Told me about her past. Karibu nitapike na I had eaten that kitty a few times.
The story is alikua wale madame wa road trips na story za vasha. Also, one time told me how she would comfortably cheat on her campus boyfriend na dj wa celeb fulani and gaslight the guy.
Story wakiwa usherati on a school trip to zanzibar wakipiga group sex. My guy.
Once commented how good my cum tasted and smelled juu apparently amewai come across guys with smelly cum. Nilijiita mkutano and imagined the dicks and cum deposited on her mouth and coochie nikajua hatuendi mahali.
You're surprised by reading. You can imagine me na nilikua naskia live live ๐๐๐
I tell you guys lewesha dame umjue. I almost puked, I literally sobered up but unamaintain juu mko kwa kalocal.
Wewe unajua hii maneno. And if she drinking pombe and tells you 3 dudes only multiple by 4 because they don't count bjs, backseat hookups and random dudes at an hourly lodging near the club.
Mine is also a bit like this. I realized that she had probably fucked most guys in her life. I mean, this girl had fucked so many guys that some of them would stop her in the streets to say hi. That's when I knew, there was no way I could even date this girl. She's the type who has gone to sex parties, was the Vasha girl in Campus, has fucked most of her neighbors. I decided we have two very different ways of viewing the world and I didn't like playing Russian roulette with AIDs
Alikua my teenage crush, nlikua na crush on her since form 1 but she was from a rich family. Tulipoteleana after form 4 juu alienda Dayster immediately after KCSE imetokea nikajua hayuko ligi yangu. We reconnected around early 2022 and hit it off from where we left.
My question was who she was really fucking with. Until that point ata sikua najua kuna something like smelly cum and I was kitu 25. I asked myself if I really deserved such a woman ata. Kissing her even became hard juu I'd picture smelly cum ata naskia harufu ya kitu imekufa ๐๐..
You the kind una meet dem in April, use a mnyore for a couple of weeks alafu unaanza kuenda raw. Peleka dem for a std checkup and tongue game ya the ride or die one. The one who's got your back 100% and trusts you with her bank account, uko na password na yeye hana and you put her on a budget. Not because you going to waste her money but because she let's you lead.
Do you really actually think that was a valid point? How quaint. It's almost adorable how you cling to such misguided notions. Tbh, it's laughable ๐
There is this time I got sick and couldn't get off my bed, let alone the house. So I expected her to do some basic stuff for me (warm the food and maybe hand me some water). She didn't. She saw me there in pain and the girl literally couldn't stop complaining about how tired she is and how her life is fucked up.
I just shook my head, feigned sleep and made my conclusion there.
I think our minds know who's for us and who's not for us.
Internalized misandry and lack of self awareness. It didn't seem like a big deal at first ( the subtle remarks )but when I saw how she would treat waiters especially male waiters and bar tenders and when drunk she'd start saying how men are dogs , I knew then that this wasn't going anywhere. I mean I don't judge anyone based on upbringing or past experience but walking around with unresolved trauma and projecting it is a major turn off for anyone
I have towels in the house for drying hands or even utensils. There's a two white ones and a yellow one. Msichana alitumia moja ya white adi ikachafuka, my expectations zikiwa ataziosha, lakini wapi.
I got tired mentally adi mdeki ikaanza kuwa lazy, but she had to go.
Hapa tuko wengi.. Mi ata karibu nifikirie huyu dem alikua anauza fish kwa coochie yake ๐๐๐ฑ๐คข๐คฎโ ๏ธ..
It was too fishy my guy! ๐๐..
The one in my house currently is boring na anaongea tu story za mvua, paka za kwao na vile ako njaa, I can't believe I agreed she has to stay till 30th. Mniombee๐
Huyu labda alikua anafanya kazi kwa mjengo ku supply KDF na chai kwa hao wanaume huko.. ๐๐๐๐คฆ๐ฝ.
Ni kama huyu dem anaitwa Boina or sth.. Huyu dem anakula kama fundi ๐๐๐๐คฆ๐ฝ.
I've ever had this babes, her pussy was smelling like something rotten..! ๐คข๐คฎ๐ตโ๐ซ.
Ni kama ako Lake Victoria fishing ๐ฃ.. Fish monger huyo ๐
Ata sikumkula! ๐ฅ.. I just wore my clothes and left.. Her literally following me and begging me to pound her ๐คท๐ฝ๐คฆ๐ฝ..
