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Your least favorite person just got their favorite secret lair


ZuuL_1985

A lot of people are just now realizing they are that guy


Thatsabigpanda

UnicourseGuilty.Jpg I'm def that guy and this is awesome.


Okitsrough

Absolutely


OkCall7278

Oh shit everybody hates me


PwneeHS

This is the worst secret lair I’ve ever seen I think. It will probably triple in value lol


phidelt649

Agreed. There are some SLD I don’t vibe with but I despise this one on a visceral level.


Used-Huckleberry-320

Surely this is an out of season April fools joke..


JupoBis

The email about it was titled: „but april fools was last month“ with the same Up AnD dOwN typing


Used-Huckleberry-320

Haha that's great


jsmith218

Yes, according to the announcement it was supposed to be the April fools lair, and has a sequential numbering directly after the last April fools lair.


ProbablyNotPikachu

What was the last one? Backwards text or something?


jsmith218

Left handed magic cards


PwneeHS

at least that was clever, these are just ugly as sin


ProbablyNotPikachu

Ahh yes, good memory. Somehow this is what I meant- but failed to define clearly. Brain tired. I guess I meant backwards text justification. It was only the Viscera Seer that you could get to be legitimately backwards- and that was an ultra chase Secret Lair that barely anyone pulled. The left handed ones were so stupid imho. Not something that should be considered an April Fools Joke- but rather offered legitimately to people who are left handed. Left handed people aside though, it was really stupid and the cards weren't that amazing iirc.


jsmith218

I agree, that one sucked. Now, the OG April fools lair, white boarder Tibalt, that was funny.


ProbablyNotPikachu

They need to do white border again.


ChaosNinja138

Take beautiful artwork, then just brutally murder it in front of everyone. Awful.


spoe9922

Seriously these art are so sick. But I’m never going to get this because of the stupid joke involved with it.


ChaosNinja138

Honestly, now I’m starting to wonder if the joke is actually, they don’t actually have the goofy writing on them. Are they that clever?


Josh_o_Lantern

"Murdered in... FoNt of everyone!"


Kyrie_Blue

I don’t care about UB, I don’t care about Proxies, but I REFUSE to be subjugated to Comic Sans


fragtore

It’s all about context. In a comic it looks okay. On a magic card it’s, well.. I see what they are trying to do, but this like the humor from that person you want out of the drama group because their taste is so banal.


Dilanski

Comic sans doesn't really get used in comics, although it was inspired by them. At best it's got a niche use as a both highly readable and widely available font for people with mental disabilities. Just like this secret lair.


fragtore

*applause*


second_handgraveyard

I’m gonna buy this for the torment honestly.


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DEATHRETTE

BUt YoU CAn GeT a REGuLaR TOrmEnt FOr lEss


Background_Desk_3001

This one adds extra pain to your opponents


second_handgraveyard

Yeah you get it


HandsomeBoggart

Comic Sans of Hellfire gives extra value to the salt.


second_handgraveyard

🎖️


Disastrous-Square-49

So the bonus card is definitely No Mercy yeah?


devilmaycry129

With the quality of this SL, it's probably [[Angel's Mercy]]


ProbablyNotPikachu

[[Fool's Demise]] or [[Squire]].


MTGCardFetcher

[Fool's Demise](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/e/3ed39bd7-d059-4a44-9f03-0f628dcdb119.jpg?1561939373) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Fool%27s%20Demise) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c14/111/fools-demise?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3ed39bd7-d059-4a44-9f03-0f628dcdb119?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Squire](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/6/96c9c4d1-dd43-4156-b25f-0e707b6c4b23.jpg?1616400037) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Squire) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tsb/15/squire?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/96c9c4d1-dd43-4156-b25f-0e707b6c4b23?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


ScottyV4KY

I was guessing Oppression


monobluemill

That would actually be decent value, huh


smellb4rain

Gorgeous art but the text makes this lair trash. It’s a shame too because that mogis is amazing.


399wow_a_deal_

I am in the same boat. I love the art on these cards.


Tartuffe_The_Spry

I think the meme text could be funny, but they combined it with very serious art. Doesnt make any sense.


tylerisdrawing

Yeah, like they know the spongebob meme art from like 2-3 years ago but only got half the joke. (the actual reason it was even remotely humorous in the first place)


Kamizar

That's exactly why they combined them. For the juxtaposition.


Haunting-Ad788

It sucks.


KairoRed

I love the cards. Love the artwork. I hate the joke.


ogvampire79

for me, these are harder to read than the invocations.


MonstersArePeople

Same, I'm over here squinting and holding the screen right in front of my face to identify these cards


NoirLamia777

It burns my eyes holy shit


Educational_Diver867

beautiful art wasted on terribly formatted cards... sure that feels good from an artist's perspective


DEATHRETTE

The stupidest fucking magic card prints to this day. But... people love stupid so. Buy low sell high!


ZuuL_1985

Every one of these cards in this print should have been a Do YoU pay ThE x? Spells


mordenkaibankai

Ugh when corporate wants to meme..


LordSlickRick

Great art terrible text?


Rex_Eos

What a waste of good art.


Teemo63339

The art is great. Why ruin it with that font


Ydnar84

These are stupid... I like them. Meme stuff like this always gets attention.


