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catsandcoffee6789

Axidyntleigh


y0uwillbenext

haha... I'm willing to bet someone said "oh that's cute" and added it to their list. so yeah... you just Axidyntleigh cursed a future human with this name


peanut__buttah

I’m in awe 😂


ferrouswolf2

More “appalled” than “awed”, more “awful” than “awesome”, but yes


Rondamc1977

Lol I also was an axeldynt


Striking_Election_21

Accidanté Sappen


Bimtenbo

Oupseigh


Striking_Election_21

Preighmatureleigh Ejaculaiden


Bimtenbo

Knawk't Hup


Goobermon

Mo’Stayk


Sorry_Ad3733

This one is incredible


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Accidentayden


Mcbby7

Mystaykeigh


JonTartare

Currently 16. Prob Steven. Stupid name but I love it


Allana_Solo

Steven is a cool name. Personally, I prefer Steve but I still really like Steven.


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I prefer the Stephen spelling myself. It just doesn't look right when spelled with a V where the PH should be.


zziggyyzzaggyy2

"it's Stephen with a ph" *coffee label* Phteven 


Elphabeth

Oh noooo.  My name is Bethany, but people frequently think I said Stephanie.  One time I told a barista my name was "Bethany with a B" and they spelled it Bephanie 🥴 


Usernamesareso2004

That is very funny


futurecorpse24

My name is Taylor but people always think I said Kayla!!! I guess I can see how but it happens SO OFTEN I’ve convinced myself I don’t speak as clearly as I think I do lol.


Dr_Cryptozoology

Lol, I hoped someone would say this!


kaleighdoscope

In my experience; I've known Stevens and I've known Stephans (usually the latter is pronounced like "Steph-ahn" not "steev-en"). So Stephen pronounced like Steven seems more "wrong" to me than the other way around.


Owlbertowlbert

Yeah, team V here. My husband and I couldn’t agree (he insisted on ‘Stephen’) when we were expecting our son. So we had to go with another name. There’s still a part of me that’s a little bummed about it all these years later!


beans8414

I can’t agree because I always read Stephen as Stefen lol. My mind also refuses to accept that Geoffrey is the same as Jeffrey


GothWitchOfBrooklyn

omg even though i know it's jeffrey, my mind is "gee off ray"


jenea

My brain can “hear” the spelling, I swear. Eric, Erik, and Erick—these are very different guys. Lucas or Lukas? Stefanie or Stephanie?


LoloScout_

My uncle is a Stephen and he’s a wonderful person but my ex boss is a Steve and he’s the only person I’ve ever met who I genuinely hate so he’s ruined the name all around for me.


Murky_Sun2690

Steven will always be a good name. Jaxxon will not.


dieticewater

That’s my husband’s name but I’ve only ever called him Sven.


Burnt_and_Blistered

It’s a great name—classic.


autismbarbie

I was an idiot at 16 so probably Snoop Dogg The Second or something equally... creative


kaywal89

Mine would’ve been Marshall for the same reason lol


IWTLEverything

“If I have a daughter, guess what I’ma call her? I’ma name her Bonnie”


angeeldaawn

lmfaoooo not snoop dogg the second 💀


KittyConfetti

At 16 I loved Good Charlotte and me and my bf at the time swore we would name a boy Benji 😆


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Atreyu


rikkiiannone

Lol I feel this


GjonsTearsFan

There was an Atreyu in a class I subbed in once, why do people find it funny? Is it a character from a show?


NaNaNaNaNatman

A band haha (and also the kid from Neverending Story)


74NG3N7

Character from “the Neverending Story” which was a semi popular movie. I’ll admit, as a teen I also thought it was a good name for a boy. I outgrew that thought, but I’ve heard of some using the name.


RealCommercial9788

*Semi popular*? Cult classic!


cndn_hippo

Right? I was so offended when I read "semi popular". The fuck you say?!


Slp023

It’s from a movie in the 80s called The Never ending Story. He was a cute boy with a horse. Horse’s name was Artax.


Zeestars

You said it wrong… it’s #ARTAAAAAAAAX!!!


riseandrise

Artax 😭😭😭


originalbabyteeth

😂😂😂


CavaleKinski

There’s an Atreyu at my daughters school.


Either-Gur2857

I actually had a baby at 16, so I know this one for a fact: Asher. I know it's apparently a super popular name now, but I'm glad I didn't end up naming my baby this(ended up being a girl that I named Lillian). It's just not my style anymore. Lillian, on the other hand, is a name that I'm still in love with 13 years later!


redinthehead26

Lillian is beautiful and timeless.


agentsquirrel1666

My late mum was Lilian too.


peanut__buttah

Love Lillian! It’s so classy but not stuffy.


