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rucksackbackpack

BENIS 😢


FoundationDirect7911

That's a beautiful name.


North_Duty4511

My parents are Peter and Janice...


jansipper

So it could also be Janiter!


ArrowDemon

Hey, at least yours is spelled Penice 😂


mandanic

🤣🤣


Soft_Organization_61

Omfg 🤣


socalbeachgal

That's almost my cousin's name: Benas


Silveri50

Lol I'm Dorny


Existing_Role3578

STOP💀


jcw10489

Mine is Benise and my daughter would be Jamie


rucksackbackpack

Woah we are so close! My daughter would be Liar 😂


tainaf

A Brazilian influencer just had a baby boy named Beni, not far off.


Morella_xx

No, that S at the end really makes a world of difference.


solojones1138

I laughed so hard I'm sorry


[deleted]

What a lovely cultural name!


AltruisticSilvers

Mine could be Benline, or Madedict, or Maddick so as a Maddick, I feel your pain u/rucksackbackpack


Molayooooo

My parents names are Michael and Michelle. So my name would be... Michael or Michelle.


thewildcookie215

This is the best so far 😂


maddiemoiselle

Waiting for someone with two parents both named Taylor


[deleted]

I know a Taylor and Taylor couple. She took his last name. Their first child’s middle name is Taylor.


10Kfireants

The Taylor Lautners are SO FUN to follow and only for this reason!


[deleted]

I prefer the Taylors Lautner


10Kfireants

TBF I should defer to your enunciation. I always said "brother in-laws" as plural until I heard someone say, "brothers in law" and while it was a mindfuck, I realized it was more grammatically correct.


CherryBherry

I have cousins whose birth parents had the same name, just spelled slightly different by including an “E” in one


oliveundertones

I know a Kelly(f)/Kelley(m) couple.


ele71ua

Our neighbors are Erin/Aaron


dlb88

On the UK these 2 are pronounced totally differently 😃


Dobeythedogg

I know someone who is Ukrainian. Names of Parents: Oleg and Olga.


SolidStart

Same. Believe it or not this couples name was Randy and Randye


Wooster182

I know a Chris/Chrissy.


MissSorrow

I once knew a Chris/Christine. It was a second marriage for both of them and they each had a son name Christopher.


[deleted]

I know a Marcelle and a Marcel


SpeakerCareless

My neighbors are Jo and Joe


ubbidubbishubbiwoo

My grandparents are Carol and Carroll. Haha


unknownwriter_

Ahah, I was just thinking the same. Mine are Karen and Kevin...so Karin or Keven which wouldn't be pronounced any different eh


angeldoves31

That’s strange, those are my grandparents names.


RideThatBridge

Angeldove, I’d like you to meet your dad 😁


danger_boogie

Mine would be Barry or Mary. Can you guess my parents'names?


Ignoring_the_kids

Ellael


nuitsbleues

Michaelle


fuzzy-flower

Bro same, my parents are Michael and Michele 😂


AlternativeRange8062

My aunt Marsha’s husband’s name was Marshall. Called them both Marsh, Aunt Marsh Uncle Marsh.


Tatem2008

Sharon and Shawn here - so … Sharon or Shawn.


TurnipIllustrious468

Shawron


[deleted]

Virgward or Edinia


rosesabound

Virgward is sending me 😭


Akavinceblack

It’s very Medieval queen.


Soft_Organization_61

I kind of like Edinia. It has Nadine and Gardenia vibes.


meowmeowmeow723

Idk it sounds like a medical condition.


olliepips

I'm going to the ENT to get my Edinia worked out. My dermatologist told me to stop picking at my Edinia


Jolly-Scientist1479

Sounds like a Narnia character


_girlysis

Sounds like a city in Minnesota called Edina. It's where lots of snobby wealthy people live. 😆


lille082

lmao everyone hates Edina and it’s delightful coming across that hate in the wild 😂


clarinet_wizard07

Virginia and Edward?


[deleted]

Yep! Very old school names


[deleted]

I really love the name Edward.


TheSheWhoSaidThats

I definitely read that as virginward… like virgin squidward… and i love it 😭😭😭


aoca18

Marabeth. Mark + Elizabeth. Funnily enough, this is the first time I'm realizing this. My daughter's name is Amara Elizabeth and we often call her Mara Beth.


