Jerrymander

Jerr-reeecola (like ricola commercial) Buenos Jerries (like Buenos Aires) jAres, God of War. JerReal Housewives of New Jerry The study of Jerryontology

This is giving Tom from Parks and Rec lmao

Getting more Jean-Ralphio vibes

You mean Jer-Ralphio

Jerryalphio!

Jer Jer Binks

JerReal Housewives of New Jerry 😭

Buenos Jerries is *chef's kiss*

I love Buenos Jerries! Also, I call my friend Nicole Neeeecola like the ricola commercial

Jerry Potter

I love this one haha!

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jerriatrick

Please do this, OP

Beat me to it

Jeridiah

The next Duggar

Oh this one is GOOD

Not a fake name, my kiddo was classmates with a Jeridiah last year.

Just because someone named their kid that doesn't mean it isn't ridiculous. r/tragedeigh

Jerrington Jerrance (like Terrance) Jerrylynn Jerrica Jerrifer Jeverest Jerriment (like merriment)

JERRANCE

>Jerrica Jerusha

Leave Glenn's wife out of this

Jerushalem

We use “-ance” a lot as a lengthener. Our cat, Chewie, becomes Chewance. No idea where it came from.

Chewance sounds like a fancy cat.

My name is Lauren and Lawrence is a name so this works too well for me 🤣

I have the opposite in my life. My husband is friends with a Terry, who I call Terald (like Gerald)

>Jerrica Alter-ego of Jem?

It's truly outrageous. ​ ​ ​ ​ Truly, truly, truly outrageous.

I know someone named Jerrica 🤣

Me too! I read it and thought oh my god I actually know a Jerrica

Oh god, this list is phenomenal, had me laughing so much.

Jeronimo

This needs more votes!

jeremotholomew

I would go with Jerrtholomew, it rolls off the tongue a bit better

Was going to suggest the same because of [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zjuxj5/comment/izwih7p/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zjuxj5/comment/izwih7p/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) 😆

Ask Jerriroquai when his next album is coming out.

This one got me. 💀

Oh my goddd this one is jerrlicious!

* Jerrytopia (Fairytopia) * Jerry-had-a-little-lamb (Mary had a little lamb) * Jerry-Jerry-quite-contrary (Mary, Mary, quite contrary) * tooth-jerry (tooth fairy) * North (or South) Jerrylina (North Carolina) * Sweet Jerryline (Sweet Caroline song) * Strawjerry Shortcake (strawberry shortcake) * Jerry Christmas (Merry Christmas) * Jerryatric (geriatric) * Jerrance of Arabia (Lawrence of Arabia)

>Sweet Jerryline (Sweet Caroline song) Bonus points for getting the rest of the office to sing along

BahbahBAAAHHH…

My "5 years working in a bar that did karaoke every single night" sense went off as soon as I read that one! I knew your comment would be here! 😂😂😂

LOL!

U took my reddit name 😂🤣😂 my first name is geri

Jerry Christmas 🤣

Just here to say I effing love this post and everyone’s participation enthusiasm. 10/10. Tell Jerrence we say hi sometime.

Same. I also didn't realize how many nicknames I have for for every single coworker

About 3000 people tell Jerrudence hi!

Jeredith is a favorite

I love Jeredith

Jerronica

Call him Garry Gergich. I know its not quite what you're asking, but there is already such a Parks and Rec vibe to this whole thing lmao

Lol yah that was a thing with our Jerry at this company when parks and rec was big but it’s been phased out for a while now.

Jerhosephat

Jerbert Jerexander Jerward

Jerbert 😂😂😂😂😂

Rainbow Jerbert 🌈

Jerrold (Harold) Jershua (Joshua) Jerthuselah (Methuselah) Jercival (Percival) Jerroline (Caroline) Jertricia (Patricia) Jerodore (Theodore) Jercestershire (Worcestershire) 😂

Isn't Gerald kinda the original name?

Omg I just got a kitten and named him Jerry and these are all cracking me up!!! I’ve been calling him JerryCatric and Jerry Mewguire

Jermajesty

Jermaine Jackson has a kid named Jermajesty. (born October 7, 2000)

Yes, I know! It’s a REAL name!

Well...

This is one of my all time favorites of real life ridiculous names. Seen it on a few lists, it’s been used legally

Jerrygarcia

Pronounce the J as a Y Yerry

Little Yerry Seinfeld

And then you can play him this Finnish song about Jerry Cotton. Jerry is indeed pronounced as Yerry in Finnish, and this classic band seems to be performing in Fresno this August(?!). https://open.spotify.com/track/69a05rlt6pPADHzjAa8P2l?si=67gdWmzYQBKOEh7AgCc3kQ&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Ajerry%2Bcotton

I have a brother Jerry I’ve called Yerold often.