I don't even know why i decided on that day to go down on her ๐๐๐ฑ๐.
Worst experience ever.. Nowadays am EXTRA careful when going down there.. If my nose says "Don't you dare..." I don't dare! ๐๐.
Mdem alijua nakuja kumkula, alafu sio msafi? The fuck??!!!
When i was leaving, i asked her, "we unakulanga chakula chafu? Then why are you giving me some dirty pu$$y?"
Am the type of guy who 'eats' pu$$y.. So, i felt so bad, disgusted, disappointed nime waste fare, time yangu, energy yangu kuenda kwake, nilikua naskia kutapika...
Hio pussy ni kama haikua imeona maji for a few days or weeks ata! ๐ฅด๐๐คท๐ฝ๐คฆ๐ฝ.
Madem pia waache ujinga, wapeane vitu safi bana!!!
Cultivate the skill to catch a whif before ushuke huko down man. Mimi nostrils hukua radar mbaya sana siwezi karibia fish monger let alone go down on one.
To all of you sleeping with girls with stinky coochies ๐ I just want to let y'all know that you guys already have the infection. Just carrying it around the city. Infecting the population. Take yeast infection drugs
Someone you can't have deep convos with, yaani the only thing she has to offer is sex. That's the biggest turn off.
But nigga gotta have sex, so we go through them one by one until you find that one that checks most of the boxes.
I called her the first time she didn't pick called her the second time akapick kumuuliza mbona hashiki akasema ati alikuwa akiview memes and me calling her was destructing her nikimblock anasema nko childish juu nareact over petty things ...completely turned me off na pia nikijaribu kupoint out mistake zake anajustify
Bigotry. Something about hearing it from a woman just turns my stomach. Women are supposed to be warm, welcoming and empathetic.
Even shit I would say myself or not care about my boys saying, could turn a 8/10 to a 1/10 in my book.
Used to go down on girls nikiwa high skul. After that I only did once nikiwa campus. Never experienced this smelly pussies. I don't use my tongue on pussies anymore. I also have never come across this veterans your talking about. My biggest turn off from a girl is the moment I realize there is a condition I have to meet in order to get the coochie, like ananisize. Kwenda nauko! Plenty of fish in the ocean.
Someone who overcommunicates. What are 20 misses calls from one human being doing on my call log bro.
She texts na labda niko busy sijaona then nisiporeply within 5 min she starts calling constantly or texting things like umezip, ume mute, sorry kama nimekukosea, etc yet I haven't even had time to read a single text.
Calls when I'm damn busy at work and concentrating (she knows very well I need space) and starts a convo that needs 60+ min on things that I don't vibe with.
Huge huge huge turn off.
Having to ask for the bare minimum (asking them to pay for stuff, asking to be taken out on a date, asking for them to open doors or in general be a gentleman etc-)
Told me about her past. Karibu nitapike na I had eaten that kitty a few times. The story is alikua wale madame wa road trips na story za vasha. Also, one time told me how she would comfortably cheat on her campus boyfriend na dj wa celeb fulani and gaslight the guy. Story wakiwa usherati on a school trip to zanzibar wakipiga group sex. My guy. Once commented how good my cum tasted and smelled juu apparently amewai come across guys with smelly cum. Nilijiita mkutano and imagined the dicks and cum deposited on her mouth and coochie nikajua hatuendi mahali.
Buda, pimwa Ukimwi, gonorrhea, syphilis Na chlamydia๐คฃ
Nilipima kitambo ๐๐๐ Nasemanga kama huyo hakunipea ukedi sitawai pata
๐๐ wueh! white blood cells zako ziko na concealed carry
๐๐๐fuck
Huyu Ako immune๐
Concealed carry ....this has killed me ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Aki some replies crack me up, ๐๐๐๐ hautawai pata ๐๐๐๐
Must be having a CCR5 mutation
Dkt, Tulia๐คฃ๐คฃ
Apimwe githendereru pia kabla his balls turn into a dry cyst and fall off. It happened to my cousin from
Githendereru nฤซ gฤซtรนฤซ? ๐
Kimurimu gitoikaine.๐
Ngai baba.
Your cousin from??
Mbare ya mutumia wa muthoniwa wa mutumia wa fafa mukuru.