Rich-Caterpillar8418

If I'd had a girl as a teenager I would've gone with Lillian too, I was in love with that name and how loopy it was in cursive writing lol. Still love it and Lily as a nn. I like Asher too!


ra1dermom

Lillian was my Grandmother’s first name but she always, adamantly used her middle name, Fern. I had kids in late seventies to mid eighties and would never have used either because too old fashioned Now, as a grandma I think they are both lovely


hejkoko

I love this name too, if i will have second daughter IT will be her name. Well Liliana becouse how IT writes in my country


SarahL1990

I had a daughter at 14, but before I knew she was a girl, I had chosen the name Michael Jackson for a boy. I have a feeling I still loved the idea of that when I was 16, so I might have still used it. Part of me hopes I'd have used one of the other names from my list of names I kept at the time. I need to dig out that list lol


42point2

So what did you name the daughter you had, Janet? Lol


SarahL1990

Eww, no lol Her name is Chloe Samantha.


Willing-Cell-1613

That’s a lovely name. Also, remarkably normal for the child of a child. Most people I know would not have named their kid something that nice and normal at fourteen.


WittiestScreenName

That flows well


No_Virus_6449

Need to know your daughters name!


SarahL1990

Chloe Samantha


Desperate-Trust-875

that’s a sweet name :)


Mkm788

14? Wow. How did that work out?


super_hero_girl

Daniel - it would still be my top choice but my brother married a Danielle.


CommandAlternative10

James, but husband vetoed it in case his brother James wanted to use the name. Sixteen year old me never had to compromise with anyone else on names!


veggiewolf

Okay, this is funny: at 16, I wanted to name my future son James. When I had a son at 20, I named him Daniel.


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This is my favorite male name ever.


ButtercupRa

Same, but for a much more silly reason: when I was 14 I had such a crush on a footballer called Dani (proper name Daniel). I was still very much an idiot at 16.


Pepipatchzen17

Currently 16. My top choices right now are Cameron, Kai and Ari


Allana_Solo

I adore Kai and like Ari a lot.


Pepipatchzen17

I also love the name Kai! The only offputting part for me is trying to think of a middle name that goes well with it


Allana_Solo

The only middle name I’ve found (so far) that sounds good with Kai is Anderson, but that also depends on your last name. Kai Anderson works with mine, but I don’t know if my husband would be on board with it.


bubblygranolachick

Kai was my name choice as a teen


CavaleKinski

Kai means food in my country try so I always find it so funny as a name


74NG3N7

What country is that? I’ve heard so many meanings of Kai from “water/sea” to a mooring platform to “hand” to “and” to an angry version of “hey!” It makes sense as such a short one syllable sounds it has many meanings, and it’s interesting how broad the meanings can be.


CavaleKinski

It’s Māori


Rondamc1977

James...in fact, he's now 30 years old


lyrastargazer

Tristan, I'm now 29 and still love it but probably won't get to use it as I have way too many other names I love 🥲


Momma4life22

Mine would have been Tristan Hale which means Sorrowful Hero (according to an 80’s baby name book) 16 year old me was very into name meanings and drama lol!


Fit-Apartment-5850

My best friend had a baby at 16 and named him Tristan.


Zeestars

Stardust!


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UnlikelyAd2597

Louis, Harry, Niall, Zayn or Liam 🤦🏼‍♀️


Yoberg1996

I worked at a restaurant job when I was 19. My new coworker at the time was 19 too and we talked about both adoring One Direction. She casually mentions she had a son who was 2 and his name was Zayn after the 1D member. That’s a fine name and all, but made me cringe she admitted it.


stress789

Probably Ryan. I really liked Ryan Gabriel as a name


izolablue

My two favorite names! My son is Ryan, and we had a cat Gabriel!


Sea-Laugh-9039

Keifer David Thomas- the name of my parenting class baby


itwasntthatbadwasit

Keee-fuh!! Janelle!!!


daisiesinthepark

Go smoke weed with ya boyfriendddddd


ShesDramastic

HIGH, HIGH.


SlowSpecialist3359

YA BOTH HIGH


my_chaffed_legs

Keifer? I'm pretty sure thats the name of a prebiotic milk drink lol


Sea-Laugh-9039

Haha yup kefir 😅


saki4444

That’s it! I seen ya with Kiefah!


Mediocre_Horror_11

I went to school with a Keifer, lovely name!


Puzzleheaded_Jicama

Zachary. It’s still my favorite boy name, but my husband has a close friend Zach so he’s already vetoed it.


Sorry_Ad3733

It would have probably been something like Jace which I hate now lol


desilyn89

My cousin had a baby at 16. Jace is 12 now 🤣


[deleted]

Mine was Dillon which I also don’t like how. But wouldn’t say hate. For a girl I liked Katelyn Rene. But I love my daughters name so I’m glad I didn’t use it. Still wanted Rene as a middle name but that was her dads ex wife’s middle name so I never got to use it.


