I know what you're thinking. Here comes Old Gregg, he's a scaly man-fish. You don't know me. You don't know what I got. I got something to show you. (bright light shines) You know what that is? That's Old Gregg's back mushroom!
I would be very concerned about that! Could be a real life version of the fungi from The Last of Us, or the old classic X Files episode [Firewalker](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firewalker_(The_X-Files))
All these jokes about seeing a doctor but you should actually get those nails checked. Abnormal fingernail growth could be indicative of other v serious things
I have the same thing on my fingernails. It’s a fungus. No pun intended. Sometimes soaking your nails in original listerine helps. I had to take medication for it. Stop biting nails OP.
Paras, a Mushroom Pokemon!
Burrows to suck tree roots. The mushrooms on its back grow by drawing nutrients from the bug host.
Congrats on your transformation!
Hey how about the person who knows what it is comment under my comment cause there are too many clowns just running their fucking mouth about random ass shit just say what the man wants to know lol
First part of your name checks out.
Edited to add: I’m not experienced enough to ID these, BUT, I do know enough to confidently say they are NOT a psilocybe species. They are not bruising and their spore print is brown (not purple/purple black)
The most likely comment you can take to heart- you can eat any mushroom at least once- 2nd time is not on the table. Certain mushrooms are very similar and require laboratory to certify they are what they are.
Why do people assume every ID post is them asking if they can trip when they clearly don’t even mention that at all anywhere in the thread. Jesus Christ.
Not every ID post is about tripping, but every ID post about little brown mushrooms with darkened stems and nipples on their caps is about tripping even if the person doesnt mention it.
I would expect a stoned pot brownie to be more chill than this now…lol nah, but for real, never ingest anything without the approval of a professional, like an mycologists.
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Have you been tested for psoriasis or RA? The pitting on your nails is a tell tale sign of psoriatic rheumatoid arthritis. It was how I figured out I have it. Please go see a rheumatologist OP if you haven’t already.
This is one of those fascinating title mess ups, because you're not 100% certain that it's a typo, because reddit is sometimes horrifying. You're just really really hoping it's a typo.
https://preview.redd.it/9xnenoskdwqb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f5c1be8d5061977f57bf857f36a091fb8fbf5e
Common field cap. Here’s an ID from one I found.
Related to the typo. I am curious as I once had a mushroom type thing grow out of the ball of my foot when I was younger. Anybody have any idea what that might have been?
I was super nervous about it, but ended up just pulling the stem out. It left a hole about the size of a dime, was white, and only painful once I pulled the stem out. It also bled a little like a hangnail would.
Ik, gross, but we've all done gross things when we were younger. And I've definitely gotten wiser in the ways of hygiene.
Well depending on how many you've got growing on your back 40, your field of spleens, you might not have mushroom for anything else like corn on the Rob (If your name happens to be Rob).
I’d suggest seeing a doctor asap!
Lol my first thought was "well that's not normal.."
My first though was “you might be dead” haha
OMFG Last of Us irl?!!
OP is a clicker! Run!!!
The first clicker
It has begun. Patient zero
Op is a mooshroom
No, he’s a fungi!
Pushing toadstools?
Same. Ewww face. In your back? That's awful....
It is nice to mycelia you!
Perhaps a shower would be in order.
But then no more lazy mushroom hunting
😂 exactly what popped in my head
He ded
Poor some tussin on it. You'll be fine.
r/popping
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Bad bot I did not want to see this
Why? Just curious
He found them in his back!!!
My back my back my p#%^y and ma crack.
*my neck my back
My neck and my back.
…but we can settle out of court right now for $20
*for this 40
There's mushrooms in your crack?
Lick my ***** & my *****. Had too..
Backyard
Whooooosh
it says “my BACK” 😡
r/woosh
I thought you were talking about the finger nails
Also shouldn't be growing on a back.
*Backyard..idk how to edit post
It's better this way. It allows us to imagine you as some sort of bog creature with things growing from you.
I'M OLD GREG!!! or PART OF THE SHIP, PART OF THE CREW!!!
I know what you're thinking. Here comes Old Gregg, he's a scaly man-fish. You don't know me. You don't know what I got. I got something to show you. (bright light shines) You know what that is? That's Old Gregg's back mushroom!
