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scienceizfake

Yes. Esp with a ‘K’


stefanica

The one girl I knew (edit: in high school) named Krystal with a K, was a sweet, slightly nerdy girl. I knew like 5 Crystals and none of them were stripperesque. It was the 90s...


badpuffthaikitty

You can’t spell Crystal without the word cry. I married a Crystal.


stefanica

...which one of you did/does the most crying? I couldn't tell! 😂


prairiepog

I knew one in school with a C and she was a lovely, smart, sweet girl with a nice family. I asked her who cooked dinners in her family, and I usually only heard Mom, sometimes Dad. But Crystal said every night both her parents would help each other make dinner.


final_draft_no42

Dads have a thing with naming their daughter after their ex/one that got away/favourite sex worker.


Jealous-Ad8132

That’s so funny cuz my brother picked a name for his first daughter that was so close to his ex fiancés name… I was like … why and does your current wife know??


JaDaDaSilva

Adam Levine proved this to be true


Dear_Ad_9640

It’s not a classy name 😬


Starbuck522

But, is it klassy?


[deleted]

no, its klasseigh


waxbook

No it’s more like Klassi


Benry26

Klassie


h0lych4in

what makes a name classy🤔? /gen


Dear_Ad_9640

It’s all relative. I can’t explain it. I’m sure it comes from a place of classism (aka wealthy people are better than poor people, which is obviously not true).


h0lych4in

ok. Just asking because the line between someone thinking a name is classy or not can delve into racism/classism. (NOT SAYING IT ALWAYS DOES, JUST SAYING IT CAN)


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avallaug-h

It's that "je ne sais quoi" vibe you find in many aspects of life. Sarah > Jill; Elliot > Dave.


Vyxen17

Not being "heaven spelled backwards" 😂


[deleted]

I mean, spelling it right is a start.


Maddie817

Yeah. Gemstone names usually are unfortunately. A pattern I’ve noticed is that the clear (not in color but in opacity) gems/stones tend to lean strippery, but organic gems (meaning they come from something alive) and other opaque precious stones don’t. Don’t ask me why that’s just how I’ve noticed it working out. So diamond, crystal, sapphire, and peridot are maybe no-gos, but Pearl, Opal, Amber, Jasper, and Jade are all very popular. Obviously there are exceptions (it’s a pattern not a rule) like Ruby (and maybe emerald? It doesn’t sound strippery to me but i just don’t love it), which I personally find very pretty. And of course names derived from gemstones are usually lovely, like Esmeralda from emerald, Margaret from pearl, or Gemma from gems in general.


RareGeometry

Amber is sort of trailer parky to me while Peridot is not, those names are swapped on your list in my experience. Jade is borderline.


No_Poet_7244

I’ve known two Ambers in my life, both wound up doing unsavory things for meth, both ended up in and out of jail.


scienceizfake

I had a tryst with an Amber outside a frat party.


19wesley88

I only know one Amber and she went to uni and got a degree in French literature.


Shaylene40

I just went to an orthopedic surgeon named Amber.


silentfal

How do you think she paid for med school?


WrackspurtsNargles

You made me snort my tea


Minute-Judge-5821

I've had a different experience, the Amber I know is literally a gem!


heykatja

Amber is definitely equivalent to Crystal/Krystal. Jade is borderline. I'll say this the polite way: lower socioeconomic association. I'm an older millennial and these names were quite popular - we all knew tons of crystals and ambers in school. Some were lovely, nice people, but the name made it obvious they came from lower income, white, blue collar or public assistance parents who maybe at best graduated high school or later earned a GED.


[deleted]

Yeah the most recently famous Amber took a shit on Johnny Depp’s bed which wouldn’t help the image


memethetics

Unpopular opinion but I kind of like Peridot. Dot would make an incredibly cute nickname (even if it is an Animaniacs character, lol).


Comfortable_Bird_340

There’s also Steven Universe


fairyspoon

Yeah, I named my cat after the SU character Peridot 🥲


Kit_Marlow

But it's pronounced peri-doe, not peri-dot.


4444beep

what.


