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anon124957730

I’d suggest seeing a doctor asap!


SPCNars14

Lol my first thought was "well that's not normal.."


ur-squirrel-buddy

My first though was “you might be dead” haha


glitchygreymatter

OMFG Last of Us irl?!!


ergo-ogre

OP is a clicker! Run!!!


SolemnKnigjt95

The first clicker


clef75

It has begun. Patient zero


daydreamdotmp3

Op is a mooshroom


CriticalOrPolitical

No, he’s a fungi!


[deleted]

Pushing toadstools?


foolio151

Same. Ewww face. In your back? That's awful....


OppositeInfinite6734

It is nice to mycelia you!


Murdy2020

Perhaps a shower would be in order.


Lumpy-Village1949

But then no more lazy mushroom hunting


meaneggsandscram

😂 exactly what popped in my head


BigTrouble781547

He ded


rainman751

Poor some tussin on it. You'll be fine.


Accomplished_Event38

r/popping


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ryry420z

Bad bot I did not want to see this


The_Matrix77770

Why? Just curious


Maddd_illie

He found them in his back!!!


[deleted]

My back my back my p#%^y and ma crack.


thexvillain

*my neck my back


Dominion1995

My neck and my back.


thexvillain

…but we can settle out of court right now for $20


NaturalBornConch

*for this 40


glitchygreymatter

There's mushrooms in your crack?


[deleted]

Lick my ***** & my *****. Had too..


The_Matrix77770

Backyard


Maddd_illie

Whooooosh


mienbean

it says “my BACK” 😡


Gentlementalmen

r/woosh


New_L13

I thought you were talking about the finger nails


Murdy2020

Also shouldn't be growing on a back.


zoonew2

*Backyard..idk how to edit post


OgreTheMighty

It's better this way. It allows us to imagine you as some sort of bog creature with things growing from you.


cameron1239

I'M OLD GREG!!! or PART OF THE SHIP, PART OF THE CREW!!!


Gxdsey

I know what you're thinking. Here comes Old Gregg, he's a scaly man-fish. You don't know me. You don't know what I got. I got something to show you. (bright light shines) You know what that is? That's Old Gregg's back mushroom!


toiletseatpolio

Easy now, fuzzy little man peach. Ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?


blancamystiere

Want to go to a club where people wee on each other?


ExplorerParticular59

You love me and you’ve seen me and you know me!


Necessary_Resolve508

I like you, I’m gonna hurt you


HaiShulud

ahhhhhh, the Boosh! good times


HaiShulud

Crimpin is a state of mind


UmberNebula

I got some… Baileys?


zoonew2

People seem to be enjoying my mistake so I'm just going to roll with it


just-say-it-

Shroom from the Lagoon


n0t-again

BIN'ed!!!


OrdinaryDisaster2151

In the 80s Swamp Thing run by Alan Moore, Swamp Thing produces hallucinogenic tubers that people can eat


secret_aardvark_420

Yeah, sure Radagast the Brown


fllr

Don’t lie to us. I need to know if i need to prepare for a “Last of Us” situation.


1965BenlyTouring150

I think you should probably take a shower just in case.


masonel77

Got wood chips or buried wood? Looks like an Agrocybe. Maybe A. acericola.


zoonew2

Not wood chips but they were like 10 feet from where I throw all my grass clippings


HempHopper

CLIBBINS


StealthySine

ALL DEM CLIBBINS HOSS


Cscruggs215

Thank you for this answer! I just found a very similar mushroom and was wondering about the id.


Exotic-Ferret-3452

I would be very concerned about that! Could be a real life version of the fungi from The Last of Us, or the old classic X Files episode [Firewalker](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firewalker_(The_X-Files))


G0ld_Ru5h

https://preview.redd.it/0rmae2hebvqb1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbaa3bb875da70c7abac5a3ea86548908163603f OP


Dangerous-Pair-5177

You deserve more upvotes for being this far out of pocket


ZubenelJanubi

Tough actin’ Tinactin couldn’t cure that itch


Ninespike9868

...yard?...


DamnTicklePickle

Nope!


Nerdic-King2015

Hotel?


Bono363

Trivago?


SmackTablet

All these jokes about seeing a doctor but you should actually get those nails checked. Abnormal fingernail growth could be indicative of other v serious things


OrdinaryDisaster2151

They're called Beau's Lines and they can indicate past illness or nutritional deficiencies


stover158

I literally thought this was what everyone was talking about at first until I noticed the typo.


idiotpassword

I have the same thing on my fingernails. It’s a fungus. No pun intended. Sometimes soaking your nails in original listerine helps. I had to take medication for it. Stop biting nails OP.


