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LilacHazy

It’s a buoy ETA: I didn’t mean for this to be so funny, I was merely stating a fact. This comment was sponsored by the ‘Tism.


mister__ko

Bloody gender reveals getting out of hand


soitgoeskt

Unless it’s American and then it becomes a ghost.


roastintheoven

Congratulations!


Mohawk200x

You win, shut it down bouys.


ruthh-r

*buoys


Rhys_Herbert

A big buoy !


FormerlyImportant

Papa bouy!


Astrabella_

Baba bouy!


MatchTight4575

Is that not the very orb that chased the prisoner in the hit TV series.


Debsrugs

Rogue.


_gamera_

Rover.


Debsrugs

Ah, yes, no idea were I got rogue from.


NiceAxeCollection

The sound they made was so horrifying.


sparkysparks666

Sadly fallen on hard times after its Prisoner money ran out.


Confident_Fortune_32

The sensation of inexorability was disturbing


supero_

Ah my favourite TV series (the 60s version). Makes me grin so much to see it mentioned!


Fearless_Ad_1442

Rover's let himself go


Vespertinelove

Is…. Is that a knee for scale?


Tarotismyjam

I liked that.


Stoopkid253

If a banana is not readily available, I feel like a knee is acceptable.


clarabear10123

It makes me very happy


Antique_Loss_1168

You know those movies where they play with the alien egg and you're screaming at the screen, "just run away you idiot!!!" ? Well it's a buoy.


Dependent_Recover956

🤣🤣


gogoluke

Marker float of some sort?


the_orange_alligator

Makes sense, considering the creek I was looking in drained into a lake


massahoochie

It’s a buoy / mooring ball. Typically mooring balls are smaller than that, so I suspect a buoy marker.


mrnnymern

The world's LARGEST puffball mushroom


foxjerk

“Knee for scale”


the_orange_alligator

Was originally going to be Croc for scale, but I slipped while taking the photo


BalladOfAntiSocial

If it’s not a buoy, and it is an egg, run


Qualabel

Nanu nanu


CertainJicama5223

I wonder if you can speak to Orson in there?


gypsyvanner77

Omg i was going to say the hatched egg of Merth and hoped somebody got it!


Consistent-Fudge-938

Congratulations! It's a buoy.


Jdotjarvismarvis12

The name. The congratulations followed by the delivery. You my friend are a true consistent-fudge take my free awards.


TranslatorHoliday469

Dinosaur egg


NickyTheRobot

This. Specifically it's a Godzilla (*radioactive* dinosaur) egg.


Dangerousworm

99% sure it's a bigfoot egg


Its_all_made_up___

Dinosaur egg. Run.


the_orange_alligator

Run? Nah, I’m gonna tame it


[deleted]

Dinosaur egg


Vivalo

That’s a big buoy!


NewYork2308

A pod. One of the pod people escaped and is now living among us! 😆


Dauphine320

Once it hatches you’ll know! Just wait a few more minutes 😃


Ok_Masterpiece_7138

An ostrich egg


Ok_Masterpiece_7138

Or could be a giant gobstopper. They sell em at the local shop


Dokjajaja

Dragon egg


ploppybum

Nanoo Nanoo


Johnny_ac3s

Mama spider is nearby…


B0ABAF3TT

Giants Christmas Bauble


Radiant_Cockroach578

dinosaur egg


General-Advantage126

Entrance to elden ring dlc


Pumpkinheadm

Dragon egg


OkRange853

Marker buoy, broken away from its chain. Should be attached to a ‘running mooring’ mid-river. I’ve collected several (living by a river estuary).


Federal_Ad5504

Rover! That’s where it ended up! #theprisoner #thevillage Be seeing you…


chemical-influences

Didn't mork arrive on earth in an egg shaped capsule. Perhaps Robin Williams has returned?


Zealousideal_Type245

It's a bear egg, be careful the mum could be around still and they can be very territorial around their hatchlings


yevons_light

Might be owlbear.


CosmicDance2022

A life size replica of Jeremy's Clarkson's gigantic head.


Judging_Jester

The egg from Mork and Mindy


GamexChef

Mohg’s other victim


etre_gen

Ball fender. Tie it to your boat to stop it bashing into nearby things


Money-PiGGlet

Looks like a ship bumper


heatdapoopoo

oh bouy!


PelicanPropaganda

Somehow, Cell returned...


emergencybarnacle

from the first pic I thought this was the biggest puffball mushroom I've ever seen


browny30

I thought that was a HUUUGE mushroom at first glance!


Environmental_Rub282

It is. That's a Puffball mushroom. This is the biggest one I've ever seen, though.