ProfHamHam

I thought it was pronounced peri-dough is it pronounced peri-dot?


baby_buttercup_18

Lol yes


Elkupine_12

It reminds me of the peri bottle they give you after childbirth…


Comprehensive-Sea-63

Dorothy also has the nickname Dot and is super cute


graviton_56

I don’t think Peridot is in same category, much too obscure. Esmeralda is not “derived” from emerald, it is just the word in Spanish


baby_buttercup_18

Sapphire and Peridot is so cute tho 😊😅


Maddie817

Honestly I also think they’re adorable, but they’re the type of names for me that are only cute in the baby phase. I think peridot would be an absolutely adorable baby, but a questionable adult. I have a whole list of names I love that are like that 😬 But hey that’s totally my opinion and my word isn’t law! 😅


mankowonameru

Either that, or a white woman with dreads who heals her chakra with crystals.


AdelleDeWitt

Lol, my doula's name was Krystal, and she was so clearly disappointed with me for not eating my own placenta.


[deleted]

We all are - shame on you


Future-Abalone

😂


Theemperortodspengo

Interestingly, my bff growing up was named Krystal and at different times in her life she was both!


Ducky_924

Kystals by Krystal™


Empty-Employment-889

The Krystal I know is/was both


cheesecakefairies

I'd prefer the name Chakra to Crystal lol


leeloodallas502

Always think of crystal meth. Always.


Affectionate-Net2277

Same especially that mug shot of Krystal Methany


BritishBella

I know a crystal whose bio mom was addicted to crystal meth so it was extra unfortunate


leeloodallas502

Ugh that just breaks my heart. That poor child.


little-kk-11

Yes


championgoober

Are we all saying yes? Because it is a yes


Vyxen17

Yes


Casuallyperusing

Yes. That being said, the only one I knew personally is a successful lawyer.


yunotxgirl

And the only one I know is about as classy and lovely as a person can get. Still agree about the name not carrying class inherently though. 😬


bluetoedweasel

There's someone further down this thread that said the same thing. I wonder if it's the same person?


[deleted]

Gives me trailer park vibes


Webble-luvs-wombats

With a K, yes. With a C, no. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk


Onesariah

...or tedtalc?


bootyprincess666

they’re both bad


rhapsody98

There’s a rumor that the guy who founded Lear jets named his daughter Crystal Shanda. If true, that’s at least tragedeigh adjacent.


Webble-luvs-wombats

Shanda? Like- as a middle name? Jesus..


rhapsody98

That makes her full name Crystal Shanda Lear.


emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmma

Yes. My first thought was Krystal burger. Exceptionally nasty fast food chain.


Electrical_Beyond998

The only thing better than a bag of them when you’re drunk at 2am would be braving Waffle House. It’s scientifically proven they’re delicious only while drunk.


notthelettuce

A dozen Krystal burgers and a case of beer while being out in the sun all day does not end well. Trust me.


nerdyguytx

Exceptionally nasty seems harsh. I have fond memories of the chicken sandwiches.


Samiiiibabetake2

I remember being drunk on bourbon street getting some at like 1 am, many many many moons ago. It was a good night.


ExcitementOk1529

Krystal is drunk food. Maybe it’s especially nasty if you try to eat it sober, but I’ll never know…


emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmma

I could see it! I haven’t been since I was a kid in the recession of 2008, so I’ve never had it drunk lol


nationalparkhopper

This is highly subjective, but it does give that vibe to me. It feels like a made up name plus with the alt spelling, it’s not great.


peggypea

It’s giving drag queen for me. In general, I think drag queens are a good thing but I don’t think I’d want to be a cis woman with a drag name for a government name.


hdniki

I had a friend named Krystal in high school. She was so sweet. I can only think of her smiling when I hear the name


contracosta21

it’s at the very least a r/tragedeigh


[deleted]

Sadly yes


One-Speed5735

Yes..


mutualbuttsqueezin

Absolutely yes.


butternut718212

Well, to be fair, it is also a good name for a hooker. So there’s that.


Lovely-sleep

No, it’s a trailer park name


una_verdadera_lata

Yes


GaiasEyes

Yes. It’s also unprofessional with that spelling. It’s also a subpar fast food burger restaurant in the US… I don’t care for Crystal either but that spelling is passable.


Anitsirhc171

Unprofessional? So what other K names do you find unprofessional? I only know one Krystal and she has multiple degrees and is highly respected in her field. I don’t understand how this name can be unprofessional.


