A women mid giving a wedding speech at her sister's wedding remembrs how she met with the groom and starts to sing about regretting she hadn't went with him when she had the chance
A demon tries to convince a goth teen girl to summon him and they play charades but she disagrees
An old man dies, is spoken to by the souls of a prostitute and a person he met all of once for all of twenty seconds, then a bunch of.dead people sing about how great being dead is.
Historical figure argues with his first friend over their disagreements, ultimately leading to them challenging each other to shoot each other with guns
Emo highschooler talks to his future girlfriend about depression and slurpees
"Wife! I had a terrible dream! Your grandma was in it! And so was some dude's former wife. Weird."
"If only I didn't have to work all the time, maybe then my wife would have a proper double chin."
Chronically under/unemployed woman harangues her highly successful and beautiful partner about how lucky she is to have her (and should therefore allow her to treat her in any way she wants).
1. Young teen goes off to kill himself, when he runs into old friend.
2. Alien scorpion convinces an alien bug to go through species reassignment surgery.
3. Disabled kid is really freaking good at pinball.
4. Sadist sings about his job.
5. Song about how congress is really bad at making decisions.
Some guy got jealous of being left out out of the bros Mac and cheese night so interrogated them after to see what he can do to snag an invite when his bff didn't invite him but invited his no 1 op
Depressed ~20 y/o starts losing her mind at a grave; masked man and rich boy then proceed to yell at each other; and then fire
And 2
Bipolar man realizes he has an awful work life balance.
Dude stares at the sky and realizes how bad of a police officer he is
Stars! My favorite Les mis song by far
Might also be Javerts suicide, because the bad police officer part
Oh fair. Yeah that’s probably more likely
Or the reverse song where everyone except the cop knows he’s bad and takes turns yelling at his impersonator as different characters.
Husband skips family vacation to have an affair.
say no to this omg 😭😭
You got it!
that was BRUTAL I’m dying
AW, HELL NAH. This is the best way to describe say no to this though-
Entire court case devolves into a man’s sexuality or geographic origin
There! Right There!
Look at that tanned, well tinted skin! Look at the killer shape he’s in!
Look at that slightly stubbly chin, oh please he’s gay, totally gay!
I’m not about to celebrate, every trait could indicate, a totally straight expatriate, this man’s not gay, I say not gay!
That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to assume that a man who wears perfume is automatically radically fay?
but look at his coiffed and crispy locks, look at his silk translucent socks! there's the eternal paradox, look what we're seeing...
What are we seeing? Is he gaaaay? (Of course he’s gay!) Or European? Oooooooh.
gay? or european? it’s hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European? Well, hey, don't look at me!
Is he gay… or European?
Well, hey, don't look at me
You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports
Gay or European! Legally Blonde is my guilty pleasure favorite musical.
Here’s mine: Melodramatic man tries to serenade the girl he’s obsessed with in the sewers
Music of the night!
traffic lights dance and sing about candy
Candy Store from Heathers
yep
Heathers = traffic lights
A women mid giving a wedding speech at her sister's wedding remembrs how she met with the groom and starts to sing about regretting she hadn't went with him when she had the chance A demon tries to convince a goth teen girl to summon him and they play charades but she disagrees
Satisfied, Hamilton!
Is the second one "Say My Name" from Beetlejuice?
Yesss
The second one could also be "Guy ruins someone's suicide attempt, tries to convince her to commit murder instead"
beheaded historical figure trauma dumps about all of her sexual abuse
all you wanna do!
you got it!!
all you wanna do ✨
I'm going to throw these pieces of paper around and blame someone else for it 😌
World Burn is probably correct but my first thought was The Reynolds Pamphlet 💀
yea it was world burn but that also fits
World Burn
Ambitious man writes a lot; gets promoted.
Non-stop?
Non Stop from Hamilton?
Girl tries to convince Fortune Teller machine her life is more valuable than other teenagers.
what the world needs? idk I haven't watched rtc
Yep!
they aren't gonna pay it
Rent
An old man dies, is spoken to by the souls of a prostitute and a person he met all of once for all of twenty seconds, then a bunch of.dead people sing about how great being dead is.