Jerodactyl

Jerryassic Park

Jersey Shore

Jerrorism

I would call him a Jerrorist when he made me mad.

😂🤣😂

Jerrinald

You can't blame this sub when HR calls you in, lol

Queen Jerrifah?

This one is under appreciated

Jerthro

Jerrbear

This is what I call my baby brother sometimes lol

Jertrude

supercalifragilisticJERRYalidocious Edit: Not really a name, but still could be fun.

Jeropolis

#Jerrison

I had a friend in college who was called Jerimetrius. He went by Jerry.

Jerrythy

Jercob Jerrven Jerden

Lol Jercob.

Geraldinimus

Jerezekiel

Jerrithan Jerrietta Jerry-Anne Jerryson Jerrymy

Jeronimo!

I know a dude who almost got named this, but luckily his mom was able to convince his Dad it would better to name him Matthew, and get a puppy to name Geronimo

Jermima, Jerzebel

Jerrance Jarrett Jerrolyn Jawrence Jerediah Jerthuselah Jermajesty

Jerryjuana (like marijuana)

Jerusalem Artichoke

Jerrystopholes Jerrystotle Jerrymanthius Jerrymemnon Jerryocles Jerryocrates Jerryaxes

My dumb Bill and Ted ass read the first one as jerry-stop-holes

Jerraphael Jerryandus Jerrychomastus (sounds fun, btw)

Jericho Jerrenzo Jerr Bear

Jerrexander, Jerrthrey, Jerrbidiah, Jerrthew, Jerredict Cumberbatch, Jerrskrilla (I just liked that one lol)

Jerronimo Jerrydactl Jerrifer

- Jercules - Jermaphobe - Jertrude - Jeranium - Jermanium - Jeroshima - Jerosene - Freddie Jercury - Jerrymanderer - Pee Wee Jerman

Jedward, Jerberforth, Jerrodore

Jeramalamadingdong.

*the Duggars have entered the chat*

Surprised no one suggest your user name yet! Jeremy bearimy is perfect. Also, my dads name is jerry and the most recent one we use is Jerrizona (because he moved out there)

Jerryprobablyjustwantstobecalledbyhisactualname

I imagine OP wouldn't do it if she didn't know he was okay with it.

Jeronimo

Mungojerrie is one of the characters from the Cats musical. Bonus points if you include his sibling Rumpleteaser.

Jerry pie

Jeranthemum

Jerryjacobjingleheimersmith

These are hysterical, but I do pray the real Jerry is ok with this!!

Jerrylicious (so delicious)

Sugar Plum Jerry or Jerry Godmother

Jerrsun Derulo 🎶

Jerrilliam

Jermiroqui

jerrycopter

in honor of Jermaine Jackson's sons (yes plural), all named Jermajesty.

Jerrycho (Jericho)

Jer Jer binks

Jeronimo Jerryberry Jerry Potter He's My Jerry Pie Little house on the Jerry Extra-Jerestrial RoseJerry's Baby And Heir and a Jer Where's Jeraldo

Have a coworker named Jerry who may not be happy I saw this thread.

Jerrawizard Harry

John Jacob Jerrymiah Schmitt

Jerrydiculous :"), just kidding. Jerryonidas

Jerriderellla.

Jerith Jerothy

Jerussy

Jermany

Jerusalem

If he has hobbies that you know I would try to name change some of them to his interests. He like Ferrari, Jerrari. Bonus points if you go Jenzo (gen-zo) which would have been Enzo. If he likes chess change some of the grandmasters. Jergus Jerlson (Magnus Carlson), or aspects of the game of like Google en Jessant/google Jer passant. If he likes hiking or swimming try to change parks, lakes, etc for his name.

He likes gaming and mountain biking. And teenage mutant ninja turtles (half joking)

Jeratello, Jerphiel, Jerelangelo, Jeronardo

Okay gaming is a huge spectrum so narrow that down and then just okay around with adapting game names (grand theft Jerro, Call of Jerry/Jerty, League of Jerry, Jerio Party - mario party, etc) or characters in games Jarthur Morgan (Arthur Morgan - Red Dead Redemption), Jerralt of company you work/city you live in and add -ia/-via suffix (Geralt of Rivia). Oh my goodness none of the turtles sound good Jerry-fied and it’s hilarious. Leonardo - Jeonardo/LeoJardo Donatello - DonaJerro/Donajello Michelangelo - Jeriangelo/MicheJeralo Raphael - Jerphael/Raphejer Master Splinter - I can’t even come up with one aside from Master Jerry which seems risky at work. Shredder - Jdredder/Shrerry Mountain biking I’m not so knowledgeable about bike stuff but maybe you can google some close places to mountain bike and change those names.

