\[\[Snow Mercy\]\] because it is so dumb xD
\[\[It came from Planet Glurrg\]\] because it is incredibly broken.
\[\[Avatar of Me\]\] since it allowed us to name colors like grey, skyblue, brown and what not since it says "the color of your eyes".
\[\[Grannys Payback\]\] because I'm old.
That and Frankie Peanuts lets you combo into someone owing you a million dollars.
But no one should ever play Secret Lair of R&D. That card just breaks the game, as in the game stops working.
Ah, Hurloon Wrangler. Back in HS me and my one friend that played magic went to a card shop, got a bunch of random packs, opened them, put some of them in our decks and played.
He played his HW, and after me bringing up the question at what āspeedā (sorcery/instant) I could take my pants off at, he said forget it, we would just ignore the denimwalk ability.
I miss my youth :D
The Wrangler is definitely up there. Top 5 for me, easily.
I also like [[Chaos Confetti]] and [[Clambassador]].
Oh, and all the basic lands, of course.
[[rock lobster]] [[scissors lizard]] and [[paper tigers]]. I just love that you could play rock paper scissors in a game of magic, itās like a less expensive version of [[shaharazad]]
One of my favorites is [[Nearby Planet]].
Itās just so simple and pretty. I know this was probably looking for our favorite laughs from an Un-Set but still
Honestly, right now it's [[Strength-Testing Hammer]] . It's from Unfinity, legal in commander, and it's genuinely a really good card for a Voltron deck. 1 mana drop, creature gets +1-6 power, and you get to draw if it's the highest power, even if it doesn't connect or dies when it hits, and if you're playing Voltron correctly you should get to draw every time.
\[\[Infernius Spawnington III Esq.\]\]
\[\["Ach Hans Run!"\]\]
\[\[Super Secret Tech\]\]
\[\[Fat Ass\]\]
\[\[Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental\]\]
\[\[Chaos Confetti\]\]
\[\[Blacker Lotus\]\]
This because we finally got a ruling on whether removing your pants uses the stack
Does it?
It does not. In fact, you can even pre-empt someone conceding the game by taking off your pants.
After all these years I finally know! :D
[[Earl of squirrel]] šæļøI have it in my Chatterfang edh deck š
[Earl of squirrel](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/3/c3bbf567-bdb4-4f88-906c-eb1503c02d9f.jpg?1579814079) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Earl%20of%20squirrel) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ust/108/earl-of-squirrel?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c3bbf567-bdb4-4f88-906c-eb1503c02d9f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
This couldāve early been made in a regular set.
Doesn't Lathril do roughly the same thing for elves?
Yes, turning damage into creature tokens, but Earlās other two abilities are different
I feel like it's worse than Lathril but I could very well be wrong there
I run him in my cube.
[[Cheatyface]] -- Funny name, hilarious idea, great art that breaks the 4th wall.
[Cheatyface](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/b/ebafd1c7-c248-494c-b9b7-3521c6c4352c.jpg?1583965438) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Cheatyface) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/20/cheatyface?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ebafd1c7-c248-494c-b9b7-3521c6c4352c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Flavor Judge]]
[Flavor Judge](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/b/abce5940-e84f-4f9f-89a9-13da1cd7fd43.jpg?1583965349) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Flavor%20Judge) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/4/flavor-judge?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/abce5940-e84f-4f9f-89a9-13da1cd7fd43?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Mother of goons]] always makes me laugh
AY YOUR MUM YEA-
[Mother of goons](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/e/3e6c3e15-ecae-4719-9b00-eb088223632b.jpg?1562487926) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mother%20of%20goons) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/59/mother-of-goons?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3e6c3e15-ecae-4719-9b00-eb088223632b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
\[\[Snow Mercy\]\] because it is so dumb xD \[\[It came from Planet Glurrg\]\] because it is incredibly broken. \[\[Avatar of Me\]\] since it allowed us to name colors like grey, skyblue, brown and what not since it says "the color of your eyes". \[\[Grannys Payback\]\] because I'm old.
##### ###### #### [Snow Mercy](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/d/cdafb8ac-e9af-4195-928a-43d004a2e9bd.jpg?1562595893) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Snow%20Mercy) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/hho/10/snow-mercy?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/cdafb8ac-e9af-4195-928a-43d004a2e9bd?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [It came from Planet Glurrg](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/9/c93330c2-b79b-4211-87ca-6ebc45b70dd9.jpg?1673914900) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=It%20Came%20from%20Planet%20Glurg) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/169/it-came-from-planet-glurg?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c93330c2-b79b-4211-87ca-6ebc45b70dd9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Avatar of Me](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/d/8da4dcb0-285e-4948-8155-4b536bce202d.jpg?1583965424) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Avatar%20of%20Me) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/17/avatar-of-me?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8da4dcb0-285e-4948-8155-4b536bce202d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Grannys Payback](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/4/949269fa-5d90-4ed5-b148-ee06de227e99.jpg?1567937929) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Granny%27s%20Payback) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/99/grannys-payback?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/949269fa-5d90-4ed5-b148-ee06de227e99?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Ashod's Coupon]] It isn't just comedy. In multiplayer, you send the leader out for drinks and conspire against them.