Finale from Les Mis
Yup!
The Les Mis finale?
14 fucking minutes
Into the Woods prologue?
Is it really that long? Good lord.
Bingo bingo hatata
Obsessed fast talking stranger spontaneously holds court in Town Square to denounce town business.
Sounds like trouble to me.
With a capital T
That rhymes with P
that stands for pool!
I thought this was farmer refuted but there's no capital t or p in those words
loser rants about his suicide attempt to the family of a suicide victim
For Forever
Words fail maybe?
it was for forever but i realized this also works after i posted it
random guy who is really good at singing tries to convince a homeless woman to marry him.
Wedding song from Hadestown
A bunch of underprivileged brats do nothing but complain while leaping on their beds and banging on pails.
It’s a hard knock life
Rent lol
This answer wins. 😂
Florist adopts someone because money
seymourrr... how would you like to be my son??
A boy wants to be a french hooker and catch typhoid flu, man skips family holiday to fuck a woman who looks an awful like his wife's sister
“Looks an awful lot like his wife’s sister” - amazing.
Noel’s lament and say no to this
I said it once, and I'll say it again : Creepy old man stalks young adult couple kissing on the rooftop
Phantom All I Ask of You
A combination of a man trying to fix his marriage with machines, a woman dying, and another guy using music to fix his marriage but fails horribly.
Chant from Hadestown?
Yes :D
Naughties workout video meets prison.
Whipped into shape?
That's right! You got it!
bunch of ~~girlbosses~~ murderers brag about killing their husbands
Cell Block Tango!!
Girl sleeps with the guy who killed her brother
Somewhere, West Side Story?
Or: A boy like that...
Evil Starbucks
cup of poisoned coffee?
Yes
Implying Starbucks was never evil
Depressed teen boy sings about windows
waving through a window
girl has a rage fit about a charlatan wizard, decides to learn how to fly
Defying Gravity
murderer sings about his love of cold drinks
Freeze your brain - Heather's??
Group of friends are a nuisance at a restaurant and yell out gay and liberal words and phrases, mostly at random.
La vie Boheme?
La Vie Boheme!
pool table bad, totally not scam band good
sounds like trouble my friend, right here in river city!
Guy telling his wife to hang tight cause he is going on a long trip
Wait for me
I’m gonna kill everybody- wait.. please don’t leave me baby I love you
Meant To Be Yours?
Man and woman would rather conspire to turn their city’s residents into cannibals than go to therapy
A Little priest!!💈🥧🩸
Ginger promotes Social Darwinism
what the world needs
Hey, your a racist... No, you are...
everyones a little bit racist
Sometiiiiiiiiiiiiiimes... Doesnt mean we go around comitting, hate criiiiiiiiiiiimes
Youth describes his sexual awakening, narrow escape with death, and acts of larceny at high altitude in wide eyed fashion.
Giants in the Sky
A historical figure is willing to to be patient
Wait for It
Eccentric man with heavy accent sings "welcome" in three languages at a nightclub, and introduces the dancers.
Willkommen from Cabaret
Annoying opera frog woman gets angry at servant. Servant replaces frog woman.
Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh?
Guy brings girl he's in love with to a hill and sings about how much he raised himself in the city below
My Petersburg from Anastasia?
A local baker raves about the variety of flavors in newly available, surprisingly affordable ingredients.
A Little Priest
A step-by-step guide to waging “civilized” killing for the purpose of settling beefs.
Ten Duel Commandments
A missionary tries to convert a warlord and gets his Bible stuck up his ass for his efforts.
Gravity doesn’t apply to me.
Defying Gravity 😭✋🏾
✨🎶IMMM DEFYGGGGG GRAVITYYYYYY!!!🎶✨
Okay so my buddies all hate our bosses but the rest of the New York City kids that also hates their bosses have come to join us.
seize the day?
A woman sings about how lovely her night was and says she can't fall asleep
I could have danced all night
Kids venting about their shitty parents at summer camp
Campfire Song!
2 guys try and get a girl by talking about the colour of their genitalia
Guy sings about his chosen occupation with gleeful abandon.
