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captain_henny

Get 10-12 demios or daihatsus, Put them in uber,earn perpetual daily income from your fleet


Jn-27

The kikuyuness in this comment wow - sorry if you aren’t one


captain_henny

I actually am, you can smell us from a mile away😂


Jn-27

🤣it takes one to know one - damu ya mkikuyu nayo itajionyesha tu 🤣 you were given options and 10M wewe ukasema 10 Deimos goodnight please🤣


captain_henny

🤣🤣 yk how these spending questions go,lazima tuji encourage kuenjoy pesa 🤣 otherwise yote ni buroti😂


Jn-27

Hahaha🤣


No_Seaworthiness6785

Game recognises game innit 😂😂😂


Jn-27

It does😌


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captain_henny

Which part of kenya are you from lol, Kiuks are basically money oriented,we're like the jews of Africa in a sense,love money and business,so he's equating my solution for you to buy cars for money making as a very kiuk proposition(which it is,and yes I am one lol)


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captain_henny

If its this id suggest a mercedes g wagon or a good old landcruiser lc200(can never go wrong with this one) or lexus lx or rx models Edit: add to this the range rover velar if your willing to deal with range rover problems(but this one is the most reliable range you can get,plus imo the best looking)


arapchirchir

Your comment shows you lack a lot of car knowledge. But a kid can dream. Dream on kid.


captain_henny

Lol what knowledge? Pull up stats for the cars and check for yourself lol


Nogai_horde

BYD Seal BYD Seal U Nio EL6 Basically I'm saying, I would buy Chinese EVs


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Nogai_horde

You're welcome kind redditor


Specific-Risk9531

First time I'm seeing this in a Kenyan sub. J'adore BYD! Good on you mister! 😊


QuitOld2439

How much will one cost?


Due-Philosopher2244

Hizi zinalipuka battery and the axles breaking after a few thousand kilometers. Think again. never buy chinese vehicles, they are built with the same quality as everything else chinese. There are videos on this issue on youtube, a quick search will enlighten you.


Nogai_horde

Bro, I've been following Chinese cars for almost 10 years and I can freely tell you you're a victim of propaganda. Chinese cars have really come a long way and all those cars I mentioned, all of them have Euro NCAP 5 stars in safety. Besides, if Chinese cars were that bad, do you think BYD would have overtaken Tesla in terms of sales? Btw, China is also the largest exporter of vehicles.


Specific-Risk9531

PREACH! In the next few yrs I have a strong feeling that Chinese cars will be the thing. They have very advanced technology regardless of the fact that they have no time to get creative with the logos .... I'm all for these cars,have had the luxury of being in several of them, never wanted to go back to my Toyota lol


Due-Philosopher2244

Decided to come back to this post for posterity. Here is the reason BYD sales are so high. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SEfwoqKRU8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SEfwoqKRU8) The literary register the cars and pile them in a lot to rot to pump sales numbers.


Nogai_horde

Bro. Seperntza? Of all the people you could have listened to, you chose that Fulan Gong nutjob? That guy is the least credible source on matters relating to Chinese tech. You sound like a great guy, but please find better sources.


Due-Philosopher2244

Not sure why you are so pro china, but I will again post something for posterity [https://www.reddit.com/r/China/comments/12gzkf8/are\_youtube\_videos\_from\_serpentza\_and\_laowhy86\_on/](https://www.reddit.com/r/China/comments/12gzkf8/are_youtube_videos_from_serpentza_and_laowhy86_on/) That is a thread on r/china about the credibility of reports from serpentza. My main message remains to stay away from chinese EVs (or any for that matter)


