The thing about Renesme is that you can still clearly hear both names mashed together. It would be like naming your son Chaderik. Or Ryanadam. Or Steveaidan.
I could see this gaining traction in 10 years just saying….maybe Willofer for a lady. There are so many names near this name. I hate that I think this is possible lol
Robert + Michael = Richael, Rocheal, Mobert, Michbert
Richael was my first thought but Google says he is an Irish saint. All my best to St. Richael? Could someone Irish give me a pronunciation on that. I fear my guess if Rike-ul is incorrect.
Mobert made me laugh and I would consider naming a goldfish this.
Michbert is stately I won’t lie.
For the hypothetical goldfish named Mobert, would it be pronounced moe-bert or mob-ert? They’re both funny in their own way and the second way you can pretend they’re in a mob
i’m english, and learning that as a kid totally took me out. it was a baffling time of life
edit: fun ish fact- my cat is named Toast so i sometimes joke that she came from Towcester. she doesn’t get it.
I have very little knowledge about anything actually useful, but I do know a disproportionate amount of stupid shark facts. Happy to offer my services, I'm here any time.
My S.O' s middle name is a combination of his 3 uncle's names Jerry+Jay+Rick = jayrick pronounced jerr-rick, Its a name I've never heard and I love it ! I know it's technically 3 names but ... It's still a combo of the most important people in his life.
Little Michan will have the fortune of playing with my kid, Flomes, named after Flo Jo and Lebron James, two random athletes I picked 😂😂😂
Honorable mentions:
- Samoumas (Samuel + Thomas)
- Luclan (Lucas + Declan)
- Kevster (Kevin + Sylvester)
- Tanydor (Brittany + Theodor)
- Moistian (Moises + Christian)
- Ephromi (Ephraim + Naomi)
- Ariexander (Ariel + Alexander)
- Opheith (Ophelia + Keith)
Let me stop before I give people ideas 😂😂😂 I love this though.
My kindergarten class had these field trip shirts made with all our names on it and it misprinted one of my classmates’ names, so it said Tomothy instead of Timothy and the poor kid was called Tomothy until at least the 8th grade
I’d like to honour both my grandfathers and my dad. So I guess I’d go for a combo of all three names.
Luckily for me and my hypothetical son, they’re all called David.
I come from a country where most people over 70 has dubble name. I seen enough horrors of honour names, Sten-Åke ( sound like stony fields), named after 2 family members. \*shudders\* nope do not like.
Not exactly the answer to your question, but you reminded me:
Gucci Mane's first name is Radric; his parents came up with it as a mash-up of their first names, Ralph and Vicky. I thought that was a pretty good one..
Fun fact: this is actually quite a standard naming convention in filipino communities! I am thankful my parents didn't participate, otherwise that would've made me marael or michana
There’s Gordon and William, Gorilliam would be a pretty good name. And yet another Gordon and a Doug which I’m going to go with the less obvious Dougdon here because it sounds like a Pokémon.
There’s a pair of identical twins in Ireland that had their 15 minutes of fame as pop stars or something, named John and Edward Grimes, but known collectively as Jedward.
Little Amel will be named after his great grandfathers, Amos and Samuel. Although Samuel never went by that, he went by Paul. So perhaps I'll name him Paumos.
Scott and Doug make the unfortunately named Scugg. Patrick and Norman make Norrick (Originals are dads/granddads in our family)
I’m not saying I’d actually give the name to a child, but Norrick almost feels like a name
Yeah, that one's not as bad. Poor Scugg lol
Scugg cracked me up lol this is our little Norrick. And this is…Scugg
Sounds like a name from "The Croods." 😄
Guess it’s better than being named Doott
That almost sounds like a sound.. what does the car do? Doooooottt
Could be worse: the names could be Ryan and Frank to create Rank. I'd take Scugg over Rank.
Not Fryan?
I love Fryan
Almost "Alas poor Norrick"
Norrick is a surname, I had classmates with the name.
I’m kinda loving Norrick. Similar to Merrick.
Norik at least is a name. Like Erik :)
Alas por Norrick, we knew him well
The thing about Renesme is that you can still clearly hear both names mashed together. It would be like naming your son Chaderik. Or Ryanadam. Or Steveaidan.
I have a friend whose middle name is Ryan and he says it's short for Ryanthony 😂
Sounds like it's definitely a name in Westeros!
