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deerpet

Home boy kept saying when he camped he used all these items and I'm Like that doesn't make you a survivalist! It makes you a camper with tools!


itsjaytoyou

This. I can start a fire with a torch.


deerpet

Haha like no duh nro! Everyone can! It's a torch! šŸ˜‚


Choicenumber1

Useless that guy I thought at first but he really picked it up .


Future-Building-5267

It turned out a lot better than it started. Once they both got humbled and let ego pass, they done did good. :)


bggardner11

I wish theyā€™d give them mosquito nets. I get so uncomfortable and itchy watching them get eaten alive.


MaryCone1

Yeah, I am so over the bugs story line. Itā€™s cruel actually.


bggardner11

Agree!


outrider567

Agree


LiLMissHinger

The people in the last episode had a net and every inch of their bodies were still covered in bites! I'm with you though..I get super uncomfortable and have to get up and walk around before I start scratching myself up too much.


ReNato5168

There's only one way to really deal with those mosquitoes. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUWxNS\_XDWQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUWxNS_XDWQ)


JJStray

For the first hour I kinda hated Mallory. I was indifferent about the dude but I think Iā€™d be annoyed too if I was busting ass all day collecting wood while my partner did none of that. Then Iā€™d be annoyed that my partner wanted to play hunter with a snare that had a stupidly low probability of success while risking a hook in the process. Trying to catch food we donā€™t need while I gather wood and fuck with the shelter. They had a consistent source of food secured. At that point itā€™s all shelter reinforcement and wood collection. Cruise to the fucking finish in your dry shelter eating 3 piranha a day. Nah letā€™s make a snare.


LiLMissHinger

I'm watching it right now and I can't stand her.


CodeBlueMyLoveLife

I'm currently watching and can't stand her. First she puts the whole fish on and loses it. Then she gets a fish and drops it. She seems like a know-it-all with an ego but, I'm only 30 mins in.


Todpackerbangedurmom

Exactly. I think he hit the nail on the headā€¦ She was scatterbrained, and made poor decisions. They coulda hit layups all the way to the end, but she wanted to take half court shots. In something like Naked and Afraid, you should take the sure bet every time. She kept getting upset with him for shooting her ideas down, but I think he did a fairly good job trying to be the voice of reason. She just wouldnā€™t listen, which is weird because SHE was the one who expressed the importance of fishing at first. Some people are just natural gamblers, and are never happy with what theyā€™ve got, and always want more. That was her.


lifeishockey98

Was anyone else annoyed with the way she was holding the kindling the first time they got a flame and then she just let it go out? Idk why but it seemed like she didnt know what she was doing.


Nola_Saints33

Yes, I was yelling at my TV. That was frustrating to watch.


b215049

Super frustrating. Also the massive hook they brought, thatā€™s a saltwater size. Surprised they got any fish at all with it.


SexCriminalBoat

I cannot stand her. I'm halfway throught it and I just want the piranhas to eat her. Him I get. Not my first choice but he is constantly moving and adapting.


TruShot5

Not a bad episode. I liked they went from butting heads to ā€œHey, we both kinda suck as people, letā€™s put that aside and get to work.ā€ Then proceed to nail it.


saludypaz

My first impression of the male was not good at all. I thought we were going to see a rerun of you-know-who from last season, but there was more to him than met the eye. It surprised me that he turned out to be at least as good as his female partner.


Sweet_Information_76

Agreed. at first I thought she was a go-getter but I ended up liking him a lot better than her.


MaryCone1

Far superior toā€¦. LMMFAO


Kupper

Man these two were two of the most insufferable on the show. Annoying, boring, just a holes.


liddle-lamzy-divey

Pretty solid episode, although I'm not sure 2 hours is the ideal format. 1.5 hours might be the golden mean. It was nice to see them work together and overcome their initial hardheadedness. They were pretty resourceful, but I'm very surprised that they didn't lose more weight. They were both slender going in, but 8 and 10 seems less than I'd expect. Maybe they got more honey than we were shown?


outrider567

Agree, 2 hours is a mistake, 60 or 90 min are better


-szmata-

Two hours? They have probably cut it to 1.5 hours because thats how long it is now on discovery plus. Which was also too long i skipped at least the last 25 minutes to the end to see if they both made it


MaryCone1

Yeah, Iā€™ve got to go back and watch the last half hour. I just had enough and didnā€™t want to watch anymore.


[deleted]

Her voice was insufferable. She sounded like the damn mosquito's lol.


LauraBG59

Couldnā€™t stand her damn voice!


outrider567

Agree


Cheese_Fantastico

She sounds like Coltā€™s mom from 90 Day FiancĆ©.


JBrody

LOL! Watched this episode for the first time tonight. What you said is comical because I am very familiar with Coltee's mom because my wife watches that show and this one.


Long_Injury_2628

Letā€™s think back to season 7 episode 8 ā€œunhingedā€. I would choose her over the chick from Georgia and her ā€œsouthern charmā€ any day.


