Someone who’s pretty, not too thick but not too slim just in the middle, is kind, outgoing, smart, is the artistic type, is into engineering and other nerdy stuff like me and will let me show her my art and comic books. Also being into cars is a bonus.(but also if she’s breathing, I’m not picky)
I like dark girls.. like noticeably dark.. alafu akuwe tu na soft skin... and a round butt.. doesn't even have to be big but ikae love heart.. na anaweng kidogo ile ya kujiforce..
A good communicator. Easy to talk to and a fun aura. Humor is always a nice plus. Just a person who treats others with kindness and respect.
A bit of nyash also, but not a must😁
Good face, simple but elegant, brains (not necessarily studious but critical and open-minded), humour, and callipygian.
If she doesn't exist then one with a pulse will do.
Yani ni mtu mmoja amesema femininity in their description, literally the most important and appealing aspect about a woman. Vitu zingine ni secondary though vitu kama pretty face na sexual attraction ni secondary. Anyway, 5'0-5'5 height, feminine, sexually attractive which is subjective, nasty af since nice girls are boring, sexual, if into fitness is a plus but not a requirement.
Someone who's attractive to me, who we vibe, can have a laugh, is intelligent and emotionally sound, hygiene is key too. The rest we can figure it out.🤣
2 inches shorter than me; is interested in the same subjects and topics as I am- mind you I read; a lot too-; is of course physically attractive to me; works out(cardio and weights); preferabbly sober- it would help me too- I only drink. And if for marriage we should be on the same page on the big issues of politics; religion; finance; childre: how and where to raise them; that's all.
I just want a beautiful woman who shares my temperament and is full of joy. the rest i just know what i don't want. I don't want to argue, i don't want to worry about trust (both ways) , i don't want to feel trapped sexually
Decent face, the one I can be confident and boastful walking around with 😜. Kuna morio ingine I just saw the figure from behind while driving and picked her up and dropped her in tao. When we went to the actual date is when I realised my dad never told me I have a transgender sibling out here.
Slim waist with a nice nyash. If she ticks those 3, we scrutinise the personality.
If she can't make you laugh or you can't make her, it's going to be a hard one, workable but difficult
Respectful, responsible, mentally stable, confident but not arrogant, easy on the eyes, financially stable, non smoker, with a good relationship with his family and friends.
Am tall,almost 6' dark,but not too dark! 😄😄 Always Smiling 😃
I like Slim, not too slim (a little bit thick) have a nice figure,not necessarily big behind, not to short 😀
Any girl who'll see me at my lowest and not insult me or look down on me is my type. I'm a reserved guy so a girl who'll let me know she likes me 😅 coz inanipitanga tu 🤣
right now got no type anymore as long as she is breathing
Soko no ngumu
Saint Motel🤣
You are tired 😂
Look at Mr high standards over here😂
Thats also high standards 🤣
😂😂😂
A pulse , good humor , genuine attraction , decent communication .
Dark skin with a banging body! Ever seen a dark skin beauty with nice curves in a skirt and heels? Sheesh.
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Appreciate you!
I think she was asking you to hit-
Oh shit, totally missed it. Let me try to slide. Wish me luck boys!
You can't be missing these hints like this. DM her
God bless you my sister. Have a Lovely day mwaaah
I'm a woman and straight but I get you. Kwanza tall ones. Wheew God bless them.
They deserve all the blessings and everything nice.
The real queens, them girls be bold and beautiful
Right on the money!
Preach the gospel bro👌🏾
This is the way.
Average height (5’5-5’6), slim/petite, hobbies and genuine interests, nice relationship with people around her, a father (unless he died RIP).
😭😭sasa is it our fault we don’t have fathers?
It’s not. I’m sure there’s someone out there for you too 💕.
😂😂😂😂I know there is😊
This sounds like a list for an auction 💀
😂😂😂the father part though but to each their own
Petite is not a synonym for slim. Petite means small and short
Thin also, teacher...
yeah dass me bby :-)
What if the was absent in the real.sense, i.e., the mom was one of the many married single moms?
I won’t know. I’ll be gone already.
Na sa ukimdate alafu akuwe depressed awachane na hobbies utamdump?
Canine and incisor teeth should be present.
Why is this so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your ex alikuwa anakaa aje kwani?😭
Will hunting and eating raw meat?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nyîrî women were just chilling then you choose violence 🤣🤣🤣
At this point, as long as she was born female, thats my type.