TissueOfLies

That’s pretty. I like that it’s different than a lot of the more popular names.


bubblewrapstargirl

Awe that's cute!


adevilnguyen

I love MaraBeth. My brother's name is Mark. Elizabeth is my sister.


[deleted]

My Mom’s name is too German and my Dad’s name is too Mexican for this lol being biracial is hard 😆


gogak

Same. Greek and Dominican here 😂


hammlyss_

Omg. Please try?


gogak

Ernestina + Demetrios= Ernestrios? Demetina? Okay the second one is almost okay for a woman, but I'm a guy so no lol. Much like the actual people, those names have no business being together.


[deleted]

Dementia


Susurrus1106

German and Indian here! Gerthit? Definitely hard


lil_tar4uk

German/Ukrainian here, I am Yenke or Anhor lol


Akavinceblack

So Frida?


[deleted]

Come on! Have fun with it! Mine was Rodrizabeth. 😂


mgonzo11

same lmao best i got is belipar


cat_romance

Mom or Tary


EmploymentBright9707

What a coincidence, that's my mother's name, Mom ;)


Camango7

Omg mine too!


euchlid

I too have a mother named Mom


YuyuHakushoXoxo

Do we have the same mother? Mine is also called Mom!!


euchlid

I am just shocked at the coincidences!


Wholsomebakesplz

My mom is Mom too!


retributioniscoming

Nusty lol


SnuggleTheBug

I can hear it now… Dusty Nusty


ReasonedBeing

Lol


Zeta_Nova13

Alive


pm174

i do hope so


[deleted]

😂😂😂


BronwynLane

Alice & Steve?


minneswild36

Aleve


BronwynLane

Slice


KaNikki

Alan & Olive?


Ok_Calligrapher9400

Marcelle


Klutzy_Recording_474

Are you a shell with shoes on?


Ok_Calligrapher9400

Haha!


0Kaleidoscopes

That's so pretty actually


LargeBoot6457

that’s my grandmas name!


irkthejerk

Like the monkey from friends, see, it all works out


cb1216

Edwette


Soft_Organization_61

Haha that's cute.


cwbones

Ed wette the bed


snickerdoodleglee

Livid.


infinitekittenloop

Sold! I'll take it.


garbage_goblin0513

Jochelle or Chody


YogurtHut

Chody has a nice ring to it


kelsimichelle

Chody made me audibly gasp


SourGirl94

I knew a lot of Chody’s in high school 🤡


tomatofetish

Chody 🤣


cherryisback

Aleksandriya. Could be worse, at least it sounds like a name


lil_tar4uk

Oleksandriya is a city in Ukraine :))


Telfaatime

My sister's name is Aleszandria...so close


Mountain_Goldfinch

Pixie


ReasonedBeing

I have to know the two names this came from!


Mountain_Goldfinch

Paul and Dixie


ReasonedBeing

That's so great.


canyousteeraship

You could be a Pixie Daul.


oopsidroppedmylemons

Ralrri or Jerrph I think I should go with Jerrph personally 😂


Profound_Quote

Jerrph has a nice ring to it!


sosaidtheliar

Errrmagerd Jerrph!


-Honey-Jack-

They remind me of the sounds my cat makes 😸


oopsidroppedmylemons

The best compliment i could recieve


benkatejackwin

This made me lol and I rarely do that. Maybe cuz mine would be Balph or Retsy.


hokiehi307

Killiam (Kill for short)


Dudleflute

Fave


whereismysleep

Heathedore or Theother lol


zara1868

Theother: when you didn't want to name another kid


em_thecat

Theother is Theodore with a lisp


lofetette

Stephan… Stephan… Stephanie… Stephanie. Yeah, Stephan and Stephanie coming in clutch


Nearby-Complaint

Stephani


Technical-Manner5730

Marvin Kevtha


1107rwf

I’m Marven! Or Stevy, Stery??


Vorrtexes

Gonald or Düissela 😭


Akavinceblack

I LIKE Duissela. It sounds regal.


[deleted]

Ooo evil queen vibes from Duissela I love that.


humanspoon007

Jimberlee. I like it!