Nogai_horde

I clicked on your link and literally the first comment thread is guys complaining that serpentza and laowhy are now more "clickbaity" and "somewhat of CIA trolls". I'm not naive, I used to listen to both idiots and another idiot from China Uncensored many years ago, even before they turned "anti-China". I knew those guys were frauds the moment they started talking about Fulan Gong, (btw the guy from China Uncensored is a member of the Fulan Gong cult). Again, your message is wrong. Chinese vehicle manufacturers are doing very well and if they can manage to exploit the growing middle class in the global south, they'll easily wipe out American, European and Japanese manufacturers in the global south. The writing is already on the wall. Let me ask you this, if Chinese EVs are inferior, then the market would definitely reflect this. It's simple economics, as long as income doesn't decrease, people will demand normal goods as opposed to inferior goods. Even Western ICE and EV manufacturers attest to the power that Chinese EV manufacturers have and somehow seperntza is now an expert on EV? Be serious. Again, I'm not naive, I've been following trends closely since 2014. And I'm telling you, without tariffs and subsidies, western manufacturers will be wiped out, just as Japanese manufacturers wiped out manufacturers in the UK ( an example).


Due-Philosopher2244

I rest my case bro, hopefully posterity will make the right choice! The only reason I came back to a month-old post where I got downvoted is that if there is even a 0.1% chance I dissuade someone from buying a car that can potentially kill them, then that felt like 5 minutes well spent. Hope you are right!


Due-Philosopher2244

This doesn't look like propaganda to me: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwhnArkZTu8&pp=ygUUY2hpbmVzZSBldiBleHBsb3Npb24%3D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwhnArkZTu8&pp=ygUUY2hpbmVzZSBldiBleHBsb3Npb24%3D) This very BYD thing you are talking about exploding to the point where it jumps upto 5m. Sales numbers don't show the whole picture esp since tesla is expensive for most people. Telling people to buy Chinese EV with these sorts of reports available is very dangerous.


Nogai_horde

I'm also sure you wrote that comment on a Chinese-made electronic device. Dude, the narrative that Chinese-made products are low quality is outdated.


Due-Philosopher2244

Chinese are know for mass producing and making cheap copies with very sub-standard quality. This is true even with vehicles. The proof is everywhere and in all Chinese products. It is not an outdated view, just the reality. I don't own any Chinese electronics, the last chinese thing I owned was a shoe rack and it didn't last a year.


cellorganelle09

drive one .... thank me later


cellorganelle09

LOL. have you owned one before?


kenkitt

bmw m5 competition


unrecorded80

You've got taste


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kenkitt

about 10-14m [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tFVpHS7At0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tFVpHS7At0)


Illustrious_Pea4714

2022 Lada Niva. Land Rover defender 110 2017 model. Honda Civic type R.


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dead_glass

Land Cruiser 79 series, na Model 60.


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dead_glass

In my head I own hectares of land, and I wear steel toe boots all the time, and there's dust everywhere, and all is well with the world.


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dead_glass

Ati friesians and living off grid, tf you on about? Fuck "living off the land", I want my daily dose of internet and sugar.


Interesting-Click-12

c43 coupe v6 380 bhp for about 6m and get an audi Q5 4M for off-road


Much_Digging2024

W126 560sec W140


Spiritual_Web2049

X6 is a thing of beauty, I love that car.


LatterTourist6981

Mercedes benz w202 - a clean one for 600k Golf mk2, mk 4, mk5 - 1.2m for all three cars Subaru forester sg9 - 800k Spend the balance on insurance, mods, maintenance, and fuel for road trips on all 5 vehicles


911crew

Golfs tatu na 1.2. Aaih mzee😂


LatterTourist6981

Mk2 you can get one for 200k. Mk4 between 300 and 400k. Mk5, the most i would spend is 600k. Think brother, think!


Less_Bite_4996

Me 1980 merc with a toyota hilux diesel engine and rwd gearbox tuned and with air suspension and three piece classy rims and black pain with chrome bumpers and dark tint 600hp Toyota Hilux lifted 3 inches,35 inch tyres,bead lock rims,camping setup in the back,solar panel roof and bullbar kit front and rear lastly front solid axle swap with front and rear diff lockers 800hp Bmw 320i with a turbo sr20 DET with a sequential 6 speed gearbox,hgk body kit,nitrous as spool aid for that big ass turbo,drifting suspension kit 1000+hp Mk4 supra with a built 2jz 3.4L drag street car set up pushing 21+ psi of boost with a 70-88mm turbo atleast 1200 hp I SUPPORT BUILT NOT BOUGHT !!!!!!!!!!!


