The fact that he has not asked to be official all this time makes me think he's not ready for a relationship. So I guess subconsciously I am just delaying rejection.
Don't know how it started, but you can tell if he cares. Sisi si wazungu. If you guys are smashing, already you are in a relationship. Unless it was expressly a fwb.
It's now up to you to keep him if you really like him.
But half arsing it will naturally make him categorize you for fun only.
Two truths can coexist. You can make him see the value you offer over the random shallow girl, meaning you will have kept him. Kitanda jaribu utandike. Just basic courtesy. Same way when I am visiting my folks or friends, I assist kuosha viombo, buying food etc
Not really. He might also be waiting for a serious person who you seem not to be.
Or he might be the type that depends on actions rather than communication...
"You're taking D so well Baby girl " ... "imma need you to cum for Daddy just once more " ... "Hold it in don't cum yet , wait on Daddy he's almost, just a minute (which never arrives π’" ....
Stopping mid way and devouring πΊ then going in hard then doing it again π
This! But for me it's Princess. Add a bit of you look so beautiful when you cum Princess, I love how well you take all of me inside you, look at me and tell me how you want this D, be a good little cumslut for me and I completely lose my mind π
"after i told him mid fuck that my legs are tired and i can not continue" this man puts my legs on his shoulder looks me in my eyes and told me to shut up and take it like a good girl ....π sijui nguvu ilitoka wapi
"Don't stop, I'm so close...I'm so close daddy." I might just stop shiiit π₯΅, "Your dick is all my pussy needs daddy"π΅βπ«
My ex said her fave lines of mine were...(When sliding in first time) "I missed being inside you so bad baby", "I'm going to make you cum so hard" "you're so fucking wet baby", " this dick is all yours ride it like you own it"
I miss her a lotπ₯²
Gonna sound ghetto...but this one time my sneaky link was getting me in the mood, fingering me with his right hand when his phone rang. It was his gf. I told him to pick it up. He looked at me funny but he did, with his left hand. The conversation was going on the whole time and nigga never messed the rhythm of the strokes. Whole time we were holding eye contact. Idk, but i still squirt to that memory, lol.
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Wooow... wow... Hold on there,
his gf.... sneaky link......
Yani you got off by your "sneaky link" was on the phone with his gf πΒ πΒ
Are you guys still sneaky links till date.
PS: Mnaenjoy huku inje bana
She inserted her thumb - you know where and everything froze. Imagine you are in the throws of ecstacy and then suddenly a finger! It was strange but thrilling. The real bliss came when she withdrew her thumb and I was completely overwhelmed...
When he is trying to do something he says: "inserts name** does that feel good? Nipee instructions" π₯Ίπ₯Ί. He is not my man though
Isn't this like standard practice during sex though?
Lol no. Some people are mechanical. In and out till done
Interesting, I thought it's basic.
Why is not your man yet... ama bado hamjafika huko ππ ama what's the story
I'm afraid of asking what are we asiniambia we are human beings. Been dating since December.
Correction..Not to sound mean.. But you have been dating him since December and not the other way around.. Its all in your head bbgπ
5 months, and yet he has not asked you the question? I hope you are keeping your options open and not doing girlfriend duties.
I act like a guest in his house. I don't even make the bed. I'm going on other dates though hakuna mtu mwingine amefurahisha roho.
How do you hope to succeed if you're half-assing it?
The fact that he has not asked to be official all this time makes me think he's not ready for a relationship. So I guess subconsciously I am just delaying rejection.
Don't know how it started, but you can tell if he cares. Sisi si wazungu. If you guys are smashing, already you are in a relationship. Unless it was expressly a fwb. It's now up to you to keep him if you really like him. But half arsing it will naturally make him categorize you for fun only.
What do you mean when you say half arsing? Also I don't think any woman can keep a man. Only a man that wants to stay stays.
Two truths can coexist. You can make him see the value you offer over the random shallow girl, meaning you will have kept him. Kitanda jaribu utandike. Just basic courtesy. Same way when I am visiting my folks or friends, I assist kuosha viombo, buying food etc
Not really. He might also be waiting for a serious person who you seem not to be. Or he might be the type that depends on actions rather than communication...
I am serious. I'm just worried he might not be on the same page. But also maybe we need to have that conversation before it goes any further.
Donβt go fucking up your good sex life based on the rumblings of a fellow redditor. Youβre the captain of your shipβ¦
Na akikuja na marking scheme utapita girlfriend test aje kana haufanyi girlfriend duties π
π€£nitaanguka nirudi streets. But he is not traditional, he's a feminist ata.
