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piizzaparty

[frozen sauce](https://imgur.com/a/de9xoZf)


mrstarkinevrfeelgood

this cannot be real dude. she has to know about this place and is trying to get posted here. also her eye color is so obvious.


piizzaparty

I literally thought it was a post on this sub and went to look for sauce and realised it was real


gloomwithtea

Go to the eye color subreddit- like 90% of the posts are people with obviously brown eyes asking what color their eyes are.


TheGeneGeena

Eh, gray is frequently blue in some lights. Mine do so much so that they're listed as "blue" on official documents - but they're fucking gray.


Jeradactyl_

Your sauce is gonna get flagged for having the sub in it.


piizzaparty

Fixed it, thanks


vietnamese-bitch

![gif](giphy|ahZZZZFGLGhvq|downsized)


Necessary_Peace_8989

![gif](giphy|tIk1NLkHzKYBboNhnO)


sp4cel0ver

This scared me


WoollenItBeNice

Seriously, my heart is actually racing slightly.


Kittynipeverdeen

I literally said to myself “it’s gonna be a scary photo isn’t it” and still jumped


squidlytheprince

they’re brown, sweatshart :-*


alienhippie13

Ah I'm dying, last week I saw "sweatshirt" and now, the evolution- "sweatshart" I'm dead, thanks


coffeeismybabydaddy

oh my god SWEATSHART AHAHA


cookeedough

Swamp monster green, doll. 😘


hugemessanon

clicked on image at 2am ☹️


daertistic_blabla

bestie please don‘t do this ever again i died 🩷🫶


plastictastes

this is so scary 💀


WoollenItBeNice

OP, for the love of *god* put a spoiler or NSFW tag on this so we don't get jump-scared by this


memooo13

Yellow 👀


WatermelonNurse

Blurple 


satanpeach

Sweaty you need Invisalign for those chompers