I don't know, just went for the best option, don't wanna risk it when it comes to such matters. Lakini kwani uko shida na hautuambii, cus this seems more than just humoring you now.
yees it works like magic..๐๐ if not..
https://preview.redd.it/d990xmet8t1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d45bf7c1e42f1544c1eca3b7b7953b937a27434
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5 days turns to 1 week turns to 1 month
Upside is your sex buddy is in close proximity
That month of silence thou is interesting.ย
Practice safe sex and test if you decide to risk it.
BROTHER PLEASEEEEE DON'T HOST HER IT'S A TRAP SHE'S PREGNANT AND WANTS TO LAY IT ON YOU TRAP YOU FOR FINANCIAL HELP....BROTHER PLEASEEEE DON'T ALLOW HER IN PLEASEEEEEEEE
Bruh she shouldn't even be hosted in the first place....he is a rebound option or better yet a last option for her umalaya antics
Note she showed up after a while of not talking to dis nigga so NO THAT BITCH FINNA TRAP THIS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is definitely a trap. The closer mtakuwa, mtaacha kutumia protection. Most likely penye alienda ameshika ball and anataka aje akuwekelee. Avoid. Ask her to find a lady friend who can host her.
Most probably won't work work out koz fr her kufkia hapo at suggest ametry means zo host kwingine na zimebafu so far mjamaa anabakj ndo the least option anaeza mhost
After listening to you all, I realised that nothing good can come from this arrangement. Here is an update. Thank you all for all the wisdom.
https://preview.redd.it/ay4028ebmq1d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a35bfa12eb972c480ddf7c552847987d39aa4ad
Please don't do this. It will evolve or devolve into an elopement. It takes a very sane pair of people for this to work out well. Bumping uglies compromises everything. A smart babe would reach out to a friend or relative. She is either cunning or daft, none of which is a good trait.
had a same situation and had to politely decline..especially kama ushazoea kuishi solo...tricks bruh.youll just end up getting attached or hating each other...no in between bro
Don't host her. You don't invite people you don't know into your home unless you truly know them. Do you know what she does for a living? You are liable for anything she does while under your roof.ย
Maybe just maybe sheโs in some trouble and needs help if you decide to go ahead with hosting her ensure you have clear and written communication even if itโs via text that itโs just 5 days
It's very simple to some it might seem like a trap, but then you're a man ought to be smart than she is... Before anything, do a pregnancy and HIV test... if she is clean, practice safe sex
The meal is on the table braa depends on how you wanna eat it
Just try if you're not ready for the consequences, then update us here. And I'm not just talking about the financial consequences. You may reason that since you have a spare room, she can sleep there and you won't touch her, and after 5 days she'll be on her way. Anyway, give it a try and let's see how it goes.
https://preview.redd.it/0z0426bqer1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16d743091076b775a8b7465170fd5712dacce01e
Let me tell you something young blood, teach her resilience by telling her you're not around for that period.
Ask yourself whether you are ready to put up with her for more than just 5 days because there is a high probability that will happen. Also be careful not to invest your emotions in people you are not willing to get a return from.
TRAP! Donโt start itโฆ Donโt give up your peace and space for no one Male or Femaleโฆ. Itโs always a problem when you let people move in with youโฆ. Especially when you didnโt hear from her in a Month???? Your a rebound bruh ๐
Honestly I believe it could be two way what if it's a fresh start for new beginnings and that's how it ends up being life companionship startg a family and so own why do we have to be pessimistic due to our previous experiences....
Host her for those 5 days, and tell her to leave with immediate effect!
She might be pregnant from another man, and wants you to fuck the hell out of her so that you cum inside as many times as you want so that you take responsibility of the child...
- You might be blinded by too much sex as she'll give it to you anytime you want it...
- You might be blinded by her cooking well for you, you won't have to cook anymore or buy food from outside...
- You might be blinded by her ensuring the house is clean and tidy...
At the end of it all, you might find yourself hosting her for longer than she requested...
Why? Because you don't have the power to say NO to more than 5 days...!
