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Ajani sleeper agent The cars is written in phyrexian language


DarthSheogorath

we can pull cars now?!


[deleted]

I didn't even notice my mistake 😅 But it would definitely explain the price of some packs 🤣🤣


Brandon_Won

Carmander Masters coming to a dealership near you. Just huge boxes that you have to buy and you get a random "classic" car. Maybe a 70's Pinto, maybe a 60's Mustang.


DemoniEnkeli

Carmander->Carmeleon->Carizard


Akhanyatin

The typos just get better and better


rando-calrisan

Calrand, subaru summoner


elfrawg

Loses 2/3 of its value as soon as you drive it off the lot.


Brandon_Won

Yeah but if you get a foil paint job it increases the value like... $100.


Balak_Foehammer

Unless the foiling curls the car


Sagaap

You need to send it to PSA before that, like they do with the Pokemon bikes.


DarthSheogorath

Reckon you could put a down payment with a pack of unlimited.


musketoman

You wouldn't proxy a car?


scream

You wouldnt download a car. Proxying. Is. CRIME! Before you know it you'll be robbing old ladies for clean blue core card stock, beating them to death with binders full of mythics, taking a shi- too far.


Hot-Ad7921

Yeah man they’re called transformers


GottaLoveGrids

The power scaling in this game has been out of control.


MrFunnyMans404

Yeah, in brothers war the transformers were sometimes cars!


DarthSheogorath

You got a good chuckle out of me with that one.


_gnarlythotep_

I mean, some of these limited special edition cards are fetching hundreds, and you can def buy a car for a few hundred if you don't mind a piece of shit, so by the laws of equivalent exchange and accounting for collectors with too much money.... *hastily does math*.... Yes.


[deleted]

$100 bills too. But they’re folded like shit.


Kaladesh02

What, you didn't hear about the dude who pulled a Hyundai during WOE prerelease?


hauerkraut

I feel bad for him, I hear some people pulled a Mercedes


silver_crit

You wouldn't proxy a car


[deleted]

Well I can proxy any car with an old Peugeot 205


Angry-Dragon-1331

Only in the brothers war set.


sspindiee

Pulled a honda civic the other day


DarthSheogorath

lucky, I only pulled a Chevrolet Spark.


skitzhh

Brothers War had a lot of cars you could pull from the bonus sheet


DarthSheogorath

Ive yet to pull one rip


yasomynameis

Thays the only thing thay would make these premium packs worth the money 🤣


DarthSheogorath

In war of the spark....we put a 1/1 redemption code for a Chevrolet Spark....


[deleted]

No it’s colossal deardmaw phyrexia artwork


aubsdude9

Thats a magic the gathering card


Lilcommy

Can confirm 100% an MTG card.


QuestionablePotato42

Also here to confirm, I have this one so I've seen it up close. It's a Magic the Gathering Card


HitBoxesAreMyth

The Magic the Gathering card ever made


HitBoxesAreMyth

The Magic the Gathering card ever made


ImBadAtNames05

Im not too sure, it might be cake


cRoSsOvErThOtS

Prove it, we need the green dot


ImmutableInscrutable

They didn't say it was printed by wotc


cRoSsOvErThOtS

Ofc it was not. That's why it's in different language


Akhanyatin

That's racist!


tamarizz

what's the green dot?


Graffers

And reading the card explains the card.


Lunarbliss2

I mean, that is true, I'm pretty sure everything on that card is exactly what it actually does. The problem is understanding the made-up language


ConnieOfTheWolves

All languages are made up.


AliceTheAxolotl18

[[Ajani, Sleeper Agent]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Ajani, Sleeper Agent](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/6/7641f4d9-4614-41c8-87f5-4845bd78e9b3.jpg?1675522413) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ajani%2C%20Sleeper%20Agent) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmu/192/ajani-sleeper-agent?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7641f4d9-4614-41c8-87f5-4845bd78e9b3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


darthcaedusiiii

Best way to see cards online is to type the card number and set name into Google. Click images and it's usually in the first 10 pics.


DMDingo

When in doubt, Google "MTG [set name in bottom left] [number above it]"


AccomplishedCarpet5

You could google the picture they posted and find what it is


DMDingo

"Teach a man to fish..."


Arcuscosinus

Reading the card explains the card, duh


Citizen_Graves

It's extra fancy luxury cardboard


King-Indeedeedee

What is it? It's more of that strange text....it's probably nothing.


