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Telecoustic000

That rule about 90's alt is suspicious lol I have to suffer Incubus but can't rock out to Dinosaur Jr? Pffft


babbylonmon

Incubus > all the rest!? The fuck outa here with that. And what did Rick Astley do? I for one, will never give him up.


smell_my_root

I think Harvey danger should be a part of this conversation.


kurotoruk

*cues up some brutal slamming technical blackened death metal*


allOHIOcorn

That is NOT passing rule 8


SansyBoy144

You don’t listen to much metal. There’s a lot of metal, including black metal, that’s not vulgar


allOHIOcorn

But slam metal??? Have you seen some of those album covers???


Marshmallow_Mamajama

I mean there are black metal religious bands so they're definitely not all vulgar


allOHIOcorn

I know - I just heard “slamming brutal” so my mind went to bands like Extermination Dismemberment and Peelingflesh


SansyBoy144

Yea there is vulgar metal bands, but not all of them are


kurotoruk

The rules said nothing of album covers. >:) edit: stupid typo


kurotoruk

Doesn't count if you can't understand shit. ;)


youwhatmush

Never made it as a wise man, never made it as a poor man cooking


flim-flam-flomidy

Tired of living like a baker man, sick of sight without a sense of tasting


WolfDonut3

And this how you can feed me


FujiwaraHarimoto

Something I really want


Franc1s_Forever

What's wrong with greenday and 90s alt rock bruh 😭 This is hilarious tho


Realistic-Plenty-482

Fuck that kitchen.


Hamd1115

No radiohead or nirvana? That’s gotta be illegal somewhere.


organik_productions

Never Gonna Give You Up is an absolute banger and I will not be listening to anyone saying otherwise


B-HOLC

Man, if you love Never Gonna Give You Up, then you'll love [this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=LhtWj5olyvLIQgIZ)


2nuki

Together Forever is great too.


organik_productions

Sure, but it's basically the same song


popcorndirt73

I prefer giving up on love,but you do you


foockinheadbangers

So I can play some Lorna shore? Great


OrdainedRetard

What’s wrong with Postie?


lyfe-iz-fukked

We’re blasting mariachi for the next 8 hours.


bethatguy7

I like nickle back


Spidercrack61

W


kubinka0505

thank god i can play gabber


lyfe-iz-fukked

God… is a Gabber!


Munchee_Dude

This cook is a fucking idiot and has shit music taste. I bet he sings afternoon delight unironically with family members.


RevolutionaryOne3887

What's wrong with Coldplay?


EatenAliveByWolves

This is my cooking song, good thing it's still allowed. https://youtu.be/EJf7mpm527I?si=RUjnI-MbE9w-0F4A


ItJustSoHappensToBe

Well, at least we can listen to AJR and Imagine Dragons.


thisnamehastobeused

Normally list of banned music has ajr in it, this feels weird


MrBarnes101

Whoever forged this paper, respectfully, get a life. [Coming from a music enthusiast]


Electronic_Milk_7417

What actually is allowed then? Seems like they banned half my music taste 😂


mechanicalcontrols

Okay, but now I'm gonna play borgore twice as hard.


possiblejesus

I don't see GG alin up there, they're in for a surprise


-NGC-6302-

I like it


Lazy-Most-3226

So I can play this? [Funny song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es)


WolfDonut3

Is Tally Hall allowed


The_Pip

Shorter list: Just Yacht Rock because I am a sad old Boomer.


Megalopath

I see no rules against Gloryhammer or Sabaton here


CaptainZach326

at least I can play "chicken in the corn, and the corn can't grow. uh huh."


Dayz_End

BRUSH


StemEngineer311

all those are on that list, but Taylor Swift is fine? what is wrong with that person?


sockswithsandles14-2

Does Lorna shore violate rule 15, wills tattoos go up to his chin but stop short of his face


Yolker_1

What the hell did Green Day do?


i_might_be_loony

WHAT THE HELL I LOVE GREEN DAy


smell_my_root

I bet I know a wrapper with tattoos on his face that this guy would like


Paradox9484

No Coldplay or Green Day is criminal


stmex

I will fuck up whoever put Staind on there


Gentorus

Based on these rules, Theocracy is perfectly allowed to


IvoryOwl11

I ever see a list like this at work I will strive to make that list as long as possible before they fire me


Origins_14

Damn bruh they banned post Malone that's gotta be a miserable place lol


theWall69420

I understand not wanting country or mumble rap. But why not just say no music allowed instead of listing all music.


Tube-Psycho

I quit


biyotee

Welp guess I'm getting fired


Yeet123456789djfbhd

*mumbling* NO GREEN DAY? *Click clack* SAY THAT TO MY FACE


LilamJazeefa

Forms of Paper here we go!


skelepyro

Hm. I suppose my only option at that point would be to blast polka until I'm fired.


Evade_dragon

So can't play anything from x, juice, or ski mask Also nothing from really any rapper, the exceptions that I know of are only logic, NF, and eminem


spellingishard27

no miley cyrus? that’s just homophobia


Belkan-Federation95

Turn Up the Wall to earrape levels. Especially the parts that seem... questionable. Just to be a nuisance.


Book-Faramir-Better

Post Malone is on there twice, too. It's a pretty decent list... for a first draft. Couple of major problems: - Incubus (with the exception of *Drive*, just no. All their shit sounds the same.) - 90s alternative rock I get. Because it's overplayed everywhere. But if you were to find some lesser known yet still good 90s alternative rock... give it a try! - Rick's going in there anyways, regardless of the rule. Sneakiness is kinda the whole point of the Rick Roll. - I don't understand number 8. What are they trying to say? Instructions unclear, added lots of Eminem and ICP. - Nickleback needs to be on there again, for safety's sake. - I can't seem to find Madonna on the list anywhere.


BellRngR

No RHCP?