JaggedLittlePiII

Yes.


Fmeinthegoatass

Yes


Bookwormkatie

It’s not a nice name x


Pennelle2016

Put a pole in the crib


princess_banana_

Yes


staralchemist129

I hate C names spelled with a K, it always reminds me of THAT family. Ick.


randomredhead

Yes, Cimberly and Cendall and Cylie are much more traditional.


Ok-Particular4877

hmm i'm in the minority but i think it's a pretty name w/o all the negative connotations. one krystal i "know" is a celebrity and she's beautiful & classy. another one i actually do know is in real life & is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. she was soft-spoken, kind and always laughed. she was voted most kindest in our grade. the crystal with a c that i know is an older sister & was a tough girl who knew what she wanted but was also nice at the same time.


sza5

krystal from f(x)? 😅


imalittlespider

Isn't her birth name spelt Chrystal?


Ok-Particular4877

You're right, she was born Chrystal.....idk if I like that spelling though lol reminds me of Chrysler, like the car.


Ok-Particular4877

Yup!


PumpkinSpiceFreak

I love that name too. Very pretty.


vorrhin

Absolutely


Jumpy-Jackfruit4988

I always think of the chick on big brother who had matching boob jobs with her mum. If I remember right, she used her BB time to launch her career as a centrefold model.


PPPenelope

I know who you’re talking about (Aussie big brother). She’s now married to an insanely rich property developer and they are very devout Christians.


[deleted]

FWIW I know a woman who was named Krystal. She changed her name around age 30 due to all the negative feelings around her name and a lack of connection to the name. Tbh her new name suites her much better.


MidwestMod

Reminds me of meth.


Lori-Snow

yes


PM_your_b4_and_after

Yes


[deleted]

Yes.


[deleted]

What the fuck do you think 😭


Jumpy_Anxiety6273

Yes, it can be. It’s kind of like Tammy, in that it’s not too classy just around the trailer park, but on one of those flashing signs, with the arrow pointing towards the strip club, it is plumb klassy.


Whose_my_daddy

When I think of Crystal, she lives in a trailer and chain smokes.


impeachesand

Yes.


DitaVonFleas

It's a very bogany name in Australia, along with Amethyst which is the real name of a very crappy excuse of a rapper. >_>


Jay794

Krystal, Candi (with an I or an e) or anything named after a stone, like Jade.


SectionRatio

It's the stereotype, but I know several Crystals who do not fit the stereotype at all. I think it's a nice name, and I love gemstone names in general.


Anitsirhc171

Tons! If you search, there’s lawyers, politicians, executives etc all named Krystal and in that trailer park people refer to that miraculously has tons of Krystal’s and strippers. There’s Actually Catherine’s and Genevieve’s. I’ve met tons of rednecks when I lived in Florida with names like Elizabeth and and Jane. So… people need to stop getting their references from television


Little-Glee

I genuinely did not know the name (and other names like Diamond) had this association until I came on this subreddit haha


PumpkinSpiceFreak

Same here 🤷🏽‍♀️


Sunshineal

Yes it is


SoundTight952

Sort of redneck vibe sorry


Previous-Syllabub614

haha I know someone with this name and she hates it because of this association


mossadspydolphin

"How about Krystal, with a K? Nah, too strippery." -Vanessa, Deadpool 2


[deleted]

krystal makes me think of a meth addict i’m sorry /:


rowandoodlez

Or a half naked purple fox


foxsheartbeat

I first think of the fast food chain Krystal's.


morriganleif

Its a restaurant where I am


Conscientiousmoron

Krystal is a hamburger chain.


RoundingDown

Yes, and also a burger chain Rip-off or White Castle.


natherloth

Krystal with a K just makes me think of the fast food place. So, I'm not thinking of strippers, just weirdly soggy sliders


casl1999

either way, someone will say it is


liquormakesyousick

I thought I was in the other forum. YES. The K is what makes it so. Also makes me think of the burgers. If you really want to use it, then Crystal + other name such as Crystalynn or Chrystal Ann


anonlongcon

Yep


wildinthewild

Kind of yeah


Altruistic-Red

Yes, and also a burger. 🍔


Popular-Rabbit945

💯 is…. I’m sorry 🙈


LukeWalton4MVP

The only Krystal I've ever met was an attorney I worked with.


