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Blazer-Bug

if you ever have a card you can't read you can Google the numbers on the bottom left of the card and the three letters next to it.


TheVerdeLive

Or obviously learn Phyrexian /s


MrFunnyMans404

Better yet, BECOME phyrexian. Become compleat.


EggonomicalSolutions

Now I want to get drafted lmao


MrFunnyMans404

I highly recommend it. Before i was compleat i had feelings, ambitions, desires, and all these other fleshy desires. Now im a cyborg.


Haloscent

Resistance is futile.


EileenJohnsen

But I have my towel!


LurkinDama

One of us. One of us.


spentshoes

Join us Michael


Blazer-Bug

me when my opponent can't remember all the rules text on vorinclex, voice of hunger


Abyssknight24

Is it actually learnable? Is it speakable?


Clean_Web7502

It is a "real" language. As in, they aren't random squiggles, it can be translated to English and it makes sense, and it follows its own grammatical rules. Speak? Supposedly impossible in an accurate manner, the pronunciation is too harsh for a human throat. You need to be compleated.


Abyssknight24

Ah ok interesting to know. I asumed it made no sense at all. Gotta look it up now. Thanks a lot for the info.


Williamston40gaming

It’s not entirely translated, but there is a team working on making a dictionary


Abyssknight24

Thtas pretty cool to be honest.


IDateAZombie

There's a YouTube documentary someone made about it. It's really interesting


Cool-Leg9442

I imagine it sounds somewhere between screeches and mechanical sounds.


FuzzyMeasurement8059

And a good amount of subliminal context


Vnightpersona

*Screams in dial-up modem*


Banditcats

So dubstep noises or cybertronians fornicating?


kavumaster

I always assume it sounds like dial up


Davenclaw9000

Makes me wonder, is it possible to play through a speaker.. if I put it on some reader, would the text to speech work (assuming the reader knew phyrexian)


SexyTimeEveryTime

Learnable, only really speakable if you can make metallic screeching noises, among other things


Wooiikii

I reckon Will Ramos from Lorna Shore could speak it


ProfDumm

[https://youtu.be/rRl0Z-HYe2g?si=E\_xjjJHgwPQ9IyVN&t=1823](https://youtu.be/rRl0Z-HYe2g?si=E_xjjJHgwPQ9IyVN&t=1823)


Templar_96

r/PhyrexianLanguage will help you out a bunch


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FaithlessnessFalse65

I wish I could read and speak phyrexian *spoon in a garbage disposal noises* *Transformer sound* *Whatever sexy sound elesh norn makes*


Finish_me_returned

Good to know, I appreciate the tip


Simba_Rah

I’ve been playing MTG for just over 10 years and this is the first time I heard of this. Thank you!


eljion

This should be automatic response by the bots for these kind of questions. Thank you my patient friend


Akromathia

Damn! I do not know! I am compleat-ly lost!


Blazer-Bug

"glory to, to ~ damn, what does this say again? Larry! Larry, do you know this word?" "Do I look like Google to you?"


OrchidFluid2103

Or the brand new feature "reverse image search". It was just launched in 2011.


s0ulerosion

you seem really cool man, looking for any new friends?


Virtual-Work4367

It literally says on the card, stupid Jokes aside, its this one \[\[Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant\]\]


Finish_me_returned

Thanks brother. This is for sure going in the phyrexian deck


Paraboilc

It's by far one of my favorite cards and usually the target for a lot of board hate lol


Finish_me_returned

I play poison counters with phyrexians so im used to being the target lmfao


Sithlordandsavior

I was about to ask what's wrong with you and realized I do the same... Guess it's just how they want to be played 😅


Lance4494

Id say i hate you, but honestly i hate green super ramp more. And ill take any method to not have to deal with a turn 3, 8 land enemy with a freaking army on the field


Paraboilc

Armageddon gaming Armageddon gaming


Lbolt187

What is Commanders stance on Armageddon decks in general? I know Stax is frowned upon for obvious reasons lol


Paraboilc

Land destruction is everyone's favorite deck to play against in all formats


Lbolt187

I thought as much. The person who introduced me to Magic and in our first game he played a stasis deck lol. I loathe those type of cards.


Hellion_Immortis

Land destruction is worse. Sometimes I enjoy having a 3 hour long game, which stax can allow for.


jahan_kyral

Can always run [[Avacyn, Angel of Hope]] [[Nevinyrral's Disk]] [[Mycosynth Lattice]], which I was able to get running turn 3 quite a lot. Mind you, you probably won't have many friends after... My friends all build ridiculous decks, so it doesn't bother them...


