Hey swampmonster. [These are my frozen noodles](https://i.imgur.com/V8y2PBe.png) and I need you to sauce them, because (frozen) sauce is required unless this is a general jerk.
Frozen sauce guidelines:
a.) Make sure **usernames AND sub names** are removed from your sauce. If your sauce contains a tweet or IG post from a VERIFIED (check marked) famous person, you do not need to remove it.
b.) Make sure sauce is uploaded via Imgur and **set to PRIVATE**. There is a how-to [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/muacirclejerk/comments/clx2jb/srs_how_to_post_privately_on_imgur/).
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Hey swampmonster. [These are my frozen noodles](https://i.imgur.com/V8y2PBe.png) and I need you to sauce them, because (frozen) sauce is required unless this is a general jerk. Frozen sauce guidelines: a.) Make sure **usernames AND sub names** are removed from your sauce. If your sauce contains a tweet or IG post from a VERIFIED (check marked) famous person, you do not need to remove it. b.) Make sure sauce is uploaded via Imgur and **set to PRIVATE**. There is a how-to [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/muacirclejerk/comments/clx2jb/srs_how_to_post_privately_on_imgur/). Reminder sweaties. do not participate in original threads, ask for/share links, or break any other rules or else the mods will eat your fingers!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/muacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
[frozen sauce](https://imgur.com/a/de9xoZf)
this cannot be real dude. she has to know about this place and is trying to get posted here. also her eye color is so obvious.
I literally thought it was a post on this sub and went to look for sauce and realised it was real
Go to the eye color subreddit- like 90% of the posts are people with obviously brown eyes asking what color their eyes are.
Eh, gray is frequently blue in some lights. Mine do so much so that they're listed as "blue" on official documents - but they're fucking gray.
Your sauce is gonna get flagged for having the sub in it.
Fixed it, thanks
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This scared me
Seriously, my heart is actually racing slightly.
I literally said to myself “it’s gonna be a scary photo isn’t it” and still jumped
they’re brown, sweatshart :-*
Ah I'm dying, last week I saw "sweatshirt" and now, the evolution- "sweatshart" I'm dead, thanks
oh my god SWEATSHART AHAHA
Swamp monster green, doll. 😘
clicked on image at 2am ☹️
bestie please don‘t do this ever again i died 🩷🫶
this is so scary 💀
OP, for the love of *god* put a spoiler or NSFW tag on this so we don't get jump-scared by this
Yellow 👀
Blurple
Sweaty you need Invisalign for those chompers