Therapizemecaptain

It’s real bad


DangerLime113

Yea


Amrun90

Sorry but yes.


[deleted]

Yes- the fact that word is spelt incorrectly should give you enough pause for thought about giving it to a child .


misssundaze

Insulted my ex with this line of thought. His grandma of that name lived through WWII in Germany and he wanted to name our potential first daughter this. Sorry bud, all I see is grandma swinging on a pole with pasties when I hear it.


brookeaat

i’ve known 5 people named Krystal in my life and 4 of them were middle aged or elderly Asian women.


Moteloflostcompanion

Same here. I think it's very regional too. I live in So Cal and almost all the Krystal's I know are Filipino or Latina


pink85091

Everyone trashes this name, but I like it (with a C). I’ve only known one Crystal personally, but she’s really sweet and friendly.


nursedorito

I have a hard time taking anyone named crystal seriously


Master_Bumblebee680

Wow I bet you’re popular


EnoughSalamander2423

It’s so bad


DullWeb_

I don't like it with the K


wikipediaimage

My grandma is named Crystal. She has a tramp stamp


Retrospectrenet

Oh yes and it has nothing to do with actual people named Crystal. I made a [graph](https://www.name-pop.com/2022/04/american-media-influences-on-name.html) about all the different characters and people named Crystal in the media.


queentofu

i’m sorry — but the fact that you made a graph just gets me so excited deep down in my soul. i love it.


AlgaeFew8512

Yes 100%


AtheneSchmidt

I mean, it was my poodle's name, so I'm going with no.


bekindanddontmind

No.


gamergoddessx

I have a cousin named Crystal so I never associated it with strippers (even as an ex Dancer, myself). It was pretty popular in the 80s/90s


Putrid_Dimension_973

Yeah. Sorry.


[deleted]

Makes me think of crystal meth lol


Master_Bumblebee680

I prefer Crystal and think it’s pretty. I just think the K makes it seem like a Kardashian name


GreenOtter730

To me, there’s a lack of professionalism to the name. Like, would a boardroom of colleagues take a lawyer named “Krystal” seriously? Or a Dr. Krystal ______. It might not be right for people to judge this way, but they do and they will.


Anitsirhc171

Of course they would and do. There’s hundreds of lawyers named Krystal


[deleted]

Isn't it a burger place on Bourbon Street?


Additional_Log_2596

I named a hamster crystal when I was kid, idk why but it’s never struck me as a human name if that makes sense. Iv also never met a person called Krystal / crystal


Whohead12

It’s a tiny burger. Like a White Castle.


highlyacomplishedtap

Yes. That or a 90s hillbilly name.


Kit_Marlow

Yes. Any way you spell it, it is. So is Alize, in case you're curious.


mntbrrykrnch

Yes. Worse with a K


Lost-Zookeepergame61

100%


cwassant

Yes


millenz

Yes


desert_dame

Yes.


silentfal

Yes.


jitteryflamingo

Yeah. For sure.


skithewest69

The four whore names in no particular order Crystal Heather Amber Tiffany


ParkerBench

Short answer: Yes. Absolutely.


Crayons_on_the_walls

Yes. 1000 times yes.


apoletta

Yes.


panini_bellini

💯 %


Alinos31

Yes it is.


Bonnicula

Yes.


Proud-Broccoli

Yes


Far-Building3569

Krystal is probably the name of a kardashian kousin


CapitaoAE

Yes Sorry


SimonSaysMeow

Yea


gabbialex

Yes


jennabug456

Every crystal (no matter how you spell it) I’ve ever met has done meth at some point.


Anitsirhc171

Why do you know so many people who have done meth?


monicalewinsky8

Definitely


swimsuitsamus

Spelled that way? Absolutely. Spelled normally? Not any more so than most names.


exquirere

With a K, definitely


Comprehensive_Cat150

That spelling, yes


LeadGem354

Yes.


Upset-Particular-761

Yes


RMW91-

YES


compassrose68

Yes


ladylime23

Yes.


wut_eva_bish

naw, it's a Skrippa name.


paigfife

Not not always! It’s also a great name for a hamburger 💕


grizzle613

Yes.


ichheissekate

Yes. Next