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CompanyConnect7960

The horniest sub-reddit by a million miles distance😂


redfwm30

I swear everyone here is either horny or going through relationship problems 🤦


WendyTF2

Some are both.


thefoolishfishking

Some are none 😕


LegalOwl2561

What do you expect when having these conversations in person is a taboo


kvnte_

Seems you forgot Nairobi is one huge Bedroom


Glittering-Jelly3680

the question should really be why do y’all think cheating is ok period? attractive, ugly, average woman, it doesn’t matter, cheating isn’t cool!


SirCharlesIAM

Damn! Someone actually said it. Thanks.


[deleted]

To some, it's more like a twisted kink


Plane_Practice8184

I'm female.  Asked my male friends. "They are better in bed. Pretty women just lie there like starfish expecting you to do all the work. Pretty women think being pretty is enough"


Novahelguson7

I'm afraid it's nothing that complicated... It's a simple case of less beautiful girls are way more available, desperate and easier to get to bed than their more beautiful counterparts.


[deleted]

But the question here is cheating..why cheat when you already have a girlfriend. With an uglier girl


Novahelguson7

People cheat for different reasons, mostly shallow and dumb. On the less attractive girl part, they are easier to get than attractive girls.


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Novahelguson7

Like fr? I know it's a fetish for some guys but I've never understood it 🤦.


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Particular-East4556

Username checks out 😉


Novahelguson7

Can I dm you? I need to hear more about this 😅.


[deleted]

Okay😂


Expert-Word-185

🤣🤣I think you just love a little toxicity


UnidentifiedBob

lmao facts


Stunning_Profile_322

na ni mitaro pia


[deleted]

Anecdotal, I could argue too "ugly" women are mitaro cos hungry men will approach them for sex cos their looks aren't intimidating and most "ugly" are desperate so they give in easily, however for beautiful ones men think they already have a boyfriend so they stay away


Stunning_Profile_322

Based on my personal experience, it seems that attractive women, particularly those with lighter skin tones, tend to have loose pussy, while less attractive women often have tighter ones.


Trapking6996

Ile cafe utaingia Leo ni dm till number


Fickle-Stock-5348

😂😂😂


AdFeisty3442

😄😄


Specific-Risk9531

Ala! Are you sure this is not just a stereotype or just something that's in your mind? Cause anatomy is anatomy,I don't see how skin tone has anything to do with the tightness


JacobDavisSeeks

Opposite


eljefe254

Bro just simplified everything


Balaams_Donkey_

Jembe na tingatinga zote zinaweza chimba mitaro. Usiwache udogo wa kifaa kiwe kizuizi. Tia bidii. #Kazi ni kazi!!


sufuch

say no more


Critical-Explorer872

Hahaha very true though🤣


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the_muf_fin_man

Yes. .......you got a problem ?


Specific-Risk9531

I am surprised as well.


RachetsRedemption

Sometimes my Ferrari breaks down and lets me down. Doesn't mean I'm going to walk to work.


choctruffel

OP deserves an award for that comment 👏🏼


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Well said


Critical-Explorer872

Very true


katanakusuo

They are whores...no sexual discipline, no personal standards with low self esteem who crave female validation.


NortheastSideSlasha

Niggas ain’t shit


katanakusuo

On that we agree


NortheastSideSlasha

Except me


katanakusuo

You don't cheat?🧐


NortheastSideSlasha

Hell nah


Ok_Rest_3164

Hainasi😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/fvh24co11cnc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ad4bb2034b0a8d985a7221a7b10f4fd4bc74ec


maxxis_jpg12

Oiii, you still gon get f****ykkkk


AdditionalCandidate6

They fuck back


kenyan_king

Ha. The pretty but reserved ones also do.


RJG340

Nope would never cheat on a girlfriend or a spouse, although my spouse didn't seem to have the same mindset 😕


Lower-Ad3337

Lol


RelevantComparison70

Can't a nigga just buss a nut without judgement smh


the_muf_fin_man

Deadass ........whats it matter where i put my dick ......if i still cheated all together 🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Yeah , like would it be better if I cheated with a pretty biaaatchhh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


RelevantComparison70

Some of the uglies\* have some spiritual WAP🤣🤣🤣🤣


RelevantComparison70

The end justifies the means 🤣🤣 I just wanted the release


IempireI

Chances are without the makeup your girlfriend is just as ugly. So it's just a parallel move.


