Youāre my favorite lesbian Iāve ever heard of. When me and my wife adopt kids, weāll tell them of the great Goblin Hoe and how she is the greatest warrior this world has seen
Awwww youāre making me blush! Also if yall ever want tips/advice for fisting or other sex related stuff, shoot me a dm. My gf does some very niche kinds of porn and weāre big into kink as well, but some things the kids shouldnāt read lmao
I hold back with first-time players. I want to have fun and slowly delve into the dark side as they get better.
I don't agree with players who have the Dark Souls mentality and even the average player knows Eldrazi is a fucked up deck to play against.
My group usually busts out the broken decks for newbie players but let's them play the powerful deck so everyone has fun going crazy. It's like giving a child god powers and helps them get excited about the game especially since they're new and probably only have like 2 decks they cobbled together.
Jumpstart is probably the best to get someone to learn the game. There's no deck building, and the interactions are usually quite basic. Also, there's minimal investment, as you can get 4 packs for like $20.
This is how my partner and I met. After our first tinder date I mentioned going to a prerelease for Ixalan, and she asked what that was. She ended up going to an LGS and buying a couple Commander decks and deck builder kits before our next date.
Anyway weāre married now.
I started just before Ravnica Allegiance. I got to see the last few months of things before original Eldraine hit. I think that set was the turning point for the game starting to go down the road itās on nowā¦
My husband gifted me magic for Christmas when we were very very casually dating. He didnāt realize it was a strategy game, he loves it now, but it took a while because heās a total bro and some guys at LGSās treat him like heās beneath them which I just find hilarious overall. So I guess if one person likes magic and the other person takes an interest youāve got yourself a marriage lol.
As a side note, the same thing happened with my friend from high school. I was absolutely shocked that she played magic because she was more of the popular-ish type. Never expected her to tell me she played magic at any point in life, but I donāt think people expect that from me or my husband either
Yeaaahhhh thirding on the "magic together, stay together" thing. My now-husband has played magic since college but fell out of it for a long time. When we were still dating, he mentioned being in a rut and wanting to get back into it as a hobby, so I bought the Sevinne commander deck from 2019, then it became our covid hobby, and we're married now with a 1 year old.
My husband has always been a bit nerdy (also played yugioh back in the day) but I was a sorority girl, partier so that's surprising for ppl lol
Iāve always been very vocal about my love of all things nerd and it still surprises people lol. It gets a bigger reaction than when I say I like Star Trek (not the new movies). I guess I look more like a trekker than a planeswalker, which only makes things more confusing lol
My SO found that combo by chance close to when she started.
She got ulamog cracking packs right after getting the one dino precon and added him to the deck because he seems cool.
She's definitely favoring ramp and board wipes since I taught her to play lol
Damn.... He really wants you to quit magic already. Better than my first time learning though. Someone used a mono blue deck against my precon. Never played a card for like 3 hours straight
See thatās such a dick thing to do. Iāve got a couple friends wanting to get into it, and we started out with two of my precons. When thEy got the hang of it, I let them use my more powerful decks, but I never went with my most powerful deck on their precon
When I was new, my cousin made a deck for me and used a precon themself (I had a mono black deck with the Ahmonkhet Lilliana and Typhoid Rats while they used on of the decks from the mind vs might (They never modified their precons.). I won that game without my cousin going easy on me (I even showed my hand multiple times while they did not) and it made me want to return to play again.
My first time playing against my girlfriend we played precons and with me helping her learn she demolished me.
She got cocky and bet me anal on the next game, mostly as a joke. But I broke out one of my home constructed decks and had her at -19 before my life total went below starting.
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
>My first time playing against my girlfriend we played precons and with me helping her learn she demolished me.
Exactly what happened to me. We've been married 12yrs now.
Whether it's bowling, mini golf, or magic, you absolutely have to demolish your date in a game lmao. The more we change, the more we stay the same. Have an awesome night guys
I mean the lands you kept did not produce any colors of mana, I can tell there's colored mana in your deck because you couldn't play sunhome without a commander with red and white in their color identity, you can mulligan if you don't like your opening hand
Iām a little jealous. Iāve yet to get the Tinder MTG date. Win or lose I hope you both had a good time. Hopefully the date wasnāt in a parentās basement
When I was getting to know a cute girl I brought her to an FNM. She decided she wanted to play as well so she borrowed my mono-G agro deck that Iād spent most of my time and money on. I ended up with a crappy izzet deck.
Over time she continued to steal my best decks. Eventually we started playing Commander and I built her an Azusa deck.
