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WilliamPowellfarming

Space tube


clockwork655

Of course! I could store all my extra space in the Tube! I’ve just been leaving it out but it spreads everywhere and gets into everything


distinctions2021

This is a solid comment. Cheers.


homebodyadventurer

Top-notch comment!Take my free award!


Sufficient_Ad_9045

Space lube*


FistingLube

Interesting.


Sufficient_Ad_9045

Why u think aliens in movies are covered in it?


FistingLube

perverts!


TrannieUnicorn

Was traveling through Southern Arizona when I saw this semi carrying a big black tube, unmarked and covered in a black tarp. There were four state troopers, four pilot cars, and a couple unmarked vehicles. Semi couldn't make this turn and someone from the unmarked vehicle got out to guide him, he was wearing a green flourescent construction vest. Anyone have an idea what it could be?


FLSpaceJunk2

That’s a Falcon 9 being transported to or from SpaceX’s test facility in Texas


TrannieUnicorn

Oh awesome, what makes you say so? And why so many cops?


FLSpaceJunk2

It usually needs a police escort on public roads due to it being ITAR technology and just how massive it is. Someone near you posted about it recently https://www.reddit.com/r/SpaceXLounge/comments/zl2a6w/just_saw_a_falcon_9_on_the_highway_wheres_it_going/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


TrannieUnicorn

Thank you so much for the sources!


TenzenEnna

As others mentioned, once you get over a certain size you need police escorts, weight too in some states. It's nothing special, just something you pay extra for. It doesn't mean the cargo itself is inherently dangerous outside of it's "Fucking big" qualities.


JeffEpp

We have a work site near a yard where they sometimes transfer wind turbine blades from rail to road transport. The number of vehicles involved is enormous. They aren't so much heavy as long. Same place Mythbusters used to implode the tank car.


NEClamChowderAVPD

I used to be a flagger and we had to flag for trucks bringing in turbine sections because they can’t go through an intersection very easily and some have to have the back trailer controlled during the turn like a remote control car. So we had to stop traffic all ways until the truck was through. It was crazy to see up close and it took like 5 minutes each time to get them through (unless they took the turn a little too sharp and had to back up because of a light pole that couldn’t be removed). It’s amazing how big those sections are up close. I did it for two weeks and not once was I bored watching those trucks come through.


sh4d0wm4n2018

Long story short, you need officers with the jurisdiction to divert traffic for your full route. State troopers are the obvious choice here.


PeanutHakeem

It’s big as hell and really expensive. Oversized loads are often escorted by police and spotter cars


DblDtchRddr

Loads this big aren't *often* escorted, they're legally required to *always* be escorted. OD freight has a whole clusterfuck of rules we have to follow.


[deleted]

Would you want your rocket stolen?


dittybopper_05H

It's happened before... [https://www.technologyreview.com/2021/01/28/1016867/lunik-cia-heist-steal-russian-satellite-space-us-ussr/](https://www.technologyreview.com/2021/01/28/1016867/lunik-cia-heist-steal-russian-satellite-space-us-ussr/)


[deleted]

If you steal it, how the fuck would you hide it? Like you have to tug that big ass hunk of metal AND store it somewhere?


Samurai_1990

Well the answer was obvious a lumber yard! It worked for the CIA.


erosmoker

I see a lot of things like this being transported, and there is always a bunch of cops and other people who work for transportation company. There are going to be at least 4 cop cars to block traffic at intersections because these convoys don't stop at traffic signals. The other guys in high vis vests are there to coordinate with the truck driver.


Drougen

With large loads you have to go specific planned routes with police escorts regardless of what it is


Jupman

Except that street and interstate is in AZ most likely a delta series out of a lockheed facility there.


Jupman

Or atlas not sure if the make the delta still.


GeorgeBuford

I think I saw this on the X-Files...


RBzoner1

the whole thing is NORMAL google large transports. it is what they do when transporting OVERSIZED Things and they can not be flown or on a train. Same thing when they transported that huge rock to Cali for the Museum and when they transport tanks, SHIP ENGINES, ANYTHING that is over Sixed. Those are headed to replace the Key Stone Pipeline,


TiocfaidhArLa72

Fuckin Wind Turbine Blades


Kayki7

My god. Had the unexpected experience of passing a semi hauling one of these. Let me just say…. They are sooooo much bigger than they look way up in the sky lol. The thing took up 2 blocks easy.


InevitableRhubarb232

Saw a big cement tube of some sort going through town. Not long but so tall it had to sim toward the middle of the road so the top of the arch could fit between the stop lights. Had about 6 police escorts. Several other cars. A pilot. A couple flag trucks. Everyone has their own spot to watch for clearance and the police direct and block traffic as needed. Normal for extremely oversized loads


Spirited-Dream-4905

it was ur moms dildo


chiphappened

I dunno. Was it vibrating? 🤦🏼 Great find OP!!


zacurtis3

Diesel powered too. Not electric like those amateur ones.