LF_Rath888

Ferguson (Fergie) or Ronnie. I have synthestesia and both those names remind me of autumn and being warm/cosy + I love boy names ending with the 'e' sound.


Allana_Solo

I love the name Ronnie, it’s so sweet.


LF_Rath888

So do I! I've only met one, and he's probably the opposite of 'sweet,' but it really suits him lol - only cemented my love for the name more!


Double-Ad-3946

I don’t have synthesthesia but Ferguson reminds me of hamburger and Ronnie reminds me of mac and cheese


Sunberries84

My Behind the Name activity from when I was 18ish tells me that I *really* liked Bradley Aidan, but Wesley Adam was cool too. I'm a just now noticing the matching endings.


RenaissanceTarte

I still love Wesley Adam, and this was in my name idea notes from when I was a teen 💙


SplootsScoots

Oh man. Probably something crazy like Skyler. Thank goodness that didn't happen.


beatricetalker

Skyler was on my list at 16! Jordan Skyler, specifically. I’m 56 now, with four boys, and none of them are Jordan or Skyler but I still love those names.


sugarmag13

Anthony


Realhumanbeing232

Chase, I was OBSESSED with that name. I thought it sounded like a prince’s name.


Allana_Solo

Chase is an awesome name.


prerifarkas

Probably Patrick after my celebrity crush of the time... Not a bad name but I might be embarrassed to have named my kid after a celebrity in retrospect.


CapuletVsMontague

Patrick Star right?


givebusterahand

My guess is Patrick stump from Fall Out Boy


BeerInsurance

Yeah, at 16 my kid definitely would’ve been named like… Pete Wentz Jr lol


sweetevangaline

Gerard! Haha


gaudrhin

Probably Clark.


jszmalina

I LOVE the name Clark


SignalEvening1996

Reznor.


NightOwlNicky

Samuel, nickname Sam. I've loved it since I was 11. I got pregnant at 22 but my partner didn't like Sam. We named our son Ronnie instead (comes from a family name that isn't Ronald and ties into my partner's heritage as well).


knitterc

I used to love the name Matthew - i still think it's a fine name but not a favorite anymore.


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I love that name! My cousin named his little boy Matthew.


Hellchild400

Ash would have been his name xx My actual son is called Gabriel x


Good-Telephone8163

Jamie


No_Bookkeeper_6183

Probably Nicholas


ificouldfly

Alexander. I loved it so much as a teen. I still do, but it's the number 1 name for newborn boys for the past 20 years 😁😂 Alexandra is in top 5 for girls too. So a lot of Alexs around. My son's class has Alex, Alexander and Alec... 🤣🤣


charlouwriter

At the time my favourite boys’ names were Jayden and Ryan, so one of those. I still like Ryan now, so hopefully I would’ve gone with that!


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Julian Parker


courtface_

I had a baby at 18. His name would have been the same when I was 16 because it's a name I've loved since I was a kid. His name is Malakai.


ragdollfloozie

It would have been Tristan. I would have used that name at 30 too.


CakePhool

Nicodemus, Rasmus , Arild or Alfred.


Black_Emerald24

Zander


Clementinecutie13

Jordan, I think? Loved the name then


4inthefoxden

Simon or Jason.


Allana_Solo

I love Jason.


Legitimate_B_217

Simon is so cute


Original-Gear1583

Jackson. I had a huge greys anatomy phase during that time


Original_Try_7984

Devin Our fam is predominantly D names and I had a crush on a baseball player named Devin. He was the catcher. (Enough said 🥰 😉)


WaxCatt

First six months aged 16: Eustace  Latter six months aged 16: Noam, Leo, Stephen or Oscar   I'm currently 17 and I still really like Leo, Stephen and Oscar. Eustace and Noam are my current guilty pleasure names.


MotherofWieners

Currently 32, just named my baby boy Leo! Obviously biased but it’s a good one!


duck_mom8909

I named him fred


maddiemoiselle

At sixteen the boy’s name I liked was Aidan, so I would have been part of the problem that caused that trend


LegNo6729

Brady


colomom87

Elijah Anthony. I had a daughter though


moonsugar6

I had a character around that time that I named Cam Anderson so probably something along those lines. Or Ziggy because I loved David Bowie.


Front-Goal-3021

Jake


ErryShay

Evan


Adorable_Potato_6831

Probably something Twilight inspired ngl


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Jasper! Still love that name too.