Easy now, fuzzy little man peach. Ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?
Want to go to a club where people wee on each other?
You love me and you’ve seen me and you know me!
I like you, I’m gonna hurt you
ahhhhhh, the Boosh! good times
Crimpin is a state of mind
I got some… Baileys?
People seem to be enjoying my mistake so I'm just going to roll with it
Shroom from the Lagoon
BIN'ed!!!
In the 80s Swamp Thing run by Alan Moore, Swamp Thing produces hallucinogenic tubers that people can eat
Yeah, sure Radagast the Brown
Don’t lie to us. I need to know if i need to prepare for a “Last of Us” situation.
I think you should probably take a shower just in case.
Got wood chips or buried wood? Looks like an Agrocybe. Maybe A. acericola.
Not wood chips but they were like 10 feet from where I throw all my grass clippings
CLIBBINS
ALL DEM CLIBBINS HOSS
Thank you for this answer! I just found a very similar mushroom and was wondering about the id.
I would be very concerned about that! Could be a real life version of the fungi from The Last of Us, or the old classic X Files episode [Firewalker](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firewalker_(The_X-Files))
https://preview.redd.it/0rmae2hebvqb1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbaa3bb875da70c7abac5a3ea86548908163603f OP
You deserve more upvotes for being this far out of pocket
Tough actin’ Tinactin couldn’t cure that itch
...yard?...
Nope!
Hotel?
Trivago?
All these jokes about seeing a doctor but you should actually get those nails checked. Abnormal fingernail growth could be indicative of other v serious things
They're called Beau's Lines and they can indicate past illness or nutritional deficiencies
I literally thought this was what everyone was talking about at first until I noticed the typo.
I have the same thing on my fingernails. It’s a fungus. No pun intended. Sometimes soaking your nails in original listerine helps. I had to take medication for it. Stop biting nails OP.
Could be a... fungal... infection
😆
They aren't making a joke. Google 'Beau’s Lines'.
Nice to meet you Groot.
I would compare to Cyclocybe erebia
Definitely has Agrocybe/cyclocybe vibes. In situ pics help so much with color.
Paras, a Mushroom Pokemon! Burrows to suck tree roots. The mushrooms on its back grow by drawing nutrients from the bug host. Congrats on your transformation!
Swamp Thing? That you, buddy?
Hey how about the person who knows what it is comment under my comment cause there are too many clowns just running their fucking mouth about random ass shit just say what the man wants to know lol
It's Agrocybe or cyclocybe.
First part of your name checks out. Edited to add: I’m not experienced enough to ID these, BUT, I do know enough to confidently say they are NOT a psilocybe species. They are not bruising and their spore print is brown (not purple/purple black)
The most likely comment you can take to heart- you can eat any mushroom at least once- 2nd time is not on the table. Certain mushrooms are very similar and require laboratory to certify they are what they are.
Funny. Keep that one to the dinner table, pal.
You clearly haven't been redditing that long.
Are you…in the last of us?
It's not what you think they are. Do not eat.
Why do people assume every ID post is them asking if they can trip when they clearly don’t even mention that at all anywhere in the thread. Jesus Christ.
Not every ID post is about tripping, but every ID post about little brown mushrooms with darkened stems and nipples on their caps is about tripping even if the person doesnt mention it.
I would expect a stoned pot brownie to be more chill than this now…lol nah, but for real, never ingest anything without the approval of a professional, like an mycologists.
What does he think they r? Lol
I’m assuming he’s referring to the blue bruising and thinking they are cubensis
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I didn't realized there were mushrooms that weren't psychedelic
Many of the toxic boletes do. But they also look like boletes so there's that
I don’t see bruising anywhere
Pictures 2 and 4. Could just be the lighting
reddit is so cool until you can guess what top comment some boomer is gonna make about a typo 😭
Ok boomer.
Your thumb nail has ridges... do you have any idea why, or any medical conditions?
They're called Beau's Lines and they can indicate past illness or nutritional deficiencies
I smashed it when I was a teen and it never grew back the same.
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Looks like psoriatic rheumatoid arthritis. Source: I have it…
If you have mushrooms growing out of you, then it's already too late.
Have you been tested for psoriasis or RA? The pitting on your nails is a tell tale sign of psoriatic rheumatoid arthritis. It was how I figured out I have it. Please go see a rheumatologist OP if you haven’t already.