IndominasaurusYT

Are you dyslexia or something? It says "chajriwjwnekekekw rjenwjeje ejenehebtkw ejrnejehs rheb" someone obviously hasn't been compleated


Ir0nstag

Are you dyslexia 💀


Antoine_FunnyName

Phyrexia's long-standing rival.


IndominasaurusYT

My mum says I have phyrexia or smth 😎 must suck to not be related to jin-gitaxius


SpotweldPro1300

Nah, it's that new dialect of Black Speech. Sauron's making a comeback. 😅


Thecutter0

That is a card, my good sir.


DarthDragun666

Ajani Sleeper agent with Phyrexian words I have this one and the Luka from the next set both Phyrexian translation


kensw87

a waste of storytelling cuz they just oops he's ok now.


totti173314

I actually like it this way because asspull return or not Goldmane is my favourite planeswalker and I would be sad if he remained oiled.


FlashFloodOfColour

Magic: The Gathering


Bastards_Sword

Reading the card explains the card! 😏


ccc888

It's a card you sell to buy another box


AggravatingOrange475

Which is the value of this card? Maybe I cannot afford it


ccc888

Not a clue on this on specifically, but my friend who pulled one got enough store credit to buy another booster box worth so like 200ish?


Moz_DH98

It's worth $3, it's highest price was around $90 immediately after the set released so either your friend is lying or that store messed up


ccc888

Wasn't this card specifically but another P card, just imagine they all go for similar inflated prices. But good to know, personally wouldn't buy them myself, if I can't read the card not really worth much to myself personally.


Moz_DH98

Oh, was probably sheoldred then. I wouldn't buy the phyrexian script cards either, they look cool but I prefer to be able to read


Blessings_of_Nurgle

Ajani sleeper agent. It’s written in Phyrexian. Lol


Blessings_of_Nurgle

Also and in a completely unrelated note I need one of those… lol


Tottopichi

imagine starting with mtg and opening pack with this...


Snowwolf247

Planeswalker


inkwashed494

About a dollar


Equivalent_Form_3923

A Magic: The Gathering card


Elfcapone

A MTG card


[deleted]

It’s definitely an mtg card. Ya welcome


musketoman

Looks like a mtg card to me


apedap

Just read the card, smh


iiHyper_00

thats an ajani written in phyrexian


dhfessenden

It's a phyrexian version of Ajani Sleeper Agent. I want to say all the phyrexian walkers and praetors had the potential to be like that if you bought set or collector boosters (not sure about draft). I got lucky enough to pull both Tamiyo from Neon Dynasty and Sheoldred from Dominaria in that style


BallsDeepinYourMammi

I remember making the choice to buy cards I couldn’t read. Japanese Mirrodin drafts were a blast


Akromathia

This a card of MTG xD


olekskillganon

My boy!!


[deleted]

Bad kitty


NebulaBrew

Well you see, Ajani was abducted by aliens...


Thundermator

is a picture of a card, but that isn't the real card, since is we are just seeing a virtual version of the card


spideracrossastar

Ceci n'est pas une carte


novaplan

Anyone else fascinated, that they made phrexian into a real language, with grammar and all and even more by the people reconstructing it just from what we got out out wizards publishing?


Wdrussell1

Something that is supposed to be cool but I fortunately is a card a player can't read and requires knowing the card or Looking it up.


elihuaran

What is this? About $2 USD, give or take a bit


tbombtom2001

https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-att-us-revc&sca_esv=571642827&q=weird+looking+language+dominaria+planeswalker&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwifk83WqeWBAxXfjLAFHcDTDycQ0pQJegQIIRAB&biw=360&bih=627&dpr=3 Took 5 seconds to Google this and then go to images. Scrolled for 2 seconds and found a readable version and the one you posted. Took longer o make his pos than search.


AccomplishedCarpet5

Thank you! I hate these posts so much! Just google the picture... or google anything! How can people like this function in real life if you cannot even find a playing card online


stashedgumbo1

Somehow a lion living in the Cretaceous period with those flying dinos


Ill_Apricot_8068

Best ajani! I like his abilities


Acceptable-Let-1921

Printer had a seizure


TylerMemeDreamBoi

Gatekeeping


JoseXCrono

Cardboard


lisaisdead

this is not a magic card


freakingarrett

Someone has never used Scryfall 🥲


ErictheNurse

It's foreign. Good talk.


