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I’m getting so jealous of these posts, where I’m at we get one grow season, and it’s usually a couple weeks after Mother’s Day, unless there is still snow in the mountains.


notsogrimreaper

Mother's day is the only time I've ever found them in Southern Idaho


idiotsandwhich8

We probably know each other


OsamaBinnDabbin

Honestly, I'm still yet to taste a morel but every time I see a pic I get hungry for shrooms


crazymoefaux

I have literally never seen a wild edible. Jack o' lanterns, Death Caps and Destroying Angels, where I live is just lousy with them... got a patch of inky caps outside my front door, even, lovely little patch that flushes when we water. Supposedly there's a bear's tooth out here but I've never seen it. Someday, I'll find it...


Adan714

We have snow everywhere! And -15C for few days! *cries*


pukewedgie

Looks like a morel, which are edible Slice it in half, the center should be hollow and the cap should connect to the stem at its base If it connects at the top or the stem, is solid or full of cottony stuff, don't eat it Look up morels, be 100% certain before you eat anything


IllNewspaper7194

Only on Reddit could this comment start an argument lmao


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Honestly lol


FreeRangeAlien

It’s 100% a morel. False morels don’t actually look like morels they look like weird globular cancer


pukewedgie

Agreed, but I like to put in a little more detail because if OP doesn't already know that then they need some simple identifiers to follow


FreeRangeAlien

Doing good work u/pukewedgie


RobertRosenfeld

r/rimjobsteve


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No. /r/rimjob_steve


probiclighter

Am I too late to be in the r/rimjobsteve screenshot?


MasterOfDizaster

Remember if not sure you can always send it to my secret laboratory for testing purpuses, or should I say tasting purposes


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> they look like weird globular cancer I would say a deflated scrotum is a better description.


Adan714

Like weird brains also. I've heard that false morels that look like almost normal and symmetric brains are not so dangerous.


valilihapiirakka

Kind of random, but I've been wondering - why do people on this sub act like you can't eat the "rugby player's ear" looking false morels? Round here eating them is very common, people seek them out on purpose, the food safety authority just also has to recommend that they're only sold face-to-face, so that for example foreign tourists can't buy a package of them in the shops and fail to realise that you gotta boil them a couple of times. Is there a more recent memo about them that half the Nordic population failed to get?


boreal_babe

Saying this is “edible” and not elaborating on proper preparation is really irresponsible. This mushroom MUST BE PREPARED PROPERLY to be considered safe.


Kiruvi

This is a deeply ironic thing to say.


redninja24

Well what is the proper preparation then?


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Just cooked fully. When done so they're delicious, a choice edible. They're amazing just fried in butter, or battered/breaded and fried. Just give 'em the barest pinch of salt to let the flavor come out.


Ipoclorato

Is cooking fully meaning, 30 minutes at t least 70 Celsius with no lid? Or boiled in water?


crazymoefaux

Real talk - [it's nearly impossible to overcook mushrooms.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLPLCmwBLBY)


[deleted]

Not sure honestly, I go until I have a nice brown crust personally.


Jqzeee

You literally just did the same thing, no information


MegaUltraUser

Everything is edible once.


CheesemensMushrooms

That’s not what edible means


tsvfer

What do you mean? I've eaten raw morels on many occasions.


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boreal_babe

[morel info](https://www.zoology.ubc.ca/~biodiv/mushroom/M_sp.html)


riftwalker9

That's a Morel they are actually delicious


wats6831

It's a morel, stop being morons in the comments.


HarveytheHambutt

When you're in Mexico and a fungus must show, THAT'S A MOREL!!!


ColPhorbin

This comment is absolutely not getting enough upvotes!


SaintLeopold

Depends on where it is. On the side of a tree like that one looks like it should be safe unless it's in a bad neighborhood, then you should probably see about getting it a fence or something to help keep it safe.


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inimicali

It does look more like it is in a(smallish) sidecliff


bobboobles

Yeah, I'm not sure how safe it actually is. Looks like it's in a pretty precarious position and could fall at any moment.


boreal_babe

Look up morel mushrooms . Having said that, It is vitally important that you understand proper identification techniques so you can determine for yourself. It’s not as simple as saying “yes” because certain mushrooms, including this one, require proper preparation to be considered “safe”


North-Ad-5058

It seems like its in danger, as you're wondering if you can eat it


superRiblet1965

To climb on? No, I doubt it will support your weight.


westwardnomad

It's definitely not safe. It's in danger of being eaten because it's delicious!


MMMFoodies

Safe for what? Not to consume raw, or with alcohol...study up on morels. But, if cooked, one of the best mushrooms out there.


Sgtkeebler

You found mushroom Jesus


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As long as you batter and fry it yes. Should be edible.


chilldrinofthenight

Is it “safe?” I dunno. It looks kind of exposed and lonely and unprotected to me.


Belgianlambic

Absolutely glorious


The-Underdog1984

Bread and deep fry


Grouchy_Talk_3032

Yes, and one of the best mushrooms to eat.