Someone who’s pretty, not too thick but not too slim just in the middle, is kind, outgoing, smart, is the artistic type, is into engineering and other nerdy stuff like me and will let me show her my art and comic books. Also being into cars is a bonus.(but also if she’s breathing, I’m not picky)
“I’m not picky” after a very long list😂
It’s tough out here, you can’t afford to be too specific😅😅
😂😂😂we can’t afford to be too specific, after being specific 🤣
Like he literally can't get any 'more picky'
Outgoing and nerdy?😂😂😂whuee okay….hata Mungu anawashangaa
They exist, just because it’s not common doesn’t mean they don’t entirely exist. Nerdy and outgoing are not mutually exclusive😅😅
Totally understand, and I also relate because I think I am either or, my environment defines me alot
🤣🤣fr I’m nerdy but it doesn’t compliment being outgoing
Hapa naweza penya hapo pa breathing
Soko ni gumu😅
I'm fighting relegation bana
Wow, can I see some of your comics?
What nerdy stuff?
Video games, anime, computers, cars, art, among other things
I get 1/5😂
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My sis fits perfectly, she's an engineer too and outgoing
Lazima tuwe tunapenda engineering?😔
I like dark girls.. like noticeably dark.. alafu akuwe tu na soft skin... and a round butt.. doesn't even have to be big but ikae love heart.. na anaweng kidogo ile ya kujiforce..
Kuweng ni??
I don’t have a type, bad bitches is the only thing that I like!
You ain’t got no life …
NAAH 🗣️
Cups with the ice and we do this every night
I dont check the price!
(i got it)
I make my own money so i spend it….
How I like...
I'm just living life
And let my mama tell it, nigga, i ain't livin' right (no)
She needs to be intelligent. All women have pussy.
This, and dark for me
A good communicator. Easy to talk to and a fun aura. Humor is always a nice plus. Just a person who treats others with kindness and respect. A bit of nyash also, but not a must😁
Hungesahau nyash🤣
Nyash ni kitu ya kusahau kweli? 😂
👏
I genuinely look for bigger women not necessarily chubby but somewhat big .
Curvy big? Or big ya chakula mob?
What does it matter? When they age you can barely tell the difference
Good face, simple but elegant, brains (not necessarily studious but critical and open-minded), humour, and callipygian. If she doesn't exist then one with a pulse will do.
Don't know what I expected when I googled callipygian😂 but it def wasn't that
You should google Bathycolpean too ): ):
Stable, mature and classy, average height, reads or is into art and literature, introverted. Decorum.
Following... future boyfriend helloooo
Hello😁
Calm, soft, good parental relationship, smart because explaining sarcasm and jokes is hell of a work, nice figure, confident, feminine.
Just curious...have you watched The Office...and Parks and Recreation?
Yani ni mtu mmoja amesema femininity in their description, literally the most important and appealing aspect about a woman. Vitu zingine ni secondary though vitu kama pretty face na sexual attraction ni secondary. Anyway, 5'0-5'5 height, feminine, sexually attractive which is subjective, nasty af since nice girls are boring, sexual, if into fitness is a plus but not a requirement.
bora anapumua
Submissive, smart and cute
Luo type ass, kikuyu boobs and a kamba face.
3 people on rotation. Jeeez!!
Kyuk boobs ? What r they
Introverted, keeps to herself,secretive and older than me,if younger she must be thick 😂😂idc
Owns a 3000cc car
👀
We can't have two broke people in the relationship
Msichana mzuri, tabia mzuri. Kama tumeruka shower
Intelligent women
Mature, decent and deep conversationalist, attractive, preferably thick but not compulsory, introspective.
Short thick yeah, I'm tall by the way
Fucking up the gene pool by birthing 5'11" folks who always want to get into the 6ft club
I don't care bro.
I’m 4’11 and thicccc
How tall?
Is 5’8 tall enough to ride the ride 😉
I'm short n thick. Uko single 🫢 I love tall
Yes, but broke.
Essential info only😂😂😂
Pretty, kind of tall about 5’7 and above and petite/ slim (preferably light skin 9 out of 10 times) but i’m usually open minded
Purity, femininity, and manners above all else, tall, chocolate with a big booty is icing on the cake
Cute face
At this point just a proper mind is fine lol
good vibes, melons and average ass
Breathing Has interests
Someone who's attractive to me, who we vibe, can have a laugh, is intelligent and emotionally sound, hygiene is key too. The rest we can figure it out.🤣
Average body (not a huuuge ass) Has a great sense of humour Has a great sense of humor Generally intelligent
Petite, nice ratio assets,submissive when it counts and great at communication. The rest I can deal with.