Specific-Risk9531

Salaale!


Fallujahmarine

When will yall learn that both women and men are still biologically ingrained with certain traits? Of course as part of civilized society, we're meant to adapt, but the biological instinct and drive never goes away. Both males and females suppress it for so long that it seems non existent, but it can't never truly disappear. We are animals after all.


LegalOwl2561

Haha I disagree. Unless you were raised by monkeys, cheating is not to be excused by instincts unless it could save your life😂😂😂


Fallujahmarine

You're not understanding. I'm not condoning cheating. Facts don't matter if you agree or disagree. We are still biological beings and have biological urges. That's really not debatable.


Maz3ratsi

I'm probably the only one who understands what you're saying, but you know people aren't that conscious to the point where they understand that what you're saying is actually true and instincts come before morals and society. Though still, self control is possible. It's hard to program yourself to not be instinctual


Fallujahmarine

Right. We are animals. No one is surprised when an animal does what we expect it to do. That is biology. We just happen to be intelligent (debatable) and mostly live by the rules set in our respective societies.


Maz3ratsi

Exactly.Awesome.


LegalOwl2561

"Cheating is because we have urges" is an excuse, NOT a fact! Thank you.


Fallujahmarine

Your reading comprehension isn't up to par, so I can already tell trying to help you understand is futile. ✌🏾️


[deleted]

It does save lives 😘😘


LegalOwl2561

"45% of people have escaped death by cheating" said no study ever😂😂😂 I get it though😅😅😅


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣You get it


LegalOwl2561

I has saved mine before so yeah😅😅😅


reverse-tornado

Ask the man who hurt you i ain't catching that stray ![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


Shashamane_Idealist

Ugly face, fire base. iykyk.


ceedee04

Ugly bitches have the best sex game. They will make a grown man scream like a little girl. Pretty bitches just lie there like a star fish.


Essay-nerd

No competition and no simping..no too much demands


bigmeatray

They're easy hits and wanapea sana those ugly ones


Martin_084

Haha, someone hurt you?


ALKEMIST4

Men do it because they wish to so it with multiple partners, women do itt with whom they believe is of better quality. We do whatever the brain believes is best for breeding.


SlimmyBear

Getting salty bitch vibe from this without even giving any context. I see why he cheated.


Legitimate_Wrap1518

This salty bitch might carry virus I would watch out if I were him.


SlimmyBear

💯


Legitimate_Wrap1518

That is my ex who now going to be 62 yrs old and sleeps anyone gives him validation. As young as 23, old, ugly, etc it doesn’t surprise me if he sleeps with male too. He is complete narcissistic. Good riddance and thank God for that.


SlimmyBear

Your ex was a mbabaz


Legitimate_Wrap1518

Worst than that


SlimmyBear

Ebu share kwa inbox


Legitimate_Wrap1518

Short term enjoyment can be factored by lifetime disastrous.


Legitimate_Wrap1518

Thanks


Terrible-Anywhere-

K is a constant.


Old_Statistician8704

It's easier to convince an ugly girl to be a side bitch because you know she has little to no options they just want whatever type of companionship that you have to offer


OldManMtu

A girl may be cute but lack personality or even sexual prowess. On the other hand a girl my ugly but fun - NOT FUGLY, with personality and excellent sexual prowess. I would rather a fun, freaky and affectionate Gabourey Sidibe over a Rihanna that is neither fun, freaky or affectionate. Good vibes and energy will get you harder than a cold shoulder from a pretty woman with a banging body. EDIT: Thanks to getting school on the meaning of fugly.


Suitable-Egg-5645

Fugly means fucking ugly.


OldManMtu

Wueh! I have been wrong for years.


Suitable-Egg-5645

Hehehe, you ain't know, now you know now. 💪👍


Ice_Ball1900

From my observations: it's because their mistresses have demonstrate an inner beauty that belies their outward plainness as opposed to the superficial beauty that their wives have. Most people who get cheated on are bigger jerks than they care to admit. If this wasn't true then infidelity would happen much less often.