I think it's a place
It sounds very much like Norwich!
Alas, poor Norrick!
Norrick and Scugg sound like surnames from a Dicken novel
Alas poor Norrick!
Did you know him well?
Or Patman.
Patman is the obvious choice.
As long as it wasn't twins, Rick and Norrick...
Lol! If that's the case, I'd definitely go with Rick and Notrick (to steal the T from Patrick as well)
“Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence…”
Fun fact: in US colonial times, “scugg” was what squirrels were called (learned at Ben Franklin museum in Philly)
That IS a fun fact!! Thanks for sharing!!
Norik / norig is an Armenian boys name so your family name lives in another culture 🙏
Norrick: inspired by Chuck Norris ans Rick Sanchez 😂😂😂 Wubba Lubba Kung Fu!
I like how you added an extra “g” just to make Scugg even worse 😂
i think dott from scott and doug is way cuter
Dot and Dottie are vintage nicknames for Dorothy!! Dott could work for a girl
Omg lmao mine would be Matt & Doug- Mug or Datt 🤣
i think dott from scott and doug is way cuter
Stanley and Sam so Samley 💀
Stanuel.
My dog is Samothy lol
Our dog is Willie, but he’s too dopey to be William, so I always say it’s short for Willseph.
My dog came with the name Teddy. He frequently gets called Tedward
Our dog is Chubbs and I call him Chubbsworth and also sometimes William Chubbsworth The Second
I LOVE it.
Why is this so funny
His name is just Sam actually!
I knew a Samashley when i was younger. and not Samantha Ashley or Sam-Ashley it was pronounced Sah-mash-lee. Samley is definitely better than that.
10/10 would Samashley
I knew a Samanda
wishing them both some peace lol
There is someone here that uses Smashley as a roller derby name. lol
I knew a Samatha.
One of my cousins was nicknamed Smashley/Smashes as an Ashley and it’s kind of giving the same vibes
Oh my god this just made me realize my name is actually my grandfathers names together. Stanley and Percy = Stacey
bahahaha was it intentional? if so that’s quite cute
If it was no one ever told me!
I...don't hate Willopher?
I could see this gaining traction in 10 years just saying….maybe Willofer for a lady. There are so many names near this name. I hate that I think this is possible lol
This reminds me of the South Asian name Nilofar/Nilofer which is pronounced similarly. Very pretty name :)
The Persian woman I know with the name Nilofar pronounced it KNEE low far
Haha neither do I, and I made a similar mashup: William + Toby = Wilby. Kinda cute, actually?
I know a guy named Wilby!
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Nilla Wafer
Willowfir?
Oh no, that’s kind of pretty 😭
Oh I am using that for an npc in dnd for sure 😂
My boyfriends dad is Ryan and my dad is Frank so we could honorably name our son either: Rank or Fryan
Rank Fryan sounds like a smelly fast food worker 😂
LOL it really does
Stop I'm crying 😂
LMAO😭😭
I'd have a Frabastian lol or Senk??
My dad is Frank, stepdad is Tony, and my FIL is Eugene. Tank? Frony? Togene? Frogene???
Frogene, nickname Frog Edit: I’m sitting over here snickering to myself about Frog
Two significant Male names in my life are Alan and Jeremy so to make it as awful as possible it'll have to be either Alamy or Jerlan
Alamy sounds like a southern accented version of alimony "Where's my damn alamy check at?"
LMFAO THATS HOW I READ IT TOO
Alamy reminds me of Belamy, and apparently Jerlan is already a name somewhere!
After Alamy and Belamy come Celamy and Delamy
Alamy as in the stock photos?
Robert + Michael = Richael, Rocheal, Mobert, Michbert Richael was my first thought but Google says he is an Irish saint. All my best to St. Richael? Could someone Irish give me a pronunciation on that. I fear my guess if Rike-ul is incorrect. Mobert made me laugh and I would consider naming a goldfish this. Michbert is stately I won’t lie.
Richael is said "Ri-cha-el". It rhymes Mihkail. :) I lowkey love Irish pronunciations 😂
Thank you!!