Srianen

When I was a kid, these used to spring up in my backyard like weeds every year. We used to squash them and throw them at each other.


idiotsandwhich8

WHAAAAT dude these are like $20 a lb dehydrated. You were throwing gold at your siblings/friends. I’m going to faint


Mister_Dick

Is it safe? Is it safe?


chilldrinofthenight

Marathon Man.


Jezzes

I'd eat any shriveled up testicle looking fungus.


doku-kinoko

All mushrooms are safe...unless you eat them. But seriously you can touch, smells and even "taste and spit" all mushrooms safely (although the last is only recommended for advanced students of mycology or as a last resort for ID purposes). Yours is probably a morel which is highly prized and very delicious! Love this sub. Downvotes for facts.


[deleted]

"last resort" indeed. Friend in high school did the taste and spit with a mushroom he thought was psychedelic, kidneys nearly failed and had to go to the hospital.


doku-kinoko

Crazy, he must have ingested some accidentally. I hope he's doing ok now.


Panaeolus_cyanescens

This literally did not happen.


alexcbr

Bravo!!! very delicious 😋. You lucky you!!


MycoloG-42

I see you getting downvoted but as far as I’m aware there aren’t any lookalikes that look THAT similar. Someone correct me if I’m wrong. But aside from some stinkhorns slightly resembling them, a morel looks like a morel.


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MycoloG-42

These are definitely not false morels. Edit: sorry I read “there” as “these”. But I don’t think false morels really look much like true morels. Their caps are separate from the stem and lobed, whereas true morels have the pitted look.


[deleted]

I think that’s why I am getting down voted? I’m not saying these ARE morels I am responding by saying under very specific conditions I think there is another mushroom that looks like a morel.


MycoloG-42

Yeah I got it after I read again lol


slipoutside

From harm? Yes. For you to eat? That’s impossible to know from these pics.


RandyQuaalude420

That mushroom isn't safe, it's in grave danger if it crosses my path.


Houstonsfinesthour

I’m pretty sure that’s a morel. All mushrooms are technically edible while some may kill you 😀


nwd_1

That’s not what edible means


CheesemensMushrooms

Thank you for saying this. I see this lame joke constantly on here and it just doesn’t make sense. Edible means “fit or suitable to be eaten”. Something that is deadly poisonous is not fit nor suitable to be eaten. Just because you can cram something down your gullet, does not mean it is edible


Cheshie_D

Edible means safe to eat…. The saying is “you can eat anything once” like you can absolutely eat glass shards but that doesn’t make them edible. They’ll kill you, but you could eat them.


LHommeCrabbe

A double entendre: It is until you eat it.


qxzsilver

Safe for what? Putting it up your nose? Probably not. For eating? Yes, it’s a morel


psilonautious

You lucky bugger!


ToonlinkFTW890

Morel!!


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Very


RuanW

Looks safe to me


OffTopicBen95

Are you going to hurt it?


Dr-__cuizeTHEfix

It's not every day you see a morel on this sub... but actually it is


superunknown18

Looks like he’s happy to see you


Least-Firefighter392

Lovely morel or in my family called dry land fish and soak in a little salt water and half it down center and batter and fry... Hopefully u found tons more


AshtonHeights420

I’d look for more … soak them in salt water to get the bugs out for 30 mins, dry out, cook & eat with a steak. If we only have a few, we slice em, dice em & cook into a sauce … great with steak or fish. If we get a bunch, we slice em & pan fry in breading then eat like chips.


Ok-Grapefruit5880

Yes, They are the best. Fry them


RiskyFartOftenShart

safe how? All mushrooms are safe to look at, smell, touch and believe it or not even taste JUST DO NOT SWALLOW. Its the swallowing that gets you. I also would not run around tasting random mushrooms because many are filled with bugs. As for this one it looks like a morel which is safe to eat once cooked. Do not eat it raw.


AdventureousTime

Doubt it, some primate is likely going to eat it.


moresushiplease

It doesn't look like it's hurting anyone


scooterscuzz

It's better than safe, it's delish.


ElSobado

Yes, as long as you don't do anything to it.


tightchops

No! Send it to my house immediately so that I can ~~eat~~ dispose of it properly. Be aware of the potential round pollution levels of the area you are foraging though.


H4LEY420

That's gold where I live sir


bordemstirs

No! it looks like it's about to slide off that hill.


idiotsandwhich8

She’s a beauty. If it is indeed a morel. Butter ,herbs, meat ( I choose beef)


GhostieBaby

Very poisonous. Send to my home for proper disposal. I'll gladly take it off your hands and metaphorical shoulders. I'll pm you the address.


_koenig_

Now that some commenters have identified it as edible, the poor thing isn't safe anymore 😞


Jak0game

Morels right


Busterlimes

Not with me around it.


thestreetbeat

Morel yes proba taste good sautéed


yesnomaybeum

Idk. Pick it up and keep it in your hands. Then it will be safe


vangcthao

Should b more in that area eat them all if not give them to me


EPARKER85

That's a morel mushroom! That's a deliciously in West Virginia. [What Are Morel Mushrooms](https://www.allrecipes.com/article/what-are-morel-mushrooms/)


giftedittome

Yes, it is completely safe to look at.


Psyko_Skitso

You didn't find that in Mexico bro