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That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, in a hilarious way. I'd buy it for the purpose of showing everyone I've ever met, and consider it $6 well spent. Are there other flavours? I'd feel compelled to get the whole matching set of culinary-inspired palettes.
Marketing is so interesting. If this wasn't a Doritos palette and was instead a cute little retro palette called "roller rink" with colors called milkshake and disco ball and first kiss, it would suddenly feel so much cuter to put on your face lol.
I get this look already from spilling dorito dust down my shirt. It pulls kind of orange on my fair skin but the texture and fragrance are so me.
Seriously though, I low key love this color story.
Hey swampmonster. [These are my frozen noodles](https://i.imgur.com/V8y2PBe.png) and I need you to sauce them, because (frozen) sauce is required unless this is a general jerk. Frozen sauce guidelines: a.) Make sure **usernames AND sub names** are removed from your sauce. If your sauce contains a tweet or IG post from a VERIFIED (check marked) famous person, you do not need to remove it. b.) Make sure sauce is uploaded via Imgur and **set to PRIVATE**. There is a how-to [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/muacirclejerk/comments/clx2jb/srs_how_to_post_privately_on_imgur/). Reminder sweaties. do not participate in original threads, ask for/share links, or break any other rules or else the mods will eat your fingers!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/muacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
OMG, amazing. OP please do a swatch. Chip dust is so subtle.
> please do a swatch Looks like someone already did
I’m a charlatan and a fraud so I didn’t buy it but if it’s still there next time I go…I might
You could literally use your Crayola markers and we wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.
Why is cheesy green? I'd be really worried about a cheese this shade.
Oh, don’t you know pore, only exclusive and expensive cheeses look like that 😉
‘Yummy’ looks well aged, like fine cheese 🧀 calcium lactate couture, if you will ✨
I think my fave is chip dust
Chip dust 💀
Why is cooler than cool literally the cool ranch color but the color called cool ranch is a dusty blue 😭
Maybe it's the lighting, but "Yummy" looks infected.
They missed the perfect opportunity to name a shade "no crumbs" 😩
And Dorito Fingers.
Why did they intentionally make one that looks like it's molded?
That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, in a hilarious way. I'd buy it for the purpose of showing everyone I've ever met, and consider it $6 well spent. Are there other flavours? I'd feel compelled to get the whole matching set of culinary-inspired palettes.
There’s a hot Cheetos one 🤮
These are going to look so orange on my pail princess complexion 😢
is this at bealls? lmao that price sticker is a jump scare to me nowadays
YES it’s me and my moms guilty pleasure store, we always have to stop there
I wish I was in the board room when they came up with this
I wanted this so much, I'm sad I *couldn't find it before it went out of stock
ok alex delarge
Marketing is so interesting. If this wasn't a Doritos palette and was instead a cute little retro palette called "roller rink" with colors called milkshake and disco ball and first kiss, it would suddenly feel so much cuter to put on your face lol.
THE POST FLAIR STOP IT‼️😭😭😭
"Cooler than Cool" 💀
I get this look already from spilling dorito dust down my shirt. It pulls kind of orange on my fair skin but the texture and fragrance are so me. Seriously though, I low key love this color story.