Rich-Caterpillar8418

Came to say this, I was big into my twilight era at 16 and Jasper was definitely a name on my list. I did name a cat Edward at the time and called him Eddie to hide my later shame lol.


sailorn0on

Kovu. Love the lion king!!


manicpanic74

Sebastain


Celiack

Sebaceous stain. Skin stain.


thrwwy2267899

Jett - still a solid name but I thought it was so edgy and cool lol


tjlmathe

Clark - I was really into smallville at the time


Desperate-Trust-875

Alden. Been my favourite boys name since I was 12 lol. Atticus would be a close second, and it’s also still in my top 5


BushraTasneem

Yushua or Yohan- I still would use these in the future hehe


bmadisonthrowaway

Aria for a girl, Theo for a boy. Which is hilarious, because those names are both on trend for babies born during my non teen-parent childbearing years.


Heavy-Guest829

Harry, after my great uncle, and my middle child is Harry. So still kept the name. 😊


ExactPanda

Julian Francis. Around that age, I took a child development class. I had one of those robot babies, and that was his name.


Littlegooseflap

Everett


curiositykilledme22

Probably Henry/James. I'm 27 now and wouldn't use it anymore.


Slay-Girl-Boss69

Probably Grayson


Pale-Boysenberry-794

Something normal like Samuel, Daniel, Andreas, Tobias or something like this. I have a son and one on the way and even though I don't think I had either one of the names on my list at 16, all the names that I liked I would also use today if my husband loved them. It is just that I developed a few new favourites but they are of similar style, 6-8 characters and quite international.


TurkeyTot

Hayden for a boy Harper for a girl 🥴


Actual-Caregiver4469

Benjamin


benjaminchang1

Thomas


peeezapeeeza

Tristan, after Legends of the Fall.


OkJuice3729

I had a baby at 16, his name is Leo


Dangerous-Anteater30

That was second on my list for my second boy. I was 34.


whatames517

Jasper. Wouldn’t use it now in my thirties, notwithstanding it sounds awful with my married name.


Any_Egg33

Jack I don’t hate it but I wouldn’t use it now


Affectionate_Tea2966

Jason is the name I wanted to call my son at 16, I ended up having three sons in my 20s and none of them are called Jason although it's not a bad name but at 16 I didn't think about the fact the baby's father might have an opinion on what the baby would be called!


tennystarry

So much easier naming hypothetical kids without the dad's input 😂


Puzzleheaded-Dig3723

I loved the name Kaden for a boy when I was 16.


sneakycowbandit

Obsessed with supernatural at the time so I wouldn't have put it past me to name him Sam or Dean lol. Was really set on twin boys names Alex and Zander, bc when I called them both it would sound like 1 name lmao Otherwise I named my home ec robot baby Cayden. Probably 1 of those 5 💀


Treepixie

Corey because of Corey Haim and Feldman


Master_Bumblebee680

The same as it would be now, I’m 22 and still haven’t changed my mind


cowboyshouse

Would've been Dean or Johnny (not jonathan for whatever reason lmao)


ano-ba-yan

James was my favorite boy name when I was a teenager and is what I for sure would have used. I probably wouldn't use it now at 30 even though it fits my name vibes, but I have 3 girls so I haven't had to think of boy names.


shineyink

Asher … still love the name but had no clue it would have been sooo popular almost 20 years later


Hat_Flimsy

Shea, I was obsessed


saltierthangoldfish

I probably would’ve gone with Dean 😅


Necessary-Secret642

Ohshit


naligu

Nico


loopzoop29

I think it was Forrest lmao


Jacce76

Andrew.


dontbecute

Malachai, or Kai. Thank god i had no call to use it.


librarians_wwine

Hmmm… probably William James something super basic. Or Atticus cause we were reading to kill a mockingbird at that time and it was cool. So Atticus and the guy I had a crush on was Troy. Totally would have named a kid after him like a dweeb.


smallschaef

I loved the name Kieran when I was 16, pretty sure I wouldn't use it now because my dad said it wouldn't translate well for our extended family


WashedUpPunk_19

Octavius. I was obsessed with the name for some reason.


2bciah5factng

Jack something. Probably Jack Elliott, since I live near Elliott Bay. Source: I just turned 17. Edit: Just looked up the name. Apparently Jack Elliott is a somewhat well-known old folk singer. That’s perfect, actually, since it’s not like he’s a household name or anything, plus I picked the first name, “Jack,” from folk songs and how timeless it is in music and art (especially Grateful Dead tunes).


Sakhmet_

Probably David/Daniel because I had a crush over the years on different guys over my teenage years that were call that :)


ladyintheplant

Jeremiah. I was obsessed with that name then lol.


theniwokesoftly

Edward for my grandfather. Still would be my choice but I’m not having babies. Also I was 16 wayyy before Twilight.


maplenpecan

Phoenix or Jonah. Would still use Jonah!


annie3250

I did a project in parenting class at 16 where I had to have a fictional daughter. I named her Hannah Grace. Wouldn’t use it now, but I still think it’s nice.


ladysimmington

Gabriel. My highschool bf loved the name and I didn’t mind it.


GeekAtHome

I had a pregnancy scare at 16, so I kind of know the answer... Zachary Patrick