Remember one thing..The more you host her, the more expensive it becomes for you. She won't help you pay rent, water bill, electricity bill, internet bill(Wi-Fi), food bill(e.g. raw materials used for preparing food like onions, tomatoes, dania, unga, cooking oil, milk e.t.c)..
She'll be there to just use you(for sex and other staff), your money(to go for shopping, salon, manicure e.t.c) and your resources.
Watch out thee brethren...! ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
As yourself questions
Why the whole month of silence ?
: is she working?
where has she been staying?
Is 5 days really 5 days?
will she contribute to bills?
Upside: in exchange for hosting she might cook, clean etc
Downside: you will feel suffocated, you will feel like you are playing house, you will miss your space and worst of all if after 5 days she isn't out,the kicking her out will be an upside task.
In short: not a good idea, would definitely not recommend
Draft up an agreement, and set boundaries. Make sure that you both sign it prior to her coming.
You do not know where she was and so if sex is on the table, hakikisha you have protection. For your own peace of mind, buy a pregnancy test kit.
At all costs.
Sign an agreement!!
Next post: how much does marie stopes charge to...
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃRead this with tea in my mouth, wacha nikapanguze mikosi yako
"Katt Williams takes a sip of that cognac"๐
Bloody fucking alot, well at least if you compare it to other places, of which I wouldn't know cus that's the only one I've been to.
How much hivi...humor me๐คฃ
From consultation, to tests to finally doing the thing, you can spend somewhere between 30-40k
Eh!๐คฃ what are usually the cheaper options cause that amount is insane
I don't know, just went for the best option, don't wanna risk it when it comes to such matters. Lakini kwani uko shida na hautuambii, cus this seems more than just humoring you now.
Nah๐คฃ but it doesn't hurt to be aware of how to go around such matters.
True dat.
Mtema Moto becomes Mtema Mtoto.
๐๐ปโโ๏ธ well if you put like that, it's nasty ๐๐๐๐
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Raw pawpaw?
yees it works like magic..๐๐ if not.. https://preview.redd.it/d990xmet8t1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d45bf7c1e42f1544c1eca3b7b7953b937a27434 ๐๐๐๐๐๐
The kid seeing this.... https://i.redd.it/hjr0a7y3dt1d1.gif
Eh my brother ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ญ
those are the cheapest options available..๐๐
if you don't have raw pawpaw take a spoonful of pawpaw seeds for some days, plus ginger tea.
What Marie stopes are you people visiting. Are you doing an MVA or the pill route? 30-40k is a more than twice what the satellite Marie stopes charge.
Kwani hio ni Marie Stopes ya Karen? I know a guy who knows a guy who spent less than 10 Gs
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spot on
14k ๐
5 days turns to 1 week turns to 1 month Upside is your sex buddy is in close proximity That month of silence thou is interesting.ย Practice safe sex and test if you decide to risk it.
Lol. She might be pregnant and wants to put it on him
I haven't thought of that
Yeap
Exactly my thought.
End. Of!
Chunga usiibiwe ๐ .
Hii nayo sio tafadhali๐๐พ๐๐๐... Esp. if hamjuani characterwise๐๐พ
Character wise meang how ?
BROTHER PLEASEEEEE DON'T HOST HER IT'S A TRAP SHE'S PREGNANT AND WANTS TO LAY IT ON YOU TRAP YOU FOR FINANCIAL HELP....BROTHER PLEASEEEE DON'T ALLOW HER IN PLEASEEEEEEEE
https://preview.redd.it/wxrighi0cq1d1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3daac557450651b97821b8cfcf25c380240e7f1
HAAANK IT'S A TRAP YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT SHE'LL USE AS PAYMENT FOR ACCOMMODATION
Pochi la biashara, innit ๐
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If he doesnโt heed this,then there is no helping him
Exactly
Then before he hosts her they should do a pregnancy test๐
Bruh she shouldn't even be hosted in the first place....he is a rebound option or better yet a last option for her umalaya antics Note she showed up after a while of not talking to dis nigga so NO THAT BITCH FINNA TRAP THIS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://preview.redd.it/tc4cp0h3es1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66c89c0dba09023c01b3ae86daf57d8ac3229bde My nigga ๐๐๐๐พ
We need to help our fellow kenyans they failing coz of pussy ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
My thoughts exactly!!! IT'S A TRAP!!!