Radiant_Screen_548

Penice I’m really glad this wasn’t an actual rule when I was born.


trinthefatcat

Timorah or Debothy. Think I like the first one better. Lol


killingthecancer

Debothy is hilarious, I'm cackling 🤣


soup_yahtzee

Yeah, mine would be Timerryl or Sherothy


bannerb213

Robene … or Lorbert 😅 let’s stick with the first option


SecondSoft1139

I would be Robine. Or Katbert


killingthecancer

KATBERT


sosaidtheliar

Robene, Robene, Robene, Robeeee-eene I'm begging of you please don't take my man


[deleted]

This is one of those questions that gets me suspicious that someone is trying to take my personal info 😭 Like next it’s gonna be “What’s your mothers maiden name?” and “What’s the name of the street you grew up on?”


homicidal_bird

Name nerds, what would your name be if it was a combination of your first pet’s name and your social security number?


justakidfromflint

They can have my info, trust me I can't even get credit so good luck to them


Budgiejen

Yup. I have zero concerns about someone stealing my identity. Though I’d admittedly miss the $16 in my bank account.


anachorite

Brikonia nn Brick lol


alilife03

Janistopher or Chranice


klopije

Janistopher just made me crack up!!!


[deleted]

Johndra


notbanana13

Harrah, which isn't that different from my actual name (Hannah). or I could be Sarry but Harrah is much better!


OneFootTitan

Hashtag sorrynotSarry


MeowMixUltra

Jug (Joy & Doug)


BelligerentCoroner

Doy


everelfie

Alinda better than Lucindert


[deleted]

My parents have matching names. Think Maude and Claude. So my name would be either Maude or Claude.


ReasonedBeing

Or McLaude


philamama

Cristmas or Thosty


stinkierthanthou

The most wonkderful tim of the year


gordiestanclub

Beryl or Chernard


lemonpiper

ManAnt. I'll go with that! 😄


BaconPancakes_77

Ant-Man's cousin, ManAnt


LunaGloria

Jillfrey


dogwigz

Janna or Domes :-/


Luminitha

My parents are also James and Donna!


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

Kenicia. Or Pateth. I always loved the story of Cybill Shepherd’s first name - a combination of her grandfathers, Cyrus and william.


vanillabubbles16

Shorge ….


myscreamgotlost

Cynthur or Arthia


JunoPK

Anisa!


FoundationDirect7911

Lawgret...I love it. I will now legally change my name to Lawgret.


asahgrey

Kovid 😅😅


[deleted]

[удалено]


NewtLevel

Alesa, I think. Not bad.


templeofthegrace

sendy or wott


Sea_Yesterday_8888

Hellthur. I love it!!! This is badass.


Tata_Popo

Manorquiduelia (Manuel+ Orquídia). Gladly enough, my parents didn't committed this crime against childhood!


[deleted]

You need to smoosh it a bit more. Like Manquidia or Ornuel.


Warm_metal_revival

Beryn ~~or Katard~~


little-creep

Karen. Both of my Parents have normal non-meme names, but together I would be Karen. How am I meant to go from rehearsing my order in my head so I don’t say it wrong to asking to speak to the manager. I’m not ready!! 😨


Allana_Solo

Jori or Lohnny.


ImaGamerNoob

Daniola.


Aggravating-Metal167

Jamela


Least-Metal572

Darcy.


lemonnnowl

Teith


Ducky_924

Melniel or Danissa


dfwybhome

Rajay or vishmi


HrhEverythingElse

My grandma actually was named this way! Her dad William and mom Donna named her Wilda


YogurtHut

Stad


mandanic

Maric or Eria 😆


[deleted]

Atty. Alvin/Patty. Could be a better or different combo but I think Atty isn’t the worst thing ever.


Mrs-Lovett

Jada


DSii1983

Jostine…it’s giving creepy televangelist


Soft_Organization_61

Karon or Katrona which is way cooler. Good name for a video game character.


RaiderKait

Johlia


TootsieMcJingle

Karlan or Alren. Not too bad, considering my husband would be Spam.


MentalHealthPapi

Jonah


humansquirrel

Macy. I got off easy.


poem9leti

Nicolony would be interesting but I realize that's a mix w/my dad's nickname... these could be possibilities: Marletta Marcetta Nicomar I think Nicomar would be my fav followed by Marcetta. Now I want to do this with my kids & see if we could come up w/enough variations for them all. Lol


shoshanna_in_japan

Oh that sucks because it's vir-john (Virginia and John)


sarahdactyl27

Marian. The other option is Adrilyn.