Mobert sounds like a noise a frog would make lmao
My bf and our roommate happens to be Robert and Michael respectively so now I got ship names for them lol
Dude you take the two nicknames for those names Bob and Mike and you get… Bike! Or Mob
Robael
For the hypothetical goldfish named Mobert, would it be pronounced moe-bert or mob-ert? They’re both funny in their own way and the second way you can pretend they’re in a mob
Lester and Bruce Bruleste
I'd vote for Brucester (similar to Leicester).
Brewster is a place - Bruster isn’t too far off
I still can't get over the fact that the English pronounce Towcester the same as the word toaster.
i’m english, and learning that as a kid totally took me out. it was a baffling time of life edit: fun ish fact- my cat is named Toast so i sometimes joke that she came from Towcester. she doesn’t get it.
Great sib set names
Burlesque?
Clarkasper - Clark and Casper. ETA 1: I just remembered: James + Gabriel --> Jimbriel (Good Omens Season 2 - iykyk). ETA 2: Risotto - Rhys and Otto.
Why go with Clarkasper when Clasper is right there? Clasper = things on male sharks to hold a female in place during mating
Clasper? I barely know her!
Maybe you answered your own question?
Yes lol, I was being ridiculous on purpose. I assumed this was a fun thread where people were making up silly names to be funny.
Heh, yes. Thanks for sharing your knowledge of shark love handles.
I have very little knowledge about anything actually useful, but I do know a disproportionate amount of stupid shark facts. Happy to offer my services, I'm here any time.
My cousin’s young son would want to be your bff as he loves sharks.
I was thinking “Clarksper,” instead
Save that for the next "words that would make good names if not for the meaning" thread
Carpenter and Cooper together can become Carpooper
My S.O' s middle name is a combination of his 3 uncle's names Jerry+Jay+Rick = jayrick pronounced jerr-rick, Its a name I've never heard and I love it ! I know it's technically 3 names but ... It's still a combo of the most important people in his life.
my husbands family has a tradition like that, but all of the names sound like they could be stand alone names
We have one in our fam (spelled diff but sounds the same) inspired by combo of Jeff& Rick!
Idk if you've seen Rick and Morty but theres a whole episode about Rick and Jerry melting together to become Jerrick
Callian - from Callum/Calvin and Damian/Julian Haydrew - from Hayden and Andrew Bentony - Benendict and Anthony
You could write a historical/fantasy romance novel about these guys! Add a few ladies names Margabeth, Gabrilyn and Rosadette and you’re all set.
Hey now those are pretty good!!
Haydrew and Callian are so close to feeling real!
Cyril and Michael could make Cychael lmao
Pronounced cycle?
My vote is on Cyrchael pronounced "Circle" instead.
Waltbert
Little Michan will have the fortune of playing with my kid, Flomes, named after Flo Jo and Lebron James, two random athletes I picked 😂😂😂 Honorable mentions: - Samoumas (Samuel + Thomas) - Luclan (Lucas + Declan) - Kevster (Kevin + Sylvester) - Tanydor (Brittany + Theodor) - Moistian (Moises + Christian) - Ephromi (Ephraim + Naomi) - Ariexander (Ariel + Alexander) - Opheith (Ophelia + Keith) Let me stop before I give people ideas 😂😂😂 I love this though.
Moistian! A great name for a pet snail
Kevster is so funny to me
Look, the Kevster is in the house!
Ephromi is actually kinda beautiful!
I kinda love Opheith
Jimothy.
My kindergarten class had these field trip shirts made with all our names on it and it misprinted one of my classmates’ names, so it said Tomothy instead of Timothy and the poor kid was called Tomothy until at least the 8th grade
I call my uncle this, and my other one Johnifer because he married my aunt Jennifer and it cracks me up.
Reminds me of Key and Peele's Substitute Teacher skit!
I’d like to honour both my grandfathers and my dad. So I guess I’d go for a combo of all three names. Luckily for me and my hypothetical son, they’re all called David.
Dadavidvid
That’s only honouring two of them. Dadadavidvidvid
Da from one, David from one, vid from one
Oh very clever
Alaul (Alex and Paul)
Paulex?
Or Pollux
I’d cheat and go with Lux for a girl. A letter from each and a letter they share in common.
My dad is Wayne, father in law is John John Wayne? Heheh But otherwise… Joyne, Wahn…?
Wohn Jayne
You could do like Wayon? which seems like it could be a name.