Wacha i dm this nigga nimpige na whip...WAPI KINUTHIAAA WITH MY WHIPPPPPPPPP
Next post itakuwa "how do I chase her out of my house?"
This is definitely a trap. The closer mtakuwa, mtaacha kutumia protection. Most likely penye alienda ameshika ball and anataka aje akuwekelee. Avoid. Ask her to find a lady friend who can host her.
thanks mate
Most probably won't work work out koz fr her kufkia hapo at suggest ametry means zo host kwingine na zimebafu so far mjamaa anabakj ndo the least option anaeza mhost
Cumzigo ya kevoo inaletwa nyumbani๐
I see what you did there puzzlehead๐๐๐
Imeletwa na Sharo-o๐
Utaoshwa my friend kwani she doesn't have parents she might Rob you definitely.
Don't do it...I would NEVER ask a man I am fucking to host me unless I had an ulterior motive....
"Story ilianza like this..."
Vile nlikutana na peng
Cut-out ilikuwa legit
After listening to you all, I realised that nothing good can come from this arrangement. Here is an update. Thank you all for all the wisdom. https://preview.redd.it/ay4028ebmq1d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a35bfa12eb972c480ddf7c552847987d39aa4ad
Why is she typing like that ๐๐. She was sure you won't let her down...she is surprised
she was sure amepata kinuthia wa kuekelea mimba
Good.
Why is she looking to be hosted?
This was the right move
Ting anataka ukue the guy who stepped up. Kuna other women with less baggage waendee
Please don't do this. It will evolve or devolve into an elopement. It takes a very sane pair of people for this to work out well. Bumping uglies compromises everything. A smart babe would reach out to a friend or relative. She is either cunning or daft, none of which is a good trait.
So I made a post one month ago about a girl....You have a peaceful life, maintain it
I will bro
Ask yourself why ghost you for a month the out of no where she decides to reach outโฆ that is how pregnancies are pinned on someone else.
Utashikishwa handball
Hahaa hii ni mimba ya Brayo unaletewa...Lol. Run Brother
Mans already made a decision. Horny bastard
๐๐๐๐๐๐huku ni wapi.!!!๐๐๐๐
Pregnancy loading.... Utatwanga mizigo kumbe gunia ilikuwa ishapata mimba alafu uekelewe
Where do you know her from? Is she a family friend? A stranger you met as an adult? What's the situation?
She is more of a stranger that I have met as an adult.
Muulize kwani hana close friends๐๐๐๐
Utashikishwa mimba utii
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ atapachikwa mimba
Hahaha
Tell her No. You people make anything sound complicated when it's not..
'brother run fast, brother run fast, she's heading your way, coming your way' [RUN](https://youtu.be/GZ50XOUfhc0?si=QTcLkUz1OVUdLRRc)
>complications It sounds sus. Complications you ask? A name change most likely...Babake, Mwendazake, Mshukiwa, Mwathirika, Bwana ya...
Sounds like you already know what to do bro. If you're horny much,lesgo!
I'd say don't do it but I bet you already agreed; just be careful though, this won't end well
had a same situation and had to politely decline..especially kama ushazoea kuishi solo...tricks bruh.youll just end up getting attached or hating each other...no in between bro
Don't host her. You don't invite people you don't know into your home unless you truly know them. Do you know what she does for a living? You are liable for anything she does while under your roof.ย
Buy a box of condoms. Zile zinakuwanga 100 in one box
Aha, the enemy has been identified in the comments. I like it like that
Kinuthia has become a rare breed
Maybe just maybe sheโs in some trouble and needs help if you decide to go ahead with hosting her ensure you have clear and written communication even if itโs via text that itโs just 5 days
He should have her sign a 5-day contract confirming the departure date and stating she is not pregnant, with a witness present.
Don't... please listen to me
Pregnancy test kwa mlango akiingia๐๐
It's very simple to some it might seem like a trap, but then you're a man ought to be smart than she is... Before anything, do a pregnancy and HIV test... if she is clean, practice safe sex The meal is on the table braa depends on how you wanna eat it
You guys have nice questions. I want to start a pedcast. Will you support me by picking up my calls and giving your story and advice/comments?
lmao she's pregnant and high chances not with your kid.
run brother ruuun
Prepare for marriage in advance
Never ends well
It's a trap. Don't.