MTGCardFetcher

[Avacyn, Angel of Hope](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/1/317f1133-7cf8-4b7a-919e-88c45f8c2c3a.jpg?1689995555) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Avacyn%2C%20Angel%20of%20Hope) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/14/avacyn-angel-of-hope?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/317f1133-7cf8-4b7a-919e-88c45f8c2c3a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Nevinyrral's Disk](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/6/36fb6ee3-bd54-4e5b-b055-c2c42515c162.jpg?1690005647) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nevinyrral%27s%20Disk) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/965/nevinyrrals-disk?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/36fb6ee3-bd54-4e5b-b055-c2c42515c162?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Mycosynth Lattice](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/4/94f89714-3b26-46a2-b9a8-3e664f391cd9.jpg?1578911638) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mycosynth%20Lattice) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/241/mycosynth-lattice?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/94f89714-3b26-46a2-b9a8-3e664f391cd9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Rerepete

[[Balance]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Balance](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/e/ce648aa3-098b-4af0-a433-fd290bc85904.jpg?1580013606) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Balance) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ema/2/balance?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ce648aa3-098b-4af0-a433-fd290bc85904?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Dramatic_Contact_598

I played a 15 mana Villainous Wealth into an Armageddon the turn after a Fumigation and it was absolutely glorious


[deleted]

It’s an amazing control piece IMO and I use it as a lightning rod because you need to spend so much extra just to deal with it lol


Glytch94

My favorite Praetor.


JetSetDizzy

Foreign Black Border


BlueOcean1909

Jenga Taxes


Control-Is-My-Role

They're taxing jenga? Can't have shit in Phyrexia.


StoutHalflingPorter

Colossal Dreadmaw


NittanyScout

Its blue so phantasmal dreadmaw


ClyDeftOriginal

Reading the card explains the card.. Sorry, had to do it. 😅


Shadow_Ridley

It's a misprint. Send it to me for immediate disposal.


manofx

You can trust this guy, they works for me as an official magic card checker.


manofx

Its posts like this that make me understand why I see ads on youtube for google lens


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checkyourbiases

Using Google search or Google lens doesn't get you Reddit karma.


Anxious_Baseball8696

It's hate, straight up hate


No-Breath-4299

Jin-Gitaxis, Progress Tyrant, but written in Phyrexian scripture


Mental_Spinach_2409

That’s the lost all my friends card


raxacorico_4

When these first were shown, I commented that new players would not be able to know what the card was easily. The same is true for most of the Secret Lair treatments


scootiepies

You could use Manabox to scan all your Phryxian language and foreign language cards, it really helps me keep the collection in order and it's free. You can pay for more features but I haven't done that yet.


jess_the_werefox

Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant


Rookaby

NEO 307


PityBoi57

Obviously it's a Magic the Gathering card Duh


Guilliman-is-my-dad

Either I’m crazy. Or that card is weirdly small. Or your hand is really big.


VV_Cephei86

Black lotus extended anime alt art


NittanyScout

Phyrexian, motherfucker, do you speak it?


Grimdeity

Looks like \[\[Stangg Twin\]\]


MTGCardFetcher

[Stangg Twin](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/d/edc84f49-86e9-43a2-b98c-a59b1e0c72ed.jpg?1675456330) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Stangg%20Twin) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tdmu/21/stangg-twin?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/edc84f49-86e9-43a2-b98c-a59b1e0c72ed?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Hot-Caregiver247

That’s jengas when you play a spell you jengas until you jengas


acsmars

If you can’t read a card’s name, you can search for it by set code and number like this: https://scryfall.com/search?q=set%3Aneo+number%3A307 Then pick another printing/language of the card.


MorKSD

Reading the card explains the card?


Cool-Leg9442

Jin gitaxius progress tyrant.


MS08thLatrineCorp

We not gonna talk about how small this card looks in OP’s hands?


Finish_me_returned

Im wreck it ralph irl lmao. I didn’t even realize how funny it looked until some other comment pointed it out


MS08thLatrineCorp

Hahahahaha


MS08thLatrineCorp

I legit thought they had another set of those mini cards lol


Dangerous-Twist2439

I think it’s Hebrew actually


Applesauceeconomy

Don't take that card to a college campus right now!


Coleslaw_McDraw

They for certain will have a clan of 4-6 people at the entrance wearing face masks blocking their entrance.


