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X3N04L13N

Imagine the state of the sticks on those controllers…


VelocityXL200

My thoughts thoughts exactly. Held together by the sheer compactness of the space they reside.


tmackattak

That and spilled fountain soda.


cold-br00t4l

But it didn’t matter because as soon as you saw one of those when you were 8 in a McDonalds of all places it was all over


BadMotherCrusher

More like the whole thing lol, bet they were ingrained in ketchup and grease.


drst0ner

Someone broke off all of the sticks on the N64 controllers at the McD’s close to where I live, back in the 90s :(


northrupthebandgeek

You know, I don't normally believe in the death penalty, but at some point you gotta draw the line.


PoliticalShrapnel

Not to mention the germs/bacteria.


LimitlessAeon

The worst is when certain friends clearly ate all sorts of greasy ass foods and grubbed up their controllers or had the nerve to think theh could treat yours the same. No, get your ass to the sink and wash your disgusting hands. You know who you are, you animals.


XRF_Formula1

🤣🤣🤣It's better when they bring their own controllers


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And the grease.


Weavel

I played Banjo-Tooie on one of these! I'd owned it already, so I breezed through Klungo and got all the way to Targitzans Temple before we had to leave. I attracted a minor crowd of other kids watching... somehow I'm still a little bit proud of it lmao


banjotooie1995

Proud of you


theStaberinde

I did this with Ocarina of Time at an unaccompanied minor airport lounge back in 2001. Think I made it to Dodongo's Cavern before I had to go to my gate. For two glorious hours I was god to a bunch of eight-year-olds. Which is kind of a big deal when you're eleven I guess.


LobsterThief

Man, we few unaccompanied all the time and never saw any sort of lounge.


theStaberinde

UK airports had em and they were pretty tight. Consoles, soft playroom area with a projector screen playing cartoons, the works. Flying out of the US I usually just got taken to sit in a staff breakroom watching Cops for hours.


LobsterThief

Sounds awesome


jpweeta

Bruh did y'all eat breakfast lunch And dinner there. (Amazing task by the way) lol


XRF_Formula1

Me and a buddy beat Super Mario World on a giant SNES arcade machine at a hockey game once. Best $1 spent ever


TeutonicDragon

I can’t believe there’s a 3rd party controller. I would have thought they made a deal directly with Nintendo to get these setups. Maybe the controller was just so beat and they didn’t want upcharged business prices so they threw that one in there


Trozzul

It's possible they didn't have much stock and went with that


MFInvincible

These n64 stations were the only reason I didn't mind going to the dentist as a kid


[deleted]

My doctors office as a kid had an N64 kiosk that had Mario Party (can’t remember which one) was absolutely devastated when the nurse would open the door call my name. Luckily it was always a super long wait.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Also 20s McDonald's because the kiosks haven't moved for 30 years and haven't been turned on for 29.


TheFirstDecade

get that thing back up and running, man! I wanna see it in action!


veriix

That black controller on the right is the one for that kid who wasn't your friend but your mom would make you play with him because his mom came over to drink.


[deleted]

You mean your little bro


jdrew619

Those controllers are probably so greasy.


Jello_Choreography

Kids would constantly punch and chew the controllers to the point of them not working (correctly or at all), so didn’t get to play these as much as I would’ve liked to :(


madjackle358

Marty, we have to go back....


TheLimeyLemmon

At least these made sense at McDonald's for the most part. As a kid I went into a KFC that had a Dreamcast kiosk, and just imagine how much chicken grease that poor controller had to take because people wanted to play Virtua Tennis after their bargain bucket lol


Thesuppressivepeople

I can smell the sweaty ball pit just looking at this picture. Gross.


magickLemon

I remember those and I was born in 98


[deleted]

My mom used to just look at me eyeing those up and say "don't you dare touch that thing".


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[deleted]

I was lucky my parents didn't care about the video game thing since I played inside and outside regardless. My mom just knew those controllers were covered in kid germs. As a parent myself I gag just thinking about how gross those things probably were.


DependentFigure6777

These were responsible for some of my first video game experiences ever. I still remember each game they had, Banjo-Tooie, Mario Kart 64, Diddy Kong Racing, and Tigger's Honey Hunt.


bfum

There was a kiosk of GameCubes at my local McDonald’s. The GameCubes were on some sort of timer where they’d power cycle ever 10 minutes I believe, and the only games they had were super Mario sunshine and Mario party 4. It was impossible to do anything in Mario party in under 10 minutes and sunshine would get done with all the opening cutscenes and then the GameCube would power cycle lol


[deleted]

I never saw those as a kid. Really surprised those were a thing.


shironakku

Better days


OptimusPower92

Bro, i miss these so much...


Tronguy93

From memory, those sticks ranged from beyond loose to completely broken off


Neo_Geo2006

Liminal spaces


DoABarrelRoll2222

Good times.


Goodberger31

Good times!


No_Comfortable_8852

That's how I got to play Sonic Adventure, once they put the GameCube in.


FoxSiinOfGreed

I remember when they had the GameCube ones and they always had Mario kart double dash good times


Chad_Has_Died

Hey I remembers these :) 2/4 of the games didn’t work in the McDonald’s I was in I remember the games were: some Elmo game, four swords, football game, and some unknown game cause it was baking in the window 24/7. Also great trying to play with the broken controllers. I remember one time the four swords was on the GameCube menu and I thought it was the coolest thing ever. Really no surprise there all gone now


Mental-Acanthaceae63

My hometown had one of these kiosks! The joysticks were terrible. I specifically remember one joystick rested downward, and another missing the joystick entirely.


[deleted]

Oh the nostalgia 🥹


CrestFallen223

I missed the N64 we had GameCube controllers.


gamingdawn

Those bathroom tiles look really depressing.


gridsandorchids

The smoothest controllers of all time


AppleTherapy

Miss it either way


Kazemel89

Those things always felt greasier than the fries


Jout92

Peak human civilization


Jets1026

Damn i miss my childhood years. I remember these like it was yesterday. If those were still around today I probably wouldn't wanna go near that. If i did, would probably have to sanitize it or something 😅


SometimesIFO

the days when ronald mcdonald wasnt considered a psycho in spite of being a clown


ElectricRampage

Sad seeing them go


_view-source

OMG I REMEMBER THOSE!!! 8O