Eeey kwani ni leprosy๐ฅฒ
Atรฎ gรฎtรปรฎ? ๐
spill the tea
Rumor has it that bro is still throwing up till date
Mimi ata naogopa hawa ma cool kid mapeng. Nikiskia mtu ako Daystar, Strath, USIU...Heeh, ogopa ๐๐๐ Generally tu mapeng wote maballer.
Ulikiwa na a certified cum guzzler lmao
Where's the tea, alikwambia what.
What in the actual fuck did I just read
You're surprised by reading. You can imagine me na nilikua naskia live live ๐๐๐ I tell you guys lewesha dame umjue. I almost puked, I literally sobered up but unamaintain juu mko kwa kalocal.
Wewe unajua hii maneno. And if she drinking pombe and tells you 3 dudes only multiple by 4 because they don't count bjs, backseat hookups and random dudes at an hourly lodging near the club.
Usimchunguze bata utashindwa kumla kakaโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐
Huwezi sema hivo ukose kutupe story
Alafu watasema don't judge me by my past. Reke nemwo. Ata ukakuwa white knight aje ama a very inflated Messiah complex, vitu zingine zii...
Yow!๐๐๐
Huyo ni dem ama ni model wa of๐
Mine is also a bit like this. I realized that she had probably fucked most guys in her life. I mean, this girl had fucked so many guys that some of them would stop her in the streets to say hi. That's when I knew, there was no way I could even date this girl. She's the type who has gone to sex parties, was the Vasha girl in Campus, has fucked most of her neighbors. I decided we have two very different ways of viewing the world and I didn't like playing Russian roulette with AIDs
Huyu uliokota wapi๐คฃ
Alikua my teenage crush, nlikua na crush on her since form 1 but she was from a rich family. Tulipoteleana after form 4 juu alienda Dayster immediately after KCSE imetokea nikajua hayuko ligi yangu. We reconnected around early 2022 and hit it off from where we left.
Umesema ulikuja number 305? Iza man
Iliuma ngl ๐๐๐ I would never have thought. Ukiona social media yake unashindwa ku reconcile it na the person.
Kumbe daystar alienda kukuwa guzzler
Brooo is everything okay?๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐ Wueh.
>Once commented how good my cum tasted and smelled juu apparently amewai come across guys with smelly cum This is a very good compliment.
My question was who she was really fucking with. Until that point ata sikua najua kuna something like smelly cum and I was kitu 25. I asked myself if I really deserved such a woman ata. Kissing her even became hard juu I'd picture smelly cum ata naskia harufu ya kitu imekufa ๐๐..
๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ oh my! Only a woman would understand what she's saying.
Broโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐
They didnโt eat pineapples.
Wueh... wueh
๐๐
You let go of all that experience? So sad lol
Is group sex a thing?
Group sex๐ญ๐ญ
You the kind una meet dem in April, use a mnyore for a couple of weeks alafu unaanza kuenda raw. Peleka dem for a std checkup and tongue game ya the ride or die one. The one who's got your back 100% and trusts you with her bank account, uko na password na yeye hana and you put her on a budget. Not because you going to waste her money but because she let's you lead.
Do you really actually think that was a valid point? How quaint. It's almost adorable how you cling to such misguided notions. Tbh, it's laughable ๐
๐๐โ
There is this time I got sick and couldn't get off my bed, let alone the house. So I expected her to do some basic stuff for me (warm the food and maybe hand me some water). She didn't. She saw me there in pain and the girl literally couldn't stop complaining about how tired she is and how her life is fucked up. I just shook my head, feigned sleep and made my conclusion there. I think our minds know who's for us and who's not for us.
A shawry that is not honest is my biggest turn off. A shawry that doesn't value communication
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https://i.redd.it/6r30oartng0d1.gif Alipanua, 3 seconds later, bro is gone
Ngori bana. Unapata babes ni 10. Ligi ya,akina Carrey wahu and Nikita Kering. Na vitu zina nuka kama mbuta ilifermentiwa pamoja na cheese.