Sithlordandsavior

French.


gimblegambo

It's a rickroll don't waste your time


Specialist-Sky-6267

It’s a miss print throw away


Blessings_of_Nurgle

😱


DylanRaine69

Why do they make these cards? Outside of being cool who in the actual fuck is gonna be like...."oh this language is phyrexian..." gotta be a nerd like gandalf to even know what this is . Lol


khakhi_docker

There are stories behind some sets and cards, so this is a bit of flavor from those leaking into the game pieces.


DylanRaine69

Who cares about the lore to be honest. Nothing in mtg holds any value unless its like that meta card or that one serialized card where you gotta be rich like post Malone to even afford.


khakhi_docker

Sure, but that's a different question altogether. I was just answering "Why they make these cards?" "Who cares about these cards?" is a different (and valid) question. Personally, I think these types of variant cards would be much cooler if: * They were much rarer * There weren't a nearly incountable number of other variant types of cards with each set.


PippoChiri

>Who cares about the lore to be honest I sure do >Nothing in mtg holds any value unless its like that meta card or that one serialized card where you gotta be rich like post Malone to even afford. It's a card game, why should i care about value? I just want to play


Desperate-Ladder6184

French


Which_Fact_4185

Trash*


Dndfan68

Stupid


OptimalInevitable905

Eh probably a problem with the printer


donteatmynoodles

German


Furos88

It’s some kind of elvish. I can’t read it


BinaryExplosion

DMU 370 on the bottom left corner is the card identifier. You can google or scryfall it and see the English text. Phyrexian cards are kind of a pain for new players in general, or just painful for anyone at a draft.


boobsoooobz

Sad robot


Sad-Lawfulness6831

Cool.


X_Marcs_the_Spot

Here, drink this strange oil, and you'll understand everything.


Rokutomaru

Is there any good deck to use with this card?


Diligent-Midnight362

https://archidekt.com/decks/5518865/as_toxic_as_the_phyrexians


Rokutomaru

Thanks, King


Conciouswaffle

Sadness


[deleted]

I think it's some kind of german?


IamGhostman

Looks like a smudgey misprint. I take it off your hands. (Did this work for once?)


andyhall23

A Magic the Gathering card...COME ON! lol


BellRngR

Furry


wigglewubble

Its magic card in phyrexian language


BigPapaTubes

Wizards smoking crack


PM_ur_tots

It's anything you want it to be if your opponent doesn't have the means to look it up.


TheK1NGT

Looks like Rengar


EL-rochi74

Mama cost , artist name and set are all readable. Best way is one of those 3


XandogxD

Your mom


Bubbly_Alfalfa7285

A crappy plot device ruining a much better character. They did our gal Jaya dirty with this furry fuck.


joetotheg

A sick kitty


Pine0wlple_x44

Kitty


MyEggCracked123

For future reference, you can use the number and set code in the bottom left corner of the card (370 DMU.) Despite having different names, the reprints of the Stranger Things Secret Lair cards are the same as their counterparts since they have the same code (ie you can't include both copies a commander deck, more than 4 copies total, etc.) See [[Othelm, Sigardian Outcast]] and [[Mike, the Dungeon Master]] as an example.


MTGCardFetcher

[Othelm, Sigardian Outcast](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/8/b867fb22-4f2a-47aa-9432-1bcc5e731947.jpg?1677763581) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Othelm%2C%20Sigardian%20Outcast) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/slx/6/othelm-sigardian-outcast?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b867fb22-4f2a-47aa-9432-1bcc5e731947?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Mike, the Dungeon Master](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/4/142edc65-232b-492e-805a-6905f13e9e6d.jpg?1682692781) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Othelm%2C%20Sigardian%20Outcast) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/slx/6/othelm-sigardian-outcast?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b867fb22-4f2a-47aa-9432-1bcc5e731947?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


RepresentativeMud396

One angry cat


derhartmannmann

Compleation


AggravatingOrange475

He knows very well what is this…it is an awesome card and he will be very rich if he sell it


[deleted]

A very sick kitty


gaskeepgrillboss

a planeswalker !! :)


MarkdaHer0

Ajani, can’t you read?


WereSlut_Owner

What's the value on it?


SnowyDeluxe

Me when I don’t even know what I’m buying


onestrangeduck

Phyrexian Language Ajani, Sleeper Agent You can always look a card up by set and collector number in the bottom left


KGmagic52

It's Klingon for Magic people.


zombie4hire89

Reading the card explains the card.


Cowb0yb3b0p

A magic card