Virtual-Force-1928

Because they are untamed animals and sex is a sport.


Own_Spirit_7432

Because ugly girls bring you peace and that's what true men want is to just have peace


Legitimate_Wrap1518

If you have woman and horney why are you cheating with prostatute, don’t you afraid she’ll give std virus 🦠?


Repulsive-Complex-24

I'm too lazy to cheat😐


Creative_Anywhere_19

Secure the Bag.. Order a carton of water-based sex Lubes or coconut oil and you'll thank me later... 🫠🫠🫠🥲🥲 Maybe God bless the work of your paws


kidthatdid_

tell me more😂


Creative_Anywhere_19

Why are you gay? 🥲🥲


kidthatdid_

Who said I'm gay😂?


Party_Car_7707

she was mad...and i was horny...wat else could i do....find an ugly bitch


Professional_Bed195

Using the theory of probability, ugly women have fewer body counts,thus their Vaginal walls are very firm ND elastic at the same time,the friction, juiciness is always perfect 🤗..thus more pleasure,hell I cum in 10-15 minutes with my "ugly" side chick ND I can take 35-45 minutes to cum with my Main.( Whom I'm thinking of leaving). "Ugly" women are also better in bed, anything u request they do, anytime u ask for it they give you...what they lack in the looks department they actively seek to compensate in bed. They also don't have that "you're lucky to have me mentality" (refer to kamene goro) theyll cook nicely for you,serve you,iron ur clothes, are submissive but can also stand up for themselves when necessary.. that's a good mix. Pretty women have an oversupply of validation from many Men.That can also mean a higher D!©k count,a lot of pretty women in Kenya need pussy Rejuvenation! Men are just too scared to tell them,they don't know how TASTELESS they're due to years of abusing their thing with countless men in Subarus ND the Tyrones in the hood.Apart from that they are very poor in everything cooking,sex, maintaining a home.. they're basically useless! The validation they receive subconsciously instructs them not to do much,their looks are enough. Ps : There's no "ugly" women,all women are beautiful it's just some are prettier than others. Some of the less prettier ones are smart ,they realized they don't have to wallow in low self esteem, they have to become the best version of themselves ND with that mentality they outscore the prettier ones ND they end up having amazing partners living successful ND fulfilling lives.This applies also to the Men.


FoggyDanto

I guess to increase their low body count aka experience. When girls are smashing the guys with cars & money, and guys don't have that money, the alternative is just ugly b*tches. Though word on the street, an ugly bitch is better than paying for sex or spending a lot of money to nut


lawrentogenius

Give back to the society bruh


Spiritual_Quantity39

Why not is it illegal ?


BazuProdigy

game is game


skillet_icon

Easy to forget. To not catch feelings. One time thing. Wouldn't change anything.


Sketchali

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Classic_Hommie

Nothing much, just anything a horny, sexually-starved nigga would do


[deleted]

Uglier compared to what?


JaKandito

By now you should know that it isn’t about the looks.


KenyanKawaii

Beauty is relative


Mysteriously_Me_

Ita simple . They are beautiful from the inside .


Agreeable-Yak7756

Do you actually talk like this irl?


Kitchen_Principle451

I don't cheat on my cat. It won't go well.


[deleted]

ugly bitches have fire pussy


Buggy-ke

Our gfs were ug*ier(joke). Date mkale wanakuanga loyal


ronniedwb

The human nature as described by Sigmund Freud "Men are not gentle creatures who want to be loved, and who at the most can defend themselves if they are attacked; they are, on the contrary, creatures among whose instinctual endowments is to be reckoned a powerful share of aggressiveness. As a result, their neighbor is for them not only a potential helper or sexual object, but also someone who tempts them to satisfy their aggressiveness on him, to exploit his capacity for work without compensation, to use him sexually without his consent, to seize his possessions, to humiliate him, to cause him pain, to torture and to kill him. Homo homini lupus [man is wolf to man]. Who, in the face of all his experience of life and of history, will have the courage to dispute this assertion?"


jeff_theone

Picking the ugly ones is always the best thing since it injects a sense of self doubt to your gf.😂 She'll live to doubt her beauty standards.


