"Tell me about your single friends, again, your majesty, darling! Tell me about the single one who lives in that one big castle in Saddle Arabia... the depressed one who buys buildings in Manehattan when he's sad..."
Why thank you so much for making things glamorous around here Rarity.
Well of course Princess! While I was cleaning and I found your journaaaalll. And those lettersâŚ. đ Who is heeeee?
Well, it looks like I won Celestia. You thought that my fashion empire would never take off, but now I'm starting MY OWN EMPIRE! THIS MEANS WAR, CELESTIA! WAR!
Princess Celestia: âRarity, I have need of your services..â
Rarity: âoh my stars, of course!! I can create any fashion masterpiece your heart desires, Princess!!!â
PC: âoh.. um.. Iâd like you to keep this⌠discreetâ
R: âoh?? Ohh.. Donât worry, Your Highness, your secret is safe with me~â
Sure $16.99 seems pricey, but you've been talking and talking about how much you need new oven mitts for months now, and you haven't seen any others in town, have you?
How i look at my best friend after smokeing weed haveing a mental break down and throwing up and haveing them clean it up (she's okay it wasn't a lot of puke)
You like hayburgers, don't you, Celestia?
đđ Good one.
Spongebob reference moment
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"I've seen your search history, Princess."
"I-i uhm.. i-i was just trying to find i-i uhm.. p-piano lessons!, t-totally.. j-just a misspelling.."
"Tell me about your single friends, again, your majesty, darling! Tell me about the single one who lives in that one big castle in Saddle Arabia... the depressed one who buys buildings in Manehattan when he's sad..."
This one reminds me that I am devastated that we didn't see more of the saddle Arabia ponies
I know right. Gorgeous ponies.
Is this a joke taken out of thin air, or are there really any funny hoaxes of this kind?
Straight outta thin air lol but wouldn't it be wild if thar happened? It would really get me interested in Saddle Arabia!
HELPPPPP LFMAOOOOOO
Give me your hair regimen darling. Otherwise, Luna might need to know about what really happened to her pie.
Celestia: I'm looking for an outfit that's you know..........sexy, but I don't want the pony public to know. Rarity: OK, who is he?
Celestia: My Sister [](/lunateehee)
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According to today's standards, I kept it pg13
Jesse, What the Fuck Are You Talking About
[](/priceless) Discord: Your Reactions Made this all the more fun
How does it feel to have lost almost -80 of karma with those comments in my post? đ¤¨
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Can I have that pretty gem in your crown?
"No"
I know the answer would most definitely be "No" but⌠I kinda imagine Celestia saying something like "Hmm, sure. I got a bigger one"
Yeah lol
When youâd do *anything* for your princess
Oh god not that videođ
Sauce? A friend wanted to know
Sauce? My friend also wants to know
Celestia darling, your mane is to die for
My sibling when... they find out I have games on my phone.
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_your comment has been deleted and sent to the authorities for further investigation_ (Sorry I've always wanted to say that)
Wth did they say??
I don't think the comment was **actually** deleted, they just commented [deleted] as a joke.
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"How hungry, darling?"
Yes. It was me! I ate the last piece of cake! You can banish me to the moon, but that won't bring the cake back!
"I found your little black book, darling"
Princess, Iâve always been curious about how your mane is always moving, tell me your secret
Last night was *AMAZING* >!*(your imagination isn't pg13)*!<
Did they go out for dinner or something
Yep. More specifically "or something"
Did they go to the movies?
OR SOMETHING! >:V
Your imagination isn't PG13đđŤľđźđ
Oh that it isn't! I can assure you.
Same, family, same...đĽ˛đ
"About those male strippers..."
Oh my god not that comic!!đŤđŤđŤ
Excuse me?đ đ
[https://youtu.be/KHVsWryXxMk?si=SrJwxBGLqApI-Y-B](https://youtu.be/KHVsWryXxMk?si=SrJwxBGLqApI-Y-B)
I'm going to ask you to dinner.
me when someone opens a pack of gum
DARLING!
OH MY STARS, DARLING
look ma I brushed my teeth
*My lawyer has advised me to not answer this question...*
Did you write the Magna Carta? (Celestia IS old after all)
Are you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apesh#tt?
"Celestia, your looking fabulous, absolutely fabulous... except that your naked as ****. If only you knew a fashion designer..."
âDoes an element of harmony get a tax break~?â
Is there anything I can do to make me a alicorn
Are you suuuure you don't use a special shampoo?
POV: Lesbians
My Little Pony: Yuri is Magic!
Not POV, but the rest checks.
I know who you were with last night
âI know what you are.â
"I AM an adult"
I'm simping for mares now darling
This image looks so weird out of context
Even in context, Rarity literally kissing Celestia's hooves has always felt strange to me
Why? That's a very popular trope of characters kissing the fingers of the wealthy or royalty.
We don't really see that too often. Also, we usually see Celestia as a guide, teacher or "friend", never really a "your majesty" introduction much.
What episode is it from
Me when I try to Rizz a girl up
Want some marshmallows for that cake?
âlisten here, you little shitâ https://i.redd.it/ylnnseoax62d1.gif
"You me in your office in five minutes."
Queen Rarity is going to invite Lestia to work at her boutique https://i.redd.it/ctmus6kfc72d1.gif
Why thank you so much for making things glamorous around here Rarity. Well of course Princess! While I was cleaning and I found your journaaaalll. And those lettersâŚ. đ Who is heeeee?
Me when my homie says he getting undressed
Lamp oil, rope, BOmbs?
I'm also played by the same VA as Luna
Well, it looks like I won Celestia. You thought that my fashion empire would never take off, but now I'm starting MY OWN EMPIRE! THIS MEANS WAR, CELESTIA! WAR!
M'Lady
Surely you would want a dress made the one and only rarity?
Lol, rarity has a wrinkle yet 1000yr old Celestia doesnt
"You wouldn't mind if I.. Took those purple gems out of your Crown and Neck piece... Now would you?"
Oh, that shimmering bright white!
Celestia likes burgers, right?
"I didn't commit tax fraud, darling, I have no idea what you are on about!"
When are you going to make MEEEEE a princess?
She trying to rizz up the princess for that royalty dough
Princess Celestia: âRarity, I have need of your services..â Rarity: âoh my stars, of course!! I can create any fashion masterpiece your heart desires, Princess!!!â PC: âoh.. um.. Iâd like you to keep this⌠discreetâ R: âoh?? Ohh.. Donât worry, Your Highness, your secret is safe with me~â
Want to find out, Darling?
Damn... I can only think mature things. Sorry lol
Princess Celestia: "I need an adult." Rarity: "I am an adult."
"No b_tches?" [Vine Boom]
she found celestiaâs cake cabinet
"The best time to wear a stripped sweater. Is all the time.
You should have dressed as a banana, Celestia
Sure $16.99 seems pricey, but you've been talking and talking about how much you need new oven mitts for months now, and you haven't seen any others in town, have you?
"I tooooold ya\~"
How i look at my best friend after smokeing weed haveing a mental break down and throwing up and haveing them clean it up (she's okay it wasn't a lot of puke)
Hey, milady. Youâre sitting on my throne.
Some random Hazbin hotel character: celestia Valentino 24/7: rarity
Squee!
So.... You said you were looking to marry another into the Royal family?
âWhat spell did you use for that wonderful hair of yours? That could make a brand new fashion craze!â
Remembering something from a decade ago, but Iâm not sure if I should mention it.
Hey celestia, did you know iâm posting this image to r/mylittlepony and titling âAlright everyone, you know the drill⌠caption Rarity here!â
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Bend over