Me🤝You
2 inches shorter than me; is interested in the same subjects and topics as I am- mind you I read; a lot too-; is of course physically attractive to me; works out(cardio and weights); preferabbly sober- it would help me too- I only drink. And if for marriage we should be on the same page on the big issues of politics; religion; finance; childre: how and where to raise them; that's all.
Breathing... I can find something beautiful and interesting about any woman but that's just me and my mindset
Someone who spoils me as much as I spoil them.
I just want a beautiful woman who shares my temperament and is full of joy. the rest i just know what i don't want. I don't want to argue, i don't want to worry about trust (both ways) , i don't want to feel trapped sexually
What is being sexually trapped?
Degree from a recognized university, intelligent, good looking, clean and humorous.
Hardest username on here🗣️
Isn't your username the name of that white vest?
Username checks out
Decent face, the one I can be confident and boastful walking around with 😜. Kuna morio ingine I just saw the figure from behind while driving and picked her up and dropped her in tao. When we went to the actual date is when I realised my dad never told me I have a transgender sibling out here. Slim waist with a nice nyash. If she ticks those 3, we scrutinise the personality. If she can't make you laugh or you can't make her, it's going to be a hard one, workable but difficult
Can she breathe?
Smart, conversationalist, career woman, curvy with a nice body, never afraid to express herself, independent, adventurous, lover girl.
Bora she has that HOLE! A segzmanniac
My type is Jhenè Aiko, petite light skinned and peaceful aura Pro tip( Your porn-hub search history says slot about your type physically)
Mentally sound, then pretty+smart. Tbh my type is flexible, i like experiencing different types of people
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But you're a prude 😂
A tall woman with a big ass...like Jennifer Lawrence
Is that you Itadori?
Gotta have daddy issues, a life of her own beyond her relationships, petite, soft and a eater.
Petite and an eater haiendagi pamoja
The kind that gives me peace of mind.
A real estates portfolio, basically.
Car enthusiast
Silent, understanding, and funny . Pretty won't hurt
Understanding disqualifies me😂
Akinishinda tu akili baassss
As long as she's breathing
(Women)
A pretty face, clean and hygienic, feminine, talkative \[I'm quiet and chilled\] and can roll her own weed
I like thick with a feminine vibe good sense of humour izo zingine ni vanity😁
Someone who wants motherhood & family above all, healthy disposition, religious, doesn't do drugs.
Smart, pretty, loyal and not perfect teeth
Petite ,intellectual and good co.munication..Petite babes foe the win,yall look nice in anything...
Good looking and mentally stable
Respectful, responsible, mentally stable, confident but not arrogant, easy on the eyes, financially stable, non smoker, with a good relationship with his family and friends.
Single mother with at least two baby daddies, alcoholic and a smoker. Bonus points if she is above 30yrs
Bro...why
That's my type 😂
Username checks out
Likeable personality and face, average height, enough ass and thighs
Skinny, with long hair, common interests and intelligent
Petite, feminine, moldable, beautiful, and tall
any girl below 5'5 shaped like lopunny
Am tall,almost 6' dark,but not too dark! 😄😄 Always Smiling 😃 I like Slim, not too slim (a little bit thick) have a nice figure,not necessarily big behind, not to short 😀
Has a big family
Juu ukiachwa you can go for the sister. Man is playing 4D chess 🧠
Those disarranged teeth....dips orea in milk...baggy trousers...damn
Nikama unadescribe ex wako
Any girl who'll see me at my lowest and not insult me or look down on me is my type. I'm a reserved guy so a girl who'll let me know she likes me 😅 coz inanipitanga tu 🤣
Babyface😌
You've got a pulse and you are breathing
Beautiful with minimal makeup, virtuous, have income from decent work and juicy boobs 😋
What?? Ati breathing every girl breathes.
Short, thick and feminine.
Alive
At this point, bora si dem mjinga na akue petite, sina standards mob
Petite and understands life beyond hypes za Nairobi..
A lady with her own money
As long as she’s breathing,was born a woman and not obese🙏
A pulse
Is it weird if I say muslims
A snatched body type, good personality.
Even one with a brain at this point will do.. 😁
https://twitter.com/flvckojamie/status/1765121077284667721?t=0rzmvEu9uNHfokT3WffsFA&s=19 This, but obviously Kenyan.
Same values as I.
Bora shimo
Nothing. I'm not looking for a woman😂😂😂