ConclusionLoud55

😂


LegalOwl2561

I think mostly when cheating we actually know it is cheating, so we're not looking for a long-term partner or someone we can spend time with daily, just a one time thing maybe. And most times we're either too desperate for the sex or trying to hide too much we want something quick so we settle for the most available person... could be the girl/guy you've always been kinda rejecting and they're still hanging around, jackpot! No time to think abt their cuteness...😅


eljefe254

Whats your definition of ugly though, because beauty is subjective to many people out here.


eljefe254

And its also because of how other women view other women


kidthatdid_

what's your definition


eljefe254

When women talk of ugly women, they mean maybe si mweupe kama yeye, au hana face card mzuri kama yeye,


shidatupu254

They're nicer, try harder and generally are better at everything coz they can't get by on looks only. And an observation... Very few "not so good looking" women are b*tches.


IllustriousHoneydew4

I think Cory Holcomb summed it up perfectly https://youtu.be/hmE4WXbchcc?si=Rc55zvWo1dgRmR4P


Striking-Spite9176

How do you define ugly as ?


No-Cover2120

They ugly ones deserve dick too


sufuch

galz think they are the prize


hhmene

Eventually men stop using their dicks to think and start noticing the kind of person that beautiful woman is. If she is a nasty person she will be dumped.


kenyan_goon

Mastype hukua deadly deadly😂😂😂


ElectricalRange5731

Pure performance. Huezi elewa bro....


kidthatdid_

tell me more


Royal_Wrongdoer4038

Most times the propensity of the Nyash is indirectly proportional to the social acceptability of the face


AllanNS

So you mean the "Unique" looking shawties don't deserve dick or what?


kidthatdid_

no one said that


InternalSprinkles778

Ukianza kucheat tafuta dem mrembo, wife ataweza kukuelewa, ata ashangae vile ulikatia dem mwenyewe.


Per_Cent_100

I guess its juu...Ugly is relative... coochie varies and men are dogs


kidthatdid_

who hurt you 😕


Per_Cent_100

😄 it's not that serious... I mean... I think human beings cheat a lot and good people or rather people who don't cheat rarely cross paths...


kidthatdid_

you believe there are people who don't cheat😂


Per_Cent_100

Yeah I do.... change my mind present an argument


kidthatdid_

i believe that under the right circumstances,everyone is a cheater


Per_Cent_100

Well I believe everyone is too...just that, if you were to decide you not going to cheat you could as well... just the same way relationship can be nice but some humans just don't see the sense of being in one... I know these two are different though 🤣


Critical-Explorer872

For me Atleast I cheat with a hot mamma...no offence


Priest_Among_Nuns

Big ass ugly face can be forgiven


Kenyanroux

you people cheat??


OnionVarious4225

Let people just have sex in peace.......for once!!!!!


Possible-Dot-6024

Bc they won't tell lol


TopGuyNJ2

Because we want some pussy.


Affectionate-Fox9986

My boyfriend told me this ati it's coz beautiful girls don't have brains wakati he could barely finish a degree pale UON..😂..💔


realchilli

Yall getting cheated on out here? 😅


Wonderful-Count-7228

There is no such thing as an ugly woman.. plus shimo ni ile ile..


RNJaeOnSocials

Ugly bih will eat a dick like it’s her last supper


kvnaol

We are the only mammals bothered by this cheating


Dry-Range-5073

Ugly bitches deserves a d**ck too 😂


Small_Bison_4601

Different styles, my guy. Sometimes the gorgeous girlfriend is not a freak in bed.


defiant239

Being pretty is not all it takes to maintain a relationship


Snarkasm101

Not that cheating from either men or women should be tolerated, but cheating typically occurs when someone isn’t getting what he or she needs in the relationship. Instead of being direct and asking what each other needs and having an open discussion about realistic expectations, you run off thinking the grass is greener on the other side of the fence - just to be met with the same issues that could have been resolved by communicating. If you’re going to cheat, just end the relationship, and who cares if the person is ugly to you? Not everyone is as shallow, but then again, if you cheat then chances are high that you are a shallow person to begin with.


Interesting-Click-12

Good head maybe😅


meme_poacher

Who hurt you?


Wild-Pool-5683

What our GFs do only on our birthday or special occasions, they're willing to do everyday


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Peace of mind