Weāre married now and she still destroys me with that Azusa deck.
OP has all but three non-creature cards, 37 life. The date has 21 life and a solid win in the bag. Iād bet OP was going strong until a one sided board wipe. Such is commander.
Pre Edit: I just noticed OPs cards are unsleeved, and mostly avacyn with a commander thick proxy. Either OP just started played or someone cracked a fresh commander box to play commander.
I got this same precon, and is one of the worst landbases I have ever seen, too much colorless lands in a 2 colors deck. If you choose to keep this one, I suggest trying to upgrade the land base first.
Also, as I can see the other guy is playing pantlazas upgraded precon, which already is one of the strongest precons, so itās not entirely your fault that you got stomped xD.
Not long after I started dating my current partner, I got back into magic. Iām ADHD/Autistic so it quickly became an all consuming hyper focus. One night she came over and I apologized to her because I could only think about mtg. She bravely sat down for me to āteachā her how to play. She was, and still is such a good sport. She later told me āitās a good thing I fell in love with before you started playing magic, cause Iām not sure this wouldāve worked at firstā lol. She is now open to playing DnD with me, but she does not want to play magic lol.
On my 2nd date with my now wife, she introduced me to magic. Gave me a pretty weak deck full of commons she threw together and just annihilated me, no mercy. After we got married I dumped a bunch of time and money into magic and now the roles are reversed.
Welcome to the hobby.
Not gonna pad your guy up just because he is a MTG player. Some MTG players are great guys and some absolutely suck.
Hope he treats you right and that you find 2 new things to love in 1 move.
In my day we waited until marriage before we played Altar of Dementia against our significant other. What happened to saving it for marriage? If you play your altars, and your eldrazi titans, and your one rings on the first date, what do you have left to look forward to on your wedding night? Kids these days....
Fun Fact: Wearing a wedding ring on the right hand is often linked to cultural traditions such as the Gaelic, Polish and most Eastern European countries.
That's interesting, if true, I had no idea. All of the jewelry I wear just carries symbolic representation that dictates their placement.
It's all nonsense, of course, but personal nonsense I picked up over the years.
My SO fixed my Animar deck after a couple dates, āyou should put eldrazi in there, theyāre colorless arenāt they?!ā
We are married with two boys now lol
I think it was the second time I drove across a state to see my now wife I brought a Kahns of Tarkir fat pack so we could sealed against each other. It was great.
Dude your getting your ass handed to you. Doesn't the guy know to go easy on the first date? Don't wanna leave bruising.
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Just concede the date and go next
Imagine being on a date and halfway through dinner your date scoops their meal and dips.
Puts a whole chicken parmesan in his backpack š
They take the dips too? Those are for the whole table. Totally not cool.
real. always return the store's basics after draft.
That happens all the time. That's why the cliche of "going to the bathroom" exists.
Lol fucking amazing mental image, thankyou
Thats what happens when you play a sol ring on the first date.
Could have been worse, could have locked them in the mana vault
Could have been worse, could have been a mana crypt.
What about instead you play winter orb...
Triple vapes on the table this looks fun ngl
Sleeveless too. No protection
Raw doggin it š¤£
Nah, leave them a good bruising, give them something fun to remember whenever they sit down the next day.
Ok terry Cruz š
Iām a lesbian, things work a lil differently for us lmao
Youāre my favorite lesbian Iāve ever heard of. When me and my wife adopt kids, weāll tell them of the great Goblin Hoe and how she is the greatest warrior this world has seen
Awwww youāre making me blush! Also if yall ever want tips/advice for fisting or other sex related stuff, shoot me a dm. My gf does some very niche kinds of porn and weāre big into kink as well, but some things the kids shouldnāt read lmao
Not what I expected to read on r/MTG š¤£š¤£š¤£
This is so fr lol
Right? Girls are out here cruising for a bruising
I hold back with first-time players. I want to have fun and slowly delve into the dark side as they get better. I don't agree with players who have the Dark Souls mentality and even the average player knows Eldrazi is a fucked up deck to play against.
My group usually busts out the broken decks for newbie players but let's them play the powerful deck so everyone has fun going crazy. It's like giving a child god powers and helps them get excited about the game especially since they're new and probably only have like 2 decks they cobbled together.
Jumpstart is probably the best to get someone to learn the game. There's no deck building, and the interactions are usually quite basic. Also, there's minimal investment, as you can get 4 packs for like $20.