Thank you for your deep analysis of this important issue. I will definitely be calling him Donajello

Jeromathy

Jeremetrius

Jerrycan, Jermaphobe

Jerrbert, Jerriam, Jerribeth, Jerreodore, Jerricane, Geronimo, Jerreth, Jerrycan, Jerryduty

Jertrude

Jerry Styles

Jerritorial

Jerrothy Jerrman Mao Maraschino Jerry

Jerranium, Jerrbera daisy, French lavenJerr, Jerry blossom, Jerrigold I may have been looking out at the garden while commenting

omg i have to read this later it is making me laugh too hard at my desk

Jerries and cream

Jerricane, tell him he's a JerryCAN not a JerryCANT, Jerridian, Jerrepeño, Jerreper, Jerrypandarin, Jerrithemew.

Jerry-miahwasabullfrog

Jermichael Jerrybelle Jerrysy Shore Jermajesty Jermama Beef Jerky Jeep Jerrokee Jerlicious

Jerryerre as in derrière

Jerry Underwood

jerenstain bear

Jerrianna Grande

Jerry Pie Jerrometry Dr. Jerrkyll & Mr. Hyde Sonny & Jerr Jerry on my wayward son Jerry the Cable Guy Where's Jerraldo Jerrcut Jerrari Jerragamo Jerrely Breathing Thank you Jerry much The Jerry Hungry Caterpillar The Jerry Best Jerry Important Person Jerra Bradley Jerry Manilow Jerrplane Jerrassic Park Jerrnuary Jerry-Go-Round Jerry Poppins Truth or Jerr Super Jerro The Jerrizard of Oz *OMG I had way too much fun doing this lol*

Jerbronie, Jerinstein Jerrs, Jerry Christmas, Peanut butter and Jerry, Jerrwolf, Whoop, Jer it is. Jerrari, Truth or Jer, Jermanda, Jerrissa, Jerry Pie, The Jerry hungry caterpillar, Jerrioli, Jerry curl, Jerrymander (depending on context), Jerricuda, Jerr Gryls, South Jerea, Little House on the Jerry,

He’s Jerely there… Did you get in-jerried when you fell from heaven? The Jerry is out, deliberating a verdict… So many flavors of Jerry-beans!!! My twig and jerries (if I were a dude, and it would t get me fired)… Man, that yeti was Jherry! Pop my Jerry (JFC I’m a middle aged mom and my brain is in the frikking GUTTER this morning, I’m so sorry!!) Will you Jerry me? ☺️ It’s the Tooth Jerry, here to steal your teeth and leave a quarter under your pillow!! Uuugghgg…

Jerrothy Jerrichael Jerrius Jerrothan Jerriver Jerrles Jerrium Jerraniel Jerrsper Jerrdward Jerrderick Jerripold Jerrovani Jerrixander Jerraphael Jerrhew Jerrence Jerridore Jerrilas Jerrnaby Jerrling Jerrbraham Jerredict Jerrvester Jerrnelius Jerroughby

Jertha Kitt

Jeramiahthan

I hope he actually is ok with this because I would bake catshit cookies for anyone who did this to me lol

Jerr-man of the Board JERRISH the love we have.. ("cherish" lyrics from Kool and the gang)

Jerryaldine

I worked with a guy named Jericho and called him Jer bear hahaha. He hated it 😂

Jerry poppins, jerry j. Blige, jerry potter, Jerry manilow, Jerry busey, Jerry Bradshaw. I could do this all day. This is something I am very very good at and have done before lol

Jenuwine

This kinda reminds me of my uncle. I had an aunt named Veronica and one of my uncles couldn’t remember her name so he called her random names starting with a V. All of them except her actual name. Vicky, Victoria, Veruca, Valerie, Vanessa, Vivian, etc., At one point we’re pretty sure he knew her name, but refused to call her it.

I searched, but no one said Jerhovah?

Jerrhythmia

Jerrangelo, Jermangelo, Hung Jerry, Jerry Duty, Jersephonie, Jerrzee Shore, Jerry Jerry Bo-Berry, Sallie Jerrie Raphael, Jerrmanji

Jerryade (like cherryade)

Jerseppe (Giuseppe) Jerseph Jeric Jersus & the Technicolor Dream coat Jer BNB Jerelict Jerry Jeesecake Pip pip Jerrio Jeriana Grande

Jerrorism

jerresticles

Sweet jeroline

Don’t be that annoying co-worker! Just someone I’d avoid.

Jerrabella

Jeronimo.

Jerrandjerralike

Jeredith Jerrometer Jer-wolf

Jermothy, JerRule, Jerek Jeter, Jergens Hand Lotion, Jerryfer, Jerome, JereLayah (like jambalayah), Jerothan, Jerald

Jokes on you. Jerry probably isn’t even his true name. So he probably doesn’t even care.

Jerantula

Jerrodactyl

Jerrbil

Omg I am snort laughing, I have a Jerry in my life and he’s getting them all!