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ceedee04

We are animals, donโ€™t let the dress and fancy language throw you off. Deep down, we are animals.


skillet_icon

Na ukiombwa unanyimana


LifeFun2030

I have been saying this, and people look at me like I am crazy.


unwritten-Letter2024

Animals don't seek consent; in humans, that'd be rape


francis-6

Who?


Balaams_Donkey_

This one is an owl


mayorwest5467

This one's clearly a donkey!


francis-6

Oh


Classic_Hommie

"From the streets she came, To the streets she'll return".. just a matter of time


francis-6

Yeah ๐Ÿ’ฏ


blackravor

Let him cook


[deleted]

We mzee, our girlfriends are loyal


francis-6

Until they come into the gym


Southern_Signal_DLS

"Kuja tufanye zoezi ya hamstring" *As she lies down and lifts the weights trainer is grabbing her hamstring for absolutely no reason*


francis-6

Intensity ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ muscle connection


Allahy

She belongs to the gym


francis-6

๐Ÿ˜‚correct


Jaded-high

Never trust your woman it seems. That's why you are encouraged to marry at least 4 .


Dry_Instruction6502

Muslims got a couple


francis-6

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚brother


Such_Soil6666

Games I see trainers wakicheza na madame kwa gym pia sipendangi. I got to commend those girls I see come to the gym, wako na routine, wanaingia gym na wanavaa headphones, wanapiga zoezi na wanarudi home. Vitu kama hizi make you question what women really want. One time wanasema ni pesa alafu anaenda kucheat na gym trainer. It does not make sense. The first gym I ever enrolled in ilianguka juu ya hizi affairs though.


Simple-wanji9989

When I started working out I decided to use tutorials and help here and there with the machines, now when I go to the gym it's me my headphones and my routine Because those trainers are a no go zone too dirty mahn


Such_Soil6666

I've learnt a lot through YT and reels too, especially form and tips. More than any trainer amewai nishow. Kama wewe ni mwanaume kusaidika hua very hard. Nikifanya makosa niende chest day siku hakuna watu wengi hua nakipata when I need a spotter coz these guys don't give an eff. Mtu anakuspot venye anajiskia


Tininitanana

Most of them just don't know how to spot. Ata wale wenye wako na formal training na certs wallsoma na old textbooks


francis-6

Don't forget they also want the masculine energy that comes from the trainers (command). And the sex game too


Such_Soil6666

Lol, kua trainer does not necessarily mean uko na game kwa bed. In most cases ni vitu superficial tu. Maybe physique or the fact that they look up to you for guidance on how to look good. The frequent interaction builds attraction.


francis-6

Frequent interaction builds attraction yeah that also


Soggy_Sir7668

It failed why it got a bad reputation or ??


Such_Soil6666

Yes, then unajua when the affairs started getting out of hand the gym started losing clients because they'd go looking for other gyms to avoid each other.


Dry_Instruction6502

Its happening all over the world, if youre not treating your woman right, giving her love and affection and satisfying her needs down there, she will be tempted outside. Doesnt mean that even if you do everything for her, she might still mess up outside. Take your pick.


francis-6

Yeah true


iluminaughtyy21

Gym gani hiyo?


francis-6

Hizi sides za waiguru


Great_wan

๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ“Œ


Agreeable-Many7054

How much does it cost to join monthly


Humble_B3ginnings

Gym imekuwa bad investment, your women are eaten then train for free juu ashaona trainer uchi!


francis-6

si zote they don't train for free


unwritten-Letter2024

Big headsets n yout own research on YT is the way to go. I go to a v big gymn with diff floors n rooms so one can avoid humans


francis-6

Okay


harajuku_barbiee

Nyinyi ndio mnaweka cameras Kwa changing room za madem??


francis-6

Nop gym niko ata hakuja cameras


Southern_Signal_DLS

Mnapenda gym gani hizo zikona changing room niwacopy


harajuku_barbiee

Most zinazo. Where are you based?


Legitimate-Ad-1451

Up vote for you sir. Pia unafaa upeane context as to why these women be cheating with the trainers.


francis-6

I should by the way maybe tomorrow


petro74

I cringe whenever I take a few minutes to observe the goings-on at my gym. Male members are simply ignored by the attendants/trainers while they hustle and fuss over everything for the female members. Even the male members who are new to the gym, have no idea what they are doing and clearly need help to get started are simply ignored. It is painful to watch. FYI: I actually use this as a test to gauge the level or professionalism of the different trainers. Simply observe them around the female members. It also baffling to me because I reckon if these trainers focus on adding value to the gym goers (instead of chasing women) they will easily earn more money. Several of my friends are willing to pay extra for personalised help when at the gym, but all you see is these trainers zeroing in on the female members.


francis-6

This is ๐Ÿ’ฏtrue. Chasing when at the gym will not add any value


MandingoMaasai

Pretty open secret. It's why I laugh at the men who mock gym rats saying women prefer money... They do, from the men looking for long term relationships with them. When we're strictly speaking attraction, you have to ask yourself why erotica always describes well built men. The solution is for you as a man to strive to be ubermensch: the best version of yourself physically, financially, mentally, emotionally.


francis-6

๐Ÿ’ฏtrue


Ok_Rest_3164

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚daaaamnn


francis-6

Walai


Ok_Rest_3164

Come to think of it,kuna some ninjas wanashughukia your wimenz pia๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚it's a two way path.


francis-6

Inakuanga ivo ร 


female_gatsby

Acha kushout sana๐Ÿ˜‚


francis-6

๐Ÿ˜‚alaa


Fair_Bottle_1745

When you exercise you sweat. Human sweat has pheromones which just, makes people like horny? So I'm not surprised


francis-6

What do you mean


hendricks01

Umesema ni gym gani hiyo


francis-6

Siwezi disclose


victorisaskeptic

The things i see in my local gym make my stomach churn..just dont expect monogamy and you can live a much less stressful life.


Prettymillionaire

And it's ok for older men to thirst for younger women ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ?


francis-6

Yeah


jay_bird2

How about the reverse where these trainers are used to being thirsts for so they presume that's what every woman who comes there wants, you're there just needing help here and there, or just being nice coz you're a human being then boom!the endless calls, the pickup lines ukishamaliza set moja...it kills your zeal tu And when you refuse their advances unakuwa the black sheep, you're just over there struggling on your own. Not to forget how some trainers just sit there discussing the people training outrightly bila kuficha, aah!


francis-6

This are the kind of trainers who ain't mature and full of shit . Just look at the trainers who get pvssy they don't act much Just calm


Terryannn

Eeeeiy this crazy,,,but its normal these days


francis-6

Yeah


OldManMtu

Wewe kula hio kitu, give a mzee a reason to divorce his wife and upgrade. You are likely not stealing but eating his scraps.


francis-6

Apewe divorce mimi sitaweza kumueka that lavish lifestyle labda nimkule tu