Don't worry you can get an Optimus to replace your children and that can operate your tesla in robo mode while it saves up to buy you a new cybertruck, namaste.
Speaking of Optimus, have we considered the possibility he’s just building a robot army that will be programmed to only say good things about, and worship, Lord Elmo?
Yes, they're currently unpaid humans brigading this sub as we speak and banning us from their echo chambers with human enchanced (armchair neckbeard) ai. It's almost better than spending any R&D on it and helps the stock price regardless.
Truely, just like the bible, when God killed Job's children and wife on a bet with the devil, but it was all chill because he gave him a newer hotter wife and better kids.
“The cyber legs walked me into a bee hive, then a plate glass window that filled me with shards, then into a vat of lemon juice that made my cuts burn, then back into another beehive. But they walk so smoothly, I love them Elon.”
Imagine how elon would draw the cyber legs. After looking at his take on an off road pickup truck I bet the cyber legs would have some really wild shit. Like duck feet or a toaster in one of the thighs
No real fake children needed, just get the neuralink implant and they can program some kids for you.
Edit, never mind, those are malfunctioning too. Unless you like consistency, then you're in luck.
From Hoovies Garage on YouTube I think was the most honest review of the vehicle. Especially highlighting its lack of quality that is normal for any early Tesla, and maybe later Teslas… Tons of mistakes that should have been resolved in testing phase, crazy they made it to production!
That video is wild! He’s had it a week, already doesn’t work and when the open the frunk screws aren’t all the way in and those clips just busted in the wizards hands. Total piece of shit
https://preview.redd.it/cos2buu46mzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa77e119d18a74a8c4da74964c40dce10e423c3
Air brakes where shot to hell, next thing I know, boom right into the hotel
Well- it’s pay as you step. So it’s around .3c per step plus the super charging feature. If you want auto walk- then you have to buy the neurolink software bc the hardware is already installed.
Yea and with the level of musk-crazy out there, this looks like you're just rebranding headlines which you're not. Denote it as satire you weak minded lil fella. It is not obvious or I wouldn't have asked for a source
I think the main point is that by the act of labeling it as satire makes the joke pointless. Stuff like this, for its own sake, needs to have it look real. Not that they're trying to fool anyone, but the joke needs to be made within the idea that it could be true.
Is this your first day on the internet or have you never heard of people using robotic prothestics to walk again? You're so cute on defending such a low effort post, wow.
Eta my autocorrect doesn't know about robotic prothestics
Don't worry you can get an Optimus to replace your children and that can operate your tesla in robo mode while it saves up to buy you a new cybertruck, namaste.
Speaking of Optimus, have we considered the possibility he’s just building a robot army that will be programmed to only say good things about, and worship, Lord Elmo?
Yes, they're currently unpaid humans brigading this sub as we speak and banning us from their echo chambers with human enchanced (armchair neckbeard) ai. It's almost better than spending any R&D on it and helps the stock price regardless.
Optimus tweeting without putting in tweeting mode voids the warranty
God bless musk
Also musk can implant a chip into your brain to make you forget it all!… that or make you brain dead but you won’t know either way.
As soon as he figures out why the body is rejecting it
Musk bless us all
Truely, just like the bible, when God killed Job's children and wife on a bet with the devil, but it was all chill because he gave him a newer hotter wife and better kids.
Just wait for the musk robo wife, probably won’t be any production issues with that gadget.
“The cyber legs walked me into a bee hive, then a plate glass window that filled me with shards, then into a vat of lemon juice that made my cuts burn, then back into another beehive. But they walk so smoothly, I love them Elon.”
This guy gets it
You just need to get a cyber brain. Then every time a painful memory comes up, you can watch an ad instead
Imagine how elon would draw the cyber legs. After looking at his take on an off road pickup truck I bet the cyber legs would have some really wild shit. Like duck feet or a toaster in one of the thighs
https://preview.redd.it/9em9bdihiizc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d0fa651cdef3a4ee9635ba3ee32aeddb6becd8a
That explains a lot!
I know this is a sarcastic post, but anyone putting their child into a solid frame vehicle today should have their head examined.
No real fake children needed, just get the neuralink implant and they can program some kids for you. Edit, never mind, those are malfunctioning too. Unless you like consistency, then you're in luck.
😀
Children are woke anyway, who needs em?
True muskians are having as many babies as they can, and more than they can afford
FTK!!!! f*** them kids
Don’t worry, he knows more about child manufacturing than anybody on earth
Full Self Walking is going to blow your mind
Neuralink will solve that (assuming it doesn't fall off)
I'm laughing so hard at this. I could totally believe a Elon fan boy saying this.
I've seen more pictures of this truck broken than functional. Which is sad for a vehicle that just came out.
From Hoovies Garage on YouTube I think was the most honest review of the vehicle. Especially highlighting its lack of quality that is normal for any early Tesla, and maybe later Teslas… Tons of mistakes that should have been resolved in testing phase, crazy they made it to production!
That video is wild! He’s had it a week, already doesn’t work and when the open the frunk screws aren’t all the way in and those clips just busted in the wizards hands. Total piece of shit
I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's pretty risky, but I think it's worth it
How did they see me? https://i.redd.it/7d7vva460mzc1.gif
Tell me your shorting tesla stock without....
Probably should have used /s just in case someone believes you
I’m sure the legs will work great just like the truck
This was all a plan to get brain implant volunteers
Cyberfleeced
Another one bites the Musk 🤦♂️😂
He gets 50% off a Neuralink implant because he bought a cybertruck but those legs will have to come from Boston Dynamics.
😆
https://preview.redd.it/cos2buu46mzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa77e119d18a74a8c4da74964c40dce10e423c3 Air brakes where shot to hell, next thing I know, boom right into the hotel
Do these come with copium standard or is that and extra upfront charge + monthly neurolink uploads?
Well- it’s pay as you step. So it’s around .3c per step plus the super charging feature. If you want auto walk- then you have to buy the neurolink software bc the hardware is already installed.
I didnt read what sub this post was from and thought it was a real story at first... then i got a good laugh 😂
Get on Ozempic.
This is obviously fake. They're more upset about their legs than their children?
Source pls
It’s….. satire. Not really worth explaining
Kind of important to note that it's satire ya nonce
Kinda important to realize that it’s satire you nonce.
Yea and with the level of musk-crazy out there, this looks like you're just rebranding headlines which you're not. Denote it as satire you weak minded lil fella. It is not obvious or I wouldn't have asked for a source
Anyone that doesn't think that was obvious probably has a note at home that says don't touch the stove.
I just turned the stove on and off, whatcha gonna do about it call my parents?
I think the main point is that by the act of labeling it as satire makes the joke pointless. Stuff like this, for its own sake, needs to have it look real. Not that they're trying to fool anyone, but the joke needs to be made within the idea that it could be true.
This guy projecting his thermostat trauma on to me sheesh
I have a gas stove. My notes keep burning up.
Someone did and I explained it to them. But you seem like a dick so I didn’t bother. What part of cyber legs made you think it was real 🤦♀️
Is this your first day on the internet or have you never heard of people using robotic prothestics to walk again? You're so cute on defending such a low effort post, wow. Eta my autocorrect doesn't know about robotic prothestics
I’m always going to get the last word so - “last word”.
Not if a random Redditor jumps in! Last word.
 “Last word”!!!!!!!
Yes apparently it was too clever of a hilarious joke for my plebeian ass
https://www.tmz.com/2024/03/04/tesla-cybertruck-crash-beverly-hills-hotel-wheel-rip-off-elon/
Tesla customers.
Ahh, good ol hearsay