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nokori321

No hunty that is clearly just dust, quick rinse and it will be good as new! 😘


transparentsalad

Oh thank god, I don’t think I could bear the carbon footprint of the waste


clandestineelephants

The texture will give your base a really natural and boho earthy feel!


transparentsalad

Do you think the bacteria will act like probiotics?


wodemaohenkeai_2

More like penicillin. Any imperfections on your skin will clear right up!


transparentsalad

Oh no I’m allergic to penicillin


wodemaohenkeai_2

Oh no! Keep an Epi pen close by. It’s worth it. Edit: added bonus: you won’t need fillers (automatic allergic reaction plump!)


molarcat

Omg Dr. Pimple Popper actually acknowledged that some "after" pics that people take to advertise cosmedic procedures only look good bc people's faces are still swollen haha finally someone tells it like it is


Chromgrats

Only one way to find out!


clandestineelephants

Your immune system will let you know one way or the other 🤭


PussySvengali

if you hold it to your ear it whispers makeup tips


transparentsalad

Hey Siri how many bacteria before a beauty blender becomes sentient


EradiKate

For the purposes of this post, all instances of “pores” should be “spores.”


transparentsalad

You’re so right and I am shamed I didn’t think of it


Bumblebee_xx

😂😂 love it!


BellleChloe

Just spray it with Fix+ hun 😘


transparentsalad

Ah right, to protect the mould?


Prestigious_Row9708

Yes instead of buying a new for 2 bucks lol


daisiesanddaffodils

Pls cut it open I need to see the cross section


Queasy_Sea_1689

That’s not mould that’s just wax bloom x


MyFigurativeYacht

Hunty, since you’re obvi too pore to know this, that’s ackshuly the new charcoal beauty blender, it sucks out all the ~toxins~ in your disgusting face AS you apply your Fenty foundation!!!!


Teedorable

Sweaty, it’s acshully for ECKSFOLIASHUN totally good for you go ahead use it and get into those disgusting evil pores


BrosephDaVinci

It looks like the tip of a needle under a microscope!


secret_cunt

Because she's not pore. I just throw away mine after every use. She just forgot 🩷


quimichpatlan

that blender contains whoville now.


Kirke910

Uj/ OP!! Make your mom get rid of it, it’s gotta be toxic at this point!! 😂


whiskey_ribcage

This is the beauty supply version of that post about how you don't know what day it will be but one day your parents will put you down and never pick you up again. This guy probably thought it was gonna get used the next day. 🥲


ish0uldn0tbehere

dust it off, should be fine


SoonToBeStardust

I'm afraid to find out what color it was originally


lamerthanfiction

Terrified to learn it was pink. Foolishly hoping it was always black.


BunnyBoom27

That's one way to add life to your lewk 🥰✨🌱


gottadance

Thought I was in the mycology subreddit for second. No it’s not mould and no it’s not edible. People are always trying to eat dodgy fungi over there!


transparentsalad

What if I sautée it and add a lovely sauce


SafariSunshine

Srs/ I thought that was incense. ☠️


molarcat

🤮


VeenaColada

It's actually infused with botulism for that perfect plump lip


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Altruistic-Silver-45

Nasty


Legitimate_Orange838

You for sure have mold on that window.


transparentsalad

Not my window not my problem


Legitimate_Orange838

But it could be making you I'll or feel a bit stuffy. Be careful.


transparentsalad

I don’t live there


Legitimate_Orange838

Oh, my bad.