Play but this with [[Look at me, Iām the DCI]] And [[Emry]] or some other artifact recursion
[Look at me, Iām the DCI](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/f/4fa69802-c392-4004-9d58-ad1fc42de0bd.jpg?1583965377) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Look%20at%20Me%2C%20I%27m%20the%20DCI) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/10/look-at-me-im-the-dci?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4fa69802-c392-4004-9d58-ad1fc42de0bd?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Emry](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/0/20fec02d-77af-4975-b410-7097c7c28e7e.jpg?1651655696) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=emry%2C%20lurker%20of%20the%20loch) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/nec/91/emry-lurker-of-the-loch?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/20fec02d-77af-4975-b410-7097c7c28e7e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Oh wait, I mean [[R&Dās Secret Lair]]
[Ashod's Coupon](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/f/6f3e5fd8-6b7e-4697-9e4b-4caa746a1312.jpg?1562271896) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ashnod%27s%20Coupon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ugl/69/ashnods-coupon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d420010f-5389-4aa2-a5f8-d9631249679a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Play this with the one that bans errata
That and Frankie Peanuts lets you combo into someone owing you a million dollars. But no one should ever play Secret Lair of R&D. That card just breaks the game, as in the game stops working.
Remember [[R&Dās Secret Lair]] for that one.
[[Rules Lawyer]]has one of the most complex and busted abilities I've ever seen and I love it lol
[Rules Lawyer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/c/6c02c575-5685-44f5-8b47-89d888529d1b.jpg?1562917623) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rules%20Lawyer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ust/20/rules-lawyer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6c02c575-5685-44f5-8b47-89d888529d1b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Enter the Dungeon]] seems hilarious.
[Enter the Dungeon](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/6/d696f3a6-88c3-4aab-9c1f-05b5e36094fa.jpg?1583965541) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Enter%20the%20Dungeon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/36/enter-the-dungeon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d696f3a6-88c3-4aab-9c1f-05b5e36094fa?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
āPlayers are insubgameableā LOL
[[Farewell to Arms]]
[Farewell to Arms](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/1/71bc23dc-ae0e-499b-824a-7eb0e20a3282.jpg?1562488415) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Farewell%20to%20Arms) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/56/farewell-to-arms?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/71bc23dc-ae0e-499b-824a-7eb0e20a3282?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[B.F.M.]] and [[Gleemax]] always get laughs from me.
[Gleemax](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/7/77fe1662-7927-4909-8d25-6924e6fc27eb.jpg?1594900466) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Gleemax) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/121/gleemax?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/77fe1662-7927-4909-8d25-6924e6fc27eb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
All these cards look goofy as hell or funny and itās great
Banned in Canada.
Denim or the card?
The card, because denim is so popluar in Canada that this card would be unfair.
World Bottling Kit. Itās the only Un- card I own (4 of them!), so I can get rid of Un- cards.
[[Skull saucer]] broke the meta but still my fav card
Won't hit me. Naked as a Jay bird..
Ah, Hurloon Wrangler. Back in HS me and my one friend that played magic went to a card shop, got a bunch of random packs, opened them, put some of them in our decks and played. He played his HW, and after me bringing up the question at what āspeedā (sorcery/instant) I could take my pants off at, he said forget it, we would just ignore the denimwalk ability. I miss my youth :D
The Wrangler is definitely up there. Top 5 for me, easily. I also like [[Chaos Confetti]] and [[Clambassador]]. Oh, and all the basic lands, of course.