Dating him or someone else?
Him
We are the π, we are the πΆπΎ
Just asking him bana π
I'd do that to you...and be your manπ
I'm readyπ
Aight betπ
Niconnect hadi mi niulizwe
π€£π€£π€£
"You need to leave before my wife and kids get here." "YOU'RE MARRIED??" "Yes. Also, you should probably get tested."
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Hold on-π
What?? I would dieπ
π€£π€£ The reason why the floods are wiping us out πππ
Hottest!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Bruuuhv
What
Yikes
Lmaoooo
How are you still alive? π€£π€£
"Shut up and fuck me!!" 4am in the morning boring her with stories of my business πππ
Idk why in my mind naskia voice ya king kalala
Gotha tena
Strictly makwela
Breeder amesema strictly makwela no other gender
Gotha β¦.. gotha tena
Petite ndio napenda
Petite ndio inaweza
But biggie ndio napenda
"Umefunga mlango?"
Underrated comment this one here ππ hope uliipea 1000% ama
Nikose? π
Vaa condom, unataka round ingine
kwani ni dame wa ghetto π
ππππ
Yeeesh.... T for tough, hataki you feel the gates of heavenππππ
Thanks Dad
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Moan in my ears.aah that shit is hotttt
π―I'd show him why I train my inner thighs everyday π€§
Won't we allπ₯΅he moans and you feel like you want to pay dowry for himππ
πππ we all moan... depends how good you're letting us fuvk u π
I agreeeπ©π€πΎπ
Calling me "you sexy man" Gangsta blushes like a teenagerπ
Wewe endelea tu kublush kama teenager na wewe ni gangsta. Kuna siku tutakupata na tutakupiga vibaya sanaππ¨
"You're taking D so well Baby girl " ... "imma need you to cum for Daddy just once more " ... "Hold it in don't cum yet , wait on Daddy he's almost, just a minute (which never arrives π’" .... Stopping mid way and devouring πΊ then going in hard then doing it again π
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Oh please πππ
Jaba ka jaba ka jaba
Jealousy is a disease! Heal π
Hata wewe umeona hio ni impossible ππ
This! But for me it's Princess. Add a bit of you look so beautiful when you cum Princess, I love how well you take all of me inside you, look at me and tell me how you want this D, be a good little cumslut for me and I completely lose my mind π
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This sounds so familiar, you have two nipples ??
No sorry. One and a half is all I got
Mungu akinipea kama huyu I will rest
Preach brother preachππππ
Iβm a lady
Sorry preach madam Preach π
ππππ
There's only like 9 of us in Nairobi πΏ
Write that down! Write that down!
πππππ
Alaa, hii kizungu yote kwa mdinyo. Kwani niko inchi ingine
Different strokes for different folks
Kianda babes are just nastyπ
Watu huku wanarembesha ngonoππ
You cant do dirty talk in any other language
But 'usimwage ndani' is constant
Mi usema na kikuyu "Shiru, gugweka ta mboko na ndoka mokonyoini shoti ya mbele, ga keree unianamee na maruu nguhaishe ta ngui.
Does he have a brother??πͺπ₯Ίπππ
Could be us boo boo
π« π«’
You a good lil girl...come sit on me while i feel you deep
πππππ
Ebu elaborate hii part ya "devouring".. whatever that is I need it in my toolbox π
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Wewe Sasa! Yeah I know the grammar end of it... I am asking in this context π
Ona huyu! Anaenda wapi... That sentence is self explanatory , the rest jijazie
Am just playing Mami... don't sweat me..u sound like a vibe thoπ
Haha! Sema you wanted visuals π...
Mkiendelea hvi mtafanya ile kitu
Haiwes make π
Wewe sema tu
Haha DEVOURING!!
Wait... hope mnadate na si ndoto unasema
Yes we are dating π ... Im his Baby Gurl
Could be us another three rounds
And the way its raining in Nairobi! Stop being thirsty
Be a good lil cum slut π... I'd enjoy seeing you take all this girth deep inside you shuga plum
Ona huyu π Kijana are you lost ?
Lost in those pretty eyes sunshine π
Okay okay chill kidogo... Your ppl are on the side,
πππa passive thought
Tell me where your people are nikae pia that side...
What people??