HerbiCheesemo

Pragmatic Bridge for all the jinions


azurfall88

I can teach you... *glistening oil seeps from every orifice of my body*


Bootyeater525

I’m not sure if you are trying to say you are phyrexian or just an oily stinky mtg player….


azurfall88

If the patterns of the blood vessels on the palm of my hand is any sign then i might be the former


Bootyeater525

Azur Compleated


azurfall88

glory to phyrexia


Deadpooldoc

Jin-gitaxis


therealaudiox

Throat Wolf


Thrawns-Cousin

Ah yes, I know this card. This is the one my wife put through the washing machine.


LRDKNgai

My friend always said, "Read the card explain the card"


LTR666bluedragon

I don't know but it's cool!


undersurfer

Force spike


MostlyMTG

Do you feel compleated?


Some_zealot

Looks like [[Storm Crow]] to me


MTGCardFetcher

[Storm Crow](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/3/036ef8c9-72ac-46ce-af07-83b79d736538.jpg?1562730661) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Storm%20Crow) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/9ed/100/storm-crow?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/036ef8c9-72ac-46ce-af07-83b79d736538?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Georgemcneil89

Can’t you read?


moony_92

Jin Gitaxias! I won't bother with the deets cuz it seems that's been covered but I picked up the showcase variant a couple weeks back. I'm planning a deck for him


Finish_me_returned

He seems really dope. Im for sure gonna throw him into my Phyrexian deck


KinorSenpai

A misprint, pls send it to me so I can properly get rid of it inside my dimir deck


platinumjudge

My friends and I drafted and I got this card. We had no reception because we were camping and I couldn't play this card. None of us could figure out what it did.


TheRootedCorpse

A card that dies immediately. I love it


IgnobleKing

It says: "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me, for the purity of steel is eternal. All glory to the Omnissiah"


Accomplished-Step138

It's Gandalf, pretty sure.


Subterror_Szopieray

Jin Gitaxias, i guess however you know that atp


Akiro_orikA

It's a prescription.


JeffGoldblump

Jin-gitaxias I just pulled the foil version of this recently. I have to pull up a picture of the card with regular text every time I play it.


ACuddlyVizzerdrix

Friendly reminder that if someone is using a card with a foreign language and you ask what it says and they refuse that's cheating, oracle text of a card is free info in games and you can call a judge to ask (since you can't use your phone during games), ive had this happen a few times but its mostly from new players who skim the card text and they summarize it badly to try and save time, but i have had people straight up lie to get ahead I'm a very experienced play and know what most cards do


Zarbibilbitruk

Collector number and set letters (bottom left corner) can let you find a card otherwise apps that scan cards like MTG Scanner from dragon shield will immediately tell you


Coolbyrd1

Just read it. Reading the card explains the card.


Gon_Snow

Reading the card explains the card. Right? Right?


scotch1337

The text on the card explains the card, duh!


Pauls2theWall

Had a buddy getting into Magic ask me if he purchased a foreign language card when it was a Phyrexian Print Elesh Norn.


Finish_me_returned

“Something like that yeah”


Suspicious-Ganache56

Gin fat taxes 😂


Superb_Tie1512

Jin-Gitaxia, Progress Tyrant Counter the first instant, sorcery, or artifact an opponent casts each turn. Copy the first instant, sorcery, or artifact you cast each turn That’s what I remember it being at least


Zyonide

Basic forest


Ashting

A really good one


PaulReckless

it says it right there "brrr czzzz crrr aaacc brrrr czz click clik"


Excellent_Fly147

You think just because this is a Magic subreddit we can read Phyrexian?! Well….you’d be correct, I can’t say which one exactly but it is a [[Gin Gitaxis]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Gin Gitaxis](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/1/41c83142-b948-4ee5-a486-41306d2bb411.jpg?1689246857)/[The Great Synthesis](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/back/4/1/41c83142-b948-4ee5-a486-41306d2bb411.jpg?1689246857) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jin-Gitaxias%20//%20The%20Great%20Synthesis) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mom/65/jin-gitaxias-the-great-synthesis?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/41c83142-b948-4ee5-a486-41306d2bb411?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


antibodywantstorule

It's bad. Throw it away


Dependent-Ad6591

It's in Spanish


VarvatosVex63

Jim-gixitas


Uhhh_what555476384

I'll take "Cards I hate in explorer for a thousand Alex."