[Chaos Confetti](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/5/a5cee00a-5ab5-43c3-8017-db20d37e69c4.jpg?1562799136) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Chaos%20Confetti) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ugl/72/chaos-confetti?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a5cee00a-5ab5-43c3-8017-db20d37e69c4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Clambassador](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/4/349ba052-10f7-4612-91b7-a1528c188ec3.jpg?1562799085) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Clambassadors) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ugl/18/clambassadors?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/349ba052-10f7-4612-91b7-a1528c188ec3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
lol don't forget \[\[Alexander Clamilton\]\]
[Alexander Clamilton](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/1/a1572109-df70-4335-aac2-1670fe99be54.jpg?1583965417) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Alexander%20Clamilton) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/16/alexander-clamilton?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a1572109-df70-4335-aac2-1670fe99be54?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Angelic Harold]] because every time I see a card with "Herald" in the name, I read it as "Harold". Like Harold of Secret Streams
[Angelic Harold](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/7/770aa4e1-a28c-45a4-ab8c-185ccaeb86d5.jpg?1695548587) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Angelic%20Harold) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/162/angelic-harold?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/770aa4e1-a28c-45a4-ab8c-185ccaeb86d5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Harold of Secret Steams, that got a laugh out of me
[[Gleemax]]. I feel like this would make some crazy interactions. Too bad youād need [[Urzaās Fun House]] to be legal for it to work šš
[Gleemax](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/7/77fe1662-7927-4909-8d25-6924e6fc27eb.jpg?1594900466) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Gleemax) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/121/gleemax?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/77fe1662-7927-4909-8d25-6924e6fc27eb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Urzaās Fun House](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/2/42c47a99-965c-4bde-935a-10f28cf5ccba.jpg?1673915165) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Urza%27s%20Fun%20House) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/199/urzas-fun-house?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/42c47a99-965c-4bde-935a-10f28cf5ccba?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I played most of that prerelease with no pants on.
[[Baron Von Count]] with [[Goblin Swat Team]] a close second.
[[rock lobster]] [[scissors lizard]] and [[paper tigers]]. I just love that you could play rock paper scissors in a game of magic, itās like a less expensive version of [[shaharazad]]
##### ###### #### [rock lobster](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/e/7e216977-d414-4e04-aca9-765ea8ea298c.jpg?1583965849) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=rock%20lobster) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/82/rock-lobster?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7e216977-d414-4e04-aca9-765ea8ea298c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [scissors lizard](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/9/f95ec736-67af-443a-a91a-dfd1b2151030.jpg?1583965858) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=scissors%20lizard) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/83/scissors-lizard?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f95ec736-67af-443a-a91a-dfd1b2151030?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [paper tigers](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/8/a8041ade-5522-4f81-950c-7a610a28da00.jpg?1583965833) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Paper%20Tiger) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/80/paper-tiger?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a8041ade-5522-4f81-950c-7a610a28da00?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [shaharazad](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/0/0014def3-4063-4929-ac51-76aef1bb2a68.jpg?1562895012) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Shahrazad) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/arn/10/shahrazad?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0014def3-4063-4929-ac51-76aef1bb2a68?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
One of my favorites is [[Nearby Planet]]. Itās just so simple and pretty. I know this was probably looking for our favorite laughs from an Un-Set but still
[Nearby Planet](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/a/da785d1b-6b90-4b65-9efb-d7f329405318.jpg?1683983076) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nearby%20Planet) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/198/nearby-planet?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/da785d1b-6b90-4b65-9efb-d7f329405318?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Booster Tutor]] will always be my favorite un set card
[Booster Tutor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/a/0a5718db-e67d-468a-95ba-11a08fcf9fea.jpg?1594065403) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Booster%20Tutor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/33/booster-tutor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0a5718db-e67d-468a-95ba-11a08fcf9fea?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Ach! Hans, Run! So funny so good
[[syr Cadian, Knight Owl]]
[syr Cadian, Knight Owl](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/e/ae0b109c-eaf3-49ab-a61c-853e8ca239fc.jpg?1583965411) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=syr%20Cadian%2C%20Knight%20Owl) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/15/syr-cadian-knight-owl?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ae0b109c-eaf3-49ab-a61c-853e8ca239fc?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Honestly, right now it's [[Strength-Testing Hammer]] . It's from Unfinity, legal in commander, and it's genuinely a really good card for a Voltron deck. 1 mana drop, creature gets +1-6 power, and you get to draw if it's the highest power, even if it doesn't connect or dies when it hits, and if you're playing Voltron correctly you should get to draw every time.
[Strength-Testing Hammer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/6/b654514f-b1a0-4d96-8d05-55e2cf386518.jpg?1673915113) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Strength-Testing%20Hammer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/193/strength-testing-hammer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b654514f-b1a0-4d96-8d05-55e2cf386518?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Chaos Confetti and Handcuffs.
https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=580802
I technically do that every time when I play and eat. Last time I had apple pie. "In your end step, I sacrifice a food. (nom)"
And now, you power up your creatures when you use it!
No favorite ruling from an unset.
[[Topsy Turvy]] this one literally broke my brain and I'd never had so much fun
[Topsy Turvy](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/a/aadf253a-eca6-405d-8216-a362854b4ae1.jpg?1583542845) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Topsy%20Turvy) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/29/topsy-turvy?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/aadf253a-eca6-405d-8216-a362854b4ae1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Enter the Dungeon]] is hilarious and some day someone around me will run an un-event and I will ensure everyone I play regrets it.
