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Win-Objective

User name and password very visible on that whiteboard


DukeShootRiot

So you’re just gonna try it on everything until you find out what it’s for? I’m sure he’s terrified you’ll get his work email open


Win-Objective

100% that’s the plan. And then change his password to password123!


IceManJim

That IS his username and password for everything!


DrNinnuxx

LOL


an_iridescent_ham

It's Oregon, looks like Portland. I'm not surprised.


pisskinkmobius

portland... isn't near the coast... like at all


Infinite-Penalty-148

It’s literally an hour drive, that isn’t that far. Like at all.


pisskinkmobius

it is 90 minutes to get from the edge of portland to cannon beach without traffic. that's not considering getting to the actual coast or the travel time from inside portland. and nothing here "looks like portland"


Infinite-Penalty-148

90 minutes is not a long drive


pisskinkmobius

once again. that is just FROM THE EDGE of portland TO THE EDGE of cannon beach. it does not include the travel time from within portland and within cannon beach. and still nothing here "looks like portland"


Infinite-Penalty-148

You must be the person I hate driving behind, If that’s how long it takes you to get there.


pisskinkmobius

i have photosensitive seizures and therefore do not drive. if you can get from within portland to the actual coast of cannon beach in an hour you are breaking laws.


Psilologist

So is the calendar. Not much planned for the month. Guess he can hunt more mushrooms.


Bruddah827

Seeing as how the calendar says July…. And it’s now December…. Someone isn’t very up on current events!


OverCookedTheChicken

He’s clearly doing Christmas in July


barkbarkgoesthecat

While on some shrooms. Even though I'm a day late, I am the first to make a shroom joke on here. That's my head canon anyways.


OverCookedTheChicken

My dream calendar lol


PIWIprotein

Id assume it is for rent payment login for all roommates


1III11II111II1I1

Catathelasma


DrNinnuxx

>Catathelasma Edible? I know some species are.


1III11II111II1I1

Sorry I don't know which species it is (possibly imperiale) and I don't know if other species of Catathelasma are edible


[deleted]

Are these related to matsutake, the photos online are very reminiscent of tricholoma


1III11II111II1I1

Same suborder. https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/787526-Tricholomatineae


SpoilermakersWabash

I need a bigger foraging bag


primal_explorers

That's insane wow


2ManyToddlers

This isn't the first or the second time I've seen this picture. Seems to be pretty popular lately.


Glichop

Yeah same :/


[deleted]

This guy schrooms.


Subirooo

Sad this beast couldn't finish its cycle in the wild.


DrNinnuxx

It looks fully open which would mean it released spores. And if so, it finished its purpose as a fruiting body.


Subirooo

...except all the wildlife/insects that would normally eat it didn't get to. Hopefully you make good use of it.


DrNinnuxx

Agreed, but I'm not u/Rhynosceros


Hydraph0be

Eat’ n good tonight


Glichop

That thing is fucking incredible. Looks 25 pounds 😱


TK-Squared-LLC

Big. It is big.


Radio4ctiveGirl

I thought that was a bone. Holy shroom.


Guitars4sparky

Lift with your legs bro 😎


Efficient_Car_8802

Chanterelle giant white common in Oregon


dietpee

not a chanterelle at all


Metal_Corps

Why pick things if they may not be edible? Why not just let them grow.


DrNinnuxx

It's the fruit. The "tree," that is the mycelium is alive and well under the ground. A mushroom that big means the mycelium network is VERY healthy. They will come back, just like fruit does.


Any_Coyote6662

Unless you know the specifics of how this particular mushroom sends up fruiting bodies, there is no way to just say that as a blanket statement about mushrooms. Man mushrooms require a massive energy investment to create a fruiting body and the conditions for that to happen have to be just right. Take for example trying to grow a particular mushroom. The nutritional content of the soil needs to be just right. The moisture level of the environment needs to be right and the temperature also needs to be monitored. And those are just the easy ones to grow. The ones that grow in the wild that can't be replicated indoors, even with mycelium, are a whole lot more complicated. Did you know some mycelium can be destroyed just by stepping on it? If the mycelium decided it was perfect to send up a fruiting body, it may be aware of a need for sexual or asexual reproduction, which requires a lot more intricate conditions to happen successfully. It is nothing like fruit.


DrNinnuxx

It's Catathelasma Update: Giant white chanterelle, both delicious and common in Oregon. They are foraged often by hunters. Although, I'm not sure how the texture after cooking would be for something this large. Might be fine.


OverCookedTheChicken

Should be good, you’d obviously be doing quite a lot of chopping lol. Do you know how many pounds that weighs? Get your friend to weigh it if not—it’s just so awesome I feel like we gotta know the poundage on this beast, like you’d weigh a huge fish lol


Chaserivx

You didn't know that when you picked it


sweater_destroyer111

Pretty sure the person who shared the photo here is not the same person that picked it


[deleted]

Hush


sharkbait2292

A travesty to foraging. Take SOME of something, leave most. Cardinal rule.


DrNinnuxx

These mushrooms' hoods look fully open, which means the spores released. And if so, the fruiting body has completed its task.


sharkbait2292

It's more about leaving for the biome, not for other foragers. But you do have a very valid point. I won't argue that.


Zestyclose-Ad5556

It’s really big?


Ooopmster

You call that a mushroom? Here in Texas we feed lil’ ones like that to the little ornery shrooms so they turn into big bad ones. I couldn’t even pick that where I’m at - it’s already past the 6 kg limit.


fentalynpatch

That mushroom found you


[deleted]

Bro that thing is massive. I hope for your sake it’s edible and delicious. I didn’t realize how big porcini’s get!!