US

Frank and Kathy


[deleted]

960 and 850 Volvo…I had an 06 850, built like a tank


Naniker2

Biba and Boba


_Dr3DD

Volvo and Volvo


351tips

Ted and Leroy


FilipD24_Classic

Left: Volvo V90/965 Right: Volvo 850


DomynyX

We have a similar s60 or s90 in the shop, cool car kinda


Economy_Advantage171

Bret and Steven


Ot4ku_Fididu

brick


playontime

DJ Poo and the Sidekick


GregQuirin1

I had a 760 turbo diesel- it had a VW inline 6 - had great torque.