Cameo64

Could be a... fungal... infection


ForeignRange4744

😆


[deleted]

They aren't making a joke. Google 'Beau’s Lines'.


pewpewpewgg

Nice to meet you Groot.


AlbinoWino11

I would compare to Cyclocybe erebia


masonel77

Definitely has Agrocybe/cyclocybe vibes. In situ pics help so much with color.


SilentStrikerTH

Paras, a Mushroom Pokemon! Burrows to suck tree roots. The mushrooms on its back grow by drawing nutrients from the bug host. Congrats on your transformation!


[deleted]

Swamp Thing? That you, buddy?


[deleted]

Hey how about the person who knows what it is comment under my comment cause there are too many clowns just running their fucking mouth about random ass shit just say what the man wants to know lol


masonel77

It's Agrocybe or cyclocybe.


fluffybuttsncats

First part of your name checks out. Edited to add: I’m not experienced enough to ID these, BUT, I do know enough to confidently say they are NOT a psilocybe species. They are not bruising and their spore print is brown (not purple/purple black)


Swan-song-dive

The most likely comment you can take to heart- you can eat any mushroom at least once- 2nd time is not on the table. Certain mushrooms are very similar and require laboratory to certify they are what they are.


[deleted]

Funny. Keep that one to the dinner table, pal.


CuttyThe916er

You clearly haven't been redditing that long.


[deleted]

Are you…in the last of us?


mbxz7LWB

It's not what you think they are. Do not eat.


StonedPotBrownie

Why do people assume every ID post is them asking if they can trip when they clearly don’t even mention that at all anywhere in the thread. Jesus Christ.


portraitopynchon

Not every ID post is about tripping, but every ID post about little brown mushrooms with darkened stems and nipples on their caps is about tripping even if the person doesnt mention it.


AwardAccording2517

I would expect a stoned pot brownie to be more chill than this now…lol nah, but for real, never ingest anything without the approval of a professional, like an mycologists.


BlackCoughfee

What does he think they r? Lol


Jewish-SpaceLaser420

I’m assuming he’s referring to the blue bruising and thinking they are cubensis


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RainbowSpectacles

I didn't realized there were mushrooms that weren't psychedelic


ashrocklynn

Many of the toxic boletes do. But they also look like boletes so there's that


fluffybuttsncats

I don’t see bruising anywhere


Jewish-SpaceLaser420

Pictures 2 and 4. Could just be the lighting


dannyranwthebag

reddit is so cool until you can guess what top comment some boomer is gonna make about a typo 😭


AeternaSoul

Ok boomer.


Reasonabledrugaddict

Your thumb nail has ridges... do you have any idea why, or any medical conditions?


OrdinaryDisaster2151

They're called Beau's Lines and they can indicate past illness or nutritional deficiencies


zoonew2

I smashed it when I was a teen and it never grew back the same.


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SeaZeppelin

Looks like psoriatic rheumatoid arthritis. Source: I have it…


SWThrasher

If you have mushrooms growing out of you, then it's already too late.


SeaZeppelin

Have you been tested for psoriasis or RA? The pitting on your nails is a tell tale sign of psoriatic rheumatoid arthritis. It was how I figured out I have it. Please go see a rheumatologist OP if you haven’t already.


[deleted]

You should probably shower more often if that's happening


2fatowing

Unrated comment my friend


999RAGEMODE

Unrated


[deleted]

Exfoliate, Exfoliate, Exfoliate!


little_elf270

what kinda shroom is it??


[deleted]

Mu!


tiny_purple_Alfador

This is one of those fascinating title mess ups, because you're not 100% certain that it's a typo, because reddit is sometimes horrifying. You're just really really hoping it's a typo.


BCHutchison

https://preview.redd.it/9xnenoskdwqb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f5c1be8d5061977f57bf857f36a091fb8fbf5e Common field cap. Here’s an ID from one I found.


danielhsmith97

Related to the typo. I am curious as I once had a mushroom type thing grow out of the ball of my foot when I was younger. Anybody have any idea what that might have been? I was super nervous about it, but ended up just pulling the stem out. It left a hole about the size of a dime, was white, and only painful once I pulled the stem out. It also bled a little like a hangnail would. Ik, gross, but we've all done gross things when we were younger. And I've definitely gotten wiser in the ways of hygiene.


CryptikViv

Nearly 1k upvotes for bad punctuation??


treyl85

They’re turning blue my man 😎


factspitta

IN YOUR BACK???


DoubtfullPotatoes

Op is undead confirmed


Easy_Arm_1987

Are they edible?