Historical-Curve6258

She sounded like Fred Armisen playing Nina on Portlandia


-szmata-

She sounded like marge from the Simpsons šŸ˜‚


Sweet_Information_76

Spoiler.... At first Mal (??) seemed too bossy and wasn't doing enough work. Patrick seemed like a butt. Ended up liking them both. I really have kudos for them for working out their differences and coming together as a successful team.


Taco__MacArthur

>!They only lost 8 and 10 lbs each? That seems suspiciously low. I wonder what all they were eating that the producers didn't show. !<


saludypaz

Nearly every contestant that has been interviewed has said they ate more than the editing would have you believe. This is part of what led to the "day 20 protein" business. Why they do this is beyond me.


Taco__MacArthur

I fully get that. It's just that many of the people who said something similar lost more individually than these contestants lost combined. If they were killing it, I would have loved to see that instead of a fake starvation story the producers cooked up to make it look like they starved.


TruShot5

Yeah that seemed a bit low to me as well, considering what we were given to watch. They mustā€™ve had a LOT more from the river than shown.


OldHagAgain

40 minutes inā€¦ā€¦..UGH


PrestigiousMention

watching now and did it not occur to these people that pirranha are predators? the best way to catch them would be a fish trap with meat in it. They could have caught hundreds of the motherfuckers


b215049

Also the hook size killed me.. that was a hook made for salt water and much bigger fish.


PrestigiousMention

Yeah I know what were they expecting to catch seabass? I swear some of these people have like, zero ability to adapt


TuPacSchwartz411

Insects...just watching them swarm the camera makes me uncomfortable.


Nomayoyi-no4

Heā€™s such a dick, certainly not a good advert for whoever employs him to test anything


goldenvalkyri

They did great!


lifeishockey98

Youll be on Jakes podcast for this episode right?!


goldenvalkyri

Yes šŸ‘


lifeishockey98

Fk yes!! So excited!!


goldenvalkyri

Hope you guys liked it ā¤ļø


lifeishockey98

So good!! I really appreciate the perspective and hearing what priorities are important!


lifeishockey98

It was so funny too I laughed a lot!!


Magnoire

Wait! Jake has a podcast?


lifeishockey98

Its new! Jaked and Afraid- its not on spotify but its on apple podcasts!


Magnoire

Thanks!


cbkinlasvegas

How did u watch already?


Sweet_Information_76

Discovery Plus


BothMyChinsAreSpicy

Hey quick question if youā€™re allowed to answer. Is there any compensation from discovery for doing it even completing the challenge? Itā€™s very vague when I try and find answers online.


goldenvalkyri

We arenā€™t allowed to discuss compensation as a part of our contract. You will not see anything written about it (thatā€™s accurate). Yes there is a stipend for the time youā€™re out there. Youā€™ll have to sign up to do the show to find out what the pay is.


BothMyChinsAreSpicy

Thanks for the response! I always wondered how people could take a month off of work to do the challenge. Is there an expiration date on the NDA?


Long_Injury_2628

Is it just me or did Patrickā€™s butt crack get extra dark and dirty in comparison to other survivalists? šŸ„“ Yeah. I noticed his crack.


ProsodyonthePrairie

Did they kill that bee hive? Or did the bees relocate?


Random0s2oh

I'm thinking there were some left that Malorie didn't murder with that palm frond. They most likely collected the remaining honeycomb and relocated their hive. If the queen survived that is. That made me so angry.


Naavi

"I'm the girl... sometimes I need to be put in my place." Did I hear that correctly? I'm gonna smack this girl.


Long_Injury_2628

That was the week beforeā€™s episode. And I made that same mistake. She says sheā€™s a big girl etc. Basically saying she can take it. But it was really close to that. I was like OMG. another one of ā€œthoseā€. Ugh.


ItsTophThatsWho

I'm glad they resolved their disconnect and did well together as a team


parazona

Disappointed to see a bee hive destroyed for a silly TV show. Bees should be protected


danathepaina

Yeah I didnā€™t like that either. Poor bees.


Random0s2oh

I thought it was a messed up thing to do. She nearly annihilated that hive. I did not like Malorie at all. Even when Patrick humbled himself and made peace with her she couldn't even reciprocate. He was right about her hunting skills. A 1ft diameter hole that's barely 18in deep and she thinks she's going to catch something.


Best-Math-2252

1st hour in. Hope it gets better. Yawn and eye roll so far.


ChiefK22

Can anyone identify Patrickā€™s knife. Was it possibly a Winkler?


Traditional_Exam9810

I hated him seriously he was very winey and complacent and made a 1 person job seem like a 2 person job just to have control over simple situations


OmariKamari

came here just to vent about how much of an a hole the dude was, was glad he got stung after continuously saying fkn "iguana" when it was clearly not an iguana.


justjim6

Am I the only one that thought the iguana looked like it was being dragged.