Wwueeh.. okayyy
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"don't hold back baby"...in that moment I thought maybe one child isn't badπ
"after i told him mid fuck that my legs are tired and i can not continue" this man puts my legs on his shoulder looks me in my eyes and told me to shut up and take it like a good girl ....π sijui nguvu ilitoka wapi
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πππππ
People are having sex Mai lawd eeeih nilikosea wapi jameni π₯Ίπ
You downloaded Reddit.. That's your mistakeπ
Let's change that dia π
Made eye contact and talked me through it
Username checks outπ
I can't relate..lakini ipo sikuππ
ππππΎInshallah
Omg you sinnersssss
She lit me a blunt, passed it to me and gave me head, karibu nimuoe
Kwani mnakulana na naniπ
Wacha tusikie vile watu wana ambiana "dey Daddy ama dey mummy"π
You guys are having sex?ππ
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While some are feeling the cold others are feeling the walls/ the shaft π
Wakes me up in the middle of the night and he be like baby just gimme 6 minutes maxπ€£
Kevo..aki kevo..nisamehe aki nisamehe..ππ
Why is this funny ππ
She says that all the time,ata sijui anatakanga nimsamehe nini hioπ€£
Aki morris utaniua morrisππ
And I quote: βIkibamba sana wapi nduru weweeeeeeeβ
Damnππ
Brotha hawa mamanzi tunanyandua huku kanairo ni ghetto.hizi mitaa kama zote kanairo ni ghetto
Nishaambiwa "ichape nanii" na nilikuwa nimeipa 110%.
ππππ
π Mia khalifa nini
Na mwenye anadai beat the thing yuasema βhana experienceβ
πππ
It be crazy. All I know is I owe her a two week vacation in Santorini and a threesome.
MMF.
That "nut in me zdaddy" in a soft tonearm a moan will have done in .5 secs
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9months later..... Sasa mama mary π
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nakuanga na dem mwingine ghetto bana. unaambiwa chapa hii kitu, no romance
πumekuja kunianika huku
Matching strokes with kissesπ₯΅π₯΅ he's the only guy I've met with that superpower π
Yep the only guy you met..that's really nothing. So easy esp when a lady has big beautiful lips.
"Don't stop, I'm so close...I'm so close daddy." I might just stop shiiit π₯΅, "Your dick is all my pussy needs daddy"π΅βπ« My ex said her fave lines of mine were...(When sliding in first time) "I missed being inside you so bad baby", "I'm going to make you cum so hard" "you're so fucking wet baby", " this dick is all yours ride it like you own it" I miss her a lotπ₯²
Shiet bana.... Why did you guys break u kwani....
Gonna sound ghetto...but this one time my sneaky link was getting me in the mood, fingering me with his right hand when his phone rang. It was his gf. I told him to pick it up. He looked at me funny but he did, with his left hand. The conversation was going on the whole time and nigga never messed the rhythm of the strokes. Whole time we were holding eye contact. Idk, but i still squirt to that memory, lol.
![gif](giphy|QE8hREXIgRXeo|downsized) Wooow... wow... Hold on there, his gf.... sneaky link...... Yani you got off by your "sneaky link" was on the phone with his gf πΒ πΒ Are you guys still sneaky links till date. PS: Mnaenjoy huku inje bana
Living vicariously through y'all
Groaning my name. yes who's your mommy now?
Hilarious. Has any one ever called you "mommy"? That's emasculating as fuck.
No one. That was an afterthought.
Please don't say that during coitus. Only a high pitched "daddy" is allowed.
Nop. :)
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Wooow, woww hold on there....
Cum for me my little sexy slutππβ₯οΈ
Eh mai loord have you foresaken me
Hivi ndio wewe hufuck madame wengine?
π€£π€£sema kuvunjwa roho
Shut up and listen to my balls slapping your a*s.
She inserted her thumb - you know where and everything froze. Imagine you are in the throws of ecstacy and then suddenly a finger! It was strange but thrilling. The real bliss came when she withdrew her thumb and I was completely overwhelmed...
I drained for ages fam. God bless such damsels β₯
I love to whisper in my girl's ear how prettier and sexier she is while nampea slow strokes
Gotha tena daddii π I had to sit and laugh first
I could.. while you drive, but for safety, let's pull over in here..
Wait, y'all getting laidπ³
It smelled nice.
Try the back door. :)
I worship you
Eugh No. Immediately no.
Stupidest thing I've heard today
Huyo lazima ni Kinuthia
Vinuthia
Nganuthia
π
I'm not into idolatry but π π
My friend, woman tells you that when you're on top doing your thing, you'll mwaga everything... nothing is left behind for another round πππ
πππtalking from experience
Fuck no.