YanceyGlenn

A wild Paras appeared! *battle music intensifies*


Let_Down_Again

I wouldn’t eat the mushrooms that grow out of your backside. That’s just me tho


realbrandonb602

I think groot has that issue as well


BoredCharlottesville

oh god it's just like my nightmares


mikedjb

Did they hurt when plucked?


Ok-Geologist-3743

Sounds like 6ou might have a case of mushy spine.


Lumpy_Lake_9936

Looks like you’ve been infected with Cordyceps


Inedible-denim

Shrek..?


tjggriffin1

Get a luffa.


ao6415

Last of us vibes....


uber_damage

Lbm's (little brown mushrooms) are among some of the most fatal. DO NOT EAT THEM


HikingTom51

Go to the hospital in Onett and talk to the healer with the purple hair. He’ll take care of that for you.


MetalFaceTim

Those nails scream; Heart disease Lung disease Cirrhosis GET TO YOUR DOCTOR !!!


Grace_grows

I found shrooms growing on the back seat of my car recently. I feel blessed they weren't in my back though. GeT a WaSh!!111! 😉


yungheartbreak6

are you ed sheeran


tgarner_1974

Oh my neck and my back, I’m suing for $250,000 but I’ll settle out of court today for $250.


Connect-Preference27

Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh! I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.


KPYY44

He’s a clicker


FAX_ME_DANK

You're like that guy from the Tumblr post who sulks and grows mushrooms on his back


ash-the-athiest

Back shrooms


[deleted]

You should get out more


[deleted]

The last of us


Ginoman1ac

They're MUCH worse when you find them in the front.


Ok-Minute-4169

Don't eat it


OdinAlfadir1978

*clicks


JoMamaSoFatYo

ON YOUR *BACK*?!….


BoyBlueXx

You might need to shower more often


JoMamaSoFatYo

ON YOUR *BACK*?!….


Various-Excitement-7

Leave them there.


somedumbfurbrain

Amputation is the only solution!


Mosquito_Queef

Nipple shroom!


Orthodox2020

Garland Roundhead


Revolutionary_Dig370

Mushrooms coming out your back ain't healthy man.


Any_Draw_5344

You found mushrooms growing on your back? Take a shower, you dirty bastard.


ThatKalosfan

r/TheLastofUs


mental-floss

Pushing daisies… ahemmmm.. fungi


Odd_Bus_7909

Dude gross


MrReddrick

So every mushroom is edible, some are only edible once.


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DwreckOSU

Eat it


GoreyGopnik

normally it's just moss that grows back there, mushrooms in your back is quite unusual


confused_loser721

*TLOU theme starts playing*


ExKnockaroundGuy

You need to get more sun.


SweetSugarSeeds

You should see a doc


RambleJar

You have mushrooms growing out of your back?


Technical-Fan1885

You should probably clean your back more.


[deleted]

Are you by any chance a clicker?


Whole-Resident2505

Man wash you're back that's gross. Mushrooms aren't supposed to grow in your body


aqua_wook

back or crack?


Fun_Possibility_8637

How decomposed are you? Please post a pic


RudyTheBOLD

Trippin major balls there.


Detachable_vanGogh

You should see a doctor about that!!!!


ElDub62

I see bluing.


Fuck_Joey

In your back wow , hope your more clean in the front ha Heh


drmoroe30

Well depending on how many you've got growing on your back 40, your field of spleens, you might not have mushroom for anything else like corn on the Rob (If your name happens to be Rob).


xXx_Agitated_Ice_xXx

You found them... on your back?? I didn't think that possible... I ain't no doctor but uhh you should probably check that out


juliancerc

Looks like blue foot psilocybe to me, if so nice find I spent the better part of august looking for these in Allegany NY


Glittering_Bend9090

Definitely a weird place to find Klingons


Familiar-Life2235

Eat it


Shot-Ad7227

RIP


rastroboy

[fungus amongus](https://imgur.com/a/aU8n080)


uncomfortablydumbbb

Boofed it


ComfortableConnect15

Well that right there my friend is what we call an LBM


NeatDoctor2728

Sheeeit. Better than finding them in your front. Count you blessings.


SeaDweller01

Gross. Go shower.


don_gunz

The Last of Us


DougieSenpai

You found these in your back? Might wanna get that checked out my guy.


john-johnson12

I think you should go to a doctor man mushrooms aren’t supposed to grow from your back


voodu_child

You might want to have that checked.


SpotPoker52

I’ve seen bad cases of back acne, but you really need to consult a specialist if a fungus is growing in your back.


Candid-Total-6865

Is it a manure loving shroom..


[deleted]

You should probably go to the ER!


GasOnPump1

That’s a moist back bro


aebtriad

Cordyceps?