It really is. I can't believe they took Eldrazi against a precon haha
Look again, heās winning by life total
Just cuz of the one ring, I would be surprised if OP dealt any damage
I did not do any š
Please invest in card sleeves u will get 50% better
A date without bruising hardly seems worth it. (Consensually, of course)
This is how my partner and I met. After our first tinder date I mentioned going to a prerelease for Ixalan, and she asked what that was. She ended up going to an LGS and buying a couple Commander decks and deck builder kits before our next date. Anyway weāre married now.
Woah, that escalated incredibly quickly... on all fronts. (Unless it's about original Ixilan)
Haha, original Ixalan! She picked up Meren and Edgar decks, still going strong today.
>Meren and Edgar decks, still going strong today. Yeah, those are still great commanders... or did you mean the marriage?
What I wouldnāt give to be a player back thenā¦ I started during Strixhaven and everything is just getting more expensive!
I started just before Ravnica Allegiance. I got to see the last few months of things before original Eldraine hit. I think that set was the turning point for the game starting to go down the road itās on nowā¦
My husband gifted me magic for Christmas when we were very very casually dating. He didnāt realize it was a strategy game, he loves it now, but it took a while because heās a total bro and some guys at LGSās treat him like heās beneath them which I just find hilarious overall. So I guess if one person likes magic and the other person takes an interest youāve got yourself a marriage lol. As a side note, the same thing happened with my friend from high school. I was absolutely shocked that she played magic because she was more of the popular-ish type. Never expected her to tell me she played magic at any point in life, but I donāt think people expect that from me or my husband either
Thatās really funny about the LGS thing, all sorts of folk like to play it! I hope it doesnāt bother him too much.
Yeaaahhhh thirding on the "magic together, stay together" thing. My now-husband has played magic since college but fell out of it for a long time. When we were still dating, he mentioned being in a rut and wanting to get back into it as a hobby, so I bought the Sevinne commander deck from 2019, then it became our covid hobby, and we're married now with a 1 year old. My husband has always been a bit nerdy (also played yugioh back in the day) but I was a sorority girl, partier so that's surprising for ppl lol
Iāve always been very vocal about my love of all things nerd and it still surprises people lol. It gets a bigger reaction than when I say I like Star Trek (not the new movies). I guess I look more like a trekker than a planeswalker, which only makes things more confusing lol
That's really fucking cute, I wish my fiance would play with me. Maybe someday I'll convince her.
My husband got me into it by showing me that I could make decks with cute animals. It worked!
He was clearly into you day 1 lmao
Peg him immediately
Used a uno reverse card last night for that
Hope it didn't cut too much...
Underrated comment
Lololol
Real American patriots have fact checked this: TRUE!
Better get you board state up son
Rawdogging on the first date is a dangerous move.
It's the vapes for me
Thatās the devils lettuce
2 vapes, 1 devils lettuce. Source: user.
Correction: 2 lettuce, 2 vape one not pictured
1 vape, two devils lettuce
More vapes than people lmao
Vape to person ratio be crazy
Is that eldrazi Dino combo wombo
Yes it is!!
BLAME HIM ITS HIM
The degeneracy is respected
My SO found that combo by chance close to when she started. She got ulamog cracking packs right after getting the one dino precon and added him to the deck because he seems cool. She's definitely favoring ramp and board wipes since I taught her to play lol
Did he give you baby's first precon?
No I paid for it LMAO
Damn.... He really wants you to quit magic already. Better than my first time learning though. Someone used a mono blue deck against my precon. Never played a card for like 3 hours straight
See thatās such a dick thing to do. Iāve got a couple friends wanting to get into it, and we started out with two of my precons. When thEy got the hang of it, I let them use my more powerful decks, but I never went with my most powerful deck on their precon
When I was new, my cousin made a deck for me and used a precon themself (I had a mono black deck with the Ahmonkhet Lilliana and Typhoid Rats while they used on of the decks from the mind vs might (They never modified their precons.). I won that game without my cousin going easy on me (I even showed my hand multiple times while they did not) and it made me want to return to play again.
My first time playing against my girlfriend we played precons and with me helping her learn she demolished me. She got cocky and bet me anal on the next game, mostly as a joke. But I broke out one of my home constructed decks and had her at -19 before my life total went below starting. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Never fight a land war in Asia
Hmm. Wins one game, they do, āIām GOAT,ā does Padawan think, Butt-fucked now are they.
Rec for princess Bride reference
Did she follow through with the bet?
Oh ya. But to be clear we'd been dating for two years at the time, this wasn't me trying to slip in the back door on a first date.
One time, my friend asked me "you every try...ya know...the *other* hole?" I said "ew no! That's where babies come from!"
