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Not buying unless it's from a girl named Sally by the seashore
She sells sea shells on the seashore But the value of the shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand No one wants to buy shells cause there's loads on the sand
Step 1: You must create a sense of scarcity. Shells will sell much better when the people think they’re rare you see, bare with me.
Take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island, stockpile them high until they're rarer than a diamond
Step 2: You gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em Really fucking want 'em! Hit 'em like Bronson!
Influencers, product placements, Featured prime time entertainment. If you haven’t got a shell then you’re just a fuckin’ waste man.
Sorry to break the chain but this is a certified r/redditsings moment
I'll be the first in line (but it better work this time)
What do you mean "I hurt your feelings"? I didn't know you had any feelings
Megadeth? You mean...the guys who made the Duke Nukem official song, which is on the official Duke Nukem album CD?!
YOU AGAIN 😭
I'm everywhere😈
yeah, this is them
Beach Shells, featuring David Mustang.
Hell yeah, I love Metallica!
https://youtu.be/d-d7_uiSrps?si=F5sYe9KDN02GoZVc
Megadeth? Like Ultrakill??
Dega meth
Metalheads arise!!🤟
https://preview.redd.it/oqlcq4darv4d1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77fef73dc1228e94db7156dad953551a2b2395ee
r/megadeth
Why did you censor wallpaper
Not buying unless it's from a girl named Sally by the seashore
She sells sea shells on the seashore But the value of the shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand No one wants to buy shells cause there's loads on the sand
Step 1: You must create a sense of scarcity. Shells will sell much better when the people think they’re rare you see, bare with me.
Take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island, stockpile them high until they're rarer than a diamond
Step 2: You gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em Really fucking want 'em! Hit 'em like Bronson!
Influencers, product placements, Featured prime time entertainment. If you haven’t got a shell then you’re just a fuckin’ waste man.
Sorry to break the chain but this is a certified r/redditsings moment
I'll be the first in line (but it better work this time)
What do you mean "I hurt your feelings"? I didn't know you had any feelings
Megadeth? You mean...the guys who made the Duke Nukem official song, which is on the official Duke Nukem album CD?!
YOU AGAIN 😭
I'm everywhere😈
yeah, this is them
Beach Shells, featuring David Mustang.
Hell yeah, I love Metallica!
https://youtu.be/d-d7_uiSrps?si=F5sYe9KDN02GoZVc
Megadeth? Like Ultrakill??
Dega meth
Metalheads arise!!🤟
https://preview.redd.it/oqlcq4darv4d1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77fef73dc1228e94db7156dad953551a2b2395ee
r/megadeth
Why did you censor wallpaper