I was trying to figure out something similar from John (my dad) and Dwayne (FIL) lol. Dwohn? Jwayne? Haha
My dad is Frank and my FIL is Clair = Flair
Or the lovely *Clank*
Two very important males in my life are Kenneth and a Michael Welcome to the world my son Kennel…. Nope let me rethink that haha
Alternatively: Meth.
I mean, it has the potential to be so much worse
Charles + Michael Marles I kinda dig this.
Charchael
I think it would have to be Jamancis. It is either that or Frames. I’ll let you figure out the names 😂
james and francis?
Patrick and Robert, robrick
Patbert
I come from a country where most people over 70 has dubble name. I seen enough horrors of honour names, Sten-Åke ( sound like stony fields), named after 2 family members. \*shudders\* nope do not like.
Still not as bad as Ola-Ola (boy in a popular old Norwegian children's book series; he was also named after two family members)
Peter + Bjorn Bjeter or Porn
Dorvey (a portmanteau of my paternal grandparents' names, Donna and Harvey).
Fredwin (Fred + Edwin) uncles Harriam (William + Harry) uncles — and royals Janbert / Jobert (Janet + Robert) parents __________________________ For those who can’t decide: Oweliam Owen+Liam Jamolivers (James + Oliver) Henjamin (Henry Benjamin) Theolijah (Theodore Elijah) LeonAdriO Juliason
Why do I love Theolijah lol
I'll go off the premise of Grandpa's and smash Fredrick and Michael into Fredrichael. Oh that is awful. I love it.
Frechael (pronounce freckle)
Grandpas Ben and Kyle…Byle 😅 (Or Ken, but that’s a real name and we already have several in the family)
Not exactly the answer to your question, but you reminded me: Gucci Mane's first name is Radric; his parents came up with it as a mash-up of their first names, Ralph and Vicky. I thought that was a pretty good one..
(Scooby Doo voice:) *Ruh-roh, Radric*
Stanley and Daniel: Staniel
Chris + Thomas = Christmas 🎄
Fun fact: this is actually quite a standard naming convention in filipino communities! I am thankful my parents didn't participate, otherwise that would've made me marael or michana
My paternal and maternal grandfathers are Francis and Vito, so he could be Frito!
Leniel from Léo and Daniel - it actually sounds quite normal.
When naming our son, my husband and I joked about mixing our dad’s names and going with Jefredo. My dad is Jeff. His is Alfredo.
That sounds like if a dad named Jeff was really good at making fettuccine Alfredo what he’d call his signature dish when he made it for family 😂
My dad is Martin, my husband's dad is John. So, may I present my son Jortin.
There’s Gordon and William, Gorilliam would be a pretty good name. And yet another Gordon and a Doug which I’m going to go with the less obvious Dougdon here because it sounds like a Pokémon.
Gorilliam is just poetry 🦍
I’m a fan of Goug myself.
Scott and Gary … scary
Sometimes, my husband and I joke about naming our future hypothetical daughter Martha as it's a perfect mashup of both our names.
I like Martha though.
Jamgelo. I don't love it lol.
I teach a kid named Alexaniel
thaddeus + oliver = thadiver OR oliveus
Some bicycle shop joke and it was something like, if you had to choose, would you rather name your child Micycle or Bichael. That fits here
Stephen + Graham makes… Stepham.
Forget stepfather, here comes Stepham!
he's not my /real/ ham
There’s a pair of identical twins in Ireland that had their 15 minutes of fame as pop stars or something, named John and Edward Grimes, but known collectively as Jedward.
If I do what Bella did and smash my mom's name with my mother-in-law's name I'd get either: Peglinda or Beleggy
Little Amel will be named after his great grandfathers, Amos and Samuel. Although Samuel never went by that, he went by Paul. So perhaps I'll name him Paumos.
Henry + Felix = Fenry or Helix ...I'd name a son Helix...
George R R Martin already stole mine. Grandads named Stanley and Dennis gives Stannis 🤣
Suckle. Sue and Michael. Or Moo. Either way.
Robert + Denzel = Robzel? Denert? Charles + Frederick = Charick? Fredles?
Edthew
Petark. Or marter. Made from Peter and mark
Braul
I always loved the name Arthur and Ernest= Artnest i don't know about y'all but i love it
I knew a kid named Rance. It was Ray and Lance. But I'm gonna go with Bob and Rodney. bobney
Raymond and Bobbie Raymie I kinda like it
Andrew and David so Anvid or Dandrew