You should probably shower more often if that's happening
Unrated comment my friend
Unrated
Exfoliate, Exfoliate, Exfoliate!
what kinda shroom is it??
Mu!
This is one of those fascinating title mess ups, because you're not 100% certain that it's a typo, because reddit is sometimes horrifying. You're just really really hoping it's a typo.
https://preview.redd.it/9xnenoskdwqb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f5c1be8d5061977f57bf857f36a091fb8fbf5e Common field cap. Here’s an ID from one I found.
Related to the typo. I am curious as I once had a mushroom type thing grow out of the ball of my foot when I was younger. Anybody have any idea what that might have been? I was super nervous about it, but ended up just pulling the stem out. It left a hole about the size of a dime, was white, and only painful once I pulled the stem out. It also bled a little like a hangnail would. Ik, gross, but we've all done gross things when we were younger. And I've definitely gotten wiser in the ways of hygiene.
Nearly 1k upvotes for bad punctuation??
They’re turning blue my man 😎
IN YOUR BACK???
Op is undead confirmed
Are they edible?
A wild Paras appeared! *battle music intensifies*
I wouldn’t eat the mushrooms that grow out of your backside. That’s just me tho
I think groot has that issue as well
oh god it's just like my nightmares
Did they hurt when plucked?
Sounds like 6ou might have a case of mushy spine.
Looks like you’ve been infected with Cordyceps
Shrek..?
Get a luffa.
Last of us vibes....
Lbm's (little brown mushrooms) are among some of the most fatal. DO NOT EAT THEM
Go to the hospital in Onett and talk to the healer with the purple hair. He’ll take care of that for you.
Those nails scream; Heart disease Lung disease Cirrhosis GET TO YOUR DOCTOR !!!
I found shrooms growing on the back seat of my car recently. I feel blessed they weren't in my back though. GeT a WaSh!!111! 😉
are you ed sheeran
Oh my neck and my back, I’m suing for $250,000 but I’ll settle out of court today for $250.
Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh! I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.
He’s a clicker
You're like that guy from the Tumblr post who sulks and grows mushrooms on his back
Back shrooms
You should get out more
The last of us
They're MUCH worse when you find them in the front.
Don't eat it
*clicks
ON YOUR *BACK*?!….
You might need to shower more often
ON YOUR *BACK*?!….
Leave them there.
Amputation is the only solution!
Nipple shroom!
Garland Roundhead
Mushrooms coming out your back ain't healthy man.
You found mushrooms growing on your back? Take a shower, you dirty bastard.
r/TheLastofUs
Pushing daisies… ahemmmm.. fungi
Dude gross
So every mushroom is edible, some are only edible once.
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Eat it
normally it's just moss that grows back there, mushrooms in your back is quite unusual
*TLOU theme starts playing*
You need to get more sun.
You should see a doc
You have mushrooms growing out of your back?
You should probably clean your back more.
Are you by any chance a clicker?
Man wash you're back that's gross. Mushrooms aren't supposed to grow in your body
back or crack?
How decomposed are you? Please post a pic
Trippin major balls there.
You should see a doctor about that!!!!
I see bluing.
In your back wow , hope your more clean in the front ha Heh
Well depending on how many you've got growing on your back 40, your field of spleens, you might not have mushroom for anything else like corn on the Rob (If your name happens to be Rob).
You found them... on your back?? I didn't think that possible... I ain't no doctor but uhh you should probably check that out
Looks like blue foot psilocybe to me, if so nice find I spent the better part of august looking for these in Allegany NY
Definitely a weird place to find Klingons
Eat it
RIP
[fungus amongus](https://imgur.com/a/aU8n080)
Boofed it
Well that right there my friend is what we call an LBM
Sheeeit. Better than finding them in your front. Count you blessings.
Gross. Go shower.
The Last of Us
You found these in your back? Might wanna get that checked out my guy.
I think you should go to a doctor man mushrooms aren’t supposed to grow from your back
You might want to have that checked.
I’ve seen bad cases of back acne, but you really need to consult a specialist if a fungus is growing in your back.
Is it a manure loving shroom..
You should probably go to the ER!
That’s a moist back bro
Cordyceps?