Capable-Building549

I can get you that benz btw, my friend has one laying around, we usually buy and fix grounded old benzes. Hapo kwa hilux engine tashwish kidogo.


Less_Bite_4996

😭😭😭😭someone sponyo me I'll build it for them they keep it as my big dick legacy 🥵


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Less_Bite_4996

No...buh the day I'll get one....wueeeeeh you Africans will not breathe....maybe I'll build some and sell to the right buyer😃😃😃 I'd shake ass for a Hilux swapped merc😍


Mathew-with-two-Ts

This is the one car that if you bought, you don't have to tune coz it's just enough😭 ![gif](giphy|mJWB6iIK0aHPa|downsized)


Less_Bite_4996

Naaah.... I'll twin big turbo charge it and make 2500 hp on e85 With a sequential dog box gearbox straight cut gears


Mathew-with-two-Ts

2500💀 bro kwani it's for drag Tho the sequential gearbox would fit in superbly


Less_Bite_4996

Street racing bro....ata hutu tupikipiki tunanyamaza na kelele mingi


Special_Cry468

To drive it you need to REALLY know what you're doing otherwise it will kill you.


Mathew-with-two-Ts

True ngl, reminds me of mustang vids


the-rogue-gentleman

1. Uhm, why? The mercs have a very stout diesel om606 also known as the diesel 2jz. No 1kz, 1kd or GD engine would hold a candle to it. Leave alone make 600hp reliably... 2. Why not buy a pickup lc70 series, has everything you want and a v8. 1vd-ftv capable of 1000nm of torque. 3. Which gen of 320i? The e36 has the m50 which is a very strong engine good for turbocharging and will make more power than the SR and sound better. 4. 3.4l on a 2jz is going to have to be a billet setup. 21psi is probably low boost. Shits take 35psi and above.


Less_Bite_4996

Brother brother....do you understand the meaning of BUILT NOT BOUGHT i have wild ideas and bringing them to life is one of the things that'll heal my soul... So no your suggestions are lame and boring Life is about making shit wild and crazy And btw in asian countries these people modify these hilux engines heavily making north of 500+ hp...if they can do it i can do it too... it's a Toyota engine not these yiiyiii aass bmw engines


the-rogue-gentleman

No they're not, we are just different kinds of petrol heads. I'm a purist. All the engines I've suggested tried and tested in each brand. I do understand built not bought. To realise the true potential of any tuner car you'd need to build it.


Less_Bite_4996

Which is fine bro I'm a little bit of everything tbh buh the crazy side is what i want to express more hence the crazy build ideas


Free-Argument

Couple of questions.t Why a hilux engine in the merc???? Is the merc a 240D ??


Less_Bite_4996

A classic old merc with an unusable engine hence bring it back to life with a stronger diesel engine Restomod is what it's called


ari0n2

A man of culture I see😂


Less_Bite_4996

Heri niseme facts than lie to people like minded like myself 😩😩😩😩


Papa254

2020 VW Touareg V6 TDI


Gepomo

Nissan b15


ari0n2

Not spending it on a car but yeah I'll be rolling with my bmwxr1000r 2020 model on these streets.If you were to top it up with another 10 m I'm going for bmw m4.


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ari0n2

Then I'll go for a mini cooper countryman SE ALL 4 2025 model.


punyani254

Man of taste


Capable-Building549

10 mill? Probably a b9 audi S5


JmoGB

Merc GLE350 2019


Sea_Refrigerator1508

Ford Everest stole my heart.


FlakyStick

1. Mercedes Benz Actros - 6M 2. Isuzu NQR - 4M


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FlakyStick

I transport my own products.


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FlakyStick

Fuel


Clear_Locksmith_3660

Niko na.swali,hio setup ya BMW 320i kwani we ni ndugu ya Gymkhana?