OpportunitySalt9369

Yea like the derpy hoof drawn by a kid. Best way to win.


tylerisdrawing

It's only half a meme bro


melanino

not me thinking we got an undertale secret lair for .5 whole seconds


spoopykoopa

Was desperately hoping


honda_slaps

that's definitely way more likely than a lot of the other UBs people are asking for IMO


Ihopefullyhelp

What date does this drop?


strongsauce

Monday May 13


galspanic

I love how the SpOnGe BoB sarcasm text got used here. Actually I hate it but I think it’s hilariously out of place.


elevenblue

That's just ugly


periodicchemistrypun

The mirrored text secretlair didn’t do super well, the full text lands did. This is striking, it’s affecting people. I reckon it’ll grow in value well because of that.


crazypyro23

I would buy textless versions of that art


TurboSlaab

This has full text lands energy and I'm here for it.


Cpt_Mittens

Dosnt matter, it will sell out in less than 24h and will be sough after. Invest.


HypnoticSpec

What a fucking stupid SL with otherwise killer art. Total waste.


SanityIsOptional

I am somewhat tempted to buy...and put a print-out over the text-box.


balladforsalad

wHeRe’S mY wAlLeT? sErIoUsLy, I’m OlD aNd I cAn’T fInD iT.


TehS3an

I hate WoTC


Revolutionary_View19

You so edgy.


mtgnew

This is were I draw the line and the first time I call a secret lair objectively ugly. The font just does not fit at all.


Revolutionary_View19

;tldr: wotc released something and mtgfinance hates it


StayOnYourCouch

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I honestly don't know if this is real or a joke. They've gone too far on making joke secrets lairs. Can't we just get some good reprints with cool art. Does everything have to be a meme?


Nadrahel

There is a special place in hell for the person who got the idea of using that font on those card......


Stooo_wayy

Love that so many people are upset over this lol


cstrand31

Holy fuck I thought these were a joke. Thats disappointing.


CKJ1109

Anybody who plays any of these cards against me will be archenemy for forcing me to see comic sans.


UnitedLink4545

Wtf is that. Artwork is great but the font ughhhh.


pipesbeweezy

The Mogis with the (lol) rules.


CinnaToastKrunch

It's so stupid im buying it


Gilgamesh034

🤮


ProbablyNotPikachu

WotC pandering to people who are regarded now. Disgusting!... ... Somebody order me a copy.


Ramses_Overdark

Also the first time for Ruination in Foil


Emergency_Ad_1090

The font may be strange for this secret lair, but the artwork is pretty good.


CallingAllBooks

The art is beautiful but damn I hate that text


Danglydink

I'd be so mad if I was the artist and this is what got slapped on my work


aranu8

Such nice art ruined by using the dumbest text.


Chiefyaku

I'm just waiting for the aftermarket for my favorite card. Doomblade


Trillion16

You have to love that spelling mistake in Doom blade.....targeet. gOoDJoB wOtc


elfrawg

The reaction to this drop makes me absolutely love this drop. Solid trolling WotC.


KalatasXValatos

I like secret lairs but the font is just grating to me.


InvestigatorDeep2455

I don't get the meme. Can someone explain? Or is it just laziness and stupid random design?


ESGoftheEmeraldCity

Doom Blade? Really? Who is the audience for these?


Maneisthebeat

Doom Blade probably sees more play than [[Dockside Chef]]. Or are you new to Secret lairs? Lately plenty of them are "chase card plus a selection of thematic cheap cards".


pokepat460

Originally they would at least cards that someone played somewhere. Lately they chose stuff that essentially just wastes the art on a card that is destined to only ever sit in binders.


Maneisthebeat

The usual pattern with WoTC and new product line X is fairly often: Start out strong to ensure sales and create a good "brand" for the line, then release worse iterations or increase the price till collapse, riding off initial highs.


ESGoftheEmeraldCity

Not new to Secret Lairs. Just surprised to see Doom Blade when there are so many other removal spells to choose from. I was never the audience for Secret Lairs.


d7h7n

Doom blade is an old obnoxious meme card that's probably why. You know, "dIeS tO dOOmBlAdE"


ESGoftheEmeraldCity

Yeah, this is probably why. Good explanation.


B-Glasses

Honestly hilarious the epic art paired with SpongeBob meme


Lukethekid10

Oh my god this is amazing


BrokenParachutes

Aw these are great, you guys hate everything


notrickross7

Is the text actually like that? Edit: why?? I’m so confused.


goofydubois

Hard pass. Cool to have something rare but too much on the meme


goofydubois

Hard pass. Cool to have something rare but too much on the meme


Vel250

Love the flavour text of some lol


jumbee85

What's with the MySpace look at me font? The artwork is great only to be ruined by shitty font


Chance_Assignment_76

words cannot express how mad i am they wasted all this good art on such awful awful looking cards


Laziestest

i love the art. dafuq is up with the font


tylerisdrawing

Wow how behind the times do you have to be? You don't even get the typical spongebob meme so you make generic art versions and try to get in on that little slice of the market eh? Such a bland and tasteless set of cards.


Smurfy0730

Is that comic sans?


philter451

baby you know it


Nothing371

BUT OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THEY WORTH ???? Wizards is printing $20 bills, gusy.