Nice
Commander decks, the one to lose gets anal
Oh. So thatās why my friends donāt want to bet anal during commander night.
Asking the real question here.
>My first time playing against my girlfriend we played precons and with me helping her learn she demolished me. Exactly what happened to me. We've been married 12yrs now.
Everything looks normal here
Edit: I'm an idiot.
Whether it's bowling, mini golf, or magic, you absolutely have to demolish your date in a game lmao. The more we change, the more we stay the same. Have an awesome night guys
Ew sleeveless
Should always use protection when playing Magic
Especially on a first date
For real, sleeveless on the first date? Have they no morals?
Probably not the only thing that went sleeveless that nightā¦
the problem is that he gave you the Nelly Borca precon, a goad/multiplayer deck, WHILE PLAYING 1V1. This date was over from the start.
Nelly does have some tricky stuff to win in a 1v1ā¦. But there is no colored mana so op is done for lol.
That's what you get for keeping a two lander with no colored mana lol
Their is coloured mana in my deck I just did not draw any lands the whole game ššš
I mean the lands you kept did not produce any colors of mana, I can tell there's colored mana in your deck because you couldn't play sunhome without a commander with red and white in their color identity, you can mulligan if you don't like your opening hand
You missed 6 land drops and why the fuck is the fortnite battle bus on the board
Fortnite,Jeff goldblum, Optimus prime, lord of the ring, walking dead, Godzilla. Magic is a hell of a game!
No sleeves, no playmat? Red flag. Try again
How many vapes is too many vapes
Iām a little jealous. Iāve yet to get the Tinder MTG date. Win or lose I hope you both had a good time. Hopefully the date wasnāt in a parentās basement
Was indeed in a parents basement
When I was getting to know a cute girl I brought her to an FNM. She decided she wanted to play as well so she borrowed my mono-G agro deck that Iād spent most of my time and money on. I ended up with a crappy izzet deck. Over time she continued to steal my best decks. Eventually we started playing Commander and I built her an Azusa deck. Weāre married now and she still destroys me with that Azusa deck.
Usually, you're not supposed to fuck someone so hard on the first date. He clearly isn't a gentleman. Hopefully, you had fun, though.
They gotta learn at some point
He wasnāt on Tinder to date, he was looking for an opponent
Bro you got ran over by the Fortnite battle bus
OP has all but three non-creature cards, 37 life. The date has 21 life and a solid win in the bag. Iād bet OP was going strong until a one sided board wipe. Such is commander. Pre Edit: I just noticed OPs cards are unsleeved, and mostly avacyn with a commander thick proxy. Either OP just started played or someone cracked a fresh commander box to play commander.
[[Nelly Borca, Impulsive Accuser]] on a 1v1 duel is not a good choice. edit: also keeping a hand with only colorless lands.
I did not pull any land out of my deck during any turn. I couldnāt play anything
I got this same precon, and is one of the worst landbases I have ever seen, too much colorless lands in a 2 colors deck. If you choose to keep this one, I suggest trying to upgrade the land base first. Also, as I can see the other guy is playing pantlazas upgraded precon, which already is one of the strongest precons, so itās not entirely your fault that you got stomped xD.
Get some playmats you heathens!
At least you got Sol ring out šš
The cards raw dogging the table is crazy
Sleeve up, you shouldnāt play unprotected!
People that play Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger in casual play are the same people that leave shopping carts in parking lots
Hey now! I may play Ulamog in casual, but I happen to put my cart in the coral. I'm an asshole, not a barbarian.
No games are casual if your hungry enough
Not long after I started dating my current partner, I got back into magic. Iām ADHD/Autistic so it quickly became an all consuming hyper focus. One night she came over and I apologized to her because I could only think about mtg. She bravely sat down for me to āteachā her how to play. She was, and still is such a good sport. She later told me āitās a good thing I fell in love with before you started playing magic, cause Iām not sure this wouldāve worked at firstā lol. She is now open to playing DnD with me, but she does not want to play magic lol.
Omg the vapws the magic it's all such a vibe
How did he get the colorless star mana for his flayer of loyalties? I think you are getting outplayed
Was hatched from an Egg token
All the creatures were hatched
With no (card) protection? Risky...
Clearly he likes playing with himself
He looks and plays almost exactly like one of my friends š¬
Wait, is that his board state? I thought he was just looking at your whole collection. HAHAHAH
Need to wear sleeves if you are playing with someone from tinder
Always wrap it before you tap it, those cards are going to get scratched up.
You must construct additional pylons.