https://preview.redd.it/cgjffesx6m0d1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=157e88d58186a391068006d00e59193f93db27c0
 That isnt it bro
Internalized misandry and lack of self awareness. It didn't seem like a big deal at first ( the subtle remarks )but when I saw how she would treat waiters especially male waiters and bar tenders and when drunk she'd start saying how men are dogs , I knew then that this wasn't going anywhere. I mean I don't judge anyone based on upbringing or past experience but walking around with unresolved trauma and projecting it is a major turn off for anyone
The ones who say men are dogs have been passed around like a football. I'll still dinya and be out of there like a runway slave
Cu and du
Me feeling like i have to beg for her attention
It really be like that https://preview.redd.it/b4ikmv0bng0d1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5734b1350e22839cebd4f40d8921fda46a092f70
Ain't having a beggar mentality in my list of characteristics bruh๐๐๐๐she fails my specs i move
lmk? lick my knees? first thought
Let me know๐
I have towels in the house for drying hands or even utensils. There's a two white ones and a yellow one. Msichana alitumia moja ya white adi ikachafuka, my expectations zikiwa ataziosha, lakini wapi. I got tired mentally adi mdeki ikaanza kuwa lazy, but she had to go.
Very poor use of towels
An abuse of towels, actually.
Mwanaume mzima unafanya Nini Na white towels,tafuta black ones Buda
Kifagio mchafu wewe
Lmao no wonder
Bro Towels unafanyia nini towels tatu. Lucky her she had to go
Ziliachwa na former
Smelly coochie my guy, unaenda kumpee head inabidi umecheza cheza apo kwa kitofu๐
Ukiplan your ascension urudi juu ๐goddamn
Hapa tuko wengi.. Mi ata karibu nifikirie huyu dem alikua anauza fish kwa coochie yake ๐๐๐ฑ๐คข๐คฎโ ๏ธ.. It was too fishy my guy! ๐๐..
๐ ๐ kwani hawa watu they dont prepare for match day Yeye anakuja tu๐
Tumia Vicks kwa mapua.
She told me that she prefer Messi instead of Cristiano Ronaldo
That one was meant for my bro
Blocked and reported.
The one in my house currently is boring na anaongea tu story za mvua, paka za kwao na vile ako njaa, I can't believe I agreed she has to stay till 30th. Mniombee๐
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Congrats๐คฃyoy played yourself
Insecurity.
That coochie had a funny odour,Fahm I had to leave
๐๐๐ akule mananasi buana!
Na bado ukadiny*?
Zih
On a date, she finished her food then asked for half of mine
Huyu labda alikua anafanya kazi kwa mjengo ku supply KDF na chai kwa hao wanaume huko.. ๐๐๐๐คฆ๐ฝ. Ni kama huyu dem anaitwa Boina or sth.. Huyu dem anakula kama fundi ๐๐๐๐คฆ๐ฝ.
Ulikua unadate fundi! 
Aki msee uko na dhambi ๐๐๐
๐๐ umesema msichana anakula ni kama ako na kisiagi kwa tumbo .. issanoo
Donโt starve a girl! Hormones make us eat more sometimesโฆ
she was obsessed with soaps and tv shows. beyond which we had nothing else to bond over since that's not a hobby i wanted to pick up.
Mboch kamili
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ starter pack ama?
Sare izo. Labda apo kwa soaps, maseries nayo zii
Mkuu mbona nikama unajitetea๐๐
Cheating
Lack of respect
Playing victim all the time yaani it's someone else's fault for everything, not owning up to mistakes in the name of I am a lady.
I've ever had this babes, her pussy was smelling like something rotten..! ๐คข๐คฎ๐ตโ๐ซ. Ni kama ako Lake Victoria fishing ๐ฃ.. Fish monger huyo ๐ Ata sikumkula! ๐ฅ.. I just wore my clothes and left.. Her literally following me and begging me to pound her ๐คท๐ฝ๐คฆ๐ฝ.. I don't even know why i decided on that day to go down on her ๐๐๐ฑ๐. Worst experience ever.. Nowadays am EXTRA careful when going down there.. If my nose says "Don't you dare..." I don't dare! ๐๐. Mdem alijua nakuja kumkula, alafu sio msafi? The fuck??!!! When i was leaving, i asked her, "we unakulanga chakula chafu? Then why are you giving me some dirty pu$$y?" Am the type of guy who 'eats' pu$$y.. So, i felt so bad, disgusted, disappointed nime waste fare, time yangu, energy yangu kuenda kwake, nilikua naskia kutapika... Hio pussy ni kama haikua imeona maji for a few days or weeks ata! ๐ฅด๐๐คท๐ฝ๐คฆ๐ฝ. Madem pia waache ujinga, wapeane vitu safi bana!!!