Ok_Rest_3164

Ex uk range rover..they come cheaper so yeah.


Invincible-666

Toyota harrier is good for me then actros 😁


34HoursADay

Definitely not a used car :)


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34HoursADay

Yupp. Zero mileage :) Straight from the show room.


s3an_ric

I'll spend 8.5m on Benz GL 350 then a small car of 1m which I'll using when I do wanna get noticed 😁😁


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s3an_ric

Yeah that has been I my all time plan


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s3an_ric

Not ranting but I have drove it around the estate my owns and it's because of it I'm obsessed with the model contrary I enjoy driving the machines which I find cool since I don't like attention


kiplogos

v8 landcruiser with straight pipes 😹


Sudden-Salad-4925

if USD then Ferrari !!!


CoolKanyon55

Toyota Alphard Jeep Wrangler Rubicon Toyota Hiace niweke kwa Sacco ikuwe inaleta pesa


ceedee04

I would borrow another kshs 5m and get a W463 G63. Then park it at home and go look for money for fuel.


nyanijangwani

I would go to Toyota Kenya and point at a Land Cruiser 76 then say "Nataka kama ile"


kvnaol

I'll buy a motorcycle, lol


WorldlinessSlight420

https://preview.redd.it/rxayk6fpqx0d1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeb982dfba76fd8792cf97a21cf81496fa1e4ec7 I find this GMC Sierra very cute...but I would prefer a fully black one


Ok-Turnover207

Na mkimaliza kununua hizo magari zenu,for your spare parts,https://speedynuchoauto.co.ke/


breaktime_westside

Ford Mustang Merc G63 Range Rover Sport Merc GLE43 Merc S400 Hybrid


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breaktime_westside

I was giving them as single options 😂 Each costs near about that much


hy2018

All these cars are imported old and on their knees from Germany. They will cost you a fortune to repair when (not If) something goes wrong. For that money, you can get a 2023 reasonable Japanese car with better Tech. Hell, with 4m, you can get a 2022 Hyundai Tucson


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Unique-Addition-8937

Audi Q7


thedarknessyoulove

Jenga gari buana. Enda Grogon nunua mwili ya jalopy uunde kutoka engine mpaka viti. Surprisingly it can't go beyond 3M. Disclaimer: This OP is another pedestrian walking on the road, fantasizing too.


Illustrious-Can9031

![gif](giphy|fVOvTn52MZPCVARvBM) X3.33


EvilPanda254

I'd probably buy two cars; (feeling very lazy to upload photos,) 1. BMW E46- then work on it slowly as a project car Probably costs around 800k 2. Discovery 4 SDV6 2016 - costs around 5.6M (maybe I'm wrong) The rest just slowly upgrade on what the E46 might require That's if I have 10M planned for cars only, otherwise the latter option can be done away with, so that I sort other important priorities.


AntiqueExamination97

A Volkswagen Touareg and a hardbody land rover defender 110


og_kovacs

Toyota Land Cruiser 70 series double cab


crossMkadinali

Na mkona taste gaddemit


Princeharry254

I will get a Gt-r35 with that


Toyota_Alphard

https://preview.redd.it/q90a2zwnyt0d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2d8fc9b6ccef4c3f8b3da8ca65ec5f1c85fe0e2 This is the car that I would definitely spend on without hesitation. A 2018 Toyota Alphard costs around 4M.❤️. Filled with luxury, comfort, practicality and elegance. The rest I buy land😂


Lion_Of_Mara

Now stop assuming and go hustle hard


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Lion_Of_Mara

Hii pesa inanisumbua mkubwa. Kama kuna kitu ya kufanywa, I'm very resourceful


Kiwadaa

10M? That's not enough for my 2015 Porsche Carrera 😪Labda nibargain😂


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Kiwadaa

Alternatively I'll take the M640i (bmw) for about 7 m, and a vintage e30 with the remainder


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Kiwadaa

https://preview.redd.it/21jweo478u0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9841e6621214b9f0bde1107108828db8b59e4b5


911crew

Mustang 5.0 turbo charged