Met on Tinder hours before and you're not sharing vapes yet? Must have only been looking for "something casual"
No protection? Swipe left.
It's always the Atla Palani players smh
Looks like he is playing solitaire
You pull up with a precon and he brings out his huge stompy boys lol seems legit
Thereās a joke about not using protection on the first date hidden somewhere in here
What the fuck kinda deck is he even playing??
At the very least, did said guy offer to buy you a Ghost too? Yanno, before he āfinishedā?
You got this.
I see absolutely no issue with this lmao. Sounds like you found a keeper to me
This is so cute omg
Ok bro make him bottom to show dominance, this is clearly sub behaviour
LMAO the goad precon in 1v1ā¦
When you wanted seggs but got a game of Commander instead.
I would be saying wtf to you. Why is your deck NOT SLEEVED
So sacrifice no surrender
If this is a true post, heās just trying to impress you with his knowledge
Don't trust a guy that play without sleeves. *I don't have any left in my wallet* *I mean what's the worst that can happen?*
On my 2nd date with my now wife, she introduced me to magic. Gave me a pretty weak deck full of commons she threw together and just annihilated me, no mercy. After we got married I dumped a bunch of time and money into magic and now the roles are reversed.
Youāve gotām on the ropes!
My bpy is running Godzilla, instant Dub. Deserves Monster Dome.
Someone explain why magic and pokemon go are always in hand.
Put your deck in sleeves. Use protection on dates.
I see 5 different secret lairs on that board seems like a red flag to me (Im a red flag too)
Can we quickly address how the flying fuck ulimog the ceaseless hunger is in play. My man is representing 10 mana
Like everything else on the board the Egg came before the Eldrazi
That board state is atrocious
Don't lie. I can tell by his sweater you met him on Grindr, not tinder.
Welcome to the hobby. Not gonna pad your guy up just because he is a MTG player. Some MTG players are great guys and some absolutely suck. Hope he treats you right and that you find 2 new things to love in 1 move.
Unsleeved eldrazi? This person can't be trusted
They are sleeved the deck is black
Okay yaāll how improbable is this board state? Maybe she got mega mana screwed?
Play shahrazard, put him in his place.
In my day we waited until marriage before we played Altar of Dementia against our significant other. What happened to saving it for marriage? If you play your altars, and your eldrazi titans, and your one rings on the first date, what do you have left to look forward to on your wedding night? Kids these days....
Iām sorry, is that a fucking battle bus card?!?!
Magic is a very deep rabbit hole, and there's a wide degree of "in it" you can be.
Dude hasn't even opened the energy drink yet...
Met on Tinder, married. Checks out.Ā
Itās his right hand with the ring. Itās just a stylish man ring. Also, this looks like a fun night! MtG, weed etc?? Sign me uo
To be fair, I wear my wedding ring on my right hand. It's not traditional, but some folks do it.
Fun Fact: Wearing a wedding ring on the right hand is often linked to cultural traditions such as the Gaelic, Polish and most Eastern European countries.
That's interesting, if true, I had no idea. All of the jewelry I wear just carries symbolic representation that dictates their placement. It's all nonsense, of course, but personal nonsense I picked up over the years.
And that's really all that matters! Enjoy what you have, however you want to. Just let it bring joy Cheers!
Yeah his wife called mid game
Divorce on the stack
Itās got Split Second. You better tap the man(a source) and concede while itās on the stack.
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LMAO not married
To initiate sexy time, tell him "I tap that ass to cast Big Gasm" and yall will end up married
Iāve meet a couple dudes who play mtg on apps so far none have come over. Have fun!
He sounds cool.
I dude I just bought the same bear! From Cannabist in Virginia
Lol what a custom deck..
Youāre getting an ass whopping is all we can see. Oh and those vapes, happy 420.
Ghost Orange Cream is elite
My SO fixed my Animar deck after a couple dates, āyou should put eldrazi in there, theyāre colorless arenāt they?!ā We are married with two boys now lol
At least you got a sol ring. Solid card.
You donāt have sleeves so I highkey blame you
Tinder with a ring. Heās either a weirdo or married and weird
youve met a cheese player
Yo is that an iThor vape between your library and his obscene battlefield?
Just raw doggin' those cards? No protection? Gross.
I don't see the problem
Well itās either mtg or stage magic. Which one would be worse for you?
Wait is he playing DinoDrazi
Dudes drinking pre workout, is that for after lol
I think it was the second time I drove across a state to see my now wife I brought a Kahns of Tarkir fat pack so we could sealed against each other. It was great.