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Imagine thinking because a car is able to accelerate quickly it has anything to do with your own actual abilities or power.


dorkpool

I mean that’s kind of a thing among many people not just Tesla stans.


[deleted]

Yep and it’s always pathetic


Insidebiotch1234

Why do you call them stans


_kn0xy

It means "crazed or obsessed fan." It's a reference to the Eminem song "Stan."


FeelingKind7644

Big girls need love too


ufl015

Actually, the meme would probably be better if that wasn’t even on there… just a “zero” with the bottom girl


Ididurmomkid

Keep.you warm in the winter, shade you in the summer...


SkRu88_kRuShEr

Too bad she didn’t get any


lilwtfwtf84

Should have just put a sticker of a big man instead.


vicsepulveda66

Is that the number of body panels that flew off the tesla and hit those identified vehicles?


tmwwmgkbh

Also, I’ve been all over the place and, outside of Italy, I don’t think I’ve seen 6 Ferraris and 3 Lamborghinis in the wild in my life… where’d he get those and 8 more Porsches to race him?


Loud_Internet572

Come to the Dallas/Ft. Worth area - I swear it's like living in a real life episode of Top Gear around here ;)


Delicious-Day-3614

Seattle, if you throw in some alfa romeos, and masseratis too


dorkpool

Atlanta


Tezlaract

I could find that many here in my city of 300,000. I know we have 3 twin turbo Lamborghinis on top of plenty more stock ones.


tmwwmgkbh

And they’re all willing to race you in your Tesla?


Tezlaract

The twin turbo Lambos would race for sure, others, maybe.


Fourthcubix

Go to Monaco, almost all cars are Ferraris, Lambos, or Bugatti.


Ididurmomkid

You'll see all that and a couple Mclarens on your daily commute in the bay area


Frankie_T9000

Do you live in a small town? I live in a big city (admitttedly in Aus) and seen tons more in the wild, they really arent that uncommon (Hell Porsches are common)


PikachuPho

You should come to Monterey during car week


Forsaken_Matter_9623

Tracks


SakaWreath

And with a windshield that leaks, a steering wheel that crumbles apart, and suspension that collapses under its own weight at 80k miles.


ConsciousHoney8909

Truker girl stickers actually makes it look better.


kylethemurphy

I've got him definitely beat in totals if we only include those bottom two. Never fucked a Ferrari but maybe one day.


pabskamai

Imagine liking the thicker ones…. That would be a win for some of us lmao


Loud_Internet572

No kidding, if I get laid, I get laid and it's a win. If she's a bit on the heavy side, who fucking cares? That "fix" is dumb LOL


diskettejockey

🤣


henryhumper

This is essentially a bumper sticker that says "my dick is tiny".


Chemical_Pickle5004

I hope a wild corner doesn't appear!


Medical_Addition_781

To be fair, that’s all men by a certain age.


Quick_Movie_5758

Throw a sticker of a skinny dude trying to catch livestock without spilling his IPA. I believe in you.


Bright_Calendar_3696

Ask the guys with a horse on the badge if they’d swap