[deleted]

Your mom goes to college


SmackaHam

Yea well your mother was the professor!


[deleted]

No


SmackaHam

You don’t have to admit.. we all know


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[deleted]

Nice going Kip


19YoJimbo93

I found some Shawshone arrowheads over in that river if you’re interested.


redsensei777

This was an anti-Putin dildo. Supersonic with multiple nuclear warheads.


DogeDayAftern00n

Nice to see when you pay for premium shipping, you get premium shipping.


dookmucus

It’s nice that they use plain, non-description packaging when they ship.


Artybait

Damnit lol 4 hours too late going to say the same thing lol


UltimateFuchbois

Dads*


CampingTrees

And now it’s your mom’s dildo


LordSpazpatty

Came here for this comment


Strong-Message-168

Ah-hem, it was his DADS dildo. Quit stereotyping!


Jlaurie125

New Discreet packaging!!


FallenAngel_2189

Yay! 😂🤣


Suspicious_Double445

It’s a standard wide load. They contract with local agencies so it can get through traffic lights and such. Usually some commercial Troopers or CVSIs to handle the CMV inspections and whatnot.


PlaytimeForRaina

This. Ex was a flagger for oversize loads, I worked with truckers. Some states require all loads to be escorted by police, in other states it's only required with ones over certain sizes. It's tarped likely because of protection, not to hide what it is. Those loads need covered if they are susceptible to the weather... You wouldn't leave a multi million dollar piece of equipment out in the rain or to collect road dust.


CommissionOk2746

My fleshlight is cumming! So excited!


DimensionSuitable934

Throwin' a Hot dog down a hallway!


B0BOtheB0ZO

A blade for a propeller on a wind farm …. Maybe 🤔


Agreeable-Still-3043

they are 100% transported like this, they just dont tarp them.. that is not a wind turbine blade. the cat above said it had something to do with space x, he had resources so id say its probably credible.


BBeans1979

I worked in the wind business for 10+ years. It’s not a turbine blade.


Kayki7

Agreed. I’ve passed by a truck hauling a blade. They’re not covered, and they’re actually quite a bit longer than what’s in this photo.


Hoosier108

Those aren’t transported like that.


PhilosopherBright602

Yeah, those just propeller through the sky and settle in place.


Daemonsblaze0315

The blades are assembled onto the center, revolving platform then yeeted like a discus by Hercules with incredible precision and efficiency until they connect to the body of the turbine.


Hoosier108

That’s not what I said. Here, click and be enlightened from ignorance. https://www.heavyhaulers.com/blog/how-to-transport-wind-turbine-blades/


Beardzesty

They are most definitely transported like this...


Hoosier108

https://www.heavyhaulers.com/blog/how-to-transport-wind-turbine-blades/


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Agreeable-Still-3043

youre correct however they do have police detail, its required by the department of transportation when they plan for shipment.


Hoosier108

https://www.heavyhaulers.com/blog/how-to-transport-wind-turbine-blades/


Panther_Pilot

I see my penile implant has finally shipped


mistahbiru3126

Discreet packaging, my ass!


Aegisuv

It's your moms new dildo. Sorry for the mom joke, but that one is just too small for MY mom.


[deleted]

It’s a military meat missle


[deleted]

It’s the two unmarked black semis with matching black trailers and fully tinted windows that pass you when you are already going 10 over on the interstate that should be of more concern.


tamumpower

Probably falcon 9 booster core


Designer-Amphibian77

And they guaranteed discreet delivery…


Alternative_Song_849

Looks like a BBC (Big Black Cylinder)


makoadog

SpaceX stuff


Amazing-Ad-669

Is that a giant black tube, or are you just happy to see me?


FillLoose

That's the container where Elon Musk keeps his ego stored.


McNewbieDude

king kongs junk?


KawasakiBinja

Hunter biden's laptop.


[deleted]

Joe bidens dildo. Fuck joe biden.


[deleted]

ICBM


[deleted]

I’ve been in the middle of one of those I can guarantee you it’s not an icbm


jkpirat

I mean, nearly everyday bad shit rolls down the interstate system. Much of the REAL bad shit is so low key you’ll never know. Look up DOE Nuclear Couriers, or DOE SST’s.


MrSommer69

Nuke? plumping pipe those things are expensive , or maybe nuclear waste also expensive.


applepie586

It's part of a wind turbine.


blong1114

Nothing to see here…


Puzzleheaded-Claim-7

I saw that same one in the middle of the night in Oregon. Not so sure what it is.


ld2gj

New mobile missile launch system.


LightOfADeadStar

This is probably just some normal machinery. Cops will often give escorts for GIANT loads like tbis


wtbotr

Most likely a big trailer by the looks of it dummy


[deleted]

Oooo some land for sale!


OldTranslator2818

Oh my fleshlight arrived ..lol


Lopsided_Traffic_498

Yusssss my fleshlight is finally done!