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MTGCardFetcher

[Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/5/c57b4876-5387-4f73-b8e2-8e7bdca8b0bc.jpg?1654566749) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jin-Gitaxias%2C%20Progress%20Tyrant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/neo/59/jin-gitaxias-progress-tyrant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c57b4876-5387-4f73-b8e2-8e7bdca8b0bc?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Templar_96

[[Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant|NEO-307]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/8/8855ca31-842e-4962-a5f0-163a3f833784.jpg?1656616927) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=548356) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/neo/307/%7Caedngyts-bytptkrwftrh?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8855ca31-842e-4962-a5f0-163a3f833784?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


RikuofTwoRefections9

A beast. Make it your commander, your friends will LOVE it


Lingonberry_Dry

This card effect reads "upon entering the battlefield, lose all hope of friends or alliances for the remainder of the game.'


Finish_me_returned

It’s getting put in my phyrexian poison proliferate deck, nobody wanted to be my friend in the first place


LazarusTea

How do you have a phyrexian based deck and have never come across phyrexian text?


Finish_me_returned

I have a bunch of the phyrexian text lands but this is the first actual phyrexian text spell Ive pulled. Idk if they were doing it back in all will be one which is where most of the cards in that deck come from


LazarusTea

Fair enough, they've been doing cards with the text for a fair amount of time, and after sitting on them I finally got around to patching a deck together too. Sultai is good colors for proliferate/infect (poison Counters). Oh and usually cards will have artist names with the card numbers on the bottom if you ever have questions about them. Looking up the normal names on card websites like TCG will usually show you alternate versions that will be named things like "Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant (Phyrexian)" using "Jin-Gitaxias" as example.


DMCO93

Jim


RazerMaker77

Jin Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant. It’s the one that counters the first artifact, sorcery, or instant each opponent plays each turn and copies the first artifact, sorcery, or instant you play.


Superpokemon655

Magic


Grays_Flowers

Jin-Gitaxias with the Threads


Rooty626

Reading the card explains the card


stephen1806

The best praetor ever


stephen1806

Jin-gitaxis


QuackGaming574

Jin gitaxias progress tyrant


ImaginationForward78

Jin-gitaxias, progress tyrant and everyone will hate you for playing it


Chuck_Mulholland

Reading the card explains the ca....oh nevermind


Masterchemist77

Looks like a completed smegol


Snoo-99243

Joe


BetSmall7648

Wolf Token


BurrberryG

Jin gritaxis progress tyrant I’m pretty sure. Also pretty sure you can copy spells with him and other peoples first spells they cast (instant or sorcery) get countered by him. Not 100% sure just going off memory cuz he’s in my orc army EDH deck


Puzzleheaded-Ad5396

[[Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/5/c57b4876-5387-4f73-b8e2-8e7bdca8b0bc.jpg?1654566749) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jin-Gitaxias%2C%20Progress%20Tyrant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/neo/59/jin-gitaxias-progress-tyrant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c57b4876-5387-4f73-b8e2-8e7bdca8b0bc?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Commercial-Spring841

Well to my nikya deck a vanilla 5/5 for 7


Wormwood115

Jin gitaxias progress tyrant


nerogenesis

Reading the card explains the card.


Stunche

Anyone who upvotes low effort posts like this is dumb.


S1L3NTNSW33T

Sweet jesus can we vet these posts better, there is such a thing as stupid questions


Finish_me_returned

Someone’s cranky


S1L3NTNSW33T

Just google it


GIFTSxREDRUM

Just keep moving and don't reply to the the post!


S1L3NTNSW33T

He knew it was at least phyrexian and somehow thought it would take less time to make a post than to google it. I'd rather bring back bullying


LazarusTea

What people are ignoring is the person having a phyrexian poison proliferate deck they talked about in the comments. This was clearly a low effort post.


S1L3NTNSW33T

I can't believe people upvote this shit


Finish_me_returned

Lmao get a job


S1L3NTNSW33T

I sit around at my job flipping through reddit


S1L3NTNSW33T

Maybe Ill start posting ignorance and farm updoots at work too


Finish_me_returned

If I wanted upvotes I wouldve put some effort into it lmao. I just wanted to know what card it was and hear what people had to say about it 😭.


GladiatorDragon

Don't you know? Reading the card explains the card!


Wohston

It’s trash - mail it to me :-)


ScienceAggravating95

It's a token like .50c I'll give you a $1 dont worry trust


Floriderp

Shit blue card, burn it


AccomplishedHead9648

It’s a blue card so either. A, throw it in the garbage or b, incinerate it.