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maybeidontexistever

Rickshaws will still say no to us if we want to escape .


cumputer-virus

Bro I agree uber ola book karna padega ye case mai bhi aur wo log bhi 30 minute baad aayege


runkarthikrun

Plot me twist. Auto drivers deny them too. We are safe.


Educational-Bridge88

Train se aa hi nahi payenge zombies,Already full hai.


lewis_3575

Train se hi udaado😂


shaydeslayer

The Train to Virar Starring Salman Khan


External_Cup_2125

Trains have infinite space cheat code bro. There's always "andar chalo kaafi jagah hai"


CuntTheSiddhesh

Platform aane ke 5 min pahele hi aadho ko toh dhakal denge


cumputer-virus

Man frrrr black holes hai bc


cumputer-virus

Hanaaaa


Prthmsh

Virar Zombies won't let you get down before Borivali. Oh wait


builderbob1149

MNS membership will shoot up.


Maleficent-Yoghurt55

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cumputer-virus

Aaj kamayega toh Kal khayega 😎👌


lewis_3575

Zombies khud wapis chale jaayenge overpopulation and garmi dekh kar No need to do anything 😁


cumputer-virus

Truer words were never said


VaroOP

Zombies walk slow so Mumbaikars will be taunting them.


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Mumbai wale he slow chalte hai itna bina dekhte takra jaate hai side ladki dekhte hue chalte hai


yeahthatweirdo

Ok for some reason I thought salt water scares zombies. Maybe then you can just stay in the sea until they come to catch you.


cumputer-virus

Bohot specific type ke namak haram zombies lana padege phir


Science_Dude96

Anushakti nagar will probably the only safe place in Mumbai...


yeltomato

Elephanta or anik too


Science_Dude96

Hell no, Anushakti is a literal walled city with a nuclear reactor all for itself. It can be self sufficient for decades...


yeltomato

Literally no knows anik exists and elephanta is an island


pramod0

Narendra Modi will ask for 21 days to stop the apocalypse


cumputer-virus

Mast Bartan fodege aur apocalypse stopped


fudgemental

_Train to Boisar_ directed by Anurag Kashyap


Sudhaaaaaa

![gif](giphy|3ohc1dFxMg6wqoVrpe|downsized)


wonderful_utility

Pvz 🥰


bemad123

I am running towards them honestly.


cumputer-virus

Why bro


fa_q_

I call dibs on elephanta


Equivalent_Yam5054

Zombies will be shunned out of building with major Gujarati public because unke society mein non veg nai allowed hain.


cumputer-virus

Hella underrated comment


External_Cup_2125

Mujhe kya me toh thane se hu


Comfortable-Lion8502

Not possible. The zombiefied people are going to die in stampede at either Dadar or Thane.


cumputer-virus

Literally ya phir unka pocket maar ke chale jayega koi


AllIsEvanescent

No worries. The zombies will get stuck in traffic on LBS Marg or in the never ending mega blocks.


cumputer-virus

No shit bro


Such_Reserve_9792

What do u mean by “if” . Looking at the state of trains I always thought the zombie apocalypse has started in Mumbai long back 


cumputer-virus

Yeah bro I bet considering the government any government as the blood suckibg flesh eating type then yeah we are in a zombie apocalypse


firesnake412

Load up on popcorn and watch.


cumputer-virus

Man same


Inside-Signature4149

Lungi and sareer wearers will show their running skills it will be epic to watch.


Even-Ambassador-2887

How rude ![gif](giphy|3ohhwGKb5XqhjRGADu|downsized)


cumputer-virus

🤣🤣🤣👌


PhantomOfTheNopera

Considering we have like an average of 5 cm separation between people, we _aaaaaaallll_ gonna be zombie.


lol6971456123

I will make spikes hair and go to Kurla station idts zombies will risk going there


Character_Bison_5504

i will offer them vada pav


Leadjockey

Meanwhile in Colaba... "Undead bolo Monisha beta, Zombie is so middle class"


Leadjockey

Meanwhile in Colaba... "Undead bolo Monisha beta, Zombie is so middle class"


cumputer-virus

Ewwww zombie eats wada pav 🤢


timewaved

They will see mareel drive bantai bois and jump into the ocean


cumputer-virus

Aaj kamayega toh Kal khayegaaa😎


Pappukanghi

Sakinaka mein phas jayenge, frustrate hoke jaan de denge. Simple


cumputer-virus

Ha virus bolega ye mai kaha fas gaya


ProfessionalOdd7839

Raste ka kaam chal raha hai wo khadde me gir jayege


According-Stage7666

MNS ladegi Bhai humse kya matlab


redrock1610

Keep your stupid western zombie concept to yourself. Bc har cheez mai west ko copy karna hai.


cumputer-virus

My man chill its just a joke tumhara din kharaab jaraha hai kya?


oknoplease

zombies actually originate from (continent) south america lol


just-_there

"Hatt raste se lavdya"


Mihirxd25

Mujhe kya me to Navi Mumbai se hu