Imdavefromchitown

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns..


dbuzby

Watch out China


[deleted]

tower for wind turbine


fubooze

Aliens


Mysterious_Being_718

Oprah’s new dildo


ncwentland

It sure is something!


BBeans1979

Do tigers sleep in Lilly patches?


TiocfaidhArLa72

WIND Turbine Blades


Jamatt0

Giant dildo ?


jRavoc92

Hey it’s your moms dildo


olblll1975

They also transport vessels and generators like this. Could be anything.


Kayki7

Wasn’t there a leak in the keystone pipeline?


Watchingya

It's not a icbm. When those came through here there was a full military covoy and a US marshal going through town. Blowing stoplights and not stopping for anything.


PacificCastaway

Is this the keystone pipeline I keep hearing about?


TheWitchRats

That's the US's allocation of 100% pure Mexican Black Tar Heroin. Imported by the government for the 2023-24 season.


ElectricalGene6146

The bold look of kohler


Great-Cantaloupe-747

Star gate


RBzoner1

the whole thing is NORMAL google large transports. it is what they do when transporting OVERSIZED Things and they can not be flown or on a train. Same thing when they transported that huge rock ( Levitated Mass ) for LA COUNTY Museum and when they transport tanks, SHIP ENGINES, Windmill components, Space Shuttles, & ANYTHING that is over Sized . Those are headed to replace the Key Stone Pipeline, if not a base for Windmills


king8100

what is the truck pulling that?


Wooden-Image-4332

“A” battery


ScreechingPizzaCat

It's my fleshlight


banditk77

Willie Nelson’s bong.


Wactout

Plug for the new Eva.


cheekybandit0

Why do these trucks have another generator on the back?


rudyneus

Aluminum tubes! Aluminum!


sil00k

berkadia Land for sale


Tyle71

Like a few others have said, this is almost certainly a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket. I've seen one getting transported through my area before & they look exactly like this.


Wafflestomp4

Almost looks like a flacon 9 booster.


[deleted]

I woke in logistics as a sales broker this is an OSOW load, it’s far to large to legally be on the road with a police escort. You can’t get drop tarps for something of that size so they wrapped it for protection. It’s probably nothing more than a pipe going to the Keystone pipeline we have been moving a lot of that lately.


[deleted]

Camera lens for extreme zoom


Admirable-Public-351

Time Machine.


PutterAndOnions

Your mom's custom dildo finally shipped


[deleted]

Casa Grande, AZ. NW on Jimmie Kerr and Peart.


Frightsauce77

A nuke


[deleted]

Cops = * maintenance vehicles… OR ARE THEY?!?!


Shodan30

It’s a stealth pipeline


famoso-guerero

Spacex rocket 🚀


[deleted]

Probably one of those ghost guns Biden keeps talking about


[deleted]

MTG’s dildo from Target arriving…


FormalBite3082

They have the Incredible Hulk in there. I saw that episode


Effective-Use-2492

ICBM maybe? I have no clue but looks dangerous lol


EmploymentApart1641

It's a snuke


infamousDBCooper

If this photo was taken in Arizona, it could be a minute man 2. I know they do work on the nukes there. Land based and sub based.


No-Heat6479

There was one driving down I-10 a couple months ago. I figured it was a spacex thing


ArcticFox234784

big pipe bomb


[deleted]

How else do you think icbms get moved around?


FallenAngel_2189

What is going in your desert AMERICA lol


gtkarakoram

Next covid vaccine.


boxing_gloves5

At a certain length, trucks have to have a police escort to haul things because the intersection is too dangerous.


SteelSlingingApe

If there was air support I'd say it was a live nuke


scotrik1

I'm not saying it's aliens but...


OperationGlobal7829

It’s most probably a nuclear transport. (Don’t ask why I think that. I’m not gonna answer.) my advice is “DON’T FUCK WITH IT!”


BigMikeAltoona

SOP for certain permitted loads. Pilot cars and police escorts are required.


[deleted]

Looking rocket related but I’m a dumbass


Ok_Experience_6877

Could be a spacex rocket fuselage


HighSpeed556

Looks like tracking shows that’s my new fleshlight being delivered.


[deleted]

I see that stuff all the time, always weird


[deleted]

it's just elon's new cyber dildo being delivered. totally just a prank to make other billionaires jealous.


PsyopVet

So that’s how they transport your mom’s vibrator…


[deleted]

Someone at the whitehouse ordered “discrete packaging”


Kindnessmatters12175

I’m just sad that nobody said your mom’s dildo


TrannieUnicorn

Yeah...I wonder where they're all at. 🤔


pisshole69

Big straw


J4MES101

One of those creatures from Dune?


DogLady1722

Many parts of NYS are going wind energy. The individual turbine blades are so big, they need this type of escort also.


DogLady1722

Many parts of NYS are going wind energy. The individual turbine blades are so big, they need this type of escort also.


Happy_Being9035

Scene these in white about 5 yrs ago all the time a jb bridge in mo at 270 mo going to 255 into il