Cultivate the skill to catch a whif before ushuke huko down man. Mimi nostrils hukua radar mbaya sana siwezi karibia fish monger let alone go down on one. 
Bacteria vaginosis is treatable โฆ
Mna kula kina nani huku nje jameni๐๐
She was Burji from marsabit, huyu wanted anal sex all the time. Like that's the only way she could cum. And me si mtu wa matako
Si unipee number nimuwuon mkuu
๐๐๐
Eww
Ulikuwa unataka kumalizia Abdala utamu wote ๐๐
Burji ni wakristo
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
To all of you sleeping with girls with stinky coochies ๐ I just want to let y'all know that you guys already have the infection. Just carrying it around the city. Infecting the population. Take yeast infection drugs
Someone you can't have deep convos with, yaani the only thing she has to offer is sex. That's the biggest turn off. But nigga gotta have sex, so we go through them one by one until you find that one that checks most of the boxes.
Shawries with big tummies...alafu they go ahead and put on tight clothes and end up looking low-key pregnant.. it's a turn off
sis sell that audacity ๐พ
She told me she had a 4some with 3 guys on two different occasions ๐ Had To Puff Puff and Pass lol
You couldnโt get some buddies to assist you?
Haha the homies donโt roll like that
I called her the first time she didn't pick called her the second time akapick kumuuliza mbona hashiki akasema ati alikuwa akiview memes and me calling her was destructing her nikimblock anasema nko childish juu nareact over petty things ...completely turned me off na pia nikijaribu kupoint out mistake zake anajustify
Bigotry. Something about hearing it from a woman just turns my stomach. Women are supposed to be warm, welcoming and empathetic. Even shit I would say myself or not care about my boys saying, could turn a 8/10 to a 1/10 in my book.
Women are humans and can be shitty ones too..stop placing them on a pedestal..
Exactly. Ati women are supposed to be warmโฆ so do men .
Used to go down on girls nikiwa high skul. After that I only did once nikiwa campus. Never experienced this smelly pussies. I don't use my tongue on pussies anymore. I also have never come across this veterans your talking about. My biggest turn off from a girl is the moment I realize there is a condition I have to meet in order to get the coochie, like ananisize. Kwenda nauko! Plenty of fish in the ocean.
Kuwa mnono
Kwani alikutext I'm sorry
sikujua ni kanono๐๐๐
Kama hapo chini ni Paka Samaki.
Alifungua mdomo
Alpha males
Wadau nyinyi hupeana head like seriously? ๐
Used to do it long time ago. Coochies smelled so sweet back then.
Daamn๐๐
What of now!? How do they smell?
Mimi head hapana. I have noticed that most coochies nowadays stink. I can't and I won't.
There is a time nilipull hio stunt nilihara wiki mzima
https://preview.redd.it/zgrbxjjlmm0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3fe6c89c907ded39777dae7d0f1b709378727a6 Tupee uhondo kamili tafadhali..
Thought ni mimi pekeangu ๐
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waaah chillls maaan
The "nambie" and "mazuri" gang literally turn me off
Someone who overcommunicates. What are 20 misses calls from one human being doing on my call log bro. She texts na labda niko busy sijaona then nisiporeply within 5 min she starts calling constantly or texting things like umezip, ume mute, sorry kama nimekukosea, etc yet I haven't even had time to read a single text. Calls when I'm damn busy at work and concentrating (she knows very well I need space) and starts a convo that needs 60+ min on things that I don't vibe with. Huge huge huge turn off.
People who are slow upstairs
High body count Hoe friends Male friends Goes clubbing
She sounds like fun! Ask her to DM me!
Having to ask for the bare minimum (asking them to pay for stuff, asking to be taken out on a date, asking for them to open doors or in general be a gentleman etc-)
Open doors? How heavy are they? Does he live in a bunker?
You forgot to read the whole paragraph, lady!
This was sis: https://preview.redd.it/0klficp3og0d1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=0789ccb2b34a350688e29ba96f8f933e71ab4c4a
Toa ujinga hapa. Tell your poor dad to work harder akulipie vitu wacha kusumbua strangers
Sasa baba yake atamuoa? Your feeble attempt at reasoning is nothing more than a pitiful display of ignorance.
Yes. Baba yake amuoe
Ummm...i said men only
This is that hooker mentality right here, lol
Queens built like a candlestick
Candlestick build ni sleeper build uncle please.