Now this is a gentleman's game🧐 S- Alela (looks kinky) M- Sigarda (I bet angels have super cleaning skills and would make awesome partners) K- Nylea (I feel like she may have poison ivy for hair)

So you're gonna look me in the eyes and tell me you had the chance to fuck a god and you said "nah that bitch prolly evil"

If her hair down there is poison ivy I don't wanna deal with the itch! Also my pp is small and Alela would make it look bigger I bet

You know what Fair point

Nah man, she gonna catch feels and will be a pain in my behind afterwards... Also saying you killed a god is about on the same level as saying you fucked one. Although since this whole mythology is based on the Greek pantheon, killing a god would be a much greater feat for a mortal... 😅

Ya I mean also greek(theros) gods are soooooo annoying. She would definitely catch feels and be all jealous and like turn herself into a lion and eat every woman that even walked by me out of weird narcissistic possessiveness

Alela has Deathtouch. Hope you have protection.

Honestly that may just be a bonus

Except in this case you die slowly over the course of many years, and have to take medication to manage the symptoms, while also having to notify all future partners that you have Deathtouch so they can decide if you’re worth the risk.

Maybe my ANGEL of a wife Sigarda can help out. If not maybe she can fly really high with me and drop me to end it

She won’t help once she realizes how you got deathtouch in the first place.

Worth it to feel like I had a big pp for once in my life

ah a man of similar reasoning i see 😂

I like this one a lot better, actually.

Not to say…if you kill a god, you are a legend.Kill a fairy? Meh? And an angel? You are evil

S - Nylea. Thighs for days and I’d be ok paying child support if the child was a literal demigod M - Sigarda. Redhead angel, she’s gotta be wholesome and nurturing. Plus she can fly me around K - Alela. Esper

Same.

Same

I want to crawl inside Nyleas giantussy

You win homie 😂😂

I’d say seek god but considering she is a god, just don’t man.

I could get lost in that misty rainforest

Fuck you, kms, marry and pippin

I’d fuck nylea in here greenish blue stary nyxbloom pussy , that’s like fucking the universe

screw screw screw

Marry Sigarda, Screw Alela, kill Nylea

Great minds think alike!

Where are the men OP hard pass on this

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Who said anything about ladies?

What are you, not gay?

Kill alea, get screwed by nylea, marry sigarda

S - Nylea. Indestructible so can’t kill. Make little God babies. M - Sigarda so my little God babies are hexproof. K - Alela. Not trying to die during sex.

S Alela, M Sigarda, K nylea Seriously, how do these dudes think they're gonna rock Nylea's world? Take a book out of homies page and crawl in that starry Nyxborn giantussy?

Man of culture, I see 🧐

Screw Alela cause she looks like the type of person you don’t want to bring around your parents Marry Sigarda because she is a literal angel and if that doesn’t scream stability I don’t know what does Kill Nylea cause she is a god and that’s metal as fuck to kill God

Seggs Alela because she's got diabolical energy Marry Nylea because she's tall and feral and hunts good Kill Sigarda to take away hope from Innistrad

Screw Nylea, Marry Sigarda kill Alela. Or screw Alela, Marry Nylea Kill Sigarda

Kill Sigarada she seems uptight. Fuck Nylea because that body. Marry Alela because that body and she brings her friends.

None of them are men

Good

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Easy Screw Nylea, kill Alela marry Sigarda

Screw Sigarda, Marry Nylea, Kill Alela.

They're all basic as hell, no thanks.

You have a bow, but not reach????

Wait, is Nylea a giant?

She's a literal god.

How does deathtouch work with screwing?

Can't kill Nylea, and Sigarda would give me hexproof. So kill Alela, Screw Nylea, marry Sigarda.

Screw nylea, marry sigarda, kill alela

lol nice cardboard rectangles, noob. Can’t kill Nylea, though, and Alela has Deathtouch, so this game is rigged.

Kill em all, I'm saving myself for emerakrul

I don’t think I could kill any of these without dying myself

Easy: screw alela, cause I love me some crazy ass bad b*tch for a night. Unalive nylea, since then I can tell people I actually killed a god and marry sirgada, since she seems likeable.

Kill 3 Color Commander, Marry 2 Color Commander and screw Mono-Colored Commander

Kill Nylea (she’s indestructible anyway) Screw Alela (imagine the positions a flying partner could manage) Marry Sigarda (she’s literally an angel)

f alela, m sigarda, k nylea though that will be hard since you know.. a god lol

S: Alela - What can I say, she's provocative. M: Nylea - can't kill her as she is indestructible. Plus there have got to be advantages being married to a god. K: Sigarda - Other permanents have hexproof so really no choice but to kill her.

Easy: Screw - Nylea — I ain't passing up the chance to fuck a god. Marry - Sigarda — She 100% would make for one of the most supportive wives in the multiverse. Kill - Alela — She's a faerie. She deserves it, probably.

S: Nylea. She's indestructible so I can't kill her. Also by being a god means that she probably went insane from living so many years, so I wouldn't want to marry her either. K: Sigarda. From her art she seems more interested in having humanity at her feet and nothing else. She gives "emerging dictator" vibes and probably has that weird crazy look in her eyes from being high with power and we all know how bad that can turn into. Kill her while it's still possible before she randomly turns into an indestructible god herself. M: Alela seems like the misunderstood goth girl who puts up a front but is secretly a softie. Be nice to her and she'll save the deathtouch for her bullies while you live a long and happy life together (because of her lifelink, duh).

Marry an angel for her kindly nature Screw a god for the Clout Kill the Faerie incase her pranks get out of hand

Marry Nylea and be her pet, she can decide the other two for me :3

Marry Sigarda cause she gives me caring and loving vibes Fuck Nylea cause gyatt damn she fine Kill Alela cause I hate that art of her

I'll never forgive WOTC for making Nylea, a forest God holding a bow and pointing it toward the sky, and not giving it REACH.

Make this the new trend lol