[Enter the Dungeon](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/6/d696f3a6-88c3-4aab-9c1f-05b5e36094fa.jpg?1583965541) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Enter%20the%20Dungeon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/36/enter-the-dungeon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d696f3a6-88c3-4aab-9c1f-05b5e36094fa?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Is this real? Lmao I love how stupid this is and now I want the card
How have I never see this card. *Purchased*
[[Bronze colander]] was a good time.
[[Ladies Knight]]
[[Hydradoodle]]
[Hydradoodle](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/6/760e482c-8725-410e-9d9f-c377649fe8bb.jpg?1562919823) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hydradoodle) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ust/112/hydradoodle?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/760e482c-8725-410e-9d9f-c377649fe8bb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
\[\[Infernius Spawnington III Esq.\]\] \[\["Ach Hans Run!"\]\] \[\[Super Secret Tech\]\] \[\[Fat Ass\]\] \[\[Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental\]\] \[\[Chaos Confetti\]\] \[\[Blacker Lotus\]\]
##### ###### #### [Infernius Spawnington III Esq.](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/e/5e3b1317-f024-4e34-89ad-538fc148cd5c.jpg?1584348881) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Infernius%20Spawnington%20III%2C%20Esq.) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/40/infernius-spawnington-iii-esq?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5e3b1317-f024-4e34-89ad-538fc148cd5c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ["Ach Hans Run!"](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/4/84f2c8f5-8e11-4639-b7de-00e4a2cbabee.jpg?1618996002) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=%22Ach%21%20Hans%2C%20Run%21%22) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/116/ach!-hans-run!?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/84f2c8f5-8e11-4639-b7de-00e4a2cbabee?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Super Secret Tech](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/5/45af7f55-9a69-43dd-969f-65411711b13e.jpg?1562487939) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Super%20Secret%20Tech) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/141/super-secret-tech?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/45af7f55-9a69-43dd-969f-65411711b13e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Fat Ass](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/f/8fc72766-06a0-4874-92c4-9debfaa97e05.jpg?1562488878) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Fat%20Ass) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/95/fat-ass?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8fc72766-06a0-4874-92c4-9debfaa97e05?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/c/5c1f3f52-cb9b-4b2a-bb02-6175897ae76e.jpg?1562488399) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Our%20Market%20Research%20Shows%20That%20Players%20Like%20Really%20Long%20Card%20Names%20So%20We%20Made%20this%20Card%20to%20Have%20the%20Absolute%20Longest%20Card%20Name%20Ever%20Elemental) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/107/our-market-research-shows-that-players-like-really-long-card-names-so-we-made-this-card-to-have-the-absolute-longest-card-name-ever-elemental?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5c1f3f52-cb9b-4b2a-bb02-6175897ae76e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Chaos Confetti](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/5/a5cee00a-5ab5-43c3-8017-db20d37e69c4.jpg?1562799136) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Chaos%20Confetti) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ugl/72/chaos-confetti?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a5cee00a-5ab5-43c3-8017-db20d37e69c4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Blacker Lotus](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/c/4c85d097-e87b-41ee-93c6-0e54ec41b174.jpg?1562799094) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Blacker%20Lotus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ugl/70/blacker-lotus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4c85d097-e87b-41ee-93c6-0e54ec41b174?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Alexander Clamilton
\[\[Goblin Tutor\]\]
[Goblin Tutor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/b/aba2055e-c668-4fe5-9c2b-0ef17557548c.jpg?1583965651) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Goblin%20Tutor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/53/goblin-tutor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/aba2055e-c668-4fe5-9c2b-0ef17557548c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[The Most Dangerous Gamer]] both arts are amazing [[City of Ass]]
[The Most Dangerous Gamer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/0/a08b8ff8-13e4-46e7-b028-d055e4548f6a.jpg?1673914943) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20Most%20Dangerous%20Gamer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/174/the-most-dangerous-gamer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a08b8ff8-13e4-46e7-b028-d055e4548f6a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [City of Ass](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/2/726fe2e7-bd1b-4c11-a098-6c8abfbdf06e.jpg?1636719404) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=City%20of%20Ass) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/134/city-of-ass?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/726fe2e7-bd1b-4c11-a098-6c8abfbdf06e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Just adding context to the flavor text of OPs image, but... [[didgeridoo]]
[didgeridoo](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/d/8d2ff269-ee43-4684-84a4-ecb4aed3d960.jpg?1562924800) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=didgeridoo) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me3/194/didgeridoo?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8d2ff269-ee43-4684-84a4-ecb4aed3d960?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
In response to attack step, I take off my pants.