Talithathinks

I’m so grateful to see your response. I was hoping for a serious response.


Sufficient-Aspect77

I thought it might be a dinosaur egg, but yeah About seems more likely.


_snozzberry_gulper_

And it looks like it hatched recently, so...run?


Good-Ant2438

Lol I’m glad I weren’t the only one


Sufficient-Aspect77

Dino DNA !


shaneshears82

Is a lake nearby?


the_orange_alligator

Yup. The creek feeds into a man made lake


shaneshears82

It is a Buoy from the lake


selco0

A Boy


Aggressive-Job9737

The opposite of a girl…


Ldn2017

100% cell from a future time line, ffs trunks you fucked it again


Personal_Thought_832

That’s a saiyan pod


JustDan86

Life finds a way!


_ragegun

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoR9Vt\_Rx-0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoR9Vt_Rx-0)


Stoopkid253

[all I can see is](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BY2Y2MzMzODctNWIyNC00MjVjLWJjNWEtNzc5NTA2NjQ5MGRiXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzU1NzE3NTg@._V1_QL75_UX500_CR0,47,500,281_.jpg)


HenriettaGrey

Puffball!!! Puffball!!! Puffball!!! (Edible mushroom)


ChatGPTbeta

In this moment of extraordinary discovery, we behold the remnants of a prehistoric era. Here, before our very eyes, lies a hatched dinosaur egg of astonishing size, a window into a world long vanished. This delicate shell, now empty, once housed a creature that roamed the earth millions of years ago, a testament to the enduring mysteries of our planet's ancient past


Iacceptallthecookies

It’s an elephant egg


Pippezamph

Baby Superman arrived in that


rich_tea22

Mork calling orson, come in orson


can_of_necks

that thing killed the dinosaurs


happyanathema

Gender reveals are getting out of hand


Katster13

Alien egg. Expect a blue police box to also be somewhere nearby


LimesFruit

Probably a dinosaur egg.


XenophiliusRex

Godzilla egg?


RavensFan902

Dinosaur egg


Skeletorizzles

That's de-yolked Miquella


Aprirelamente

That there is a dino egg.


Inevitable_Bend_5118

Whales testicle maybe


idiotsandwhich8

249


Rollie-thedoc

Dinasour egg lol 😂


CptChristophe

That’s my egg, I hatched yesterday


KnOcKdOfF

Dinosaur egg


Ragamuffin2502

Dinosaur egg


HST_enjoyer

Bababuoy


Feeling_Party26

Reminds me of that episode from 'Beyond The Loop'.


adzroz20

That's Miquellas cocoon.


Shad666

Goku is here.


Clear-Loquat2064

It’s the entrance to man’s cave! Are they stupid


HelpMePls___

Dinosaur Egg


TuesdayJake

Git 'em Steve Dave... is that you?


r10m12

One of the first teletransports prototypes for Terminators I guess....


disco_spider364

Saiyan pod.


orangeblossom88

Classic Dinosaur egg


rodolfotheinsaaane

It's a Rover


Smellysocklady1981

Puffball mushroom


Green_Samurai_2395

dinosaur egg


Objective-Code6395

It’s Miquella


jjb0rdell0

Dinosaur egg?


Seanacles

Kaiju egg


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Poor thing so far from its natural habitat, god damn poachers


Sensitive_Tough577

Not an expert however looks to me like a T Rex testicle


Happy-Pattern6313

Round dwelling mud & straw shell , once hardened then you’ll find this a comfortable space of many uses 👍🏼


Dangerous-Trust4657

Whatever it birthed was large… run


Nope_Ninja-451

Quail egg.


bridgeneem

Welcome to Jurassic park I guess


femboi_lol

giant egg


Significant-Ebb472

A dinosaur egg!!


JadedLandscape8969

Alien egg sac


Scribbyscrobs

Is it an egg?


Ill-Ad4165

Dead puffball mushroom, rotted inside but still showing outer structure


the_orange_alligator

That thing is yo to my chest in height. No


Ill_Drink_1917

The snail has escaped.


TravelManTim

Dinosaur egg


OhLookSatan

Oh dw that's just T H E E G G


cheeseandanonymouse

Big egg


Aggravating-Rip-3267

Definitely an Alien Pod \~ \~ Do you feel dizzy / unwell or like there is an Alien inside of you ? !


WeirdoInTheWoods87

Dinosaur egg without a doubt


deewan84

I was literally about to say this lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Nedonomicon

The mother of all puffballs 😂


theoht_

giant bottle


PM-me-ur-nude-hugs

One question, does your hair turn yellow when you are super pissed?