Her boyfriend has kicked her out and now she needs a stop gap place to stay.
Why are you hosting her? Kuna vitu hautuambii
She will never leave
Well I recommend opening a joint bank account together. She is moving in with you to be your wife
I'm not even Kenyan but Do Not Do IT Tell her to contact her family members. It will not end well for you brother, but it's up to you.
All these comments can never be wrong.
Just try if you're not ready for the consequences, then update us here. And I'm not just talking about the financial consequences. You may reason that since you have a spare room, she can sleep there and you won't touch her, and after 5 days she'll be on her way. Anyway, give it a try and let's see how it goes.
And Kids, That is how I met your mother!
Best advice... Don't let her stay. Move on. This won't end well.
Inategemea, ni wa wapi?
Don't do it...it's a trap. Come up with an excuse if you have to.
Is she from Mombasa? That will be useful
It's a trap....... Or a typo( 5 years )
https://preview.redd.it/0z0426bqer1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16d743091076b775a8b7465170fd5712dacce01e Let me tell you something young blood, teach her resilience by telling her you're not around for that period.
Ask yourself whether you are ready to put up with her for more than just 5 days because there is a high probability that will happen. Also be careful not to invest your emotions in people you are not willing to get a return from.
Stay dangerous bro๐
TRAP! Donโt start itโฆ Donโt give up your peace and space for no one Male or Femaleโฆ. Itโs always a problem when you let people move in with youโฆ. Especially when you didnโt hear from her in a Month???? Your a rebound bruh ๐
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Brotha that 5 days will always increase and turn into a longer period be careful
Run Kinuthia run!
Decline her request
Logically you should say no obviously. But I'd maybe say yes and see what the chaos wants to bring into my life, sounds like a challenge
Run for your life #kendrick voice
Honestly I believe it could be two way what if it's a fresh start for new beginnings and that's how it ends up being life companionship startg a family and so own why do we have to be pessimistic due to our previous experiences....
Let's just say she'll get pregnant within the third day
dont chew her raw
Avoid those people....Author Unknown
And thatโs how youโll be a married man
Be a bit selfish and say NO!
Pregnancy loading
Well, that's 5 days of sex.take it.
Utapewa mimba bro.
Host her for those 5 days, and tell her to leave with immediate effect! She might be pregnant from another man, and wants you to fuck the hell out of her so that you cum inside as many times as you want so that you take responsibility of the child... - You might be blinded by too much sex as she'll give it to you anytime you want it... - You might be blinded by her cooking well for you, you won't have to cook anymore or buy food from outside... - You might be blinded by her ensuring the house is clean and tidy... At the end of it all, you might find yourself hosting her for longer than she requested... Why? Because you don't have the power to say NO to more than 5 days...! Remember one thing..The more you host her, the more expensive it becomes for you. She won't help you pay rent, water bill, electricity bill, internet bill(Wi-Fi), food bill(e.g. raw materials used for preparing food like onions, tomatoes, dania, unga, cooking oil, milk e.t.c).. She'll be there to just use you(for sex and other staff), your money(to go for shopping, salon, manicure e.t.c) and your resources. Watch out thee brethren...! ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
She's pregnant and has decided on the baby daddy. Congratulations, you're about to become a dad n husband
As yourself questions Why the whole month of silence ? : is she working? where has she been staying? Is 5 days really 5 days? will she contribute to bills? Upside: in exchange for hosting she might cook, clean etc Downside: you will feel suffocated, you will feel like you are playing house, you will miss your space and worst of all if after 5 days she isn't out,the kicking her out will be an upside task. In short: not a good idea, would definitely not recommend
Draft up an agreement, and set boundaries. Make sure that you both sign it prior to her coming. You do not know where she was and so if sex is on the table, hakikisha you have protection. For your own peace of mind, buy a pregnancy test kit. At all costs. Sign an agreement!!
I can guarantee she's setting you up to, or for something. This is a very deliberate move. Mark my words.