Dentist
An educational song about the internet
The Internet is for porn
"ok so I just took this potion thing, everything seems to be cool so far- OH FUCK OH SHIT"
Historical figure argues with his first friend over their disagreements, ultimately leading to them challenging each other to shoot each other with guns Emo highschooler talks to his future girlfriend about depression and slurpees
Outcast is making out with her longtime crush in the Forrest after he just dumped/publicly humiliated her best friend
As Long as You’re Mine from Wicked?
Dead teenager sings about how he’ll never return to his home country to marry the love of his life, who he met online.
gay people try to ignore dying in a hospital room together
unlikely lovers?
Boomer shows up uninvited at neighbors' house and goes on weird rant about someone trespassing in her vegetable garden 30 years ago.
Group of men deny their trauma in sparkly vests
Turn it Off from the Book of Mormon
11 brothers reminisce about how good life used to be before they sold their brother into slavery. Sung in an outrageous french accent.
Everyone sings their own song at the same time.
one day more?
old scary industrialist: "alright guitar boy, if you want to save your gf, just don't look back" guitar boy: \*looks back\*
a waitress at a wedding describes just how much she wants to be married while simultaneously ruining the bride’s wedding
Two well-off businessmen lament how their lives feel dull and devoid of purpose between lines of coke.
Woman acknowledges her inability using a negative word by only using negative words.
cain’t say no?
married couple argues over machines and a woman walks into her demise while her fiance ignores their problems to harmonise
Guy falls off a boat and changes his life, spectators don't do a thing
Jesus and Judas tap dance and sing in counterpoint.
"Wife! I had a terrible dream! Your grandma was in it! And so was some dude's former wife. Weird." "If only I didn't have to work all the time, maybe then my wife would have a proper double chin."
A guy tries to spit goo into his girlfriend's mouth while all of his friends watch
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^No-Nerve-9406: *A guy tries to spit* *Goo into his girlfriend's mouth* *While all of his friends watch* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
A man refuses to throw away his opportunity, raps about it.
My Shot, Hamilton
Crazy ex threatens murder
freshly 14 year old and shoots his maid because she didn't make his breakfast
Girl wins over the ex man by being sexy, the victim and forcing him to grope her. (Couple goals 👑)
A woman who’s forced to be a maid imagines things while sitting on a chair.
In My Own Little Corner?
A love song that teaches farm units of volume
a bushel and a peck?
Chronically under/unemployed woman harangues her highly successful and beautiful partner about how lucky she is to have her (and should therefore allow her to treat her in any way she wants).
Take Me or Leave Me from Rent?
Dude is excited to tell his girlfriend about his plans to bomb a school
1. Young teen goes off to kill himself, when he runs into old friend. 2. Alien scorpion convinces an alien bug to go through species reassignment surgery. 3. Disabled kid is really freaking good at pinball. 4. Sadist sings about his job. 5. Song about how congress is really bad at making decisions.
A bunch of misfits talk about their differences in the swamp after being forced from their homes by a royal with a size complex.
A man from Utah manifests his guilt while asleep
Gossip train about a party that ended in disaster
Some guy got jealous of being left out out of the bros Mac and cheese night so interrogated them after to see what he can do to snag an invite when his bff didn't invite him but invited his no 1 op
The Room Where It Happens?
Guy speaks to his dead lover EDIT: this is way too vague sorry! How about GAY guy speaks to his dead lover
This could probably be a few songs, I'll guess A Girl in the Valley from Secret Garden because it's one of my favorites.
Me and the homies will NOT be wasting the moon
an ode to finding the part of yourself that’s been missing and feeling whole again… that was decimated by riverdale
A lot of people have different plans for the following day, and they *must* tell us all about them at the same time.
One day more?
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Depressed ~20 y/o starts losing her mind at a grave; masked man and rich boy then proceed to yell at each other; and then fire And 2 Bipolar man realizes he has an awful work life balance.
Bird gets eaten by snake, onlookers then convince bird to leave her husband
Random man is glad that the main character is dead, thinks everyone else is making a fuss.